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@Olajvde

3 years

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@Olajvde

4 years

We had to beg senators that earn 29m a month to approve 30k minimum wage. LMAOOOOO. We have allowed nonsense in this country fam.

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@Olajvde

6 years

Does she have to fight off four defenders for 1hr 30mins twice a week for months?. No?. Shut up.

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6 years

J-Lo turned 49 yesterday 😍 Diego Costa is only 29 👀

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@Olajvde

4 years

"Sorry pastor, SARS Officials took my tithe"

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@Olajvde

5 years

65 goals in 39 games. If De Gea die, na goals kill am 😭

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@Olajvde

2 years

The restaurants. The restaurants are the biggest winners in all this. Dem go boil half of N400 spag give you for 30k. Because dem arrange leaf ontop.

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@Olajvde

7 months

Must have been hell in the 1800s. You fit just de Ketu de prepare to sleep around 11pm, make Oyo empire invade the town off people.

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@Olajvde

4 years

Go buy facemask, you no hear. I buy you two, you no wear. New strain don catch you, you don murd. Now look at us, in the mud

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4 years

Where are the poets Compose a poem from this picture.

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@Olajvde

4 months

Sat beside this lady in a bus past week. Was playing COD in traffic, everytime I got shot, she giggled. A true hater.

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@Olajvde

1 year

Me I'm insecure o, don't show people our bumbum

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@Olajvde

6 years

RIP to the Nigerians that lost their lives this year to. The herdsmen Boko Haram SARS Or The Otedola bridge Fire.

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@Olajvde

3 years

Touch not your anointed, but your anointed wan de touch me Jesus.

Óbóñg Èmem, QBE

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3 years

Yes or No?

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@Olajvde

6 years

If you. Then you don't Don't love. Deserve me Me at my. At my

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@Olajvde

4 years

New Series: Two weeks to live

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@Olajvde

6 years

This is the person threatening Kanye.

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@Olajvde

5 years

Kalu a known thief, walking majestically out of court after being convicted. While Sowore is being strangled before our very eyes.

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5 years

PHOTO NEWS Ex Gov. Orji Uzor Kalu in court after his sentencing.

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@Olajvde

2 years

Fine dining = Iced Okra dipped in Soy Sauce.

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@Olajvde

2 years

The restaurants. The restaurants are the biggest winners in all this. Dem go boil half of N400 spag give you for 30k. Because dem arrange leaf ontop.

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@Olajvde

4 months

N100 meat be like nano sim 💔

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@Olajvde

3 years

October 1st

BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly

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3 years

When is Satan birthday?

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@Olajvde

2 years

Mendy was unemployed for a while. We are beginning to see why

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@Olajvde

4 years

The material he is wearing is fire resistant.

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@Olajvde

6 years

If Falz comot the video, we go upload am back.

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@Olajvde

2 years

If i earn 300k per month and buy 30k spag for you, i went to work for three days to be able to afford that. Calling me broke for not wanting to spend money like that has zero effect on me. Ka block ara wa

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@Olajvde

3 years

Make FlutterWave reply Sanwo with "????". Make TL scatter

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@Olajvde

2 years

@callmelocomami @Hoodville_

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@Olajvde

3 years

Sabena don born?

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@Olajvde

2 years

In conclusion: My auditor dad will fall to his knees in Redeem camp and weep if he hear say i buy one plate of 30k spag give person. 🤣🤣

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@Olajvde

6 years

What is this man signing?. The way Trump is grinning. Someone please check? 😫😫😫😫

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@Olajvde

2 years

@DidiX11_ @tancredipalmeri @liam_twomey

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@Olajvde

6 years

When you get too old to roam around with university cultists, you join your mates in FSARS.

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@Olajvde

6 years

Bruh. Igbo girls are too fine.

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@Olajvde

3 years

"Put your hands on my shhhhoouuulll"

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@Olajvde

5 years

Tammy Abraham equals Rashford's best ever goal tally twice in his first season with zero penalties. You love to see it.

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@Olajvde

9 years

Everytime Breastmilk... u no de cook soup?????? http://t.co/vTTAcrvsax

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@Olajvde

3 years

GEJ wasn't this terrible abeg. I follow yab am for 2015. I was a fool with zero knowledge of history

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@Olajvde

2 years

Naso person come tell us say "prawn shouldn't be easily accessible" These restaurants de bamboozle una

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@Olajvde

4 years

Lastly please, we need to talk to Nollywood. They have to dead this idea that the police can just waltz into your compound and arrest you without warrants. Stop putting dreads on "Bad boys" in your movies. Educate the people. You are a mirror.

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@Olajvde

5 years

Twitter was fun until yall started sleeping with each other.

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@Olajvde

2 years

Eat at Jevenik. You go spend o, but dem go pack pot of soup give you 🤭 One of my women ( @auntybisi_ ) took me. I almost faint

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@Olajvde

6 years

Torreira > Kante didn't even last 1hr 30mins 😂😂😂

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@Olajvde

4 years

How can a country sell crude oil actively for 60+ years and still be in abject poverty?

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@Olajvde

2 years

Fine dining una.

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@Olajvde

7 months

Enter rooms, wipe everybody cutlass

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@Olajvde

6 years

Wireless earphones have been around for years. Now if I don't have the Apple type I'm poor?

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@Olajvde

4 years

"Hardship Allowance, 50% of Bullshit" Or whatever B.S means.

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@Olajvde

2 years

@ProbablyDafe They added chinese to make it look exotic.

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@Olajvde

4 years

They get 800k a month for entertainment. Are they making it rain on strippers? Na ment.

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@Olajvde

3 years

N1m was $1.5m in 1981? 😭😭😭

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@Olajvde

4 years

They won't pay Doctors, they won't Lecturers. Nawa! Zero regard for the well being of the people. No wonder Ex-governors fight for senatorial seats. Soft money.

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@Olajvde

5 years

Remember that guy that said he told a Nigerian babe "Please contribute " during sex? 😂😂😂😂

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@Olajvde

4 years

Apart from this. We still buy new cars for them. Nigeria didn't have ventilators when the Corona crisis started. But we had money to buy 2020 camrys for them that same month.

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@Olajvde

7 months

@Makinboel I for don de piss for body

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@Olajvde

6 years

Ribery: 122 goals in 12 years Robben: 143 goals in 10 years Hazard: 100 goals in 6 years Guess who the football twitter is tagging a fraud? 😁😁

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@Olajvde

4 years

INCREASE THE SALARIES OF THE POLICE. SO THEY LEAVE US ALONE. You can't give Assault rifles to hungry people with families and expect them to not rob people. Pay them properly and renovate the barracks. Selah!

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@Olajvde

4 years

90+ minutes vs Liverpool 90+ minutes vs Barnsley 90+ minutes vs WestBrom 90+ minutes vs Spurs Lampard wants to kill this boy.

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@Olajvde

5 years

Rashford said "Chelsea saw our new style today" after the first match 😂😂😂

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@Olajvde

4 years

Firefighters enter flames 20 times hotter than this and come out without burns. Is that one jazz too? Lmaooooo

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@Olajvde

7 months

@Spesh_OG Bro, back then life expectancy fit be like 25 years tops for men. Cus they take them out first

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@Olajvde

4 years

"Offering nko?" Na wetin i take enter Napep go house. Praise the lord.

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@Olajvde

4 months

Like we were in that hot bus, exchanging arm sweat and she was hating. 😌

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@Olajvde

5 years

State Governors and local govt Chairmen get away with incompetency because Nigerians blame the FG for most stuff

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@Olajvde

4 years

When Eden Hazard met Neuer btw 🥰🔥

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@Olajvde

4 months

@Oye_ken My self esteem tanked. Cus a sniper was working overtime 😭😭

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@Olajvde

7 months

But really, how do you tell someone you care about to be going to his/her house?

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@Olajvde

4 years

If you're coming to defend Jazz, bring proof that can't be debunked. This is 2020, People walk into Volcanoes now to take pictures. All these ones are basic daredevil stunts. ✌

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@Olajvde

5 years

He was supposed to say "Nice breast shape "

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@Olajvde

2 years

@Docyode People are wasting money bro

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@Olajvde

4 years

"WEaR tHe CloTH aND eNtER fIRe" Send me money to show you dear. I can loose it and sew buba. Since your school fees was a waste.

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@Olajvde

5 years

League Goals conceded Leno - 26 Kepa - 25 Battle of the frauds

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3 years

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@Olajvde

1 year

@mr__topson Me I'm a baddie too. She won't want me

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@Olajvde

7 months

Dora Akunyili escaped so many assassination attempts trying to stop these people. NAFDAC fell off

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@Olajvde

5 years

This cunt is against social media cus it almost led to his downfall a few months ago.

Chemical Brother 👌

@chemicalbrodar

5 years

This is the face of someone trying to ruin this country #NOTOSOCIALMEDIABILL

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@Olajvde

4 years

Reason he was squating to protect his legs.

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@Olajvde

4 years

There are fire resistant fabrics. You can literally order them online.

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@Olajvde

4 years

Cuppy has improved so much 👏

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@Olajvde

4 years

Dj Cuppy ft Stonebwoy is pure flames 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@Olajvde

4 years

Government that is hoarding indominn will send SEALs to rescue you? LMAOOOOOOO

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@Olajvde

4 months

@iamKristil Na everybody I go toast? 🤭 Plus I'm shy af.

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@Olajvde

3 years

@BrownKaftan Is the motherland respecting herself? 😪

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@Olajvde

2 years

Cahill and Terry used to dive in face first to block shots. Intentionally. CBs have finish in this world.

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@Olajvde

7 years

When Sweden is playing Denmark... It's SWE - DEN… The remaining letters not used is DEN - MARK

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@Olajvde

6 years

No Eden Hazard slander will ever make sense to me. Do you people watch this guy at all?

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@Olajvde

9 years

You laugh at your parents when they ask for help with new technology\phones, but they taught you to use a spoon

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@Olajvde

5 years

@Beesberry The horse is looking down at him like WTF dude?

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@Olajvde

2 years

Mendy I'm sorry 😭 But you need to get your head in the game ffs.

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@Olajvde

3 years

Matching PJs everywhere like say una be dance crew

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@Olajvde

8 months

You're literally working for your rent and feeding. Nothing else

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Bruhhh! This is the worst economy to try to figure your life out.

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@Olajvde

2 years

We have two RBs , four CBs, two LBs Same as every other club. What is this rubbish talk about defenders fgs? You people de muse me tbh

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@Olajvde

7 months

You will hear "You're bringing another girl over yea?"

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@Olajvde

4 years

Lol

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4 years

Otedola Bridge when a tanker is approaching it

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@Olajvde

6 years

"Did Pedro just run past the ball?"

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@Olajvde

6 years

Just stop calling people poor. It's insensitive AF.

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@Olajvde

3 months

Abdul 🈴

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Arsenal’s defence crumbling like this after completely dominating the Premier League is an indication of how completely overrated the PL is.

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@Olajvde

3 years

This is the midfield trio that is terrorizing you people in La Ligo? These old men?

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@Olajvde

8 years

VLC has encountered a problem with Windows... 😒😒

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@Olajvde

4 years

Official Wallpaper 😊 #EndSARS

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@Olajvde

4 years

Arsenal football club as a whole has been too happy of late. Jesus fix it.

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