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dzho noir

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2 years

This babe is always sick bana, hakuna wiki imepita bila yeye kuwa mgonjwa. Natafuta venye nitamtoka.

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@its_mokaya0

8 months

Kuna one of my coursemates amecuff dem niko na boobies zake kwa gallery 😆

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11 months

Mungu ni nani!!. Kesho naamkia kazi asubuhi na mapema. Starting the week with some good news.

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@guyotieno

8 months

My mental health imeimprove so much manze, living one day at a time works. Nimeacha kujistress na vitu siwezi control. Mungu nibariki sasa.

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@guyotieno

7 months

When eating her out huwa mnameza mate?

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@guyotieno

2 years

I moved out in June, I'm planning to move back home tomorrow.

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@guyotieno

10 months

When I find a chubby babe with three stomachs:

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@Wex_WD

10 months

Sasa ii kitu iko wapi?

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@guyotieno

2 years

Mkispend the whole day indoors huwa mnaoga?

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@guyotieno

1 year

Last year time kama hii I was depressed and having suicidal thoughts kila time but sahii things just keep getting better. I love this for me manze, I deserve it.

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@guyotieno

2 years

Women move funny walahi, this one calls after telling me to delete her number in January hadi leo. Alidhani nitambembeleza.

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@guyotieno

8 months

Hey guys As you know nimekuwa nikitweet asking for kazi za roofing on here but nothing has come up yet, I'm also open to doing anything else that can help me earn a living so if any of you have an opening or know anyone who does I'd really appreciate the help.

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@guyotieno

2 years

Dame akikuambia ananyesha huwanga unashindwa sasa what am I supposed to say or do after this. Ju ni kitu huwezi sema pole.

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@guyotieno

2 years

Nakumbuka nikiwa high school form two tulipelekwa tour kisumu airport kuchungulia ndege kwa fence. Fuck I still feel robbed every time I remember that.

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@guyotieno

2 years

My first time kuhave sex sikulala manze, nilikuwa najikuna kidogo najipata nimerefer to my notes signs and symptoms of HIV kwanza hapo kwa body rashes manze. I actually thought I had it, kumbe ilikuwa heat rash 😂🤦🏿‍♂️. If you got time ama hauko sure of your status enda upime bana.

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@guyotieno

2 years

It's been a tough year but here we are again. Hoping for better things.

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@guyotieno

2 years

Ata sijaosha uso ushaanza maswali

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2 years

What motivated you to wake up today?

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@guyotieno

8 months

A year older, it's my birthday. Happy birthday to me.

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@guyotieno

2 years

You don't get rich by saving money. You save money by being rich.

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@guyotieno

2 years

Hii life haina formula manze, my 40yo uncle life humpiga hadi apigie shosh simu asking for help bana.

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@guyotieno

8 months

Ataimba wimbo mbili ifike asubuhi kabla Shusho apande kwa stage.

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8 months

Kwa hio concert ya Christina shusho they should add Bahati Bukuku , I could use her "Waraka and Dunia haina huruma" song .

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2 years

@Itiswinny Octopizzo

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6 months

I got the internship 😭 this year imeanza vizuri kweli.

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@guyotieno

2 years

Huyu ananiambia nitafute passport niende kazi Turkey.

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@guyotieno

2 years

The fact that you have reached twenty years of age in our time and you do not smoke, do not drink alcohol, do not use drugs and are not in love, sounds unbelievable.

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@guyotieno

2 years

Kuna time nikiwa first year lecturers walistrike wasee wakaenda home mimi nikabaki for two weeks na sikuwa na dooh, nilikunywa strungi for two weeks straight hadi nikapata lift ya lorry ilikuwa inatoka Thika to kisumu. Huyo msee akaniwacha kericho.

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@guyotieno

2 years

Promising someone something alafu ukose kufulfill really makes you feel like shit.

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@guyotieno

2 years

Nikikumbuka nimewahi date tomboy, I feel like puking blood manze. I've done stupid things for the cookie.

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dzho noir

@guyotieno

6 months

Nawaomba kazi za waterproofing guys.

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@beth_kasinga

6 months

What Job are you searching for? #HustleT

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2 years

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@guyotieno

3 years

@UGmanofficial Ifb

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@guyotieno

2 years

@rasta_gurll 😂😂clean while you cook

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dzho noir

@guyotieno

7 months

Mtu akikuambia anaumwa na cramps unamwambia pole?

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dzho noir

@guyotieno

9 months

Naomba kazi ya kuweka stone coated roofing tiles na shingles please🙂 I'll really appreciate some leads.

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@guyotieno

9 months

Fuel prices:

Pablow.

@bagboylammy

9 months

Fùck,I need to get high again

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@guyotieno

2 years

Tbh I do have a lot planned next year. This the first time in my life where I truly want to change a lot about myself. So self discipline and self awareness is about to come into play.

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@guyotieno

2 years

At what age should you have your shit figured out, its like I'm running out of time and its killing me mentally bana.

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dzho noir

@guyotieno

2 years

I fucking did it. I graduated.

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dzho noir

@guyotieno

1 year

@wambuii Haha hiyo pia sio mbaya

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@guyotieno

2 years

If people had a daily limit on how much they could talk, they would probably think about things more carefully before speaking.

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@guyotieno

2 years

Some of us just can’t live the kind of life that other people want us to live. No matter how hard you try, you just can’t do it.

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@guyotieno

1 year

@Ms_wangarii 😂niliskia for the first time nikajjiuliza maswali mingi sana

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@guyotieno

11 months

People who puke after a night of drinking should just leave alcohol alone and concentrate on tangawizi tea.

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@guyotieno

2 years

Damn it!, whatever I saw today. I'm just sad for that man whoever he is buana. His wife getting raw dogged in the office for lunch.

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@guyotieno

8 months

Anyone with a job opening around Ruiru?, I'm willing to learn on the job.

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@guyotieno

2 years

Ocha watoto huendea those contraceptive implants alafu sasa wanaanza kugawa bila kutumia protection forgetting that they aren't protected against HIV. So sad.

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dzho noir

@guyotieno

2 years

Difference ya cologne na perfume ni nini btw?

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dzho noir

@guyotieno

2 years

Ukiwa na dame huku ata huwezi tweet about some stuff buana.

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dzho noir

@guyotieno

8 months

Mnipee kazi ya kuweka shingles na stone coated roofing tiles.

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@beth_kasinga

8 months

What are you selling today?

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@guyotieno

2 years

Huh kumbe ako na mtoto.

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dzho noir

@guyotieno

2 years

Unaambia mtu unampenda unajibiwa "umeanza?"😂😂

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@guyotieno

2 years

I'd bribe the gods to be single again.

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dzho noir

@guyotieno

9 months

Mnipee kazi ya kuweka shingles please.

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9 months

What goods or services do you offer?

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@guyotieno

2 years

Petite women are perfection.

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@guyotieno

2 years

Nikianza kuuza pineapples mtabuy?.

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@guyotieno

2 years

Adults are still children pretending to know what they're doing

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@guyotieno

2 years

It's either you want me or you don't. Hii mambo ya kustick around ati she will change her mind ni ujinga tu.

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@guyotieno

2 years

Been 6 months since I ghosted this one alafu sahii naona amerudi and she looks fine af.

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@guyotieno

9 months

Watu wa airpods huona wasee tunatumia wired earphones kama mafala.

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@guyotieno

2 years

Naona nikirudi home kama prodigal son buana, I wasn't ready to move out.

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dzho noir

@guyotieno

2 years

Kutoka kwa block ni kama itakuwa ngumu kidogo.

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@guyotieno

2 years

Life is not a gift because you cannot reject it.

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@guyotieno

2 years

Jobless niqabs unaamka kuingia Twitter hadi saa saba uone what you can do in the afternoon.

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@guyotieno

2 years

Ukipea an undesirable babe attention huwa anaringa sana

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@guyotieno

9 months

Getting dumped when you're on your lowest is the worst manze.

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dzho noir

@guyotieno

2 years

I might be getting fired tomorrow. Makosa imefanyika🙂

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dzho noir

@guyotieno

2 years

Luo men huwa hatustand a chance with kalenjin babes bana.

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@guyotieno

2 years

Another day without money buana, something must be really wrong.

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@guyotieno

2 years

OmondiWinston

@ItisWinston

2 years

Mentally mko wapi sahii watu wangu?

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@guyotieno

2 years

Can't remember the last time I gave a fuck.

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@guyotieno

2 years

Unakunywa pombe na kuteka just anything from the club ndio ukiulizwa useme you were drunk, that's a genius move bana.

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@guyotieno

2 years

Can't remember the last time I was happy fr.

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dzho noir

@guyotieno

10 months

Ended things and now I feel like I'm gonna die but it had to be done.

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@guyotieno

2 years

@omwambaKE @dukeofkajulu ifb

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@guyotieno

2 years

If you're on a journey to shedding off some weight or putting on some weight, hit me up nikutengenezee diet plan.

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dzho noir

@guyotieno

2 years

Unakaa unaanza kufikiria how your life is messed up and you just become sad and now you can't shake that feeling off. Is this what it means to be in your mid 20s?.

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dzho noir

@guyotieno

8 months

Mlete kazi ya kuweka stone coated roofing tiles na shingles.

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@beth_kasinga

8 months

What are you selling today?

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@guyotieno

2 years

Kericho every week wanafungua a new wines and spirits joint.

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dzho noir

@guyotieno

2 years

I find luo women attractive but actually dread the idea of dating one because they are unnecessarily rude and loud af.

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dzho noir

@guyotieno

2 years

Maziwa inazidi kuwa ya wadosi, we will just drink sugarless uji because sugar is for monied people too.

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@guyotieno

2 years

Huyo mzee is a perennial loser. Tension iko huku home sio kidogo, watu ni kama they are holding their breath ni kukaza tu.

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@guyotieno

2 years

Nini hucause low sperm count?.

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dzho noir

@guyotieno

11 months

Mlete kazi.

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@beth_kasinga

11 months

What are you selling today?

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@guyotieno

2 years

Most introverts huwa na attachment issues af.

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@guyotieno

2 years

Ukiishi kisumu ni ngumu kuharibu pesa btw, very nice city. Pocket friendly.

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@guyotieno

2 years

@guylikericky 😂😂two years ata mimi ningepotea

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@guyotieno

2 years

My woman amenichekesha leo, I think I'll marry her.

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dzho noir

@guyotieno

2 years

Nikizima simu kidogo ndio huwa napigwa.

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dzho noir

@guyotieno

2 years

I dont understand why a 22yo would that he/she is ready to get married. Kuna vitu mingi sana to do with your life at 22 but marriage isn't one of them.

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dzho noir

@guyotieno

9 months

Ndio kurauka. I might be starting my new job this week.

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