im watching love is blind and this 23 year old kid married a 31 year old and they’re in an argument and he keeps saying “that’s cap” to everything she says
Ahead of tonight’s
#IndianaFever
vs
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game, rookie
#CaitlinClark
said she doesn’t hear the narratives regarding the disparity of the treatment she receives compared to others in the league.
one time i matched with a girl on a dating app who lived in philadelphia and she asked for my number with no intro whatsoever and her very first text was a voice memo asking me what she should get at wawa for dinner
average nfl fan: Patriots averaged -0.76 EPA/play on the ground today they are so bad!
average nba fan: i just know lebron is pleasing his wife good at night with the way hes packing 👀👀
in h.s i got roy hibberts # via my friends cousin who played ball at ND & would txt & call him pretending to be kemba walker whenever i was drunk. after a couple months of doing this i got a random text from him with my full name+address saying he contacted the indy police lol
most impressive jobs : nba player, guy who brings in carts from parking lot at grocery store, drug dealer, gambler
least impressive jobs: police officer, teacher, doctor, EMT, nurse , scientist
This is beautiful. Karl- Anthony Towns pens note to girlfriend Jordyn Woods for her Birthday: “You pick two businesses you want to start and I will fund them.” ♥️
wOw u take zyns while golfing for 8 hours? and u drink beer? and u also dm girls out of ur league weird stuff on hinge??? what if u also killed itself? 😱🤯😮😲🙊
there was a grown man hooping against like 20 little kids today at the park and he was talking shit to them and then he'd ask them shit like "have any of you seen carlitos way?"
old Eastern European ex gang banger guy who hangs out at my neighborhood bar came up to me and shook my hand and called me “guy of the night” for playing Roy orbison on touchtunes for the last hour
they hate me at my dunkin because I play a game where I try to roll my car through the drive through to complete the transaction without hitting on the brakes
What is it like to play basketball in a sea of clouds? Students of this high school at Honghe Hani and Yi Autonomous Prefecture in southwest China's Yunnan Province know the answer.
#AmazingChina
Since they’re both attending USC now, how cool would it be if Bronny James and Natalia Bryant fell in love and go on to create the most dominate basketball player ever and name him “Kobe Michael James”