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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

1 year

stuck on this

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

2 months

cutting toward you feels songood when you don’t have a scout leader in your ear telling you it’s dangerous…

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@hobartmariner

1 month

love these messages between a boston fent presser and a chinese drug supplier... so respectful. honestly all microsoft teams users could learn something

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

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I no longer shop in stores!

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

8 months

top 10 most embarrassing moment in the history of interviewers

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

1 month

also they busted him on a fraudulent PPP loan that he used for ubereats. massachusetts rocks

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@hobartmariner

7 months

lols

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

4 years

our fetid haze triple ipa will have you retching and your gf looking steadfastly at her phone

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

4 years

in memoriam

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

1 year

one of the most unnerving onion articles

Thing With Old Girlfriend Works With New Girlfriend

BOSTON—According to local man Peter McCarthy, an endearing behavior that once helped him nurture companionship and intimacy with ex-girlfriend Kara Banachek is currently allowing him to do the same...

theonion.com

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@hobartmariner

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the story about volkswagen refusing to geolocate the stolen car with the baby in it because they didn't pay the subscription to CarStar gps or whatever... amazing

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

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@tolecrien i did fav it's just not on the cap

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

1 year

probably the most evil interaction i've had on craigslist

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

1 month

talked to a 3 yo at party who wanted to hold baby. sorry you are like 5/3 of her mass. and later on when i asked how many toes she had she pointed at her feet and said 2. an additional immediate DQ

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

1 month

@stokestheorem if you read the affidavit he was using a really impressive number of presses

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

4 years

trying to think of a better shirt and comin up blank

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

1 year

anyone 200?

🎬 Fists & .45s! 🎙️

@fistsand45s

1 year

Anyone remember tabletop/countertop Jukeboxes?

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

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having a really truly this kind of dumb dad would be so wild. outside the ordinary run of dad dumbness

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

2 months

@reggaebrigade i have so much control over the blade and it does what i intend…

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@hobartmariner

2 months

bones of a possibly great trivia team

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

10 months

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I see it in the phone.

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

7 months

@kingorca

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

8 months

@ALFfansAndorra surely the readers want to know how i feel...the person whose feewings power the great gear of being

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

1 year

needs 10,000 tourists from NYC buying maple syrup candy to stay afloat

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

2 months

wedding vows that begin “in a time of unprecedented polarization…”

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

2 months

classic island life cycle

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@avecsesdoigts

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Penikese Island-- it was a leper colony until the 1950s. A bird sanctuary now, after having been a prison for juvenile delinquents

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

5 months

country for old men

Daily Mail Online

@MailOnline

5 months

Millionaire biohacker Bryan Johnson (who already has a cult-like following) plans to start his own NATION for anti-agers... where pizza, donuts and alcohol will be illegal

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

5 years

spoke to the mushroom farmer at the farmer’s market and basically he could tell i was trying to exhaust his dialogue tree

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

3 months

@flglmn incredible framing

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

2 months

good example of “false theory of mind”

Women Being Awful

@WomenBeingAwful

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How do you feel about this? Is it accurate?

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

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@picardie_aurora *cut to him actually at date* can i ask?

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

1 year

darkly insane behavior

The Atlantic

@TheAtlantic

1 year

The June cover was designed and drawn by Bono, who told @JeffreyGoldberg that he sometimes redesigns and reimagines Atlantic covers on his iPad. “Like Anne, Bono is preoccupied with issues of freedom and dignity," Goldberg writes in an editor’s note.

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

3 years

otherside: the rhcp diceless roleplaying system. illustration from chapter 6 - combat

cheyenne🆗️

@evilvillain1231

3 years

just came across these Phil Hale paintings again

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

8 months

a relationship where you gas up like this...so powerful

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

2 months

lol

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@Pergament_F

2 months

"All I really want to do is go to the book store , drink coffee and read." Jean Paul Sartre

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

1 year

posting details from this masterpiece like its hieronymous bosch

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

2 months

can we normalize putting the Apparatus back in the chamber after a guest succumbs?

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

2 months

@ebenbenson it all “adds” up

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

3 months

logically impossible

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Mary Ruefle

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

19 days

dead guy from kansas whose name i found in a yearbook in kansas state university library

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@yujinthemood

20 days

guys what do your usernames mean

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

10 months

@flglmn activisits are a hindrance to understanding and activity

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

1 year

ignore him; he's a screen saver skeptic. claims the monitor would be fine without brilliant color pipes being traced upon it

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

2 months

Readers added context: Homer works at a nuclear power plant, hardly the kind of job someone would acquire if they were stupid/incompetent.

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

1 year

hey man are you doing ok? it looks like your dreams are full of dark foreboding, and your poetry is touched with mystery and autumnal lyricism

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@hobartmariner

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charlotte nc a loosely knit federation of millions of these

soph

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

2 months

Evil northrop grumman employee: um 👋hi. yeah i was actually studying AP latin

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@santanaxleigh

2 months

why tf was we 17 years old dipping our blunts in codiene

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

7 months

MoneyMade

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

10 months

@flglmn in the most extreme charitable reading i can simulate, the interviewee makes no sympathetic points at all, whatsoever. it's a hit piece! should be read as such and she's calling it complicity, lol

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

9 months

Thunk: How Getting Hit On The Head Explains Everything

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

2 months

buddy you’re gonna eat the most bugs. you’re gonna be looking up j kenji lopez-alt bug recipes

Andrew Côté

@Andercot

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We will not live in the pod We will not eat the bugs We will unlock the secrets of the universe We will conquer the stars and live forever

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

4 years

buying a 3500 dollar gaming computer so i can type names of restaurants in to google maps

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

3 years

hey man nice private island. mind if i approach it to the unsettling thrum of an award-winning string score?

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

4 years

this is a restaurant-style tortilla chip, not a toy. in the wrong hands this can totally eclipse lunch

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

5 months

the council of husbands has issued its list of expulsions and, to the surprise of exactly 0.0 people, the shogun guy who volunteered to end his bloodline after an emotional outburst at court is out with 99.4% of ballots

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

1 month

exasperatedly addressing infant daughter as "brother man"

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

1 year

it is common knowledge that the oldest known member of the millennial generation was born in 1928. researchers at University of Southern Denmark Medical Center believe they have discovered a millennial over twice as old

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

2 months

lots of low hanging fruit. oh the LLM is getting in a long distance relationship with no defined off ramp

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

1 year

can he parse? can the lad grok? if so, let him come aboard and collect his cap and shilling. if not, back to the learningZone with him

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

4 years

smelln the coldass air

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

1 year

lo there do i see my father. he bids me come watch Constantine (2005) with him. he bids me bring the low salt cape cod chips

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

1 year

fred willard voice

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

5 years

“Do not respond”

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

3 months

gotta learn to leave some stuff on the branch

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

2 months

@stokestheorem lmaoo. after astral projecting into the minds of 800 randomly selected sjws and a like number of white nationalists i can conclude…

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

2 months

waffle house tastes pretty good when you don’t have a heat map in your ear telling you you’re gonna have a heart attack

Terrible Maps

@TerribleMaps

2 months

Cardiac related deaths in the U.S. compared to Waffle House locations

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

1 year

this rock isn't very big -- an adult or your braver child can climb all over and disrespect it with ease. but imagine if those were towering sequoias...

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@hobartmariner

1 year

all are good

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

2 years

if you are content to be yourself. then every social day feels like a furlough from a generously appointed nordic prison into a disorienting welter of market life

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

5 months

20 minutes...dude coming over trackless leagues, over hill and dale

Ash ੯‧̀͡⬮

@tripnf4ll

5 months

When he texts that he’s 20 min away and you get That feeling

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4 years

gamer bf

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@hobartmariner

10 months

@flglmn reminded of the person who said "gentle reminder don't put the palestinian flag in your avatar if you're not from there thanks" to a chorus of palestinians angrily contradicting them. the activist/writer class has terrible reflexes that all have to be taken out root and branch

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

2 months

epic rw catholic twitter greg price kind of like if there were sparse pockets of humans in the world of Redwall but they had by necessity interbred with the other sentient species

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

1 year

@traxus4420 unfathomable to me, as a man who takes great joy in measuring accurately and often

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@hobartmariner

3 years

euro excellence

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

1 year

one of the most frequently recorded dream images in 13th century iceland is a "rain of blood." how about being late for the airport am i right? i used to have that one all the time. then my life changed

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

1 month

i like this construction "A new ___ from the [group of people." a new burger from the americans

Figen

@TheFigen_

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A new invention from the Chinese. Do you want to experience it?

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

3 years

can't find the precise excerpt but in chasten buttigieg's memoir he talks about pete taking him to banana republic to get his first suit and just feeling amazed at how fancy everything is. a true and underappreciated hayseed, genuinely fell off the turnip cart

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

16 days

chill TF out....

James Medlock

@jdcmedlock

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If you showed me this image one month ago I would have collapsed in disbelief like a person dying of dehydration stumbling upon a desert oasis

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@hobartmariner

3 months

humble pie

TJ

@MillionsWithMe

3 months

What “cheap food” will you never stop eating no matter how much money you have?

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@hobartmariner

2 months

How To Blow Up A Ley Line

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@hobartmariner

2 years

best ever workout outfit pleated wool slacks no shirt

Deny Fear

@dean_frey

2 years

Remembering Jack Palance on his birthday 🎂 📷 Loomis Dean, October 10, 1950 Always doing push-ups.

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Dylan O'Sullivan

@DylanoA4

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Joan Didion, damn what a sentence

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@hobartmariner

1 year

@newhandledre i need error bars

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@hobartmariner

9 months

epic mgtow peaky blinders masculinity accounts are gradually reconstructing basic principles taught in therapy

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

7 months

my wife and i saw you from across the bar and this surge of revulsion overcame us both

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

2 months

where a bernhardian grotesque lives with his injured niece

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@AnimeTylenol

2 months

Humans are meant to live in houses that look like this

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

4 years

arrived today. kind of like an instruction manual for someone who doesn’t know how to be 8 years old

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

8 months

god violin plots are so funny man

Alexander

@datepsych

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Why don’t red pilled men do better on dating apps?

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

3 years

funny how many concepts important to us are not used by cats. such as pity, credit, radiation, etc.

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

3 months

this is cool like how the riddler mighy lounge on a throne. panache is real

Orthodox Canonist

@OCanonist

3 months

‼️🚨🇮🇱🇷🇺 Famous Soviet movie director, Sergei Eisenstein, desecrating the throne of Russian Orthodox Christian Emperors in the Winter Palace. Soviet movie directors had something very much in common with their counterparts in Hollywood, California…

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

1 year

@pastoralcomical they are different tbf

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

2 months

@DerekPutin talked to a guy at the beach a while back, an older muslim dude who had moved up here from north carolina. he offered me a toke and when i declined he observed that despite it being legal new englanders really just drink, they dont smoke weed as much as southerners. stuck w me

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

3 months

not man-like. much more characteristic to claim you are fine and periodically disperse your countless little undigested miseries over others in a disavowably fine mist

ntx

@lordntx

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For men’s mental health month you just gotta stand outside at night and stare at the sky and go back inside and lock in

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@hobartmariner

2 months

good stretch but funny to imagine dude fell that way

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@hobartmariner

4 years

saw a kid banging on a frozen stream with a little log. yes dude

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@hobartmariner

2 months

@RadishHarmers so much political wrangling goes into denying the essentially fungible nature of money, i.e. the thing that makes it useful in the first place

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hobart mariner 9️⃣

@hobartmariner

4 years

gamers pain