Jake 🕊️ @moviefan67 Twitter profile

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5 months

you should basically never start working until 10:30am. you should also start wrapping things up for the day around 3pm. and we mustn’t forget about the traditional hour lunch.

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hey man, come through we’re at the new brewery in the worst part of town. it’s at 300% capacity and there’s one bartender.

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2 months

Israeli’s are decimating an entire people so they can create an even shittier version of Miami

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5 months

darth penis

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5 months

what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes

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The plan: - 10 hours of NBA basketball - beach boys on the speaker - never put on a shirt - leave apartment for 10 minutes tops for iced coffee - randomly bust out pushups throughout the day - chip dinner

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5 months

Girl on the train today loudly said the term “towelheads” then proceeded to tell her friends she was interviewing to intern for United Nations

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5 months

@mdoglegend No i’m regular

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5 months

you should wear earplugs at basically every concert you go to. it’s completely insane that people don’t. you are going to fuck your shit up forever for absolutely no reason

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4 months

What 😭

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1 year

we’ve all got that one homie who is taking poison damage over time who’s always like “gah. oof. ugh. gah. oof. ugh. gah. oof. ugh.”

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5 months

@DeAaronFoxFan1 Yes

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3 months

@IdahoBones Xiaopang has been the only enjoyable/actually funny “viral” thing I’ve seen on here in a bit

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4 months

I’ll be honest kitten the penjamin is making daddy eepy

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7 months

Average grandfather convo: there is a war on christianity in America. Average grandmother convo: Jeff’s son, the one who was blind and deaf? Car accident. Turned him into a vegetable. Just awful, we’ll never understand gods plan.

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@moviefan67

5 months

You’re dating a gay man

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5 months

the only decor in my bfs apartment is this poster of Chloë Sevigny

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8 months

I’m just asking questions 🤪

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7 days

The worst ramification is tweets like this actually

brecht apologist

@madisontayt_

7 days

i think the worst ramification of BRAT is a bunch of people who go to bed at 11, don’t party, don’t dance, are overly preoccupied with their perception, and who have no sense of humor being like “haha yeah i’m brat 365 party girl” for months straight

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7 months

@diaper_stench Great. They cost $16 each for 12 ounces and all the lines are kicked

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5 months

@mattybtweets69 Products >>>

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1 year

@IdahoBones would you be open to a public debate on the topic of ice water moderated by mr rogan?

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4 months

@BryanMcMahon12 Somehow it’s about Danny Ainge’s perception as a GM w/ the Cs

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10 months

There is a type of zoomer right winger that u could lure to certain death by the thousands with minimal effort

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10 months

Guys, I think I’ve fallen in love again

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4 months

@CokeSipper Bill and Ryen when there’s no basketball on to discuss

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2 years

@dklmarxist thought i was hallucinating reading this thread man

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2 months

Awesome website

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2 months

@notbigracks This tape was generational. This one and drugs u should try it i was obsessed with

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3 months

What does this inspire within you?

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1 year

@WhoDeyInIsrael @notbenfish Israel has the fortitude of the bengals offensive line

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12 days

Are veggies a psyop

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@Aella_Girl

13 days

I've mostly given up on trying to force myself to eat vegetables and idk my life still seems to be going fine. Are veggies a psyop? I've never liked them

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8 months

Ehrm methinks the way we’re describing the genocidal ethnostate may be a tad problematic y’all

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4 months

client (drooling on self, crawling on floor): goo goo ga ga. me (wise, efficiently managing project): that’s a great point. i will incorporate that into our next round of edits.

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2 months

@tybuddhaboy Dont let her Actively Still In Capture boyfriend see this

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10 months

@gracecthdralprk This is indecipherable from a steven crowder or ben shapiro meltdown

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@moviefan67

1 year

@AstuteCFO @whstancil Will someone please think of the moderates trying to make an informed decision 😫

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@whstancil

1 year

Reports of horrible strikes in Gaza keep coming in, and it’s awful the way the information war around yesterday is making it HARDER, not easier, to keep the focus on the human cost of the strikes and the need to immediately deescalate before things spiral further

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7 months

@diaper_stench Yeah i’m calling them “piney” and everyone is getting pissed at me

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1 year

call me george bush the way i bust it down for some gas

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9 months

@doulbedoink Matteo is finished party

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4 months

> go to the park > ask if they throw tennis balls or pretend to > they dont understand > i pull out a graphic showing how owners will fake throw balls to trick dogs > they laugh and say “it’ll be fun, sir” > go to the park > they pretend to throw the ball

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7 days

We need more division and less unity in America.

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4 months

@richard_normal Freud listening to this:

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6 months

Nate Jones when atrocities are being carried out against innocent civilians but they’re in a place without an NBA team

Nate Jones

@JonesOnTheNBA

6 months

A tiny region so far away from here causing unrest with our young adults is wild

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3 months

What is anyone even talking about anymore

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9 months

@flugenhof Hold up… u checked???

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@moviefan67

1 year

This is the ideal male fridge

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@moviefan67

3 months

nowhere. its a video game. they dont go anywhere. they arent real. dont act like theyre real. theyre pixels on a screen made for our amusement. the rivers dont exist once we turn the game off.

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@moviefan67

8 months

@chiweethedog Probably garlic butter mashed potatos and charred brussel sprouts topped w/ shredded parm and olive oil

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@moviefan67

7 months

Yeah people with jobs tend to wear clothes, use excel and wake up via an alarm clock.

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7 months

I meet so many people like this is almost scary.

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6 months

@flugenhof Please dont misrepresent me

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@moviefan67

1 year

You had a WHAT ?!?!?

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@DUALIPA

1 year

Last night I had an intimate fan event at TeamLab to celebrate the release of Houdini 🔐🖤 so great to meet you all and spend some time together! Thank you for all the love & support どうもありがとうございます

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4 months

Can’t be posting shit like this. Get a job

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1 year

matching w her and immediately sending a 750 word paragraph about how shit this opening is

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5 months

This is genuinely such freakish behavior i truly don’t understand how these people can sleep at night

Yanis Varoufakis

@yanisvaroufakis

5 months

Nikki Hailey in Israel scribbling "FINISH THEM"on the shells that the IDF is about to fire into Rafah in defiance of the International Court of Justice. Biden provided the shells, Republicans autograph them. The US political class is united in its complicity with this genocide.

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1 year

Jake no! You cant make a steak w a beautiful red wine reduction on a friday night! They’ll KILL you!!! Me: aight bet

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@moviefan67

4 months

Elon you win. I’ll get twitter blue. I’ll do fucking anything. Please just make it stop.!

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4 months

Over 300 original beers? Yeah I’ll take an Ultra thanks!

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3 months

What was/is Kamala up to during the Palestinian genocide? Are you a fucking toddler?

Jules Suzdaltsev

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3 months

@zukosmadre Like we bullied the dementia genocide guy into quitting the race, that’s the only time I’ve ever felt like a part of a political process, idk it feels good.

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8 months

Evil idahobones

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8 months

Beautiful afternoon in Tel Aviv. Can’t find any apartheid but just had some jalapeño hummus that was 🤌.

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10 months

@MarcosBreton @baseballhall You’re such a loser

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@moviefan67

1 year

@IdahoBones NBA news account : Lamelo ball on IG stories said he only watches girl on girl 👀👯‍♀️ sus or nah ⁉️

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1 year

(jonathan richman voice) that playground down on congress st, where that cop sustained massive brain trauma, when its twilight in boston

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9 months

@ByYourLogic His son being named “Karl” with a K is somehow the most racist thing i’ve ever seen in my life

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3 months

@crowcialist

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1 year

@CokeEnjoyer you could tell right away this guy sucks and was going to make everyone turn on him

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@moviefan67

7 months

If you like this tweet, check out some of my other viral posts 👇

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8 months

Women are beautiful

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10 months

@gracecthdralprk I’d be very surprised if either of them were familiar w/ that terminology.

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@moviefan67

2 months

Subway takes went from interviewing Peter Lucas about how chipotle is leftist to doing genocide propaganda for the dems. Jordon on the wizards type shit

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2 months

🚨 @Tim_Walz did Subway Takes 🚨

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1 year

Some random girl on here: Im so hot. Im in my brat phase. Im overdosing on heroin. Im a cum succubus Me: Oh wow

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8 months

Women are beautiful

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4 months

@whybuddypregnan Fucking so bad in the polycule that they need to include a first rounder to send me to the pistons

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7 months

Someone should do one of these and say chipotle has the best burrito in nyc

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5 months

@mattybtweets69 Not crazy about services personally but goods go crazy

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1 year

@DUALIPA who is that guy

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1 year

@IdahoBones shame, here i thought you were intellectually curious and willing to engage in the marketplace of ideas in a public forum. enjoy your echo chamber sir.

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10 months

The Godfather is a christmas movie

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6 months

Calling Harden an “ethical hooper”

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ethical hoops going on rn and u got this fat slob luka foul baiting because he can’t go band for band with the real hoopers

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7 months

This is what it feels like to work when its 70 degrees out

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2 years

homemmade fried chicken sandwich

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@capybaroness Top 6 in MVP voting and first team all nba ?

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@moviefan67

8 months

Gunnar Henderson Matt Chapman DJ LeMahieu Manny Machado Nolan Arenado Jose Ramirez Austin Riley Elly De La Cruz Royce Lewis Alex Bregman Josh Jung Max Muncy Yandy Diaz Ke’Bryan Hayes Eugenio Suarez Spencer Steer Alex Bohm Ryan Mcmahon Luis Rengifo Maikel Garcia Wilmer Flores

Boston Sports Enjoyer

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8 months

How many third basemen make this play? 2? MAYBEEEEE 3?

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Nicky Frank

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We need to start entertaining the reality that many Muslim men in the US are using Gaza as a veil to cover their real feelings, which is why they love Trump for the same reason white men do - he will put women, LGBTQ people and other "lesser" people in their places and make them

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5 months

The Romans didnt even guard Jesus this aggressively

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LMAOOOOOO STRIKING STRAIGHT FEAR IN THEIR HEARTS

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@gracecthdralprk Zizek having that random like 3 x 2 portrait of stalin in his apartment was alpha

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@boss_on_here

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2 months

NFL Referees during every prime time game

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11 months

@joe_on_here Feel like this gentleman forgot about the humble pregame ?

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1 year

@magnusonbd @IdahoBones you’re fired

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1 month

PETURD LUCSHITZ 10/7 He just wanted to dance.

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11 months

@IdahoBones Bro is too weak for voodoo chip 🤣🫵

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2 years

yeah mom? yeah there’s no top on this. mom there is no top. it’s spilling all over the car. yeah i’m just gunna pour this out. its spilling everywhere.

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Dad what was playoff Embiid like?