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@CokeSipper

2 months

Imagine Demar DeRozan trying to get LeBron banned from basketball in 2018 because it’s unfair how much better LeBron is than him

Pete Badel

@badel_cmail

2 months

“I have never been hit so hard in my life. It’s up to the IOC to judge.” Italy’s Angela Carini after lasting just 46 seconds against Algeria’s intersex athlete Imane Khelif. Biological firestorm at Paris Olympics.

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lol

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7 months

The Last Dance. After 26 years as a head coach, Keith Dambrot will retire at the end of the season.

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Buddy sent me this and now I really want to drink a root beer

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sports are one of the most normalized fascist things in society and should be opposed at all costs

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Growing trend of young athletes dating people they probably jacked off to when they were 12

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8 months

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: CJ Stroud has been spotted out with "rapper" Amber Rose, who is best known for dating Kanye West awhile back.

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0-3 since this

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1 year

Ian Kinsler threw out the first pitch tonight in a Team Israel jersey 🇮🇱

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7 months

Every referee should have their home address on the back of their jersey

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9 months

This is what should happen when a ref tries to retire and live out his days peacefully

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11 months

Everyone loves it when the hot lady bullies this poor autistic man who is addicted to his phone

Up & Adams

@UpAndAdamsShow

11 months

. @heykayadams snatched @ShamsCharania 's phone and had him SWEATING 😭😭😭

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2 months

The Imane Khelf thing is just a redux of the Caster Semenya situation where a bunch of loser European athletes cry about getting their ass kicked by an African champion and try and get her banned out of jealousy

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Chris Hayes

@chrislhayes

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@MazMHussain To me the thing I continue to not understand, truly deeply, is why the IDF hasn't cracked down on the absolutely insane sh*t posting of its soldiers, when it is very obviously a PR disaster. Do they not care? Has command discipline just totally broken down?

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Can’t find the clip but I’ll never forget Bill Walton going on some tangent about the Pac 12 tournament and Dave Pasch was like “I’ll remind you it’s the Pac-12 tournament presented by pacific life and you gotta call it that Bill” and he just goes “well I’m not going to do that”

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@tybuddhaboy

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@phil_so_silly Yeah makes it way funnier

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7 months

It’s very funny to call a guy who sacrificed his career for what he believes in unserious when you picked a strippers name for your epic debate persona

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@TheOmniLiberal

7 months

Norm Twinklestein is easily one of the most unserious people I've ever had the misfortune of speaking with. I hope his reading comprehension improves in the future, it's sad that he brags about reading so much when he's apparently only capable of thinking in single quotes.

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I love how this happens 5 times a year and fantasy football players act like they’re unionized and can pressure the league by threatening to go on strike

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@JackMacCFB

25 days

Not kidding this should be a huge fine for the 49ers. The leagues value is insanely tied to fantasy and betting. Withholding this information is not acceptable and incredibly anti-fan.

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7 months

lol

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1 year

Gave up 6 runs in 1 and a half innings and got yanked

Shawn Spradling

@Shawn_Spradling

1 year

Dean Kremer. Israeli-American dual-citizen. 🇮🇱🇺🇸 Pitched for the Israeli National Team in the World Baseball Classic. He’s the Orioles starting pitcher for Game 3 of the ALDS tonight. He has family in Israel. “I still want to pitch, but its gonna be in the back of my head.”

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1 year

Funniest outcome of the Hamas attacks is people are doing this again

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7 months

Tough day for the “dirtbag left” they’re lacking the approval of homeschooled spastics with federal security clearance

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1 year

Walked in to this bar with my drunk ass buddy and he goes up to the pool table and just pushed the balls around a bunch and the people playing got so mad they just walked out lmao

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1 month

Texas A&M has 3 proud traditions: hitler youth male cheerleaders, burning their students alive, and losing in football

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11 months

@ByYourLogic Down the pub supporting Palestine. Simple as boys

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1 year

Honking at the guy in front of me at a red light to make sure he’s ready for it to turn green

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1 year

Houston already up 3-0

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1 year

Ian Kinsler threw out the first pitch tonight in a Team Israel jersey 🇮🇱

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3 months

XI looking at our dying empire

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5 months

Just set a perfect screen on my grandfather. He’s writhing on the floor in pain and the refs are having none of it

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9 months

Guy who’s only familiar with college football through Aflac commercials voice:

Brett Kollmann

@BrettKollmann

9 months

What if Bama poaches Deion

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1 year

How about me and my boys turn your hole in to hardcore history Dan?

Dan Carlin

@HardcoreHistory

1 year

There are lots of grievances Palestinians could cite that deserve attention. Actions like those of this week close the ears of many who might be willing to listen/help. This plays into the hands of hardliners on both sides. Pity the civilians (on both sides) are victimized.

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8 months

If i was a star nba player playing against the lakers i would point at Larry David after every shot i made to make it look like we had beef for fun

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2 months

@ericvideos91 Cry

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2 months

Feels like with a lot of Olympic events like men’s swimming and men’s sprinting they matter less now because we saw the goat compete in our lifetimes and now it’s just a bunch of guys who would have gotten bronze on a good day in 2008 or 2012

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@CokeSipper

1 month

Hailey Welch owns you

Jake Flores 🇵🇸

@feraljokes

1 month

Everyone's all "get the bag" until the hawk tuah girl comes along and exposes how stupid that actually is

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5 months

Me if coffee was illegal! 🤣 Am I right folks? Gotta get that cup of mud every day

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1 year

At Michigan games they play the Killers to hype up the crowd. I’m Europe they make songs about genocide and throw flares at players

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1 year

The European mind cannot comprehend that the largest European soccer stadium would be the 9th largest American college football stadium

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3 months

I miss the peak of the let’s go Brandon meme when I was sitting in the opticians and this enormous fat lady’s ring tone was going off that was just a guy yelling “Let’s go Brandon” over and over again and she refused to answer her phone or silence it

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4 months

Luka literally does this when he doesn’t like a foul call

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10 months

@BarrelJumpist It’s insane how angry Americans get that they’re not allowed to just murder homeless people in the street

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0-7 vs top 15 teams. 0 bowl wins. 0 conference championships. Embarrassing program

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@On3sports

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NEWS: USC has officially retired No. 13 in honor of Caleb Williams✌️

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1 year

So true. They should have Gameday in Tel Aviv and get Corso to play the heel and pick Hamas

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@FootballScoop

1 year

Jewish students at Univ of Washington respond to the rally, "They want our people dead. They want us killed." If that is the site where GameDay will be Saturday AM; oh man, I just don't know.

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Marcus Fraudman hired a PFF employee to be “the head of analytics” and then lost to Northern Illinois at home. Go woke, go broke

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7 months

Analytics moving closer and closer to phrenology by the day

CraftedNBA

@craftedNBA

7 months

📊 Sneak peak at a new metric I've been working on, which attempts to quantify "Basketball IQ" 💡 A full writeup with methodology and data table will be available in the next day or two. #NBA

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Just drove past the grand opening of a new raising cane’s and there’s a line outside at 8:20 in the morning man

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1 year

40 year old man watching dolphin porn to heal a torn Achilles

Colleen Wolfe

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1 year

Aaron Rodgers explaining on @PatMcAfeeShow how the sounds of Dolphins mating is healing to the body. I’m so here for this rehab process

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8 months

“Hell I could eat”

brecht apologist

@madisontayt_

8 months

kinda fucked up that english doesn’t have an equivalent to bon appétit, sahten, buen provecho, etc???

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Ronaldo being allowed to stay on through this generationally washed performance only to miss a penalty in extra time is just too good man. He’s literally crying on the pitch this is so beautiful

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2 months

@FredSmith914 Yeah it’s genuinely so pathetic lol

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5 months

You can very clearly hear a guy in the lakers space overtaking people on the freeway and you can hear the Waze app telling him directions and everyone is accusing him of being drunk

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@CokeSipper

9 months

The nation should be watching an nfl playoff game right now. Sadly the pathetic Buffalo bills and woke fascism of the state of New York is denying you this

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2 months

Mesut Ozil my goat

Vivid.🇮🇱

@VividProwess

2 months

BREAKING: Mesut Özil, the famous German 🇩🇪 football player, has uploaded on his Instagram story that he is in favor of the complete destruction of Israel. This is a disgraceful act, and he should be held accountable for it.

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When Luka threes don’t go in: fat retarded fuck When Luka threes go in: best in the world???

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@CokeSipper

1 year

Most hygienic Boston appreciator

Katie Notopoulos

@katienotopoulos

1 year

NYC is going the way of Chicago — second tier in every meaningful sense. Boston is better as a global city/financial center, Worcester has a stronger creative scene, and Malden is 10x better for missionary technologists. When not in EU, I’ll be spending more time in Lowell.

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5 months

Same outfit he wears within 500 yards of a school

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11 months

Hoping the Burrow injury drives this guy to a private Pyle style psychotic break

מי הם(WhoDey) 🐅🇮🇱

@WhoDeyInIsrael

1 year

Protecting my Country 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱 WHODEY 🐅

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1 year

@academic_la Seems like you’re a rapist

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1 year

The most advanced hand dryer technology they’ll ever develop will always be inferior the brown paper towel dispenser

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11 months

Sam Presti took a pedophile over Franz Wagner, traded Sengun for picks, traded Jaden McDaniels for Poku, and took Ousmane Dieng over Jalen Duren. Worst GM ever?

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1 year

he ruptured his Achilles 4 snaps in to his jets career after they did a 30 minute segment pregame about how he was manifesting a Super Bowl

Connor Hughes

@Connor_J_Hughes

1 year

BREAKING: #Jets HC Robert Saleh says that they’re expecting an MRI to confirm a ruptured Achilles for Aaron Rodgers

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@hum_dunkin This is so beast

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Barista: we have 3 dozen flavors of coffee, 4 different strengths of cold brew, 7 choices of milk or cream, and 54 different syrups Dennis Leary: yeah i’ll take a coffee flavored coffee thanks Barista:

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9 months

Remember when people could talk about stuff normally. That was nice

Robert Mays

@robertmays

9 months

Josh Allen is like a human monster truck with the soul of a labradoodle that's fueled by Four Loko. A singular, unhinged experience.

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@j_a_i_m_j_a_i_m Was texting my brother about him retiring and he just goes “oh you gotta check the central Michigan section on his Wikipedia”

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Guy hasn’t tweeted a thing since he found out his fiancée was sucking and fucking RFK Jr

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@credenzaclear2 Everything you post made so much more sense when you revealed you were homeschooled

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2 months

There goes my hero

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If you banned people who post dating app screenshots you’d improve this site more than if you banned all the Nazis

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7 months

@im4charliecrist That sounds so normal and conducive to being social

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Every Democrat tweeting “There is absolutely no place for political violence in our democracy”

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2 months

Happy anniversary

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1 year

This gang rape threat has 900 likes and counting.

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4 months

Adam Silver should veto the trade and also force Reinsdorf to sell over this

Andrew Schlecht

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Confirming that the Giddey for Caruso trade involves no picks. Just a straight player swap.

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3 months

George HW Bush, November 23rd 1963

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Dropping bombs on hospitals is so exhausting #Adulting

Avi Mayer אבי מאיר

@AviMayer

11 months

We Jews are tired. We’re tired of being murdered and then told our murders didn’t happen. We’re tired of being dehumanized, our children’s faces torn from lampposts. We’re tired of being told everyone deserves a home—except us. We’re tired. But we’re going to fight. And win.

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I wish harm to the Israeli ruling class, my enemy is also the Israeli people

Jason Hickel

@jasonhickel

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BREAKING: The Lancet has just published this article "conservatively" estimating that the death toll in the Gaza genocide could be 186,000 people or more. That's 8% of the population, obliterated. These are apocalyptic figures.

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God is punishing the giants for paying Daniel Jones and mistreating Saquon

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Fantasy footballcels and EPAtards seething at that beautiful David Montgomery game winning drive

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Late entry for retard of the year

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Making a Negroni while on the precipice of blacking out voice: yeah I’m thinking I’m back

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@credenzaclear2 @im4charliecrist Thanks for unblocking me to say this

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Near fight in the bathroom at a magic game when a guy told a Cavs fan the women’s bathroom was further down the hall

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1 year

Me and my boys are gonna pin you down etc

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1 year

gaza is going to be razed unmercifully. i hope shooting some old people at a bus stop was worth it

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1 year

Median former buzzfeed employee

Joe Bernstein

@Bernstein

1 year

The median restaurant in Western Europe is called “King Taco Burger Kebab” and mostly serves machine espresso to 58 year old drunks.

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The most advanced hand drying technology will always pale in comparison to the humble brown paper towel dispenser

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Thought Slime

@ThoughtSlime

8 months

Ummm, I hate Ian Miles as much as the next guy, but like... I'm gonna go ahead and take the bold anarchist position that people being executed for sedition is bad actually

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@lebron_james333 Cry

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Celtics in 6 sadly

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5 months

Whenever they show David Zaslav courtside at these Knicks games the chyron should let the viewer know he’s the guy responsible for Inside the nba ending with the new tv deal

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@CokeSipper

15 days

Basically everyone involved in the promotion of this lady’s career should be fired lol

Brian Stelter

@brianstelter

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"New York magazine on Thursday said its Washington correspondent, Olivia Nuzzi, is on leave after learning the star journalist had allegedly engaged in a romantic relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr.," @OliverDarcy reports for STATUS

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@doulbedoink

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Goated Matthew Perry story is when they got him and Chris Farley to make some shitty Lewis and Clark comedy film and the movie sucked but Farley did get Perry addicted to cocaine

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Rocking chairs are so sick dude. Sitting down and rocking at the same time. Special stuff

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