@KaliYuga3034
@OfficialBrohoss
his owner taught him to growl and show his teeth everytime he yells or points his finger at xiaopang . if he uses a specific hand gesture or says stop xiaopang also stops
I hate that “buhhh pandas are fat and lazy and can’t survive in the wild and don’t have sex they should go extinct” shit you see on the internet, all of that applies to YOU too buddy but you don’t see me saying you should die
> go to post punk show
> ask if the band is gonna be the fall or bcnr
> they don’t understand
> i pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is the fall and what is bcnr
> they laugh and say “it’s a good show, sir”
> go to the show
> it’s bcnr
2022 was a rough year for me because the internet kept trying to convince me “Mike Crumps’ scene report on New York fascists” was something worth spending my time reading
"Blood libel," children doing morning prayer are in fact all Hamas terrorists, but calling a spade a spade is "blood libel." Yelling at John Podhoretz is like yelling at a deaf dog but man its insulting how he's both evil and dumb
The “school” hit in Gaza is a) not in session; b) was hit at 5 am; c) there is no schooling in Gaza; d) was a Hamas command center. Everything you’re hearing is a blood libel.
pretending to be really well read to impress Dua Lipa and then getting stuck in a discussion of late period Martin Amis i'm completely out of my depth for
one sex thing i never see represented is when u pull out too early bc ur scared to be a father so then ur just beating off in front of this lady for 4 to 6 minutes
South Korea sent a fully-kitted out player for the Olympic shooting.
Turkey sent an guy with no specialized lenses, eye cover or ear protection and got the silver medal
underrated aspect to the election is that she is running the most substanceless campaign since Carter ‘76 and even then Carter’s campaign was centered around his particular persona. She’s trying her best to be Generic D and it’ll probably work for her lol
Wrote about Kamala, the candidate who wasn’t there. She hasn’t done an interview, answered a tough question,has no policy section on her website, and turned a vague vision for the country into a huge polling surge.
Jason Reitman cracked the code.
He used Saturday Night Live as IP to trick Sony into making a movie starring a NEW class of future stars and I’m here for it.
I have never engaged with “natalism” discourse and never will because it’s a game of rhetorical three card monte to avoid saying that the reason birth rates are down is that women aren’t forced to have seventeen children and raise them solo anymore
you know if you told me in a vacuum “what if there was a major pop star who dressed like snoop from the wire” I’d be on board but Billie Eillish does not have the juice for it
pretty funny to play yourself up as “the third worldist media consumer” and throw in Nabokov in with Breaking Bad (??) because people are justifiably calling you out for being too dumb to understand Lolita. It’s Sunday man enjoy a nice cup of coffee or something
You haven't really enjoyed Twitter if you haven't attacked a media property Westies consider a sacred cow, and witnessed its "soft queer artsy failson hipster smol bean" fanboys revealing their inner bleating MAGA pig by ineptly threatening violence against you for daring.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr’s explanation for socializing with Jeffrey Epstein:
"…I run into everybody in New York. I mean, I knew Harvey Weinstein, I knew Roger Ailes, I knew -- O.J. Simpson came to my house. Bill Cosby came to my house.”
@Lis_Smith
I’ve never heard of Pavement, Deerhoof, Built to Spill, Belle & Sebastian, Modest Mouse, Elliott Smith, The Weakerthans, Beulah, Hot Snakes, Rocket From the Crypt or Sleater Kinney
When you've never heard of Pavement, Deerhoof, Built to Spill, Belle & Sebastian, Modest Mouse, Elliott Smith, The Weakerthans, Beulah, Hot Snakes, Rocket From the Crypt or Sleater Kinney:
Spoken like someone who has never gotten into a 2 hour argument that ended with your girlfriend in tears because you bought 0% Chobani Greek yogurt because it was on sale instead of the full price 0% Fage Greek yogurt, a week after she insisted on budgeting for a vacation.
nowhere. its a video game. they dont go anywhere. they arent real. dont act like theyre real. theyre pixels on a screen made for our amusement. the rivers dont exist once we turn the game off.
All the books are titled CIVILIZATION or are like “Why Western Civilization Falls” this is the bookshelf of the most annoying guy you knew in undergrad
This community note is insane. You guys know I’ve read every single book published on this topic right? They didn’t supply any evidence for why I’m wrong. I’m compiling religion, legal code, genetics, language, empires, family structure and anything else you’d look for. This is
Singling out a student in such a manner because of some random alumni group, gotta hand it to elite uni’s for constantly upping the ante on being racist towards Arabs
Yesterday, we removed a post highlighting a student’s summer internship that included an image that was offensive to some in our community. Out of respect for those views and for the safety of the student, the post has been removed from all Barnard social media.
NOW: Harris repeatedly interrupted by (presumably) pro-Gaza protesters in Michigan
Her response: “if you want Donald Trump to win say that. Otherwise, I’m speaking”
"You're still into (insert hobby here) at 30?!"
Brother, my generation does not have the means to achieve like 90% of the milestones we typically align with "successful" adulthood. Let me find joy in SOMETHING.
This is not per se a knock on Tim Walz but it’s striking that the pro-Palestine movement could not stick to the the terms of the “give us Tim Walz or we will dedicate 100% of our effort to electing Trump even though we concede he is worse on our key issue” deal for one day.
I really can’t understate how much Biden dropping out makes me happy. Genocidaire. Brothers and sisters who got tear-gassed and arrested smeared as bigots. The far right immigration pivot. Even his personal affect, infuriating. Must be how people felt when LBJ dropped out
I'm here with my cohost John Dolan AKA Gary Brechter AKA The War Nerd, how ya doin’ John?
Things could be better, I'm in a tenement in Bucharest, I had to get my molars filled and this Romanian doctor has replaced my teeth with those of a hyena but, as Faulkner said,
You really ain’t about bro like this life just ain’t for you huh, you you wasting the gift of life God gave you bro you’re wasting oxygen just being here
@samuelwockhardt
St. Peter at the pearly gates reviewing your record, “oooh says here you were listening to Big Thief as late as 27 years old… we don’t take those”
A “progressive” anti-abortion group has arrived at the Palestine protest. They are chanting “in Gaza and the womb, ceasefire now” and condemning “bro-choicers”
These videos are reuploads in response to the backlash of xiao pang's treatment in 2022. his owner would sometimes hit him on live broadcasts and the stress responses were even more obvious. People also noticed how his lower teeth were missing compared to earlier videos in 2018.
someone said “old money aesthetic” to me at a party last night and I, not knowing what the fuck he was talking about, started doing a JFK impression while he stared at me like I was insane
the hilarious phrase "old money aesthetic" seems to have a grip over gen z, it seems to consist of Zara button downs, buying $500 brunch with sprinkled green herbs, filtered photos of tourist trap greek islands, and trying to look like a guy in a Polish wristwatch advertisement
Keep seeing “female alt rock is back” posts and it’s all anodyne vaguely indie synth shit and no Sleater Kinney or even Alanis morrisette style artists we’re losing RECIPES
Fascinated by this. “yeah personally DMing you to tell you you are dumb is more normal than siccing hundreds of thousands of teenagers/adult children on you” I mean sure, in the sense that if a guy mildly annoyed me on the street punching him is better than killing him
NEW: Tentative schedule for DNC speakers, per two sources to me
@Yamiche
:
President Biden- Monday
Hillary Clinton - Monday
Former President Obama - Tuesday
Former President Bill Clinton - Wednesday
(Obvs Kamala Harris Thursday and Walz Wednesday as per custom)
For a group of guys who love screaming that you need to vote for Delaware Hindenburg because it’s the only thing stopping fascism, they do like approaching this apparently crucial election with all the seriousness of a homer sports fan
New Interview: I talked to the Democratic strategist Simon Rosenberg about why he thinks Biden isn’t currently losing to Trump, whether he and the White House are too optimistic about the state of the campaign, and why he doesn’t like poll averages.
one of the greatest sociological shifts of the 21st century is people couching the sentiment of “oh I’d like to date a nice young man” in terms of “I want to date a rat faced squirming homo”
US-based Cuban “leftist” historian whom I don’t follow, yet literally pops up in my feed dozens and dozens of times every time Venezuela or Cuba is a headline story in the bourgeois press - and always denigrating the governments of Cuba and Venezuela 🥱
I’m sure you know who…
Astounding to me that the U.S. came right out and said “yeah we let them use the pier.” The action itself is horrifying, unconscionable, but fits into the genocidal modus operandi; admitting “yeah they disguised themselves as aid workers and massacred 210+ civilians” is new to me
@gracecthdralprk
there is no LEFT in this country lmao. From a purely cynical standpoint I’d rather be with the people who share my principles building a movement for power than going “here’s how Genocide Joe can still win”
Gonna watch that new Anne Hathaway rom com. I really do enjoy a nice chick flick but I would be lying if I said this was anything but me living vicariously through the dude who’s supposed to be thirty years younger than her