Laden @Ladenkipp Twitter profile

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Laden

@Ladenkipp

2 years

Nadai ile series inataka akili mingi kuelewa. Kindly recommend one or two. Thanks.

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@Ladenkipp

3 months

Attention everyone!! Bomet County Governor @BarchokHillary will be having a meet and greet on Sunday 30th June 2024 at Deliverence Church Kaplong. Come one come all tusalimie kiongozi wetu we we talk about how he runs the county Retweet widely.

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@Ladenkipp

3 months

This nigga bought a TV before he bought a bed and that's exactly what I would do too

𝙎𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙤 𝙈𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮 

@AmRoggoz

3 months

Reminds me of 2021 😂 This was us. Just us.

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@Ladenkipp

2 months

January nilikuwa nakalia mtungi man I'm so happy🥺

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@Ladenkipp

2 months

Manifesting a cute office chair before the close of business

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@Ladenkipp

10 months

Classic 105 wametafuta playlist moja mrefu wakafinya play alafu wakafunga studio wakaenda nyumbani

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Kericho diocese is planning to buy Midwest Hotel at Ksh. 350 million ikuwe investment ya kusaidia priests and such. Wakristu ndio wanachanga pesa hadi wanapewa target lmaoo. Church defenders kindly leave a comment under this tweet.

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

My neighbor alivunjiwa keja last week on Friday akaibiwa vitu za close to 400K, CCTv footage shows it happened around the same time I returned home sasa he's so broken but I don't like how he keeps telling me about it ni kama ananisingizia bana wtf.

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@Ladenkipp

2 months

I swear no one would call you that bro hatukufeel hivo vile unadhania

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@jamrick_

2 months

FYI. I am not a politician. ukiniita mhesh nakublock.

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@Ladenkipp

5 months

Go revamp your cv and put on some decent attire unavaa kama jambazi alafu ukinyimwa kazi unasema umefika mwisho? At least ukinyimwa kazi ikuwe you did your best to get it Na ukate hizo makucha you are a man ffs

Ҟ!jana ya MUSŦ™

@MUST_niggaa

5 months

Nimefika mwisho 😷

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Bringing this back😂😂😂

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@Ladenkipp

10 months

Being a broke boyfriend is tough manze I've been saying "kila kitu itakuwa sawa" everytime this whole year

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@Ladenkipp

10 months

I applied for a job at some compay 2 months ago, a few minutes ago received an email requiring me to avail myself for an interview tomorrow at 10am manzee but niko past Narok sai naelekea ushago hata nikisema nirudi usiku sina fare fuuuuuccck this😭😭

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@Ladenkipp

1 year

Ulitoa mimba sasa mwili inatumia chakula ingekuwa ya mtoto kujijenga

podcastresss!!👑😝😍😍

@wambuiii_

1 year

This to that in months🤭 Mungu ananiua na baraka yaani🤭😍😍

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Nikipata pesa mzuri najirudishia shukrani hio side ya nguo man I've been dressing like a homeless mf for so long

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

A grown ass man traveling from Nairobi to Kwale for something he can get at Luthuli for just 250 shillings.

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Mimi nilikuwa nadhani huyo manzi ni South African based Kenyan bana kumbe anadinywa na some deaf nigga from Nakuru😭

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Kuna siku nilishindwa kurausha na it was the only nyaps I had got after a long time broo ilibidi nimeingiza kama tambi ya stove bana I cringe whenever I remember that day😭

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

I need suggestions for indoor games zenye mnawezacheza na madem kejani apart from cards.

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Nimeanza kuona umuhimu wa kudate mtu mature walai you can't have a serious conversation with a 19 year old ataona unamwongelesha kama baba yake

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@Ladenkipp

1 year

A teacher took a loan of 800k akapelekea wife apange nayo home ju she's a housewife as he goes on with work bibi akapeleka pesa yote kwao she didn't use even a cent on her own house payslip ni ndogo na loan ni kubwa jamaa akakosa need ya kuishi akaruka mbele ya trailer akastiep

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Kalenjin men who were circumcised the traditional way hujiona deep state sana

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Back in highschool there was a popular beautiful girl alikuwa anaitwa Kibanja alikuwa Kabaraka or sumn, dem aliishi kusifiwa bana ungesema mnajuana na Kibanja unapewa respect na shule mzima.

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@Ladenkipp

6 months

Facecard ilikataa ukaamua kuchezea team B

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@Riziki__

6 months

In the light of lesbian visibility week i am making myself be very SEEN 🏳️‍🌈

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@Ladenkipp

7 months

Kuna baddie alijibu "Hey" yangu insta nikapoteza rizz ikabidi nimemwacha on read😭

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Wakadinali hurecognize Buruklyn Boyz kweli ama they see them as some hood kids trying to rap?

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Hapa ukiwa na mneti the house is already full

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Azziad alitoa wapi boobs? When her dance challenge went viral hazikuwa zinaonekana

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@Ladenkipp

1 year

I stumbled upon a documentary about minimalism on youtube today and it changed my perspective about happiness in this life. I highly recommend you watch it

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Lakini mbona wamama hupenda kupull hio card ya "small dick" after a fall out? Smh if you weren't happy with my 4 inch you should have told me when we first fucked!

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@Ladenkipp

1 year

Kumamake ameniwachia bill yake I wish I didn't meet him

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@Ladenkipp

1 year

Just met my highschool Physics teacher kwa locals what's with Physics teachers and alcohol? 😂

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Sijui kama mmenotice, Airtel is the new Safaricom.

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@Ladenkipp

8 months

My cousin alijua ameanza game 1-0 siku ya koito I'm in tears man

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Kawira alionjeshwa fame alafu akadinywa hahaha

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Shishi ameshare almost every part of her body huku bit by bit imebaki tuunganishe picha zote tumtoe akiwa ndethe sasa.

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

A friend alinipea through pass juzi nikatext huyo msichana WhatsApp akanilenga two texts in hata hakunipea chance ya kujiintroduce. So jana I happened to meet a girl I know from home nikampea number yangu and guess what? It turned out to be the same girl who lengad me haha.

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Niandikieni those old sheng words you remember under this tweet.

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Kuna duka flani nilikuwa napenda kubuy vitu ju nilikuwa nahanya manzi alikuwa anauza hapo sasa day flani nimeenda as usual kujibonga mzae flani akakuja na akasimama hapo nikapause anunue vitu astiep. Tulikaa hapo hadi silence ikakuwa awkward jamaa ju haendi na hanunui bana.

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Man I'm even surprised he didn't have Intel that he would lose the election.

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@Nyaberih_

2 years

RAILA'S WHOLE INTEL WAS DAMN RIGHT. WHO IS THIS MAN? THE ENIGMA HIMSELF.

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Niko rooftop guess what I'm about to do?

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@Ladenkipp

3 months

Unakula ugali kabich na soda? Jesus krest!

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@Jeruto17

3 months

Baada ya mjengo ni mlo!

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Nimerudi soko tena wajameni that was fast. Didn't see it coming I swear.

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Mungu hutubeba ufala sana

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Chaos zikikosekana Kuwamocho anatolewa faceless anapepetwa afresh haha.

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Hatitafuti sana.😂

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Back shots with a woman with no ass unaskianga ni kama unadinya mwanaume mwenzako lmao

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Hii app nowadays you can't login in public, there's a picture of a guy mwenye anajinyonya mboro it just popped up on my Tl jana I was so embarrassed bana.

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Kuna Safaricom heist ya minutes wadau

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Wakadinali's stories huwa so interesting

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Mzee wa miaka 30 anaweka bull ring what is wrong with us?

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Dick riders disgust me walai kwanza ikuwe ni mwanaume anadick ride manzi

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Nataka kuenda kuomba charger jirani but atadhani ni excuse ya kumwongelesha ju she's cute it's true namtaka but I honestly need a charger sai

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Huwa mnanyonga cha ukweli? I thought we were just joking on twitter

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Nimepigwa mwosho moja safi sana. I stan that mf.

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Things have been so hard for me man I hit one blunt a day like a medical prescription nikiamka nachapa kanusu and hope I get high enough for the better part of the day, jioni ikifika nachomoa the other half napiga😭😭

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@Ladenkipp

1 year

Nowadays nikienda church huwa sitoi sadaka I have zero shame ju God knows I need that 50 bob more than he does

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

There's a tweep who disappeared from the timeline na I've been trying to reach her since early October ako off kila mahali. I just hope she's okay wherever she is.

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Happy new month kumamayes

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Kukuwa na village mentality ni mbaya sana

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Unapiga mtu picha akiwa uchi kwako na unapost huku smh

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2 years

Polisi huvote?

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Tumekuwa na the boys tukaskia tumechoka tukaenda kujaza matatu stage. I'm having fun😂

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

My parents have very high expectations of me amd I hate it ju I might disappoint them.

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2 years

iPhone users every year

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Is there a way a government can ban access to porn and porn related stuff in the whole country? We might need that.

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Chebet Rono ameanza kunikalia mrembo I'm getting really concerned about my taste.

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Campus lifestyle yako ikikuwa entirely funded na mzazi ukimaliza it will most definitely be hard for you to adjust to the new life unless you land a job that pays well enough to maintain that lifestyle.

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

I like texting in English, expressing my thoughts in Kiswahili hunikalia ngumu sana

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

I just found out I'm not infertile. I won, but at what cost?

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Nimeona picha flani ya shishi lmao I pray she gets rich boyfriends ndo apatange pesa ya make up akae mwanamke atleast

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Kuna siku nimejaribu that "edging" thing alafu things got out of hand bana I nutted on my laptop keyboard hahaha

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Unajaribu kusound woke to online strangers lmfao

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@MwendiaJnr

2 years

Switch off that television and get back to your normal duties.Whoever wins ,wins. You have bills to pay at the end of the month.

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Watu hatuna spotify premium tunaskiza ads with a few breaks for music

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Watu hawatumii Snapchat hudhani wako special sana

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Hii trouser nakuwanga nimeipenda sana huwa naivaa Khakila siku

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Hakuna Cha half-caste kama baba yako ni mkisii wewe ni mkisii.

I'm a Chosen

@TonyRebornn

2 years

Name: Kaiser Age: 23 Tribe: half-caste R-Status: Single Height: sijui bana Weight: sijui Interested in: anime Body count: virgin Children: 0 Tattoo: 0 Smoke: No Drink: No

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Accent ya kikale hunimaliza man

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Jambo. I am a CBC compliant teacher of English currently looking for a teaching position hata kama ni internship I wouldn't mind. Kama unajua mahali kuna vacancy please tell me nipeleke papers mbio or tell your bosses about me. Thanks.

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Kuroast boyz wako mbele ya mamanzi ni upuzi sana manze kama umekosa stori just shut the fuck up

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

General elections happen only once in 5 years, it's a very big deal and then Kamau from twitter has the guts to tell me to get back to my normal duties kwani who are you?

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Siku Elon atanirudishia account first stop ni pale locals kucelebrate. No matter how small it was hio account ilikuwa inanilisha bana 😭

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Sisi bedsitter ninjas hatuwezipikiwa damu ju we can see everything that goes on in the house. Being poor is good sometimes.

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Methinks Sugoi man ashaanza kuperform his duties chini ya maji ni kama anajua hii maneno haiendi mahali

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@Ladenkipp

1 year

As a student being taught for 40 minutes seemed like 2 hours but as a teacher unafeel ni kama umefunza for just 10 minutes. I now understand those teachers who used to extend hadi students wanaudhika

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Hio stori ni embarassing lakini a man like me would have no shame.

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@Ladenkipp

1 year

I'm uglier than Kuwamocho but still cuter than you waah

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Kumamaye mhindi amenitoa leo tena

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

I really get mad when someone says Kenyan music is trash like bro kwani Nyashinski is not Kenyan?

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Shakilla amekosa comeback akaona alete screenshots za 2020 lmao

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Ukighostiwa ghostika buana hujaongeleshwa wiki mbili and you still think mko pamoja aje

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Fuck nimejipata kwa situation ingine ngori sana💀

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Supper inapika supper💔😂😂

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Siwezidate msichana mlevi ama mwenye anavuta bangi. Nililearn.

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@Ladenkipp

1 year

Ninafungua Lemon twitter who wants to join me?

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Calling coochie kinembe should be illegal

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Boarding schools zingine unatoka ukiwa either homophobic kabisa ama ukuwe umejoin hio team igine

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

First mistake? Pedi anaishi next door.

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Tukiwa highschool kuna msee alipatikana class akipiga kelele mode akamwita mbele apigwe sa ni kama trouser haikuwa imeshika vizuri, kiboko ya kwanza trouser ikaanguka na kumbe hana boxer tuliisha ajab jamaa alivuta trouser na akafunga na akahepa shule hakuwairudi tena.

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@Ladenkipp

2 years

Wale mnapenda vitabu I recommend msome "The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck" it's a very nice read.

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@Ladenkipp