@Harri_obi
Till tomorrow, all my external relatives are asking if I won’t finish school because anytime they reach, “I am in class, I will call You back”
@FindingKan
A friend’s babe became unreachable around 9pm, he drove to her home and packed till 1am. Babe said she came home by 12 midnight, Baba told her he was at there home till 1am. Aunty responded with “I can’t remember vividly because I had so much alcohol”.
@eddyfontaine
I remember my ex and I not talking for a day because I asked her to revise her business plan when all she initially submitted was a money list. We argued on why the list can not pass for a business plan. Anyway, mekwe ended the matter by day 3 and the budget was approved without
I pray I marry into a family filled with love. I want to marry into a family where I feel like they’re my second parents and siblings. I want to marry a kind partner, one that is kind and remains kind even when things aren’t going well.
You are definitely going to be marrying
@GbengaWemimo
Someone wanted to build a wooden bridge across a swamp in Lagos. The community leaders said he has to buy the land of. Oga bought it and decided to toll it, the guy put Aboki and police in charge of the bridge even community leaders must pay to cross.
@SamuelOtigba
My mum ran a popular restaurant in Oshodi known as Golden Fish in the 90s, she will tell you straight up, "your staff will look for a way to steal from you" but those who go overboard are the ones you should kick out.
@IzzyBecky
@Da_RealDaniel
Well, last time she attempted was with my little sister who 24. She caught the slippers, walked to my mum, gave the slippers to her and said "mummy, you are getting old, you need to calm and be resting more".
@Laura_Osede
I was on a weight journey before we met and I continued. I had dropped weight and lost about 11kg in 3 months but you want me to drop 30kg in 2month. Hence the word “fast enough”.
Dear followers, are you willing to build and live in a home like this if I told you it is 30% cheaper than you average cost of building with bricks and block?
This is made out of shipping containers.
@Da_RealDaniel
Africa mother had a secret cell where they were trained in counter-insurgency Technics and crippling their operation. My mum has over 30years of experience in the field, she is getting retired when the last child graduates from the University in December.
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Oloni's thread reminds me of an incident 16 years ago. A relative was getting married to this beautiful lady, one aunty acted like she was dancing with the couple during a rowdy dance session, wipe Bros face with a white handkerchief. Bros didn't go home with his wife.
@BigMoyorshola
Hello
@BigMoyorshola
, please forgive my tardiness. Sure, we can get to know each other. By this time you see this, I will be in your DM waiting.
@Natashanotables
@Harri_obi
Omo, I am already going through a lot.
Secondly, when my dad died, non of them made an attempt to support my family even when they had the means to.
@the___MO
@FindingKan
I agree except that her sister sent a message to her sister’s fiancé asking if she slept over because she didn’t come home and didn’t inform her or her parents about not coming.
@ChrisHaze_
@YarKafanchan
@segalink
My female friends in Abuja don't like to stay out late in Abuja when they will be driving back alone. According to both of them, you will likely be harassed by the Nigeria police and called a runs girl.
@Kemisanwo
@brodamike07
She is a sweet person, we went out during the period "under review" and the reaction was great. I got surprise encouragement gifts here and there. She is still a sweet person but maybe I just wasn't the very best fit for the man she wanted.
One minute, you are on Twitter laughing away and the next minute you are struggling for breath and for your life.
The last 24hours has got me saying “Thank you, Father” nonstop.
Thank you, my Lord Jesus
I love how Uzor Arukwe and Enyinna Nwigwe are winning after coming back into the movie industry several years after being away. From Old nolly to New nolly.
Na Chigozie Atuanya and Nonso Diobi remain.
Dear HR professionals, it will be great to manage the number of time or hours you keep job seekers. Saturday interview or over the phone interview should be an option.
@shinaamusan84
@lohyce_
@Clan_Clueless
I am sad when people especially ladies say things like "the man must have done something to make the woman change". Must men always be the SCUM, there are women that are nice, after marriage they become something else.
@OgbeniDipo
A few years ago, we had to rush a friend to the hospital at 10pm after he ate brownies. We were lucky to save him. Always, tell people if you have extra ingredients in your brownies.