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tybuddhaboy

8 years

if you touch a girl's hand, she's your girlfriend. if you touch her boob, she's your wife. no one has ever touched a pussy before

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tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

4 months

number one sign of a healthy body is a skin tone that can only be described as “blank”

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5 months

Bryan Johnson says he has eliminated almost all his vices and negative behaviors by 'firing' the harmful versions of himself

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28 days

just got a dope ad for a drunk driving tool

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@tybuddhaboy

3 months

a lot of pornos these days you kinda just have to pretend that there's no incest involved if you want to enjoy it

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@tybuddhaboy

2 years

i gotta sit down for a second, compose myself

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@CurrentRevolt

2 years

Is Sarah Palin ok

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@tybuddhaboy

3 years

hunting for a porno i watched 15 years ago on a site that no longer exists

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@tybuddhaboy

1 year

me and the boys were bashing shit with rocks and sticks like the apes in 2001 a space odyssey after this scene

cinesthetic.

@TheCinesthetic

1 year

Alexandra Daddario in True Detective Season 1, 2014.

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tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

7 months

they are desperately trying to turn public universities into trade schools for engineers, nurses, and "businessmen" and no amount of artificial rivalry between the sciences and humanities can cover that up

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@natalie_hinkel

7 months

The University of North Carolina Greensboro has dissolved the Physics & Astronomy department. A major pillar of science education at that university is gone. I have no words. My heart goes out to my friends and colleagues.

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tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

1 year

she got big jugs homie...look within yourself

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@ElijahSchaffer

1 year

When did girls dressing MASCULINE become ATTRACTIVE? Can we not get back to women dressing modest but still feminine. Something needs to change

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tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

3 years

when mom asks who’s the most handsome boy in the world

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tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

5 years

dick cheney’s dipshit daughter only exists because he needed a draft deferment

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tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

4 years

checking back in on the iowa caucus and reflecting on the beauty of american democracy

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tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

3 months

my newest big bang theory spinoff, "chinese sheldon," has been preemptively canceled for "setting back race relations to the 1850s"....

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tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

8 months

ahhhhh

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@tybuddhaboy

1 year

lmao

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tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

2 years

you look like a habsburg fetus

Helen Andrews

@herandrews

2 years

Two white fare jumpers were observed all day, about 2 percent of fare jumpers, but I don’t have a racial breakdown of the overall sample so I can’t say how far out of proportion that is compared to total riders.

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tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

1 year

sex is inherently funny because at its best, it's a passionate union of two people, the closest they can become physically and emotionally, followed by a spraying of the nastiest goo the healthy male body can produce

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tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

3 years

dude i’m so scared of china…sike you stupid pussy ass bitch. grow up

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tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

2 years

i'm about to bust a monster load!! i'm nutting out my cock!!!!

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1 year

oppen heimer style lol

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@tybuddhaboy

3 years

before jacking off: i'm the cummer lol i love cranking my pud, i need to slap off so bad 😆😆😆 I Am Becoming The Tittyfucker 😰😰😰 after jacking off: aristotle

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tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

1 year

very funny to see the people trying to make us feel bad about the start ups when that culture has wrecked like, 5 different cool american cities and self-consciously sought to remake society, education, et al in its own nasty image

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tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

2 years

she's allergic to getting paper.....

Stephanie Langston

@stephnthecity

2 years

A pit stop in Bellevue takes a terrifying turn for a Kentucky family. A mother of six says she picked up a dollar bill off the ground at a fast food restaurant and soon passed out. I’ll have her story on @WKRN at 5

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tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

2 months

@proletarat this is very basic lol if you get an a on plagiarized material no one is like “well at least he could recognize good quality writing” lol

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tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

4 years

kumail used his multimillion dollar net worth to add bones to his skull and we're not supposed to laugh at him doing all this for the third lead in a marvel movie that very well could be the box office bomb that permanently derails the structures of modern cinema

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tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

2 years

it feels like for every person with a genuine concern for disability rights there’s at least one who uses it as a shield to have broadly reactionary, selfish opinions that they think they can’t be criticized for

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tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

5 years

when me and the boys see a girl at the bar

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@tybuddhaboy

3 months

@crumbbutler they've undermined our milfs.....

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tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

2 years

frightening amount of work done on his face at this point lol

Ari Meirov

@MySportsUpdate

2 years

#Bucs QB Tom Brady on his 11-day absence from training camp: “I’m 45 years old, man. There’s a lot of sh*t going on.” (🎥 @Buccaneers )

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@tybuddhaboy

2 years

some white people being at war is driving other white people insane lol

ALASTAIR CAMPBELL

@campbellclaret

2 years

Makes you think.

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tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

9 months

@pastoralcomical that was my nickname in high school.....

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@tybuddhaboy

2 years

Michael Foster

@thisisfoster

2 years

Normal men don’t feel comfortable in churches for the same reason they don’t want to linger in the women’s clothing section at a store. It's feels overly feminine.

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Aella

@Aella_Girl

2 years

if you can't go more than a day or two without showering before your body stinks (in a way that isn't easily solved by a quick wash of armpits/genitals) then that seems a little weird? is your skin ok?

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@tybuddhaboy

1 year

@notbenfish pharaoh

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tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

1 year

@hum_dunkin girl making a rote but playful joke: me, a man who will die at 44 because of my inability to control myself: i wouldn't bet on that

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tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

2 years

@aniceburrito if you showed this to a caveman he would start weeping

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tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

2 years

pulling every trick out of the bag to try and make cuba look bad for enshrining "minority rights" in a way the united states probably never will lol

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3 years

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tybuddhaboy

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4 years

things were better when, in case anything negative happened to you, you could hop on a clipper ship and be a sea guy for the rest of your life

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1 year

i’d like ai to generate the rest of this image please

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tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

4 years

man enough to say i goofed on this one

tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

5 years

the only cure is a damn slice of lime 😂😂😹

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tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

1 year

is this a gay porn

PFL

@PFLMMA

1 year

Here’s a knockout you didn’t know you needed. It was over before it even began for Frankie Lapenna 🤯

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tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

4 months

@nauru_tourism your lips having no color difference from the rest of your skin is a great sign that maybe there isn’t any blood circulating in your body!

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tybuddhaboy

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4 months

@dklmarxist asking for a 8-10 page paper on the thought of aristotle before accepting her claim

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tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

7 months

this is the level of stupid i want out of my actors

Pop Base

@PopBase

7 months

Austin Butler reveals he hired a dialect coach to help him get rid of his Elvis accent.

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1 year

Kevin M. Kruse

@KevinMKruse

1 year

It was the fuckaroundiest of times It was the findoutiest of times

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@DailyLoud

1 year

GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert & her date reportedly kicked out of ‘Beetlejuice’ musical after ‘causing a disturbance’

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@tybuddhaboy

2 years

shortstop shot in head by sniper

Brett Taylor

@Brett_A_Taylor

2 years

Write the saddest baseball story you can in six words.

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@tybuddhaboy

2 years

@hum_dunkin so funny to say about dudes who straight up lost a bunch of wars lol

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@tybuddhaboy

2 years

dostoevsky's "the idiot" is about you dude lol

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tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

2 years

the musk family is some sort of freak blend of british aristocrat and nazi experiment gone awry

Pop Base

@PopBase

2 years

Elon Musk’s father, Errol Musk, announces he has welcomed a second child with his stepdaughter - who he raised since she was 4 years old. “The only thing we are on Earth for is to reproduce.”

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tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

4 years

damn!! this is so true... sike!! you stupid bitch!!!

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@tybuddhaboy

11 months

gonna plop down a map of a part of the country i know nothing about and draw some lines....i'm an urbanist

Hayden

@the_transit_guy

1 year

This is a very doable rail plan for the New York and New England area. Build it.

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tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

8 months

i will be “emptying myself” in the theater watching this!!!

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

8 months

Neon has acquired the rights to psychological horror ‘IMMACULATE,’ starring Sydney Sweeney and Simona Tabasco. It follows a woman of devout faith who is offered a new role at an illustrious Italian convent which harbors some dark secrets.

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tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

3 years

with god as my witness i will one day fuck kyrsten sinema so fucking hard

Ed O'Keefe

@edokeefe

3 years

“We have a deal” @POTUS tells reporters outside the White House.

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@tybuddhaboy

2 years

philadelphia? nashville? what in god's green earth....

Gregg Nunziata

@greggnunziata

2 years

If a foreigner had little time in America and could only see five cities, which would you suggest she visit? Me: NYC, Chicago, Philadelphia, New Orleans, Nashville.

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tybuddhaboy

@tybuddhaboy

7 months

they busted these bad boys out of storage lol

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@redstreamnet

7 months

This is how Germans portray Palestinians at their traditional carnival in Cologne: as dogs with collars in Palestinian colors, labeled with the words “hatred” and “violence.” In addition, “anti-Semitism” is represented as a woman wearing a keffiyeh. This year’s carnival in

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2 years

wow, i had no idea that they didn't allow mentally handicapable guys who don't do anything in china!

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@tybuddhaboy

5 months

dispiritedly showing the world my wife’s anus for reasons even i can no longer remember

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3 years

this bullshit made the new york times???

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3 years

he's launching his assault

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2 years

what the fuck lmao

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my doctor is my slave, i own him and make him cut me open and sew me shut. he's a fucking chump!! thanks bernie!!!!

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tybuddhaboy

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7 months

folks - which of these abused women makes you cum most? tough choice on my end!

AstralFlight

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For David Lynch’s birthday we ask: who is the hottest Twin Peaks girl?

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1 year

let me see their breasts.....i cannot answer without seeing the breasts.....where are the breasts???

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@JarJarFan69 wow he had a gerbil up his ass too….that’s crazy

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1 year

respect to everyone bookmarking this knowing that there are actual nude images from this scene available a mere google search away

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2 years

@ArkansasFred 1000 year old egg??

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tybuddhaboy

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2 years

today is the 5th anniversary of the time i went to see “get out” and my friends had something to tell me while i was in the theater

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1 year

i will use whatever means necessary — guile, passion, or pure sexual energy — to get this beautiful babe to abandon the cowardice of the center for the joys, the painful agonies, of leninist thought

Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez

@RepMGP

1 year

I came to Congress to represent the values of Southwest Washington, not just vote down the party line. To get things done, we've got to think independently and support good ideas – no matter which side of the aisle they come from.

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@BarrelJumpist “wow that pcpsi really skunked didn’t it?”

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8 months

@GarlicCorgi they were not objecting to its [nazi germany] existence

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1 year

these numbers for the troubles are wild lol

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3 years

grooming situation

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@tybuddhaboy

6 years

how do you use this photo and say "the center is sexier than you think" like we aren't seeing a little goblin man

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1 month

gas leak in the office today?

Jacobin

@jacobin

1 month

If Kamala Harris really wants to show she is ready to turn a new page in the campaign against Donald Trump, it’s obvious who her choice as running mate should be: Bernie Sanders.

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2 years

imagine the hottest woman in the world. now

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2 years

this will be the funniest mass death event in human history

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@tybuddhaboy

2 years

a second penis has struck my prostate

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@tybuddhaboy

2 years

your whole party is built around that being their problem

GOP

@GOP

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60% of workers report living paycheck-to-paycheck

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@tybuddhaboy

1 year

we've reached an interesting point in history where conservatism has basically collapsed as a coherent, functional ideology unless it is explicitly stating "the poor, racial and ethnoreligious minorities, women, and lgbtq+ people deserve to be sacrificed at the altar of greed"

Dan McLaughlin

@baseballcrank

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Literally, a "free lunch" vs working. Perpetual childhood vs responsibility. Of course, the free lunch will always be more immediately popular with people who never ask who pays for it.

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@tybuddhaboy

1 year

yup! we've pretty much reached the end of pretending conservatism is anything other than the violent enforcement of racial, religious, or socioeconomic hierarchies! keep up bud

Scott Winship

@swinshi

1 year

TIL that if you’re against universal state provision of food you want poor kids to starve.

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@tybuddhaboy

6 years

how did china, a massive country that was among the richest on earth even into the 19th century, become a superpower

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it rocks that gaetz is so obviously a freak that no one defending him is doing the usual “he definitely did not do this” and instead are jumping right to “ephebophilia was legal and normal as recently as the 19th century”

Liz Wolfe

@LizWolfeReason

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I was a 17-year-old lady fairly recently (7 years ago, to be exact) & think we ought to give a bit more agency to women who are that age. Anyway, feel free to send hate mail, I don't care ✨

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@tybuddhaboy

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they were supposed to edge biden last night before the debate so he would be prickly and energized, angry, but instead jill finished him off (too much tongue action) and he fell into a stupor...been there joe....i have been there.....

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tybuddhaboy

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1 year

americans cannot conceive of a revolution undoing structural violence...that's why reconstruction failed, no gonads no guts no willingness to do what is necessary

Eleanor Beardsley

@ElBeardsley

1 year

This French communist party banner at protests says “The Future Belongs to Revolutionaries,” featuring Lenin and … Robespierre? Huh? Wasn’t he the architect of La Terreur, when people were guillotined right and left during the French Revolution?

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don draper pitching jacking off: imagine you want to cum, but there's no women around. what do you do? confused-looking exec at a lotion company: i'm not sure i follow

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@IdahoBones who could've foreseen employers pumping millions of dollars into what essentially amounted to mass job training through universities could have led to a glut of trained graduates they could skim the cream from and pay nickels compared to what they did before

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she looks like she got a new face after being attacked by a chimp