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your next door realtor🏠🏗🌇🏘. i.g @propertyman_ke mini cooper connoisseur,2024 bonnie and clyde,just me and my daugher

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined December 2016
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@mowjoejojo
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Being a side nigga makes you view women differently… huezi trust
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Going through my househelps tiktok and wueh nyumba yangu na Gari ndo content
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Last year I was 1.8million deep in debt,going through a divorce,still had fees to pay and all bills.i was rawdogging life mangai.
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Men, can we talk? How low umewaifika in life?
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@pgakoi72 @KhalifKairo I am a landlord and i have two tenants who lost their jobs in November, one is 2 months dep in rent the other is. 5 months deep and we are days away from the next month,but Mimi huelewa Bora unipe payment plan
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@NjeriMuchina2 Normalize arresting women for false rape accusations
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@Mbuzii254 Hakuna but there is one video ya almost all the helps In the compound wakijiintroduce kwa kitchen yangu
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@charzUX_UI You had to have connections to get the video
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5 years
Rt for tupac like for ethic
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@Mbuzii254 Hakuna but there is one video ya almost all the helps In the compound wakijiintroduce kwa kitchen yangu
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@_ManLikeAJ Without the stalking>>>>
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Unfortunately, I don't wanna rebuild bonds that I didn't break. You crossed the line, I didn't so l'm good.
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@cush__ She fell in love with a 21 year old now they live savagely
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@kilundeezy 🤣🤣 sijai kula mluya all my life
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@T_rell58 @Mbuzii254 Ikr Kwanzaa vyenye my love life is In shambles najua hawakosi content ya kuongelea daily
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@zollz Umepita sign ya bumps ahead literally
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All this at 29😭😭
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@kariithi_jm @jamrick_ Plot twist: upate 200 kcpe
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@mowjoejojo
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@Crazy_Nairobian Degea can save a pdf file on a calculator
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@MihrThakar Ikr some of us love our privacy
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Huddah when she heard kamene's remarks about her
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Watu hupenda kujaribu wengine 😏
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@ms_mulei @AntonnioM_ Me niliambiwa nimpee apartment afanyie birthday alafu ataipost nitapata clients🤦🏾‍♂️. 2 bedroom furnished apartment aletee watu 20 wakunywe,people joke too much
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Can we take a moment of silence to appreciate @RabbitTheKing For the eastlando royalties album. It was the best album in Africa and n.o 2 in the world for the year 2018...🎩 off king
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@exquisite_chap @Kimuzi_ Drowned myself in alcohol,but still worked hard..nimebakisha 250k in loans,also my mum really came through for me
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@OnlyMatthewss Imagine have Julien as your king
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Im travelling to kisumu tomorrow and the owner of my AIRBNB has a dog named harrison.His human sounding name terrified me at first when tho owner said "I apologize in advance,but harrisson may try sleep with you" Excuse me??
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@Caleb_Waswa_ Wallalo by eastleigh
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@s_y_d_n_ey Unataka kunikulia
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@amerix 😭😭 me who needs unplanned sex 😭😭😭
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@crackpipeee @Zarinacar Last night i was reading our old conversations and realize she never messaged she only replied to me
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@mwabilimwagodi @roomthinker There is always that one guy in the comments with evidence👍
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#ChildrenappreciationDay2018 arya.ashnah.gathoni
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@_CrazyNairobian my daughter is reading your threads
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@mowjoejojo
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I got 99 problems and being trapped in a decaying body in a money hungry society on a dying planet in a mysterious dimension may be one.
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I told my daughter santa isn't real,well jokes on me because we're at the mall right now and guess who's fucking here
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@pgakoi72 @KhalifKairo You should be glad you have an understanding woman,soko. Ni chafu,paste tutume za supper
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@amerix Ndo akuwe home by 3 🤷🏾‍♂️
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@salimishmael_ Utafika huko wakunyonge🤣
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@jorammuthoni834 @polo_kimani Ama unahamia hiyo 1 b na unaspend most of your time in 1 room,either tv iko bedroom ama mattress iko sitting
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My mum just failed the interview at the us embassy for a 3 month trip to the us...i blame ruto
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@Honestlyaround @_lenny_ochieng @Kimuzi_ Real talk tho,had to sell my mini Cooper,work a little harder,my mum also came through for me,after the divorce moved back to my matrimonial home so was not renting anymore.paid off the loans with the most interest first,I only owe 250k now
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@iluyimbazi Imejileta
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@Osama_otero Ameniambia mimi ndo godfather wa his new born😭😭
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Being a side nigga makes you view women differently… huezi trust
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@Kvarats_feilia Yes.mindset,friends,source of pleasure(hangovers hit different) but it came with more money,self reflection,more responsibilities and knowing you can't have it all co, you haven't achieved half of the things you thought you would have at that age
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kanye could say the most out of pocket absurd thing and you'd still see me bumping to his songs
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@_de_no Ntaanza gym bruv
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@MjombaMinion @theking_aslan Akuje nimpee bedsitter muthiga na 7k 100 m from the road
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@itsMJ_Ke Imejileta
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@Ohta_Ryota Wangu alikuwa anadate cop nikatokea job nikawapata kwa nyumba nikienda bedroom nikaskia the cop akiuliza “pia huyo ni mtoto wa huku?”
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@mowjoejojo
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@HILLA254 Nilioverlap hapa kileleshwa and nikasimamishwa na a lady cop akaniuliza kijana mhandsome kama wewe unaendesha gari kama matatu,nikamwambia niko naharaka "nahara" akacheka akaniambia wewe enda but usiendeshe gari ukiendesha mavi
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@Caleb_Waswa_ Someone tell my wi-fi love her
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No man is comfortable being broke,only that sometimes it takes longer to get out of the rut,and a few women have the patience for that.
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@siyukoareaa Mimi ni bachelor but nalea bana...ako hapa ju ya haka katoto
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Nimambiwa happy fathers ,je wewe?
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@Juelz_Loverl I was there 44 weeks ago and the flag was not there…but the agenda must agend right
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@Mbuzii254 Hakuna but there is one video ya almost all the helps In the compound wakijiintroduce kwa kitchen yangu
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A rare photo of @Crazy_Nairobian
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@Nicklausgush @Crazy_Nairobian See if I can paint for you the larger picture
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Kung-fu panda 4
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The quickest way to understanding women? Be a side dude.
@LatinaCasanova
Latina Casanova | Learn 2 Seduce 💋
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The quickest way to understanding women? Date multiple women
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Office of president allegedly denies #MIGUNAMIGUNA entry..like if you spot your president
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@Asteroidmax09 @nuelutd @MomsPostingLs You did not have to explain this...the ones who got it got it
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@mowjoejojo
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One, two and three bedroom furnished and unfurnished apartments available for immediate occupation along State House road. The amenities include a fully equipped gym, a swimming pool,back up generator, Borehole and 24hrs round the clock security. Inbox for enquiries.
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You can call me githinji coz the way i can butcher
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@mowjoejojo
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If anyone needs an ark i happen to noah guy #RevKathyKiuna
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Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth @MigunaMiguna
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This little lady just came from a chess tournament crawled into my bed and slept
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@Bigstan1477
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Nothing can separate the love a daughter has for her father, not the wife, not anything. Last night, my daughter jumped into bed with us. 'Daddy, I want to sleep with you in your bed,' she said. My wife said, 'No, lady, this is mummy and daddy’s bed.' My daughter responded,
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@BelAkinyii said you don't have to like her she is not a Facebook post
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Embakasi East Mp Babu Owino was in an illegal club at an illegal time,when all clubs are supposed to be closed, smoking illegal shit, with an illegal firearm,shooting illegaly and he is free #BabuOwino #DjEvolve #MaragaISAFraud #HudumaNamba #MIGUNAMIGUNA #CoronaVirusKenya
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She is in the kitchen making me breakfast
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Primary custodian of my daughter
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Single dad nikusema aje mjomba?
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Thirst trap 🤣🤣
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A short video of yourself. I will go first🙈😊
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@wairishhh_ Was personally there and parking was unlimited and networking got me free grill upgrade 🤷🏿‍♂️
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@mowjoejojo
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@alexmwanzo Nilienda kupanda mt Kenya my mini Cooper ikachoma clutch nikiwa huko….all I can say is flatbed si cheap from chogoria to Nairobi
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@mugwa11 @guyotieno Hii ni psuedo ya huyo dame😂
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@iamjuddah Laughs in kaswende
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Its sad that what we consider as middle class in this country is poor to others,what we consider as filthy rich is what is considered as middle class
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But first flowers
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Daddy daughter day,24 hrs of doing what she wants.
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@sherry_shayd When dad entered the house it was like an alarm to go to sleep
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Daddy daughter day,24 hrs of doing what she wants.
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@Rashousmane Best advice I've seen today, sobriety,healthier,productive and all that
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@mowjoejojo
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Beautiful house in nyari for only 300,000pm.only 2 in the compound. For more info call us on 0701579901
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Niko na deal safi,mnataka?
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Good women dont have a problem with a broke man,they have a problem with men who get comfortable being broke
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Lmao sisi patient and supportive women huwa mnatuonyesha dust proper tukichange pia ni shida. Honestly ni ngumu kuelewa hii gender
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Little do my friends know they're healing me everytime we hangout.
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Saw this when a form four 17 year old was dating a 16 year old form 3,the boy turned 18 and was out of school the girl was now 17,continued dating,the boy is pushing 10 years pale kamiti
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That defilement law needs to be revised. Sensitive issue, but the reality is, 16/17 year old girls are having sex. Sending an 18YO to jail for 10 years for having sex with a 17 year old who could be just days younger than him, is unjust.
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