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Lagos, Nigeria
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@MayorofUmuahia
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Single, unmarried and searching
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Single, Searching, Unmarried & Divorced people Quote with a picture/ video let somebody find you ❤😘😍 Don't air me please..
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No, I am not. She said I was not losing weight as fast as she had anticipated.
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Are you still with that person you started this year with?🫵🏽
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@Biidemiii I like it. I don’t know about other people.
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The “other hand” is out.
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@MailafiyaRache3 Okay Mrs Nwaubani
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@GrillsAmori Mummy Somto, you caught me. I am so sorry for straying off.
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@MrAdeWest I saw them this evening at Adeniji Adele in their bus counting money like petrol attendant about to reconcile their account.
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@Harri_obi Till tomorrow, all my external relatives are asking if I won’t finish school because anytime they reach, “I am in class, I will call You back”
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@Jesulayomii Don’t let the other hand stop you from meeting the love of your life. 😎
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@adura_g @AndyjnrUmaru That’s what happens when you find yourself and live at peace.
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@FindingKan A friend’s babe became unreachable around 9pm, he drove to her home and packed till 1am. Babe said she came home by 12 midnight, Baba told her he was at there home till 1am. Aunty responded with “I can’t remember vividly because I had so much alcohol”.
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@nneoma_dr You drew the first blood, mummy fired an RPG during the pillow fight.
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@eddyfontaine I remember my ex and I not talking for a day because I asked her to revise her business plan when all she initially submitted was a money list. We argued on why the list can not pass for a business plan. Anyway, mekwe ended the matter by day 3 and the budget was approved without
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@dammyspencer @Babypeng_ Protect your kids both male and female.
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I pray I marry into a family filled with love. I want to marry into a family where I feel like they’re my second parents and siblings. I want to marry a kind partner, one that is kind and remains kind even when things aren’t going well. You are definitely going to be marrying
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@odiyaya Did you ask what radio station he would love to listen to and if the AC temperature was okay. 😂😂😂
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@beautiful_Akudo Asin... If I was the one that said this to her, I would have landed on Ife's IG page.
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@Bif0m I’m not Kunle Remi
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@thepamilerin They are rehearsing for abroad life.
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@irizzzy_ @shimataver My babe made it sound like I didn't want to help her. Business is Business.
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@GbengaWemimo Someone wanted to build a wooden bridge across a swamp in Lagos. The community leaders said he has to buy the land of. Oga bought it and decided to toll it, the guy put Aboki and police in charge of the bridge even community leaders must pay to cross.
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Why am I just hearing Bandana by Fireboy DML and Asake. That’s a tune.
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@fannyb_esta Mrs Esther Nwaubani, you don catch honey, let go home.
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@SamuelOtigba My mum ran a popular restaurant in Oshodi known as Golden Fish in the 90s, she will tell you straight up, "your staff will look for a way to steal from you" but those who go overboard are the ones you should kick out.
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@CynthiaIgobah Sadly, yes 😭
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@IzzyBecky @Da_RealDaniel Well, last time she attempted was with my little sister who 24. She caught the slippers, walked to my mum, gave the slippers to her and said "mummy, you are getting old, you need to calm and be resting more".
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Currently watching Blood Covenant and i am having a good laugh.
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@Swadechic Breast and Slit.
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@Laura_Osede I was on a weight journey before we met and I continued. I had dropped weight and lost about 11kg in 3 months but you want me to drop 30kg in 2month. Hence the word “fast enough”.
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@pricelessnetta What information do you need. More pictures of the case?
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@Yetigold Yes, mama Emeka. Do you want me buy Sardine too because you know Emeka and Ewa like sardine a lot when they want to eat bread.
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@Pattypaid They gather at Oando station, Marina and spend their time ordering and driving the surge high. All e-hailing guys are guilty of this.
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@Harri_obi Yes oo. SIFAX, Marriot,Ikeja and other businesses
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Dear followers, are you willing to build and live in a home like this if I told you it is 30% cheaper than you average cost of building with bricks and block? This is made out of shipping containers.
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@omah_petite They didn't rollout the bouncing castle (evacuation slide) for you all to use since the ladder refused to drop.
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@Da_RealDaniel Africa mother had a secret cell where they were trained in counter-insurgency Technics and crippling their operation. My mum has over 30years of experience in the field, she is getting retired when the last child graduates from the University in December.
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Understanding your environment, TAM and core audience is a critical recipe needed to grow your market share. Looking for a brand and marketing communications consultant? Send a DM now.
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Oloni's thread reminds me of an incident 16 years ago. A relative was getting married to this beautiful lady, one aunty acted like she was dancing with the couple during a rowdy dance session, wipe Bros face with a white handkerchief. Bros didn't go home with his wife.
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@Davidbanksz Na to dey give nurse balloon test before they touch my derriere.
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@yabaleftonline Independence Tunnel, Maryland
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@Boukeey_ No vex but we are all in the same fellowship group, Singles and Unmarried
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@simply_queenmo More like father of 3 but in the not too distant future.
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@yabaleftonline Jibowu/Empire road
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@BigMoyorshola Hello @BigMoyorshola , please forgive my tardiness. Sure, we can get to know each other. By this time you see this, I will be in your DM waiting.
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@Babygal2mami @Josh__IK They also avoid going to other areas like festac, Ojo, Navy Town and very recently Ipaja, Ikotun axis at night.
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@Stee_vane I was going to complain that why spent some much resources and time doing this but then, I remembered it's not my money. *Drinks water*
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@switbutpsyco 😅😅😅 Mine is “Duly noted”
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Take 2
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@Oludeewon Kindly note, Seek is an app and Jora is another job search app. Don’t come and type I can’t find seek and jora app
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@NeneOnitsha Jowi and Chico and Obi, all of them be high tension.
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Who has seen the movie 4th Republic, I just saw a good movie.
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@Natashanotables @Harri_obi Omo, I am already going through a lot. Secondly, when my dad died, non of them made an attempt to support my family even when they had the means to.
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@drWendiee I never marry and I wan marry.
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@Akaypeeee @eddyfontaine I found redemption but the relationship don end over 5 years ago.
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What’s your weekend plan? Work ✅ Wedding Sleeping Being lazy Cooking Traveling
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@the___MO @FindingKan I agree except that her sister sent a message to her sister’s fiancé asking if she slept over because she didn’t come home and didn’t inform her or her parents about not coming.
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@WilliamMarvel So you are marrying a wife for mum, which isn't a bad idea but when are you going to marry your own wife.
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I love this video
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Love this video so much. Baba has seen shege. 😂😭
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@ChrisHaze_ @YarKafanchan @segalink My female friends in Abuja don't like to stay out late in Abuja when they will be driving back alone. According to both of them, you will likely be harassed by the Nigeria police and called a runs girl.
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@timii_xo Ministry of Interior, Abuja.
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Choplife crew.
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Proof of Life
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My comment session is indeed a mess.
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@PhysioNiyi Behave ya sef! To think I opened this in the church while discussing with the residence pastor.
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I probably have children all over Nigeria with number Daddy Soji, Daddy Caleb, Daddy Somto and what not.
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@Kemisanwo @brodamike07 She is a sweet person, we went out during the period "under review" and the reaction was great. I got surprise encouragement gifts here and there. She is still a sweet person but maybe I just wasn't the very best fit for the man she wanted.
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@AyoBankole It's sad some HR folks will still penalize their staff for coming in late (even by 5 mins).
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35 and grateful to my maker.
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Dear @heritagebankplc , how long does it take to refund a failed transaction. Since Sunday, no refund, no response. Is this how banking is done?
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@Jayzamani_ Excuse me! Deputy Daddy!!
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One minute, you are on Twitter laughing away and the next minute you are struggling for breath and for your life. The last 24hours has got me saying “Thank you, Father” nonstop. Thank you, my Lord Jesus
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I will build that beach house. I will marry my “Omalicha”. I will have my twin, Muna and Somto. So help me God.
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Anything
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LOYL File not available at this time, try next season.
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show your range but make it 4 pictures with the LOYL👉👈🥺
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@instablog9ja If he's mum,.Oluchi wasn't based outside Nigeria, this talent won't have been discovered.
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I love how Uzor Arukwe and Enyinna Nwigwe are winning after coming back into the movie industry several years after being away. From Old nolly to New nolly. Na Chigozie Atuanya and Nonso Diobi remain.
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Love is beautiful
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Dear HR professionals, it will be great to manage the number of time or hours you keep job seekers. Saturday interview or over the phone interview should be an option.
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@adaugo_opara No be by size
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@RovielOfficial I support you but this table you are shaking has been nailed to the ground by the Lagos State Governor.
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@Oghosa_Gloria No, I don’t
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@AustinYugo @jolaoluwa04 Awon Quilox governor! 😂
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@bchinyakata @realnorma_kay Ladies, he’s a man.
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@blessingoscar77 @Hollameedey04 @BenHundeyin @SavvyRinu @PoliceNG @PiggyBankNG My colleague was stabbed multiple because she did safelock on her piggy vest account and they promised to keep her until she opens it. The family spent a lot to treat her. Just don’t fall a victim should be the focus here.
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@TwDlack 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Calling Folusho of IFitness for my free GYM membership.
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Something happened, this man became a year older today.
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@mrgbaye This app can greatly help depression patients.
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@OkparaNnaJiAku That’s how people will just end up inside Squid Games
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@St___Jules Absolutely
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@shinaamusan84 @lohyce_ @Clan_Clueless I am sad when people especially ladies say things like "the man must have done something to make the woman change". Must men always be the SCUM, there are women that are nice, after marriage they become something else.
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I can't believe I imagined I'd be someone’s husband by 27. I'm not even a boyfriend.
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@Abimbolaolale12 Thank goodness, I am a Nigerian and secondly, Igbo.
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City boy
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@OgbeniDipo A few years ago, we had to rush a friend to the hospital at 10pm after he ate brownies. We were lucky to save him. Always, tell people if you have extra ingredients in your brownies.
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@theshortiesalon Thank you for the compliment.
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Lawd!!! Lady Zamar’s dimple when she smiles. 🥰😍
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