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@MilkyLazarus

5 years

How can I be so drunk yesterday I pretended to be a bouncer while my girls were busy talking to guys 😂

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3 years

A homeless man today refused to take a tea I bought for him because he didn’t drink tea - he said he preferred coffee. That humbled me because I shouldn’t have assumed that he would like tea, I should’ve asked.

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@MilkyLazarus

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I want women to free themselves of the idea that men regret how they treated you after they see another man treating you well. I promise they don’t care about you or your new man 😂

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@MilkyLazarus

7 months

This is why I cannot justify when people try to say jealousy is normal. Jealousy is such a scary and dangerous trait to have.

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In 2012, Naomi was the victim of an acid attack carried out by one of her oldest friends.

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@MilkyLazarus

9 months

You could be having a bad week and here comes a birthday dinner that you have to attend

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@MilkyLazarus

3 years

Plastic wrapping for the paper straw.

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@MilkyLazarus

3 years

I saw something on TikTok saying “if black people are on time, it means they’re not staying long” 😂

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@MilkyLazarus

5 years

This why you date a guy with a real job like a drug dealer.

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@MilkyLazarus

1 year

I want women to free themselves from centuries of silence. If a man can open your legs, then you have every right to open your mouth and express yourself. Say what you want to say and block them.

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@DearSpecialk

1 year

stop texting men long paragraphs after they hurt you. They don’t care & nothing you say will guilt trip them into caring. Just take ur dignity & goooo!

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@MilkyLazarus

4 years

Social media has ruined a lot of people’s way of thinking. Nobody has their own thoughts these days, one person does/says something and many follow. You can tell who really stands for something & who is authentic on here.

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@MilkyLazarus

7 months

Could be anything babe…huge cash loss/ baby on the way / his friend dying or he’s getting married on the weekend.

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@shezzzybaby

7 months

what does it even mean when a man says “i got alot going on”?

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@MilkyLazarus

4 years

No one asked but here’s a list of 25 things I’ve learned before turning 25

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@MilkyLazarus

2 months

A man with a dangly earring can’t do nothing for me but get out of my face.

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@MilkyLazarus

2 years

I think BFFR is the greatest acronym to ever grace this planet.

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@MilkyLazarus

3 years

Why is 25 the set age for having your life together...like we’ve just started getting money...why can’t we enjoy this a little longer??

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@MilkyLazarus

5 months

I want jobs to stop offering “Cycle to work scheme” as a benefit. This isn’t 2010.

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@MilkyLazarus

7 months

You lot are too clingy. Someone can’t hang with their friends for a few hours without having to check in like you’re their probation officer??

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7 months

this type of communicate >>>

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1 year

Videos my husband should be sending while I’m at brunch with the girls and he’s watching the kids x

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@MilkyLazarus

4 months

I hate when a man isn’t a man of his word. Be it friend, family or partner. Like that’s the bare minimum you should be. Too many people lack integrity

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@MilkyLazarus

1 year

My bum getting bigger but so is my belly. I’ve won but at what cost ?

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@MilkyLazarus

2 years

Day 9 of being a pescatarian: I have eaten curry goat and brown stew chicken.

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@MilkyLazarus

4 years

Saw a black man’s poster saying “why hate us when we can give you peng babies” coonism is killing my people

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@MilkyLazarus

4 years

Guys...we are...8 weeks into...lockdown 🙂

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4 years

People must leave packages and deliveries for up to 72 hours before opening them to help prevent the spread of #COVID19 , researchers say

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@MilkyLazarus

1 year

Americans just haven’t mastered dancehall 😭

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Janelle really is the love of my life

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@MilkyLazarus

5 years

Instagram has parents making pages for their children forgetting that pedophiles exist, all in the name of likes and freebies lol.

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@MilkyLazarus

4 years

Nah everyone pree how I went to Notting hill Carnival for the first time in my life 😂. One Jamaican man asked if I just left my wedding

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@MilkyLazarus

9 months

I learned this year that heartbreak is no joke lol. Waking up at 5am and just start crying, used to piss me off lol

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Amber Rose says Wiz Khalifa breakup had her crying for '"three years straight". "Wiz was the love of my life. I used to just sit in the shower and be like, ‘Fuck,’” she said.

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@MilkyLazarus

1 year

She’s within her right to feel this way but I promise you, people with this mindset only tend to get drawn into pyramid schemes.

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@MilkyLazarus

3 months

What was jerk about this

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@MsBigBack

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Jerk Stuffed Salmon

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@MilkyLazarus

3 years

People understand mental health until their messages are being aired for a few days, then it’s “if they want to they will” lol. Not everything is about you.

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@MilkyLazarus

3 years

Ending a situation/relationship whilst you’re at work is so dead looooool. Now you’re heartbroken, receiving emails and can’t even enjoy your lunch

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@MilkyLazarus

3 years

Uno what I love about Islam? Is how it favours women. Women don’t have to take their partners name, aren’t expected to fast when they’re on their periods, a man isn’t allowed to spend his wife’s money unless she gives it to him, after giving birth, sex isn’t allowed for 40days...

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@MilkyLazarus

3 years

In my defence I assumed everyone liked tea. It was part of a meal deal for something he did ask for. Tea was first go to

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@MilkyLazarus

10 months

When you’re in love…anything they do is enjoyable to watch & experience

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10 months

type of shit i been on fr

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@MilkyLazarus

6 years

I find 50 cent in power so funny because I can't tell if he's a good actor or just being himself 😭

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@MilkyLazarus

2 years

I’m so finished. I love British people 😂😂😂😂

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@MilkyLazarus

3 years

ALL BUSINESSES NEED TO PUT THEIR PRICES ON THEIR INSTA PAGES. I hate how much I have to express this because for every customer you’ve got, you probably lost 3 who couldn’t be bothered to dm you for your prices.

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@MilkyLazarus

4 years

They said production on men that look like this ended in 1999 and I agree

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4 years

Morris Chestnut in ‘The Best Man’ (1999)

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@MilkyLazarus

1 year

They suit so much. I don’t think she’s looked better with anyone else.

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@MilkyLazarus

4 months

Eating/drinking in your bathroom is so nasty and you can never convince me otherwise

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@koba_lee

4 months

I guess you are due for this kind of therapy 🤤

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@MilkyLazarus

3 years

I’ve concluded that no amount of money saving is worth living at home with your family.

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@MilkyLazarus

3 years

These black guys on the train saw me and were talking in code about how they wouldn’t eat dark chocolate and that milk or caramel chocolate is for them. Niggas are still corny as hell lol

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7 months

Am I marrying g unit ?

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Ladies, you accepting this as a ring? 💍

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@MilkyLazarus

4 years

Do you think a woman should be gifted by her husband/boyfriend after she gives birth? So maybe a house, new boobs, new car etc

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@MilkyLazarus

6 years

When you’ve clocked out and your coworkers are still trying to chat to you

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@MilkyLazarus

3 years

Having siblings is an early death sentence. I asked my sister if there was chips left in the freezer or should I buy more. She said there’s still some left, come and see the “some left”…

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@MilkyLazarus

4 years

Even if you don’t think a man has a girlfriend...he has a girlfriend.

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@MilkyLazarus

4 months

This plus a moisturising cream/lotion of your choice = best looking legs ever

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Undefeated

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@MilkyLazarus

2 months

In London he would’ve got up and left so fast in case you were lining him up.

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I complimented this man’s audemars piguet watch yesterday and he was so surprised bc he said no one ever compliments his jewelry… then asked me If I wanted one. Bihhh

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@MilkyLazarus

3 years

The women of today are doing and achieving way more than the women before us. The women today are collecting more degrees, promotions, houses etc. So this whole “women don’t bring anything to the table” is so outdated and an overused baseless argument

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@MilkyLazarus

5 years

In all honesty I couldn’t even see what was on those IDs is how fucked I was lol

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@MilkyLazarus

3 years

Rice doesn’t already come with your house. You have to acc go buy it

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3 years

What part of adult life surprised you most?

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@MilkyLazarus

2 months

I’m blaming influencers for the new returns policy. Everyday trying on clothes for content and returning them 😭

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@MilkyLazarus

7 years

Uno what. At least racist Americans know they're racist. White racist British people will be racist then be shocked that you called them a racist loool

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@MilkyLazarus

3 years

I once dated a guy who hated to argue, as in he wouldn’t even entertain one argument lol. Now I do not argue back when a man tries to argue with me lol.

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@MilkyLazarus

7 years

Apple Pay is dangerous. I haven't seen my bank card in weeks don't even know where that is

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@MilkyLazarus

7 years

Keep ya blood boiling cos you're probably gonna end up at the same uni anyway lmao

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@MilkyLazarus

4 years

We don’t talk about how much trauma guys in the ends/hood carry for losing so many of their friends to violence.

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@MilkyLazarus

1 year

“You’ve paid the right amount of tax” pls check again 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

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@MilkyLazarus

3 years

My worst first date ever was we went shopping and ended up in New Look. Tell me why this guy decided to steal a pair of earrings and got caught?? I said “sorry to that man” and went home cos wtf?

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@MilkyLazarus

9 months

120k not enough but here you are making it work on your 35k salary.

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2 years

It’s their ego that is bruised. Please stop coming to share your experiences because all of it is ego driven.

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@MilkyLazarus

5 years

People forget that sometimes people still live at home because their parents need them.

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@MilkyLazarus

3 years

Transparency will be the first stage to tackle body dysmorphia. Especially in young girls. You can’t be getting your small waist and hips from a surgeon but telling young girls it’s gym

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@LifeOfAls

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Even if celebrities/influencers came out and confirmed all the surgeries they’ve had what difference would it truly make in the grand scheme of things? They’d still look how they look whilst we… don’t lmao and people would still aspire to get surgery same way no?

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@MilkyLazarus

3 years

I can tell you for free Dr Umar would collapse if he watched Lupin

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@MilkyLazarus

3 years

I miss when rappers used to care about looking fly cos Diddy, 50 cent, LL Cool J, X, Jay were all peng in their prime. These days rappers just look anyhow

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@MilkyLazarus

1 year

TFL will stop being thieves today. I actually bought an Oyster card because they are definitely overcharging contactless payments.

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@MilkyLazarus

4 years

This is acc a normal, age appropriate and clearly thoughtful present. Social media has everyone thinking your partner needs to buy you designer & give you cash.

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@MilkyLazarus

2 years

This club in Turkey let my friend who was drunk sleep in the club until we all went home. Then it made us realise why clubs in the UK kick vulnerable girls out late at night for being too drunk?

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1 year

This is why I can’t let people plan things for me. I’m telling you Paris and you’ve taken me Bournemouth ? I’m going home.

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2 years

This woman has been sexy her whole life.

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@MilkyLazarus

9 months

I only enjoyed my girls bday dinners this year because there’s enough of us but those dinners where you don’t know anyone but the celebrant ??? Omg

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@MilkyLazarus

3 years

This is exactly why people go back to their exs or old tings because honestly people are just absolutely mad. Better just deal with the madness you know.

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@MilkyLazarus

4 years

Guys there’s a Caribbean spot in Camden that’s x10 better than Cottons and does bottomless brunches. It’s called Ma Petite Jamaica.

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@MilkyLazarus

2 years

If you’re not earning over 2k and living in London. It’s almost impossible to save a decent amount. Doesn’t matter how much budgeting you do

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@MilkyLazarus

3 years

Lmao the way some of you girls look at girls in their 20s dressing sexually kills me. The prime sexy time and you want all women to dress modestly. I have the rest of my life to do that but I’m only young and sexy once.

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@MilkyLazarus

1 year

Yesterday this Caribbean shop’s card machine wasn’t working, so the lady let me go and told me to pay after my shift. I’m not a regular there at all, I last visited in September but she trusted me? I just feel like this sense of community is so lost in the UK black community.

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@MilkyLazarus

2 years

You women understand what I’m saying, you just don’t want to hear it. Just stop revolving your life around being a man’s loss, when he didn’t try his best to keep you.

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1 year

Once you experience a love that’s kind under any circumstances, you’ll never accept anything less

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@MilkyLazarus

4 years

Just in case you forgot. This Saturday is a protest for Shukri Abdi, 1pm at Hyde Park.

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1 year

If I tell you I’m a slow burner, just take a seat in the friend zone. I’d get married on day 2 if I like you enough

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@MilkyLazarus

6 years

Everything is stormzy's responsibility these days init

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We need @Stormzy1 to retweet this it's time for change

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@MilkyLazarus

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I never said men are emotionless. All I said was focus on your relationship because that man is going to move on regardless. Stop focusing on being “the one that got away” and focus on your boo

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Asake concert in the snow but always missing your friends bday dinner?

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@MilkyLazarus

4 years

Pls don’t invite me on a cocktail date if you can’t handle your drink. Me I can DRINKKK.

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@BarbieKeynisha @iamrhodyleen They shouldn’t even wear it. It’s an awful dress.

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@MilkyLazarus

4 years

This app is just full of cliquey hater type behaviour. Proper secondary school vibes because it depends if people like you, they’ll decide whether or not to agree with what you’re saying or if they like your pic lol.

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Are you not Embarrazzed?? This is really Embarazzing

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If your bank account could talk, what would it say? 👀

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4 years

I will never ever in my life have respect for someone who grew up on free education, free school meals, free healthcare but decides they want to support conservative because they’ve now in a better place so they don’t want to face extra taxing

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1 year

I can’t get into men that have too much pride to pursue the woman they want. That nonchalant/too cool act gets nowhere with me 😭😭

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Applying pressure sounds too close to begging for my liking.

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5 years

Real gs remember it as Channel U

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Who remembers Channel AKA on sky fam😭

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No shade to her but I really hate the dress 😭

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@MilkyLazarus

3 years

Dating down financially is deeper than just money. It’s about catering to the ego of a man just to make him feel like the “man”. Having to hide your spending, spending less or comprising on things because he can’t afford it. Then there’s stats showing these men can be abusive

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@MilkyLazarus

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As a beautiful dark skinned woman, I still feel a slight sense of surprise when a guy is interested in me. This is deep rooted from childhood experiences of colourism. Definitely something I need to shake off because like I said, I know I’m beautiful.

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Cheating is a respect issue not a love issue.

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@MilkyLazarus

5 years

There was someone I really cared for and saw a future with. Once I found out he supported Tories, that all went out the window. Supporting Tories isn’t just “a political view” you’re voting against those less fortunate than you. That’s not something I agree with

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@MilkyLazarus

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Like Akala said... drugs & weapons etc all somehow end up in the ends but we don’t have the planes or resources to put them there.

Mikez 🇯🇲

@MikezAFC_

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Where in the hell are people getting these massive knifes from? I’m so concerned

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