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29 days

The kids at school who got 100% attendance had an ice cream van come into school on Thursday (it was a ridiculously hot day) and all got an ice cream, the ones that had had a single day off had to sit in the boiling hot playground with nothing. I hate attendance based rewards

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How tf is this not discrimination against kids with health issues, and even ones who aren’t but eg have no control if their parents take them to school that day or send them in late (late kids also wouldn’t get the reward)

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29 days

I see the “life isn’t fair” fellas have found this post

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@ttmfrwts Same, we got letters to go to “attendance meetings” when the girls had 3 days off, they had a sick bug and were vomiting all day, how can an attendance meeting do anything about that 😒

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8 months

Can’t get over how hot that girl in the glasses is. Why aren’t we interviewing her about this

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Wind Street. Swansea. Put it in the Louvre

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29 days

A shame Jeremy Vine is too busy hastily deleting tweets to see this 😢

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@jeremy_peel Someone’s gonna tell you to switch on the TV and it’ll be at the exact point they’re reporting it on the news

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1 year

She’s such an amazing nurse she brought her dad back from the dead

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8 months

People say AI is bad but then how do you explain this

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1 year

Baby formula is kept padlocked on the shelves or behind counters so it can’t be stolen, but I guess the middle class deserve a free treat 🥰

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1 year

These are the vibes Holly Willoughby gives off to me

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8 months

The pose. The ass. The glasses. The hair. I’m in love

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29 days

@Guyhoneymoon Yeah I totally get that the school are really pressured to push attendance but this just seems so cruel

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1 year

No thanks I’ll stick with the classics

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1 year

Apple Watch will now track your mental health. #WWDC23 #watchOS10

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1 year

Indeed.

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1 year

Another brilliantly informed analysis from Twitter’s finest political mind

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8 months

No idea what’s happening in Oppenheimer, too busy looking at this girls perfect bum

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29 days

@1919ras Yeah man now we’re talking

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1 month

Came back for a little bit ☺️ anyone down for a game of whose husband has been DM’ing me

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7 months

Remember when Wilf was at the final bit and he was having a breakdown and Harry was just there like #Traitors #TraitorsUK

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1 year

I’d love to go to the cinema and do the Barbie/Oppenheimer double bill but I have 3 kids so instead I’ll watch them in a years time on TV in 10 minute intervals over the course of a month

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1 year

The i paper

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1 year

Labour are the real conservatives, says Starmer as he promises to protect 'our way of life'

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1 year

@HarryPhillips15 Fr she was so annoying in her stupid jumper. Bingbong though 💔

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24 days

Off to Wetherspoons (sorry to disappoint my FBPE followers 🙏)

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4 months

Got some good news today, my dad had his follow up appointment after his surgery and he’s free from cancer ❤️

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23 days

62 likes. Disappointing. If I was Pops O doing a bikini pic and “just asking questions” about trans kids I’d have 1000 likes. Alas

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24 days

Off to Wetherspoons (sorry to disappoint my FBPE followers 🙏)

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8 months

If I see one post today about “blowing the cobwebs off” when you’re simply going for a fucking walk I swear I -

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16 days

I hope that fella that looted Lush gets the knock on the door just as he’s sinking into his Creamy Candy bubble bar bath

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1 year

Just wanted everyone to know he existed, just like the model in this stock photo you stole lol

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1 year

@SuziAlveen Hi Lily. Glad you managed to take the time out of your day as a stock image model to post this for follows and RTs 💙

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3 months

Let’s do away with the niceties and just tell me what horrible task you want to burden me with

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3 months

when someone sends the standalone "hi how are you" message in teams it literally feels like entering some sort of hostage negotiation situation

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29 days

@BexCottey @cooperx86 You guys are getting bonuses?

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1 year

You can pinpoint the exact moment I died of cringe, it was when she drank from the bottle of wine, which is a thing that people definitely do

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24 days

The entire pitch for the #OpeningCeremony

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22 days

Opening your work emails after a week off is one of the worst feelings ever isn’t it

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28 days

I’m so sorry if any of my mutuals left nice comments on this tweet. Unfortunately I had to mute it a long time ago when the middle aged men started replying 🙏

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29 days

The kids at school who got 100% attendance had an ice cream van come into school on Thursday (it was a ridiculously hot day) and all got an ice cream, the ones that had had a single day off had to sit in the boiling hot playground with nothing. I hate attendance based rewards

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1 year

Imagining the underlined bits being sung in the style of the beastie boys

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3 months

Very strong contender for my favourite tweet of all time

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1 year

You’re playing devils advocate? Cool. I’m playing with my Sylvanian families. This hedgehog owns a windmill.

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Fucked around and found out is it

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1 year

@torlinnea Jeremy really said

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1 year

Do they not sell wine on the fucking boat or what

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@Cole00004 Her “having a break from Twitter” went as well as the Colgate landlords then lol

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29 days

@chipsfanatiker1 The levels they push attendance here are brutal 😞

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1 year

The fake nurse has changed her profile pic and added an extra e to her @, lol

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1 year

Hmm this sounds bad but I’ll wait and hear SuperTanskiii’s thoughts on it before I make up my mind

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1 year

'The police need powers to deal with Just Stop Oil and some of their tactics' @Keir_Starmer explains why Labour would not repeal a controversial new law which saw a number of people wrongly arrested on coronation Saturday

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3 months

Ive been trying to cut down on drinking so I drove to a house party today and after drinking non alcoholic wine for two hours I had to come home, does non drinking ever get easier or more fun

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1 year

6 y/o just told me a joke: why did the cow fly to space Me (quite pleased with my quick witty response): To go to the MOOn? 6 y/o: No. Because he was a space cow.

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1 year

Been to Specsavers for my routine eye test and pleased to report I can continue being a four eyed dork 🤓

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1 year

I love this absolutely killjoy comment attached to this lighthearted tweet

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1 year

You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to Matty Healy

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29 days

@JMS78 Absolutely same, it’s so messed up. I know the schools are under pressure for attendance but this send them in no matter what mentality just means everyone is unwell all the time

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1 year

@godlikemind Yes, surprised there haven’t been more tweets about it tbh

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24 days

I got bored watching the opening ceremony and drank too much cheap wine

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1 year

Post the same actor in two roles that show their range

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1 year

Post the same actor in two roles that show their range

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Me returning to the table after doing a tactical vom in the Wetherspoons loos

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1 year

The way Chris Moyles had the absolutely audacity to call Nicola the ugly ginger one when she looked like this

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Cadbury roses if they slayed:

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8 months

Mom got me these today, didn’t know they existed any more, whoooo remembers etc

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23 days

Waking up and remembering I did Twitter beef last night

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29 days

The absolute peace of hitting that mute button once the tweet starts getting too much engagement

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1 month

Twice now at school my daughter has been moved down in the class behaviour chart for needing the bathroom within one hour of returning from lunch. If they ask to go within the first hour of school starting, the first hour after lunch or break it’s unacceptable

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2 months

Yes, I hear labour are going to win by a landslide. Concerning.

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Anyone else got a bad feeling about this?

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1 year

Does anyone else notice their serious lack of social life so much more when the sun is shining or is it just me

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1 year

Getting off the log flume at Alton Towers in your poncho like

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@JoseBMcG The money I would pay for a bum like that 😫

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1 year

Genuinely don’t get why anyone who was actually interested in politics would follow her. She offers no informative insights whatsoever, every single tweet is a variation of “tories bad, labour good” with a few “edgy” swears thrown in

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1 year

Nobody tells you this but when you get past the age of 35 you become the sort of person that leaves reviews on the internet after you’ve visited places

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1 year

I am missing getting to do exercise classes (just no time any more) but me and the boy got 2 hours of walking done today

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4 months

I’m at a bottomless brunch thing and I’ve accumulated too many drinks

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8 months

My parents are here and I’ve had to come hide upstairs as they always buy the kids a ridiculous ridiculous amount of gifts no matter what I say and I find it so stressful and overwhelming

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1 year

Kids be giving me this smile these days 😭

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1 month

Maccies on the ramp

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What is the world's most beautiful building?

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I’m at this castle and there’s a sign that says like pls be careful I’m fragile and crumble easily and if I hear another millennial walk past and say haha same I’m going to kms in front of them

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16 days

Hopefully someone on here who has been gleefully tweeting about attending far right protests, and spewing racist hate is about to enter the “find out” stage of “fuck around and find out” 🙂

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@floellaumbagabe

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@JontyUpNorth There has never been a more perfect woman I fear

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8 months

9 y/o asked if she wants the cheap ham for her lunch sandwich or the fancy Xmas ham, she’s immediately suspicious of the fancy ham so her younger sister goes and investigates and I just heard her reporting back “Chloe….its actually not very fancy”

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Still can’t get over this photo of my son where he looks like he’s the next heir to the throne in 1400s England

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