Collecting signatures to impeach an MP should be easy.
I have never seen this kind of mobilization .... We have so much faith now.
Wallahi tuanze Na Langata....
Uganda is pushing almost 4,000 tests a day. We test 600 and do a whole press conference to threaten and intimidate us.
SMS us those numbers next time. Stop wasting our good time, that's where you go wrong.
They have not removed any tax on sanitary pads.
The tax is on 'only imported pads' .Now, go to your local supermarket and tell me which pads are locally produced.
98% of pads on our shelves are imported.
#EndPeriodPoverty
#RejectFinancebill2024
Dear
@KotexKenya
, I can see you are discussing with Karen Nyamu about a good deal to take tampons to school children. Kwani pads zimeisha?
Let this be a warning. Start conversations and we will start a boycott conversation.... And our boycotts are serious. Ask Always.. just Ask
MPs are very loud in Parliament as a group.. Now they are going home... Alone. The constituents know where they live.
They are about to check into city hotels for life.
Waliambiwa 'punguza kiburi'
I have come to fear jail more than I fear poverty. I ran a project at Langata women's Prison for a year, and I can tell you for a fact, fear jail.
Also, almost 70% of the women in that maximum security prison are in there because of men.
Fear men first, then fear jail, then satan
You might have alot to say about Hanifa, but I have never seen someone mobilize Kenyans and the world raise over 17M in such a short time to cater to the protest victims... Great great work!
Kudos Ma! 👏👏👏🌹🌹🌹
Mchanga has found a way to pay for medical bills directly. I’ll be posting the details here after going to each hospital with all the details I’ve received. What’s the account number for KNH and Nairobi West Hospital? Of course other hospitals too and people outside Nairobi will
Huyo Dennis boda asiende ushago kwanza. Akate simu , atupe simcard.
Asiende bar, Na asitafute warembo.
Then go to voi and rent an Airbnb and chill for 6 weeks. In the meanwhile, watch crime shows to update himself on how to disappear. Ajipate Zambia na lorry na mahindi.
You are taxing wheelchairs. Do you know how evil someone is to impose tax on wheelchairs?!?
Is there anyone who buys wheelchairs as a souvenir?
Everything related to the differently abled should be zero rated. Don't be this inhumane.
#RejectFinanceBill2024
Nzioka Waita: We sleep in the office, leave at 5:00 AM. We operate on an hour or two of sleep because the president is so fastidious
#NewsNight
@WaihigaMwaura
Imagine being called a strong woman for giving birth on the side of the road.
Mark me absent and extremely weak.
These people will finish us, and offer us basins in return.
I am really embarrassed being Kenyan sometimes.
KBC, a loss making entity, funded by tax payers, bailed out twice by the Government in billions, is donating Ksh 12M to Beyond zero.
What did we do, lawd??
CS Kagwe: There will be no lifting of people from counties for treatment in Nairobi, because chances are that by the time you are brought, Nairobi itself will have no capacity to cope. Let us be honest and clear about it.
#COVID19KE
When I was leaving church, I zombied out.
I was looking forward to make a phonecall to Cleo and gossip about today's minister in church.
It then hit me.
Baby girl has flown.
I stan a corporate company that does not trust the Government with their monies.
Wacha wezi wavae PPEs at home kama zile football kits but don't give them money.
Next time deliver straight to hospitals but this is a good start.
A child ran up to me and decided to sleep on my laps.
Heh!
Nikama tuseme this toto was sent. Karibu nimueke kwa gari niende naye Kanairo.
Anyway, the parents want me as their official annual babysitter.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
One thing about this beautiful soul is she had great hair.
She knew my hair does not grow past 5 inches and she would send me pictures of our hair, and I was heavily invested...
Guys, we are offering training to make reusable sanitary pads around this our Kenya.
If you have a women's group in your county, young girls who are not in school.... we can teach them to design, cut and sew.
Selling, distributing, pushing counties to buy, we can do.
Pls RT.
I broke my specs nikipiga 🥳🥳 and my friend suggested that i redo the eye check up before getting new specs.
Guys, please do a proper check up in an eye clinic ... Not the ones that just sells specs.
Alot of adults are turning blind due to wrong diagnosis over the years
Imagine knowing that the cancer in your family is genetic... Because you have lost so many members from various cancers... Only to find out that they allowed toxic waste in your town and that is responsible for the cancers.
I don't know man. The story is so heartbreaking
Nairobi bana!
I bought lemon grass and they have been doing very well.
Mayangai, when I bought them, they were all 5 lemon grass..... Tell me how I ended up with 1 lemon grass and 4 maize stalks or is it wheat?
Sakajaaaaaa, saidia!!!!
IMO, the Church deserve this and more. Kanyagia pastor wire. Stop him in the middle of the sermon.
Chase the choir away, bring the DJ.
Waliamua the place of worship is also a political platform, let's go the whole 9 yard.
Whenever my cucu would ask the elder girls why they are not bringing their boyfriends to her, they would always respond
" Cucu, the way you are growing prettier and prettier, you might just steal them and keep them for yourself "
Cucu would laugh and blush and forget that story
The fact that we have a National Drought Management Authority, and National Disaster Management Unit, whose main work is to act surprised that there is a drought, and write letters to Red Cross asking for emergency help.
Kemyans deserve better!!!
President William Ruto chairs a meeting with government and development partners on managing the drought situation in the country at State House Nairobi
📷 State House Kenya
Since I did not marry a farmer, and I love my vegetables, and I hate constant vegetable runs, I learned how to pickle and ferment my foods. As well as brew my Tepache and Kombucha.
Good for the gut!
Try from YouTube vids. Will save you and still enjoy your vegetables and fruits.
Aga Khan has always offered the Princess Zara ward to rich women who want to relax there for a weekend and be taken care of, be pampered, toa stress, etc.
Maybe komarock are trying this. He he he.
So, the PR company ya PnG have asked that I am not allowed into a meeting to discuss pads as I am a direct competitor.
Me, a competitor to a global company. With my tu cloth pads.
Yhuuu.
#MyAlwaysExperience
You really want to go for vacation with a stranger so you can live those few days like you in the SWAT team... ATI back up plan, know someone in the city, tell everyone your every move.
Es et a must, beloved?!?
Vacation is to be enjoyed, not to live like you auditioning for CSI
I wrote a book on Menstrual Hygiene for school girls. 💃💃💃
Path To Womanhood is a book for 9-14yr old adolescent girls.
It covers puberty, the cycle, use and disposal of pads, pain management, diet, hygiene etc.
Grab a few for a school near you.
On Diapers:
Do you know some children who are abled differently use diapers all their life?
Do you know our cucus and gukas use adult diapers which cost Ksh 1500 a packet and they use it up in 4 days?
Cancer patients, fistula patients etc 😭😭
#RejectFinanceBill2024
Anyway, as i mute this.... fear jail.
Avoid everything and anyone who might cause you to go to jail.
if he is cheating, wachana tu.
If he is a thief... don't be an accomplice. wachana tu.
kama ni corruption, you will be the fall guy. wachana tu.
You were built for soft life.
All clearing and forwarding offices are closing down in Mombasa and moving to Naivasha.
Mombasa will be a tourist destination only. kazi ya port ime die.
Engaging a cruel person online also means that you are amplifying their message.
Ignore.
Learn not to be triggered by attention seekers.
You are part of the problem.
Ignore.
I want women to read this ruling.
Read and re-read and share in your auntie wozzap groups.
The courts need proof that you contributed to your family assets.
'Staying home to raise kids so he can hustle' is not it.
'Contributing for vegetables' is not it.
It's 2 years since baby girl flew with the angels.
A day like today, we were in the hospital donating blood and went to celebrate the new year only to find her gone.
New year's will find me in bed for a long long time.
I really miss Cleo. She was light. She was pure love. 💞💞
Supermarket flirting is so fun😁😁 Smiling smiling from the liquor store, mnapatana another isle, you smile, kwa sauces, he asks a question. You like that he throws down .... then kwa check out, BOOM, trolley imejaa pampers and snacks.
Do you want to learn a skill in digital marketing?
Here are some online courses that you need to register for.
1. Google Online Marketing Challenge
Mainly for students. Learn to develop and execute a digital campaign
Soo, I have a Covid business story to share.
I promise you it's interesting...
Sooo, I started a business during this Covid period.... Like not tenders but from DIYs at home.
Soooo... I decided to foster kittens from KSPCA to kill lockdown time.
Ebu see beauty!!
I remember during
#MyAlwaysExperience
, we met with the P&G team , presented compelling evidence of their products shortcoming and the Manager, A man said ' our products are very safe.
Akaukizwa ' how many times have you used them?
Now, the great thing that happened to our prison system was Moody Awori.
This kind Sir saw prisoners as people first and from then on, the Prison system changed.
Prisons nowadays have pro-bono lawyers services, counsellors and therapists, functioning schools
If you have someone who is hard to open up, a child, a spouse etc instead of asking ' how are you'. Or how was your day?
Try asking along these lines:
What memorable thing happened today?
What bad thing. What unexpected thing happened today.
What were your expectations today?
I wish KJ would have done a thread of:
' we are doing this in Dagoretti, and this is our challenge'
'having tried this, it doesn't work'
'with the MP funds, we have done this, but we need more from the Gvt'
Lakini.......
Dearly beloved,
@CarrefourKe
had an offer on pork today.
I beseech you, don't be like me. Don't , and I mean nicely, don't buy this offer.
It is pig skin, good packaging and bones. Like the fatty skin only.
I repeat, don't take this offer. Leave it, avoid it. Scroll on!
DON'T!
The main road to the Mai Mahiu SGR.
You need a 4x4 to access the station.
The guys who made this SGR deal will one day come and apologize to Kenyans while on their knees.
Naaaa!
We have very selfish drivers.
Why would you form lanes on the Mai Mahiu route and block incoming traffic knowing very well how that road is narrow.
The Kenyan Laws are not for women. Do not be cheated.
If you want a baby, go ahead and have one, but don't, for one minute think you can get a child with a boyfriend, and the courts will help you get Child support.
Issa lie.
Ever since I learned how to pickle, ferment and dry my vegetables, I have been able to avoid the frequent vegetables shopping runs and the wastage that comes with it.
I can store some vegetables and herbs upto 3 months.
Like this pickled Jalapeño can last 3 months.🥳🥳
If you have ever passed infront of a group of parked bodas, you will understand why that statement made by that boda is in bad taste.
Now, when you see how they cat call school girls, you will know his statement is very harmful
Some men think asking you 'so your father is also trash?' will have you rethinking the men are trash statement.
Imagine mine was trash. If there was a department of trash men back in the day, he would be head of the department. Let me not start about my uncles.
We do not have cotton grown in Kenya to make Sanitary pads. We do not produce PE, Pulp, papers to make the pads locally. All materials that make pads are imported
The 2% who make the pads locally are still very high compared to the imported ones.
Reject any tax on pads.
Dropped by KSB and they tell me that they have been getting patients from twitter 😅😅
Good job guys.
A comprehensive check up is Ksh 700. Tell your relatives and friends to visit as part of their annual check up.
Don't wait to get eye issues to visit.
I broke my specs nikipiga 🥳🥳 and my friend suggested that i redo the eye check up before getting new specs.
Guys, please do a proper check up in an eye clinic ... Not the ones that just sells specs.
Alot of adults are turning blind due to wrong diagnosis over the years
If you earn Ksh 15,000, you will pay the Gvt Ksh 225 monthly towards the
#HousingFundLevy
.
It will take you 111years to afford their house. If you choose to withdraw your money when you retire, it will be taxed 30%.
May God grant you Grace
Case 1.
This girl was arrested smoking weed in a shopping centre. 4 people, 3 boys and 1 girl.
The boys walijitetea and did not reach the police station.
This girl was booked, went before a judge, and was given 3yrs. The boys went back home to continue smoking in peace.
Rwanda Tourism has hacked it.
Naomi Campbell wetu mbona ame relax?
Even to invite tourist to witness corruption as the 8th wonder, hataki?
Even expressway?
Even to see our dimpled Governor serving meals?
Even to see Meru Governor naming roads after the husband?
Hawataki comedy?
Sabi and I had the honour of attending the Kwita Izina naming ceremony in Rwanda.
We named our guy ‘Narame’ which means ‘long life’.
Thank you to the beautiful people of Rwanda for the experience and hospitality.
📸 Yann Megnane
If this guy was in my team, he would be fired via SMS or a call to the radio station.
You don't open mouth when a case is in the courts.
2nd. Gladys Boss was right. This chap walked into Bomas mkono mtupu just saying ' this one is stealing'
Smh!
I am more than challenged to bring a smile to the people around me. To laugh loud. To love loudly without holding anything back.
To support the people around me. To hype them and gas them while encouraging them.
This is what you were to me Cleo. I love you baby girl. Rest well🕊️
Listened to Capital FM , talking about Naisenya. Now, Amina's take is, don't have a child if you can not afford, or if your situation is not good.
Its like you cannot lose a job while the baby is already born. Do you return it and ask back for it when the situation is better?
Maternity wards, school libraries, industries to teach them one or two things, programmes that enable them to earn a stipend while in jail.
Prisons became rehabilitation centers.... but for behaviours.
Case 2: Relationships za mvutano
One thing they tell you is, if you ever push a mlevi, hata with a toothpick,those guys will fall on the edge of tables. they will crack their skull open.
Many women find themselves in relationships za mvutano and discover too late.