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@OrdinaryAlso Every once in a while I’m like, “Who is this man in my kitchen,” when my 16 year old is around.

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@bonobomindset Americans love to buy a month’s worth of food from Costco and eat it in a week.

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@zacharylevine The game can evolve.

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@notthefakeSVP @stoolpresidente I prefer Gunderment.

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@scottcarlinpt You’re probably not dying on a hill if you walk regularly.

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@ronrule Subway also has a lot more competition than they did years ago with places like Jimmy John’s and Jersey Mike’s popping up everywhere. Jersey Mike’s absolutely destroys Subway on quality. I don’t have as much experience with Jimmy John’s but I know people who love them.

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@BladeoftheS Is it McLovin?

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@ChrisJBakke What about the walk back?

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@Amy4KY So Diet Mountain Dew wins this election either way.

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@emmaloffhagen As an American, I’m very flexible on this. Can we please discuss the proper pronunciation of schedule next?

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@Paolag_p Don’t lie. This is a deleted scene from the Opening Ceremonies.

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@thomasmorstead This needs to be the photo they use for your next football card.

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@drgurner @extrafabulous I’m seeing it on the front pages of national publications near me.

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@extrafabulous Where are you looking for it? I’ve been seeing it as one of top two stories along with what’s happening in Lebanon.

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4 months

@DonChed54 Yup. They’ve already 10x their money. Time to enjoy those winnings.

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2 months

@citehchris I realize that your profile says “do not ask me to elaborate” but could you make an exception here and let us know if there was ever another date after that and what happened?

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@danielleweisber What are you thinking in terms of security? Maybe something with lasers?

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@unusual_whales Dude’s had this in his drafts folder for two weeks.

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@LowBudgetMofo They’ll just increase the ticket price by $50 when they add it.

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4 months

@KadriSens Maybe it’s a gesture of goodwill between capital cities, like the way China will lend pandas to DC but this one is with a defenseman.

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2 months

@usopen Where can I binge the rest of Season One?

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@DrakeGatsby Can I bring my kids and dog?

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@swiftoursonggg How many days would it take me to get out of the parking lot after the show?

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1 year

@Orioles @pennington Instead of just the script B, can you do the entire word Baltimore across the outfield in that font?

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4 months

@rodger The closer you get to the equator, the bigger the hockey market. I won’t even debate it.

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@zachlanebryan Punk rock would like a word, Zach.

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@erallover It’s Mike, actually. I don’t know who told you my name was Connor.

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@VoteHarrisOut @yashar This you?

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@scavendish Two opening paragraphs. Nice. And not a single player name mentioned.

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@ZeroBlog30 Did none of them pay attention to Sarah Palin?

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7 months

@Codie_Sanchez Don’t do this; it’s unethical. If you want people’s ideas and advice, pay them.

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@mxmclain They should make this available to arrivals only.

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5 months

@chrisxmunn Just like with planes, Amtrak tickets go way up as the travel date gets closer for some reason. If I book something for several weeks from now, I can from DC to NYC for under $100.

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@Wimbledon @foofighters Obviously there to see people play live.

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@JonHeyman Is this bothering them more or less than the fences being moved out at Camden Yards? Like, if you had to rate it on a scale of how much they cried.

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1 year

@thepursuinglife I hear ya! I was JUST posting about this and I guess X is now putting posts about it in my timeline. It drives me crazy. Parents put their kids in organized sports and then make everything disorganized with their sideline coaching.

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1 year

Related to this, I was at one of the worst joystick coaching soccer games I’ve ever seen today. Three different coaches were yelling at kids. One of them kept telling stuff like, “What are you doing?!?!” at seven-year-olds. At least two parents were shouting specific

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4 months

@yegwave Like other Panthers, they seem unaware there’s an open guy in an Oilers jersey over there.

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4 months

@whybuddypregnan You’re there to call balls foul and fair along the first base line only. That’s what we’re paying you for.

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5 months

@NateSilver538 What do you think makes it weird? You’ve presented no real argument here.

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@3YearLetterman @KamalaHQ Fax your health care provider.

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@CleGuardians Well, you never should have exposed him in the Rule 5 because now he’s a Met and a legend of the game. SMH.

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@concertleaks $23 and it comes with a CD to boost album sales? I’m just trying to figure out the math here on a freakin’ $23 smoothie. Also, missed opportunity…her collab drink should be an espresso.

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@BaseballQuotes1 @TheSavBananas The Bananas never would have traded Mookie.

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4 months

@Shawna_Show @joebensonx @drop_dead_fed1 So even when we can afford things, we should never call out prices that seem high? Why are you coming at this guy with this attitude instead of just discussing it reasonably?

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@walsha A Monday night should do fine. March Madness ends on a Monday night every year. I don’t think it’s going to stop hockey fans from turning it on. As for casual fans, they might be less likely to have plans on a Monday than a weekend, so it’s all bad there either.

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6 months

@wyshynski Charlie Lindgren getting no respect with his league-leading 6 shutouts in 48 starts behind that Caps defense. :)

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Mike Holden

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1 year

@Codie_Sanchez I disagree with this in multiple ways. One of the most obvious ones as it relates to your niche is that hobbies could lead people to discover their next revenue stream, if business and revenue is all you’re interested in. It’s also ok to just do things you love. Your bio says

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@vrexec If I’m in Connecticut in this scenario (where I’ve lived in the past), my kids are going to public elementary and middle school at least. You pay a lot in taxes and get great public schools there. I’d be taking advantage of that.

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4 months

@kellykeegs I get it, she’s a draw. But the top two teams in the WNBA are playing on ABC right now. It’s a close game. Lots of talent, including Team USA members. You don’t find these other players entertaining enough to watch?

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Related to this, I was at one of the worst joystick coaching soccer games I’ve ever seen today. Three different coaches were yelling at kids. One of them kept telling stuff like, “What are you doing?!?!” at seven-year-olds. At least two parents were shouting specific

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3 months

@dieworkwear I anticipate these tweets will be featured in a viral ad for one of Ryan’s products within three days.

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@PopulismUpdates @Nihonpolitics I’d like to hear more about their platform.

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@IrradiatedMouse Sounds like a great way to train a workforce that focuses more on showing up than on doing the work. Meanwhile, the smartest kids are getting all their work done in less time and taking the occasional day off to recharge and work on their side hustle.

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@LevyBrain @drgurner @moseskagan Is that really a position of power if you’re taking honest notes and just reporting exactly what happened? I suppose there could be power if you wanted to manipulate things but I’d advise against it.

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@Orangecroc @emmaloffhagen Wow, that’s a completely new twist.

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@PopulismUpdates I’m going with the big ball of twine.

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@jpolly22 Don’t mess with this amazing tradition.

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@ChancellorTV Haha. Same. “I don’t mean to sound selfish, Coach, but I wanted ask…”

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@dieworkwear He lost me on number one. But I bet the ad revenue for his engagement bait post is killer.

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@kyliebytes This doesn’t even mention Gen X…just the way we like it.

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@CoachRevak I’m a former goalie and I’m really not sure what you mean. I didn’t even play at very high levels, but we practiced from all sorts of angles.

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Mike Holden

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@SMB_Attorney @bradford_hardin That’s putting all of it on the employee as the reason when plenty of times it’s the employer or circumstances outside the employee’s control (layoffs, restructuring, companies going under, people stuck in roles with no growth opportunities as companies change, salaries becoming

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@kenzianidiot Please let us know how the Olympic discussion turns out and if they have thoughts on what the location should be. I do like how it visits different cities but it costs them a ton and some venues just sit empty afterwards.

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3 months

@draysbay Yeah, but they actually put this one close to where people live.

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@chelseaonik I get my soy sauce from a bottle. There’s one in my fridge and then on the table in every sushi restaurant I visit. The fish do look fun though.

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@pheedypoops @emmaloffhagen It blew my mind the first time I heard it pronounced that way, and I'm fascinated by it. But I still say it the other way.

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@MasculineEgo_ Gammas and Sigmas > Alphas Just look at the examples: Tony Stark, Jack Sparrow, and Han Solo, and Bruce Wayne, James Bond, and John Wick. A bunch of badasses.

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@PitchingNinja You could bring him in as a set-up guy in the 7th or 8th and then move him to centerfield to shut it down in the 9th with his glove.

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Mike Holden

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@kleib323 It’s nice to see someone going to bat for Baltimore rather than just acting like the whole city is The Wire.

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GUNNAR. HENDERSON. 🤯

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@BeyondTheHalo Was there a call home at any point or an attempt to seat him elsewhere in the classroom?

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3 months

@bwags Did your source have anything to say about whether we should start moving up the aisle immediately after the plane arrives at the gate or wait our turn?

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4 months

@unusual_whales Elon Musk’s already had a secret baby with one.

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@msdanifernandez @lexxbarn I’ll tell you the same thing I’ve told others. Both of Kevin’s parents are actors. I know this because I’ve seen them both in a bunch of movies. That’s why they’re loaded.

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@ShukriWrights That gives them lots of time to buy a nice desk for the broadcast crew.

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@JoePompliano Yeah, his answer looks a little selfish 24 hours later if he knew he was taking the job when he called out the reporter.

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Mike Holden

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7 months

@KurtisCarman A lot of people pass through there after deciding to get the hell out of Dodge.

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Mike Holden

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2 months

I just want to say hi to my fellow $FUBO shareholders.

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1 year

@FoolishBB Kyle Bradish

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1 year

@Brodes81 @MLB Top Nielsen markets in the country:

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@Captain_C2 @bonobomindset But mine was fun.

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@skpNFT @crazyclipsonly I’ve seen him in a bunch of movies. I think Kevin’s dad is an actor.

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4 months

@KrangTNelson "Did you see me blow through that stop sign and then the crosswalk to help guarantee an on-time delivery?!"

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@kateefeldman Let’s see what it looks like in late August. But also, it’s more exciting when half the league isn’t out of the race by June.

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21 days

@j_hwkr @drgurner @extrafabulous Same thing with The Washington Post. Huge photo above the fold and one of the lead stories.

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3 months

@JoePostingg Even if they aren’t bad for me, I don’t like the way they make me feel. Sucralose especially makes me feel inflamed. I’ll take water!

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Mike Holden

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4 months

@JomboyMedia Mets are bringing some of the Savannah Bananas vibe to MLB lately.

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@ImSoSarah @QuickStartIntel Just because we ask about compensation in the initial call, doesn’t mean it’s the “only” thing we’re thinking about. It is 100% OK to ask about salary in that first call. We’re not looking for a hobby, we’re looking for a job and jobs pay money.

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@Brooks_Gate Can we build the new Camden Yards within walking distance of Hersheypark?

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@HuinGuillaume @Olympics @Paris2024 @FIBA @EquipeFRA These should be offered in multiples of three only.

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Mike Holden

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2 months

Raise your hand if you made the switch to @fuboTV this weekend. $FUBO

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4 months

@jon_bois I’m in. I bet we can trap it all under the heat dome.

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Mike Holden

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3 months

@primetimesc2 @USPS @USPSHelp This mail carrier sounds awesome. If he gets transferred off your route because of your complaint, he can come deliver our mail. As long as I get my stuff and he’s a safe driver, I don’t care if he wears a shirt or naps.

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Mike Holden

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3 months

@sportswithjohn Is that the big weight-loss drug everyone is doing? Olympic or something like that?

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Mike Holden

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3 months

@JoshhTerry I watched Ken Burns’ entire Civil War series while you wrote this tweet.

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Mike Holden

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4 months

@Plesac19 @Orioles I’d like to submit Grayson Rodriguez for your consideration. How far is he from being on the list?

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Mike Holden

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4 months

@2006illinifan @scottcarlinpt Unfortunately my approach isn’t air tight. It’s just probable.

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Mike Holden

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3 months

@vanillaopinions The list of worse things to spend this money on is a lot longer than the list of better things it could be spent on.

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Mike Holden

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3 months

@vanillaopinions It was that, maybe a sniper or a football player.

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