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@jumiliciouz
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1 year
@instablog9ja This is why you should start your rebellion early.
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@jumiliciouz
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@bbhena @urchilla01 That's why obi is coming so u can get good education and know how to comprehend words.
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@jumiliciouz
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@ronkizzle93 Women really need to start treating infertile men they way they treat infertile women. If she don go village square to announce to the world that her husband is not infertile & leave the marriage it will save her all these stress.
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@jumiliciouz
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11 months
@esihle_ndima This is like stripping your partner naked in front of the whole world. 🤮
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@jumiliciouz
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4 years
You still have an unemployed toddler in your house? Can't be me. Mine is already earning minimum wage, by the time he's 18yrs old, he will have 18yrs work experience.
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@jumiliciouz
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1 year
@Wizarab10 I married a first son and it never stops. It's essentially his live long mission.
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@bunmola2010 @Chrissy__Dee It's Nigerian men that are not violent too?
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@Kikiii________ Someone getting tired of you doesn't mean you're doing something wrong. Take into account the 80:20 rule
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11 months
@Benn_X1 When do we extent this "goodwill" to sex workers?
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@jumiliciouz
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5 years
@The_Florentyna To crown it all she's leaving tomorrow morning 😂😂
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@jumiliciouz
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11 months
@bttrfly_bttrfly @Olajvde Don't tell me u guys left without a fight? Cos I'd go to prison oloun
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@jumiliciouz
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1 year
@Brancy19 @symply_kim No seyi said that. Venita said I can't be part of this
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@jumiliciouz
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1 year
@mykvision @JasonNjoku Appointment will not reach u tho. You go drink groceries tire
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@jumiliciouz
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11 months
@HEssentia Why was I expecting him to eat the ram at the end of the video?
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1 year
@slamzino1 @finesseonsight You people will stay in your agbole and be saying rubbish. Do we have any proper public transport system? Comparing your self with cities that have timed buses, trains and trams?.
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@jumiliciouz
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@moyoscooooo It's originally from Norway
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@Bubee_O Atleast we v shame 🫢
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@jumiliciouz
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3 years
@Pharm_Emem What if I just don't like stupid, unrealistic and bad plot series like zee world?? Get rid of the bitterness
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@jumiliciouz
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1 year
He's a yoruba boy BTW, Ajibola Odunsanya. All you had to do was Google his name & run for your life. His crimes are in the open.
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11 months
@Bornakang And I......op
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1 year
@supple @DiamondHope__ This is still the misinformation she's talking about. Your Mum is among 2% which doesn't change the real reality.
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@AkConglomerate @ChampagneYemi @LuckyGoldx Obsession is not healthy. It's a mental disorder
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4 years
@DanielFaithArts My reflex action would v been a broken nose for him. Oloun gbo
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1 year
@desysthots Get over yourself.
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@jumiliciouz
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10 months
@adegbolasam Hopefully y'all will apologise to Shola some day
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2 years
@MERKE15 @fncmullin @TMZ For the last time, she's monied & a big deal
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3 years
@Cakewitch_eris @_The_Immortal Or trying to level up for the gram too. That's what pushes most of them into fraud
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@koredemanuel @stephdigital @Babajide_Chad Are they the govt of turkey too?
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2 years
@jey_mahone @ohenzyko Did I just see band??
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4 years
@OlisaOsega Atleast we re already assured of 100% hygiene
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11 months
@glrpatricks If I'm paying the hospital bills, dt child is will be bearing my father's name.
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1 year
@ozzyetomi "He will find his mother when he grows up" 😂😂😂
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@MayorofUmuahia @CaptainArinze My rich friends were home schooled. Them no born the alfa well
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@fisayoade_ Just say u hate multi tasking
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@okeyjames To "bag me". Must be groceries
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5 months
@sugabelly @shes_rADIAnt The two women standing in camilla's way ended up dead within months of each other. Interesting.
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@janezuby @symply_kim Loved that venita walked away.
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@veeiye Doyin doing the lord's work for vee 😭😭😭😭
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@Shomicita @ajokeola__ Same way the woman had a choice to lay with a married man is same way the wife has a choice to do whatever she deems fit.
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@jumiliciouz
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A master, call me Sensei.
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@IkukuomaC David is tinubu's worst night mare
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@TheOliviaMead A perfect villain origin story imo 😂😂😂
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1 year
@OneJoblessBoy I can't wait for the Americans he's twerking for to turn on him 🙏
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@Paul_Desii @The_McCoy @FunmiKolz @Sisi_Yemmie If u know thier culture then you will know it's misogny. Who will kill thier child cos of dowry? She should kuku remain single instead.
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@Cathal_Dennehy Why are you so obsessed with her??. Maybe eat some sugar so you can have some sweetness and happiness in your miserable life.
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@jumiliciouz
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@FoluShaw Whuttt! 😱😱😱. EFCC is collecting proceeds of hardwork ni?
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1 year
@OmoGbajaBiamila And u expect things to go back to normal after this election ?
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5 years
@PureMinD__ Easier said. As he was a dead beat from afar, u can also forgive him from afar. Let everyone reap their labor
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@jumiliciouz
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You don't see Christians reminding us every eke day That Christianity is a religion of peace. Something is wrong somewhere
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Islam is a religion of peace. Anything aside that is not Islam.
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@sugarfallsss @Kikiii________ Your partner doing 80% of wt u want and u meeting someone dt does the 20% she doesn't do. You get carried away thinking she's full package till u realize she's not.
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@jumiliciouz
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@T_nsofor My spirit animal 😂😂😂. With 5 grandchildren without marriage, she shouldn't even v a say in family meetings not to talk of slut shaming.
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@jumiliciouz
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@Aunty_Les This tweet still stands. Let your parents respect your choice and not let them use "what will people say" to bend you.
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1 year
@instablog9ja This is why you should start your rebellion early.
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@iamcardib Where are the pple saying cardi is not black?
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@Nobsdaslushhkid Seyi n pere 🫶🫶
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@iam__temmyy @FoluShaw But that's what they say na. Hard working independent ladies 🙄🙄😪😂
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@lollypeezle Talking down your child cos of something as easy as I can't afford it is good parenting? He even added a Lil slut shaming and u don't see anything bad in dt?.
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1 year
@imoteda @Hik4y_ Best thing to do is change the child's name to yours.
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@jumiliciouz
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1 year
My dad's cousin died, a top shot in NITEL but guess worth? His wife n kids were unable to access his gratuity & benefits cos he used his brother as next of kin and he refused to sign for it to be paid to them. Ur wife is not Ur family pple, just knw that na ur kids go suffer am.
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Let’s flip the coin, if you have all your properties and wealth in your moms name and then you die…what happens to your family (wife and kids)? You’ll leave them at the mercy of your mother?
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@jumiliciouz
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2 years
@Hiskindustadha Yes we are Islamophobic and we have every right to be. Bugg off with the gaslighting
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@fatima_burgess @krashworks Not everyone from Africa is black.
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Yoruba people complain about igbo & ipob all day but I'm yet to see ipob coming to yoruba land to kill people brazenly the way fulani herdsmen have been ravaging our region. But guess who the "omo gidi yorubas" align with?
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@jumiliciouz
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2 years
@khmlXX Factsss. You can argue soyinka all u want but beht none of his books can be compared to Achebes.
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2 years
@BMazoya The lord said the riches of the gentiles shall be yours 🙏🙏
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@jumiliciouz
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4 years
@Okey31084990 @SEzekwesili Your father's house lol, what if her stake in the property is 70% and ur beloved daddy's contribution is just 30%? Still your father's house? Don't go and hustle ur own house. Ode
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@jumiliciouz
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@_jusstjoan @Aya_Kleo "We" she thinks she matters in the food chain.
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@jumiliciouz
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2 years
@BrymOlawale Can you guys stop engaging him??. Please ignore him into oblivion, y'all did the same for sega, do same for him to
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@jumiliciouz
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This you? Abi dem no share the igbo women beauty reach your side??.
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@arinzejj @Morris_Monye Or blame the middlemen
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@SpecialBoee @DavidHundeyin It's the same women supporting them & saying kini kan trans right. Will men support you if it were to be the other way round? You won't even stand a chance not to talk of winning
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@tweetwithashlee @sanusiaunfiltrd Have u asked yourself why our kids are more healthy than thiers??.
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@Morris_Monye At this point, Adeboye is going to lead the bill for social media regulations lol 😂😂😂😂😂
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@the_ancor @General_Oluchi There is no positive side to this. Imagine working hard and also having a support system? Example is Davido
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@deeee1111111 @miss_debeham These people are schooling in Ukraine ffs. What's wrong with u guys?
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@ulxma You get to share grandkids too 😭😭😭😭
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@TheUnagi_ I don't understand korra's hype. She was utterly useless
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@owojeloche For people wandering......"Aunty-biotic".
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@FoluShaw I don't follow ozzy but I saw that tweet. So what are you on about??
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@TheSabiRadio Boys,boys,boys but you're the one in a ship with your younger brother. I don't know how someone can be so beautiful but ugly inside
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@The_Seeker76 @YtonaDa We warned, we spoke, they said its only for the rich. The vat increase is only on luxury items, I guess phone call is a luxury now
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@hayateey1 This is disgusting coming from a woman. Funny enough thier elites don't marry off Der children at tender age. I mean how old was Zahra Buhari when she got married?
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@Temmie_oreoluwa @miss_ezeani Your brain is working in reverse
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@Fswglory Fighting his family = Venita. We know
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@MarcelSaint2 @K7BILA You're everywhere defending them, are u a founding member?
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@Biodun_OG @Wizarab10 @Leosignature Lmaooo, you've never been to private schools in Nigeria niyen
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@lexyy4real @damisiabijo You've been everywhere on twitter writing this. You don't have shame?
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@justcynthia_o It be your own person 😂🫢😭
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@AugustThe4th @DavidHundeyin This happen so often for it to be a coincidence. Sisters advising their brothers against sending thier children to school while vigorously training thiers.
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@thatafrikanboy Hilda awolowo is rolling in her grave right now. Or seyi is trying to pander to alpha-toxic misogynists? Or he thought that's what is still keeping him in the house?
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@Sunshineo4de @BaNkSeA14 @mdmills79 @MilkyLazarus Ma'am its not that deep. And you throwing predatory in there doesn't help either. Women should learn to say no & own thier worth
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@WonderVaughn @Sinflowerblues If you look closely you will see that These women's lips are barely touching the kid's own?
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@reikeiyah @Jollz @zikokomag Lol, rule 1; never tell a guy u stay alone
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@TheSabiRadio This girl is not ok 😭😭😭😭
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@jumiliciouz
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4 years
@Morris_Monye If u check very well, he had a wife dt he abandoned to marry the lady with 5 children. Happens every time
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@veeiye See why you're my fave 😂😂
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@Tellemmmmm Children are not good people 😂😂😂😂
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@Morris_Monye Penis didn't destroy anyone. How they used it destroyed them
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@SirJarus @lourd4lanre With lots of contract kickbacks. Don't omit that important part. Heck some even award the contract to themselves
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