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problem goose

@mammothfactory

4 years

new comic, And So We Summoned The Mayor

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problem goose

@mammothfactory

4 years

May: burn down a police station, abolish the police June: we have listened to your concerns and the Hamburglar is black now

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2 years

Pretty cool that we went from "there's a garbage patch in the ocean the size of Texas" to "there's garbage on Everest and on the ocean floor" to "there's toxic garbage in our lungs and blood" without anyone anywhere giving a shit

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every living thing is getting murdered, all to fuel the society where you work all day doing meaningless shit you hate until you die

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1 year

A mature saguaro takes 125 years to grow. They keep going down around Phoenix thanks to the delay of the monsoon (getting some today finally) and cumulative heat without recovery! Through today 4th longest stretch without measurable rain (138 days). Photo: @AmberSullins

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5 years

ah just what I needed at the grocery store, an ominous roving robot obelisk

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4 years

at last, the solution

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8 years

PEASANT: Feudalism is bad ME: But how can you say feudalism is bad when you're wearing rags MADE UNDER FEUDALISM PEASANT: [dies of plague]

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8 years

Well time to put up the Christmas shit

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4 years

fuck em up, bees, get your shit back

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@mammothfactory

7 years

Look at him, he's made no resolutions, he has no plans to better himself or increase his productivity, the whole community is aghast

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1 year

consider the pigs of the beach, they toil not, and yet Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like these

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@mammothfactory

7 years

Welcome to CrimeTown, the podcast about a town of crime [twenty hours & 50 Blue Apron ads later] In conclusion crime is a land of contrasts

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2 years

The usual response to ecological collapse, when there is one, is to shrug dismissively and say "well what's the alternative?" and motherfucker, we are the only species on the planet that lives like this, working ourselves to death to kill ourselves and everything around us

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2 years

It can't be said enough that both the decision to demolish a forest to build a mock city to train cops in urban warfare, and the decision to let cops murder a forest defender there, happened under Democrats. You know, the official opposition to fascism we all know and love

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problem goose

@mammothfactory

7 years

Look you may not like it but those Nazis have RIGHTS, protected by our CONSTITUTION, written by [squints at Wikipedia] genocidal slaveowners

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[techno optimist voice] yeah AI art is ugly as fuck but the technology itself is a promising way to train computers to report your face to the police

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@mammothfactory

5 years

good night from the Night Pig

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4 months

there's been a real lack of willingness to connect Gaza and the climate crisis, not just in the sense of "Israel and the US are climate criminals" but in the sense that genocide is the industrialized world's solution to climate change, to build a wall and kill everyone outside it

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7 years

Excuse me but do you have a minute to talk about Leviathan, beast of beasts and slayer of men

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6 years

MASSIVE SPOILER ALERT: he is actually in tech

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6 years

Weird how everyone has the brain disease where you get constantly anxious in this, the society where you have to work like a machine or die

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1 year

[looking at an AI-generated picture of the pope but the pope is like wearing a santa hat or something, and also my body is filled with toxic plastic waste] incredible, to live in such a time of wonders

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8 years

SOCIALISTS: There's never been a better time to move Democrats to the left DEMOCRATS: The CIA is awesome, let's go to war with Russia

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3 years

Turns out “overrun” here means “we destroyed the places where these animals lived but they are still alive”

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4 months

@Kahlil_Kasir hello perfectly normal person here, I just spent hours going through a bunch of paintings so I could give myself a reason to call a queer man of color a slur

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@mammothfactory

5 years

Saturn Devouring His Son

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6 years

Look, Jesus wants you to be the president of the animals, the boss animal, while Satan wants you to just hang out and be friends with a bunch of birds and bugs, which, uh, would be, bad?

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4 months

This is your "green energy" - an ecosystem bulldozed in the desperate search to extract anything and everything from the earth as the planet is rendered increasingly uninhabitable

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4 months

4,200 Joshua trees are scheduled to be removed are replaced by solar panels for the Aratina Solar Project near Boron, CA in June of this year. They will not be salvaged but funds based on the size of the tree will be placed in a mitigation bank.

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6 years

I was fine with Bill Maher when he was being racist and sexist and wanted to kill everyone in the Middle East but I draw the line at his making fun of Spiderman comics

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10 months

international law is just like regular law, in that there are cops and they get to kill whoever they want

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@mammothfactory

5 years

Well sure we could stop burning the world, but then how would we create Jobs, the things we all hate that make us want to die

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@mammothfactory

5 years

This is Pando, a giant clonal colony of quaking aspen, each tree just one stem of a single immense organism at least 80,000 years old, one of the oldest and largest living things on the planet

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@mammothfactory

7 years

@RR_Reads @samuelpalin @kitlovelace @Nicole_Cliffe Sandra Hurricane

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4 years

The Environment: weird niche issue for nerds and hippies, who cares The Economy: very important, everyone believes in Economy, the very real science of why you have to work forever for a faraway man in a house made of gold

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@MKupperman great idea to set up a social network (thing where you want as many people as possible to join) and have a system where in order to get in you have to find one of Wonka's golden tickets

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@mammothfactory

8 years

2004: The terror watch list is creeping fascism 2016: The terror watch list is great and beautiful and Dr. King's own dream

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@mammothfactory

2 years

@alch3mii @raynefq bananas famously go bad really fast, maybe she realized she only needed one banana, why you gotta put her on blast for having modest banana needs

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4 years

[as I am disappeared by the secret police] is this legal, though? is this in keeping with the constitution? is this, strictly speaking, in line with the wishes of the framers? is this, legally speaking,

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6 years

Don't blame me, I voted for Cloth Mother

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9 years

Brown shooter: TERROR White shooter: a mystery wrapped in an enigma, who can know the human heart, maybe he tripped & spilled those bullets

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@mammothfactory

2 years

fuck yeah, rain is poison now, if you’re outside and it’s raining that’s just poison falling from the sky and we did that, that’s Science, that’s Progress

Study finds that rainwater no longer safe to drink anywhere on Earth

A recent study published in the journal "Environmental Science and Technology" found rainwater is no longer safe to drink anywhere on Earth.

www.denver7.com

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problem goose

@mammothfactory

6 years

Alright that's enough Christmas shit, here's a big goth waterbird

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@mammothfactory

2 years

No one writing these stories has apparently ever shoplifted anything because it’s way easier to steal deodorant by like sticking it in your pocket and walking out the door than going in with a mob of big dudes to tackle The Dry Idea Score

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2 years

Yet another article on "organized retail crime gangs" that does not include a single example of an organized retail crime gang.

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problem goose

@mammothfactory

5 years

check out this unlikely animal friendship

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@mammothfactory

6 years

Don't forget to set your clocks forward, or back, or on fire, who cares, I'm not your clock boss, do whatever, fuck clocks

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4 years

good news everybody

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@mammothfactory

4 years

without downloading any new pictures, without downloading any pictures at all, without looking at any pictures, closing your eyes and clearing your mind of any images at all, releasing your self and your consciousness into the void,

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@mammothfactory

8 years

80 Over 80: These Up-And-Coming Thought Leaders Are Hot, Hip, And Ready To Eat Your Children

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@mammothfactory

8 years

MILLENNIALS! Who are these magic children who will live for a thousand years and why won't they get a job and stop sexing their phones at me

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2 years

[19th century] I just blew up the czar, I shot the president in the brain cause I saw the president on the street and I don't like presidents [today] this old mass murderer died peacefully in his sleep at a thousand and three and I just posted a gif about it, bam, got im

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4 years

[three months after watching a rapist easily clinch a presidential nomination] cancel culture is real and it's going to destroy us all

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2 years

@atothe_d I haven’t eaten meat in like fifteen years but my memory of chain fried chicken places is that they were basically the same but they all had weird fanbases for some reason

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2 years

@mardirooster every gang has that one buddy whose ship keeps landing on a whale thinking the whale is an island

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4 years

road's closed forever, this is a pig town now

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3 years

@MattPostSaysHi bold of humans to wipe out a species and then call it dumb

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3 years

king of the beach

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2 years

there's no way to vote out fascism because this is a system that tends towards fascism, there's no reforming it, no good and just people who will listen if you go through the "proper channels," the only thing to do is burn it to the ground

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@mammothfactory

6 years

This would be the only story that mattered in any society that wasn't suicidal and insane

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5 years

Big changes are coming to Twitter! - there will still be Nazis - there will be new, faster ways for Nazis to get you banned for talking back to Nazis - you will not be able to see how many likes and retweets you are getting, from Nazis

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6 years

hard agree

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2 years

fuck yeah chickens, live wild live free

depths of wikipedia!

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3 years

People burned down police stations and cop cars and liberals told them to settle down and vote for Democrats, and they did, and what we get is more money for cops

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7 years

[sees a torturer] well see he's a controversial figure, he tortured people to death, controversially

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6 years

Where's my John Wick movie where it's just John Wick playing with his dog

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4 years

we built a city by bulldozing the habitat of thousands of moose and for some weird reason now there's moose all over our city

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6 years

I have a folder on my desktop that I add to when I'm depressed labeled "birds in tree holes"

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5 years

I am so tired of seeing everything wild and free slowly die to perpetuate the most miserable civilization in history

Bumblebees' decline points to mass extinction – study

Populations disappearing in areas where temperatures are getting hotter, scientists say

www.theguardian.com

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8 years

GUN GUY: Cars kill more people than guns, why don't we ban CARS ME: Great idea, I'm on board GUN GUY: What ME: Fuck cars, cars are the worst

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2 years

all the takes are bad, here’s a bear shopping at a 7/11

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6 years

Saw someone passingly refer to manatees as stupid so it's worth pointing out that 1. no, they're not 2. the conflation of stupidity with vulnerability and gentleness results from our psychotic and predatory culture which sees any form of "weakness" as an effective death sentence

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@mammothfactory

1 year

@zuza_real if a colorful puppet doesn't come out at the end to tell me the moral of the story then it's just plain Sinful

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@mammothfactory

7 years

Girl are you an angel because you have four different animal heads and are terrible to behold

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6 years

Whoever is pooping on the lettuce please stop

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3 years

cows on the beach

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4 years

Fucked up that I have to go to work today because some dipshit ten thousand years ago decided to plant some wheat

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3 years

Should we all burn down the driverless car factories before they can run us over?

New Scientist

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Should we all wear sensors to avoid being run over by driverless cars?

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7 years

All statues are bullshit except for this one of a fat bird, this is your only statue now

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3 years

@MattPostSaysHi it only "rarely works" because there's only a couple dozen left because europeans introduced cats and rats to new zealand and they wiped out all the other kakapos, kakapos' lek breeding system worked fine when they were as common as rabbits

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3 years

beach bison

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6 years

this could be us but you won't eat insects and small fish with me off the bottom of a riverbed

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8 years

"I'd support Palestinians if their movement was non-violent." "Here you go, a non-violent movement." "...fuck you."

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6 years

I live in the most advanced civilization in history, the one where everyone spends their lives working themselves to death to turn everything around them into toxic waste

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4 years

animals of the Chernobyl exclusion zone

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5 years

DID YOU KNOW? "Dachshund" is German for "dog's hound," meaning "dog dog"

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8 years

Fuck you, outer space

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4 years

four celebrities born the same year as me

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8 years

Three Roger Moore-era Bond villains and a creepy assistant church pastor want to take you to Rich Asshole Mars

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2 years

beautiful swamp pig

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fucked up that I have to go to work when I could be gathering grasses and leaves to store in my burrow for the winter

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there's a tendency on the left to pretend this is just about American imperialism or about Biden being an old racist asshole when the truth is we're living in a civilization built on suffering and mass murder and the plan is to keep that going until the last of us are dead

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5 years

@ashhmaas ah, Taskrabbit

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8 years

I was told the night belonged to lovers, when in fact the night belongs to raccoons, which are more numerous, and have much sharper claws

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2 years

@atothe_d solidarity with the people of Ukraine who are fighting against tyranny, also, obey the rules or someone might chop your head off

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1 year

incredible, yet terrifying… this new AI chat program effortlessly simulates any animal… within a year it will replace all our barnyard creatures… I fear for the future and also need more money to develop it

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5 years

this could be us but you won’t protect me from predators while I drive parasites away from your eggs

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7 years

This comic would make a good TV show This movie would make a good mural This novel would make a good box of handcrafted artisanal chocolates

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6 years

2004: Torture - good, or less good? Voters disagree 2010: Flying remote-controlled deathbots: what does our panel think? 2018: Child concentration camps: a land of contrasts

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