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that’s a ball ump
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me at the Buffalo Wild Wings in Cairo Illinois with the 2 biggest white women u have ever seen
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LeBron’s aura is off the charts bro… he got Jeanie Buss all over him 😩
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Ben Simmons of academia
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295 absences 0.5 GPA No scholarships Straight F's A BITCH GRADUATED THO
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1 year
if i was in the nba i would say thank you anytime a teammate passed me the ball
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@whybuddypregnan
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9 months
im watching love is blind and this 23 year old kid married a 31 year old and they’re in an argument and he keeps saying “that’s cap” to everything she says
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@whybuddypregnan
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the male brain only has 4 phrases it can choose from: It’s over We’re back He cooked What’s the move
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id love to have some sex with her!
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2 months
poly people on dating apps sound like nba general managers when they try and explain their situation
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5 months
emailing a job "did i get hired??????????????????????" 1 hour after the first interview
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@phoebitchplease
juglugger
4 years
what do men spend their money on? why the fuck y’all always broke??
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@whybuddypregnan
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2 years
they should let you fly for free on 9/11
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@BNONews
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BREAKING: Man drives into barricade at U.S. Capitol, fires several shots into the air, before fatally shooting himself. Nobody else was hurt
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@whybuddypregnan
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2 years
I hired an essay guy bot to write a paper and never got it so I got his PayPal nuked and now he’s saying he’s going to murder me
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@whybuddypregnan
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3 years
it was not goated of you to sleep with my girlfriend
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@whybuddypregnan
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8 months
lemme get in there loL
@RobertKennedyJr
Robert F. Kennedy Jr
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Happy Thanksgiving from our family to yours!
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11 months
get a hold of yourself
@timeforjaya
jaya rajamani
11 months
Stavvy come the FUCK ON man I’m fucking 36F just goddamn turn your messaging on
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@whybuddypregnan
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She is not looking well. Gonna guess fentanyl and lack of sleep
@JackieRaeTV
Jackie Rae
2 months
Ahead of tonight’s #IndianaFever vs #LASparks game, rookie #CaitlinClark said she doesn’t hear the narratives regarding the disparity of the treatment she receives compared to others in the league.
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one time i matched with a girl on a dating app who lived in philadelphia and she asked for my number with no intro whatsoever and her very first text was a voice memo asking me what she should get at wawa for dinner
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2 years
just pushed my 6 year old son off his bike
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2 months
bro was talking crazy to michael caine
@nikotaughtyou
Niko
2 months
LMAAOOOOOO
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2 months
saw someone who basically said the equivalent of “have 2 primary ball handlers looking for a 3&D wing to play 15-20 minutes off the bench”
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@whybuddypregnan
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3 years
incredible things are happening at lockheed martin
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2 years
if i was the weatherman i would leak the weather early to pretty women
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nah he hit that shit
@AkademiksTV
Akademiks TV
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Donald Trump dancing at his rally in the Bronx
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2 years
what’s the worst thing you’ve ever done and what’s your employers email
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10 months
i just struck my grandpa
@tswifterastour
The Eras Tour
10 months
🚨| Taylor Swift was eating a piece of chicken with ketchup and seemingly ranch!
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bringing a baseball on a first date and showing her different pitch grips
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1 year
rate my fit
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9 months
average nfl fan: Patriots averaged -0.76 EPA/play on the ground today they are so bad! average nba fan: i just know lebron is pleasing his wife good at night with the way hes packing 👀👀
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when an NBA team signs a bunch of washed up veterans to minimum contracts
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@whybuddypregnan
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8 months
in h.s i got roy hibberts # via my friends cousin who played ball at ND & would txt & call him pretending to be kemba walker whenever i was drunk. after a couple months of doing this i got a random text from him with my full name+address saying he contacted the indy police lol
@Roy_Meets_World
Roy Hibbert
8 months
Check out my latest video on my brand new @YouTube channel. Today I react to @StephenCurry30 dropping 34 on the Pistons.
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i fall asleep to this every night
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bros avi is a Lock Screen
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@paulpierce34
Paul Pierce
1 year
Talk to me if u wanna go at Lebron if u need advice I’m his biggest rival bro
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sometimes i surprise myself
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i called the emergency gambling helpline and they put me on speaker and were all laughing at my bets
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caitlin clark should go to prison for being white
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i wanna get my shit sucked wearing the 11 foot work shirt
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A beer is a perfect beverage to get you warmed up while driving
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Let me see y'all at 17 👀 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗱.
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i wish every guy that wore slim fitting pants cropped with no socks would Kill themselves
@dieworkwear
derek guy
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which looks better?
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why would he make this public
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1 year
im inserting myself into the malice in the palace
@ClutchPoints
ClutchPoints
1 year
This is WILD 🤯 Commissioner Adam Silver reveals a new feature on the NBA app where you can insert yourself as a player into a live game!
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this is where Kyle lowry lived when he played in Toronto
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3 years
DO NOT SEE LICORICE PIZZA
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😛 <------ do we rock with him?
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3 years
need a bitch like this
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bronsexuals just discovering peripheral vision
@BronGotGame
²³𝙻𝚎𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚜🏀☄️🌎💞
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LeBron sees EVERYTHING on the floor, how did he see this Jaxson Hayes dap??
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criterion channel should have basketball highlights on it
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if I got pregnant I’d deliver the baby within 1 month
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i just got someone fired from their job for being poly
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most impressive jobs : nba player, guy who brings in carts from parking lot at grocery store, drug dealer, gambler least impressive jobs: police officer, teacher, doctor, EMT, nurse , scientist
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Bro he’s dead
@espn
ESPN
2 years
"𝐈 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲." Jayson Tatum texted Kobe Bryant before Game 7 🐍 @jaytatum0
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i call the police on average 10-15 times a day
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she honestly rocks and we’re still friends
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2 years
ive done the same thing for every woman I’ve ever talked to
@mefeater
MEFeater Magazine
2 years
This is beautiful. Karl- Anthony Towns pens note to girlfriend Jordyn Woods for her Birthday: “You pick two businesses you want to start and I will fund them.” ♥️
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what if I just killed myself ay the bar. blew my brains out lmao
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2 years
one of the worst fits I’ve ever see.n
@feraljokes
Jake Flores 🇵🇸
2 years
Business casual
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im not a rapist
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why were tehy interviewing drakes dad about the me too movement
@TMZ
TMZ
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Drake's dad thinks the #MeToo movement wouldn't be necessary if women avoided putting themselves in potentially dangerous situations!!
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wOw u take zyns while golfing for 8 hours? and u drink beer? and u also dm girls out of ur league weird stuff on hinge??? what if u also killed itself? 😱🤯😮😲🙊
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this is literally a baby
@CourtsideFilms
Courtside Films
1 year
3rd grader has skills beyond his years 😳 Kason Angert is next up in the class of 2032
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this guys at ikea is listening to the Alex Jones show on his phone at full volume
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im throwing my grandfather through the glass shelves behind her
@slenderbabes
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This is your bartender on a late night out What’s your opener?
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booing the flight attendant as she does the life vest demonstration
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michael jordan hated the game of basketball . he reportedly once said "get this orange shit away from me" when he saw a basketball
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lock in mindset 🔥
@TMZ
TMZ
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Hunter Biden would smoke crack as soon as he would wake up, his ex-girlfriend testified in court. Read more 👉
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check out this parallel parking I believe I hit both cars but still pretty good
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Urban Meyer is dead
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filter goes crazy
@tedcruz
Ted Cruz
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my grandfathers dementia is giving me the ick so I’m moving him into the garage
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2 years
telling a girl about my dead dad within the first hour of a first date
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Paul pierce
@AdrianBertinii
Adriano Bertini
9 months
Famous world powers and leaders reimagined as blacks. 🤯 Thread ✨ 1. Elon Musk
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introducing James to college basketball
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there was a grown man hooping against like 20 little kids today at the park and he was talking shit to them and then he'd ask them shit like "have any of you seen carlitos way?"
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would u take a pill that made u really good at basketball and play in the nba
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going out with a friend and pulling out a large detailed map of places im allowed and not allowed at
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Breaking News: Elizabeth II, Queen of England, wife of late Prince Philip, first child of the Duke and Duchess of York, has died at 95.
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my math teacher says we don’t have to take the final exam if this gets 5 likes!
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coffee first dates suck because its like now i have to get drunk by myself before on a sunday at 9 am
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2 years
it’s over
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this guy at the post office is trying to ship this golf club but he isn’t wearing a mask and the staff keeps telling him to leave
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@Giraffeic_Park yeah he rocks
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pot smokers be like my favourite color is green 😭
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🤞
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hitler was evil but you can't deny he was "locked in"
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8 months
that was me i was young and excited to have a hoopers number. hope you are doing well
@Roy_Meets_World
Roy Hibbert
8 months
@whybuddypregnan That was u?????? I thought it was some one saying they was @JoakimNoah annoying then but I can laugh at that now.
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old Eastern European ex gang banger guy who hangs out at my neighborhood bar came up to me and shook my hand and called me “guy of the night” for playing Roy orbison on touchtunes for the last hour
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they hate me at my dunkin because I play a game where I try to roll my car through the drive through to complete the transaction without hitting on the brakes
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2 years
I just shed a tear
@PDChina
People's Daily, China
2 years
What is it like to play basketball in a sea of clouds? Students of this high school at Honghe Hani and Yi Autonomous Prefecture in southwest China's Yunnan Province know the answer. #AmazingChina
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you should end your life tonight
@BeeMizzle
ßeeMizzle
10 months
Since they’re both attending USC now, how cool would it be if Bronny James and Natalia Bryant fell in love and go on to create the most dominate basketball player ever and name him “Kobe Michael James”
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