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SgtBallsJohnson

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29 days

Drinking for sport tonight

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3 months

Over 300 original beers? Yeah I’ll take an Ultra thanks!

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1 month

Pledge just picked me up in a Porsche, safe to say he’s paying for my McDonald’s today

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3 months

@ITM_King100 Having another man’s name as your username is weird brotha, remove the nuts from your mouth fag

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1 month

@EJ_Xanual Average buisness major

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2 months

Softest comment section of all time, go ahead and drop fag

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2 months

Sick haze bro

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3 months

Breaking in the shower beer holster, thanks mom!

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4 months

@Jaimoesburner Hold on a damn minute

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3 months

@caeisnicer You’re 41 followers are sick as fuck pussy

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1 month

Thanks I’ll drink probably 10 more

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3 months

@ITM_King100 I got more likes calling you a fag than you ever have, chin up kid it’ll be good one day

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3 months

Boo 👎🏻

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SgtBallsJohnson

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10 days

Happy Tuesday

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SgtBallsJohnson

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3 months

Wearing a short sleeve hoodie and a headset calling out pick up lines to the buddy chatting up the soft 6 at the bar tonight

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1 month

Watching family guy this Peter guy is hilarious!

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SgtBallsJohnson

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3 months

6 16oz for 9.99? Check please!

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2 months

I work so hard to deserve this

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SgtBallsJohnson

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3 months

Got a 6 man in front of us comprised of the worst golfers known to man. Asked to play through, was denied. Now i plan to shoot myself in front of them 👍🏻

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3 months

Clearing out the camera roll, laughed out loud at this guy

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3 months

Pledges this fall are going to change the whole dynamic of the BV for about 5 months

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SgtBallsJohnson

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3 months

Joined June 2024 who would have guessed, you’re a fag

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2 months

@JohnDadof7 Introduce your sister

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1 month

I’m so dogshit at school it’s not even funny anymore bro

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3 months

Old man went ahead and pulled the trigger on the RV. #Hellyeah

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3 months

Tried to come out today solo to play a quick 18, the foursome of senior citizens is not going to let that happen though!

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13 days

Day 2, i want to kill myself but settled for something a little less high risk

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7 days

Drunk. Thanks

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4 months

James misses wide left

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20 days

Hijacked the shot party tv

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29 days

Was walking to class and decided it was too hot so i faded it and opting for getting drunk early

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13 days

That’s a lot of dudes in a pool for a supposed “formal” @BarstoolKState

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SgtBallsJohnson

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2 months

Off today at 2, and don’t work Thursday or Friday. Jarvis call the bag man please

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2 months

#NewProfiePic — needed it

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3 months

Posting high school highlights 4 years later on your Snapchat story is a different kind of evil

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2 months

A bitch with down syndrome just slide in my dms, the previous high from the birdie has vanished

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3 months

Hauck Tuah girl getting fired from her job is exactly what is wrong with this country, the left has won today 😔

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1 month

20 dollar drink never tasted this good

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3 months

Which one of you sick fucks politely rolled your shit filled adult diaper up neatly and placed it here

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SgtBallsJohnson

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4 months

My buddy is always trying to push his liberal propaganda into my perfect lifestyle. Today he said mac and cheese was the most overrated food of all time. I think he’s beyond saving, help needed

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3 months

Happy friday

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3 months

Re Watching game of thrones with the old lady for her first time, can’t beat this

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2 months

I would rather you execute my family in front of my for 100 dollars

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3 months

Dancing with wolves tonight

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1 month

Gonna find a way to get money here

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1 month

Let’s have a day gentlemen

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2 months

“You wouldn’t say this to me in person”

Wyatt Beauregard

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2 months

@DKsBurnerAcc You wouldn’t say this to me in person I can promise you that

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2 months

The United States judicial system

Dov Kleiman

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2 months

Who is going to be able to stop this #Chiefs trio?

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3 months

I bet heroin feels fucking awesome

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1 month

I fucking love this guy

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14 days

Formal on the way, set the tone gentlemen

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3 months

#NewProfilePic had to throw it back to the glory days to show these kids who ate all the pussy

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SgtBallsJohnson

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29 days

My good friend blowing up for my hypothetical statement has brought joy to me on this great afternoon. Congratulations @TheTesticalElf you are now also a niche internet micro celebrity

Testical Elf

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1 month

This might be one of the greatest hypothetical questions I’ve ever heard

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3 months

This shit looks AI generated dude holy fuck

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SgtBallsJohnson

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2 months

Can’t beat a couple lunch beers!

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SgtBallsJohnson

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2 months

It’s gonna break the autistic man’s heart that works the liquor store they day i come in and I’m not actually 24 from Minneapolis

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2 months

Back home oregaming going to work, it’s the chill manager tho i should be fine surely

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1 month

I’m so hungover i want to cut my own head off with a sword bro

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SgtBallsJohnson

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2 months

Drinking my first coors light in 7 days, just as good as i remember

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1 month

You think Bronny is the first teammate to ever call lebron daddy?

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3 months

@torke8688 You pound dudes trent

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SgtBallsJohnson

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3 months

This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Cancer dress up is lame as shit.

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Dianna decided to shave her head to make it easier on herself for her journey with #LongCovid and #MECFS . Many people struggling with this disease choose to do this if bed-bound for extended periods of time, like Dianna has been. Hopefully she can avoid crashes, and reduce the

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SgtBallsJohnson

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2 months

Yes i am in the airport lounge with complimentary food, yes i am on the way to our newly built house in a tropical South American country.

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SgtBallsJohnson

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3 months

Haven’t drank in 4 days and I’m really starting to feel in the dumps. I’m never going to rehab this is terrible!

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SgtBallsJohnson

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3 months

Family lake trip concluded, bag in secret no more! Also, im shaking at the thought of playing NCAA once I’m home. Hooray!

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SgtBallsJohnson

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3 months

Just started the get dui in my hellcat quest in NCAA, coach is gonna be pissed

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SgtBallsJohnson

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3 months

I’m kinda like Ferris Bueller but instead of dating sloane and being super cool, I’m an alcoholic with a drug problem

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4 months

@TheWife_Left_Me Diesel you’ve always been a Wing T guy in my books, and this new age shenanigans has always been against my mantra. But by god have you revolutionized the game, and to that i tip my Korean War veteran hat to you mike. Cheers, Balls Johnson

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20 days

Welcome to the BV @Thebigcheese43

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2 months

like actually what the fuck

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SgtBallsJohnson

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3 months

Buddy of mine just pronounced it Peter Miller, please help me. Not sure what to do now

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SgtBallsJohnson

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4 months

Setting up a tripod at top golf and you still suck, go ahead and shoot yourself in front of all of us next brotha. Sweet beer deals tho so #hellyeah

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23 days

Happy Wednesday

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4 months

@BarbourHoss Would have got my ass not gonna lie

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SgtBallsJohnson

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3 months

Matt Rife is NOT funny bro i am NOT going to watch his standup with you

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SgtBallsJohnson

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3 months

Gonna drink the 6 beers i just picked up from the local liq while watching GOT. I call it self love but you wouldn’t know shit about that fuckboy.

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SgtBallsJohnson

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2 months

This shit did NOT fucking happen bro

beth thomas

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2 months

This girl at the pub just pointed at me and went she’s stunning she is unreal I love women

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SgtBallsJohnson

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3 months

If i saw Jake Paul in real life I’d be bewildered. My brain cannot process that he actually is a real person.

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3 months

Bro would suck dick for Twitter likes

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SgtBallsJohnson

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2 months

Undercover at the Morgan wallen concert almost brought my deck to mix some unreleased house in the parking lot

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SgtBallsJohnson

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2 months

I’m at work on a Saturday night, i want to fucking shoot myself god this fucking sucks so bad

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4 months

YouTube video in the bar is actually unreal

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SgtBallsJohnson

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8 days

Draft kings should make an atm that you can put cash in and it disposits it into your account

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SgtBallsJohnson

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3 months

I’m gonna get super drunk today I’ve decided if anyone needs me, thanks!

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SgtBallsJohnson

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2 months

If someone hurdled me on a National televised football game I’d shoot myself in the fucking face

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SgtBallsJohnson

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3 months

Supposed to be saving money but i think I’m gonna go buy new sticks and play 18 instead of going to work today

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2 months

Watched a South American man Shazam this song last night when i played it. I like think this is how Christopher Columbus felt introducing Indians to horses