Eliminat0r85 Profile Banner
Eliminat0r85 Profile
Eliminat0r85

@eliminat0r85

555
Followers
867
Following
9,323
Media
85,685
Statuses

Taller than you. Sarcastic as fuck. Selfie selfie so hard-ing my way to the top. Gambling, Investing, Sports and Tech are my life.

Lake St. Clair Sittn n the Sun
Joined May 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
2 years
@AdrianRdC @ilovejohnkimble This the most unfair shit I’ve seen in my life, are there no weight divisions in this. I woulda just tapped out, like nah bro.
23
47
5K
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
3 years
@thebalmainboy @Coll3enG May be in the minority here but I don’t consider the first time I ever meet someone a date so Starbucks is a perfectly acceptable place to make sure the person behind the screen is who they say they are.
16
13
5K
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
5 years
@CourtneyRutled @canadianbitchxx The NBA and NCAA aren’t out here cancelling shit that makes millions in revenue due to media hysteria.
7
70
2K
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
4 years
@carterhambley Plenty old enough to carry a body down 30 flights of stairs. Shame on you sir!
1
5
2K
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
2 years
@LindseyCreated Who the hell would propose after a triathlon. Like bro go get some water, one of those massage guns and a nap 😂
2
12
2K
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
3 years
@kellysmiley23 Love all the hate hes getting like he’s a doctor and could have helped in anyway besides notifying someone to call an ambulance, which he could have done after the camera is no longer on him. Get well soon, glad it wasn’t something more serious.
260
13
1K
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
2 years
@KFlashie @AdrianRdC @ilovejohnkimble As soon as his face didn’t move I woulda been like
2
13
1K
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
3 years
@alexgmurd What’s the correlation between going through stuff and being old 🤷‍♂️ Like young people can go through stuff too it doesn’t make you old
5
13
1K
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
2 years
@gino_s7 @UberMenchies @DowntownLAScan It’s not surprising when you think about all the beefy shit being in the front end of the vehicle and how vulnerable the side of a vehicle is in comparison.
2
5
980
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
6 years
@freedominion @Taylor_Stag @JanelleElizaRae Better start writing that script and get in contact with hallmark. Secure the bag 🙌🙌
4
3
983
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
5 years
@kendraaaleighh Dude as he rode away
1
6
871
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
6 years
3
4
613
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
1 year
@holy_schnitt Don’t let them fool you it hit every dinosaur at the same time
2
3
420
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
3 years
@TacosTruth @pinky___swear @BoyYeetsWorld Yea just saw it while scrolling through the TL. So fucked. Too young man.
2
0
389
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
11 months
@REDSEASHAWTY Omg flying pre 9/11 was amazing. You could get to the airport like 20 minutes before your flight boarded. None of this get to the airport 3 hours early BS in case the line at security is 6000 people deep.
4
12
397
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
5 months
The witness waiting for us to get through the login servers #destiny2
8
18
319
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
4 months
1
0
295
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
2 months
0
1
283
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
3 years
@londonst6 Nah it’s better when it’s crunchy 😂😂
0
0
259
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
10 months
@fitfuljest They def don’t know where they wanna eat.
1
0
252
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
9 months
@danielwjones_ the Palestinian chicken one is up there too
5
0
247
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
6 years
0
11
229
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
2 months
@minakimes Me with the most stacked receiver core in the league waiting to pick up Daniel Jones in the 4th round now that hes got a beard
Tweet media one
2
0
232
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
4 years
4
0
212
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
3 years
@pinky___swear @BoyYeetsWorld Remembered? Did I miss something?
3
0
186
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
5 years
@TedMeowls @SamsSchafer @CourtneyRutled @canadianbitchxx I wasn’t gonna say anything I wanted to see how many likes it got 😂
0
1
188
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
3 years
@kellyinvegas Pretty much why ESPN is dying and places like barstool are thriving.
0
0
186
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
5 years
@kendraaaleighh Shit it sounds good until you see the grocery bill for a healthyish 3000+ calorie a day diet that doesn’t make you wanna have a cheat meal every day.
4
1
177
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
2 years
@MMARoasted Ref stopped the fight and the fighters just shoved him away like nah we ain’t done yet. Horrible stoppage tho make sure he’s actually out before you run in there.
1
0
151
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
4 years
@archer_rs @JimMFelton Gotta love that muzzle control. Ones pointing at a girls foot, another’s pointing at their own foot, one has it down the line where it could hit the dude next to him in the side. 😂😂 One accidental discharge and someone’s getting hurt.
3
8
143
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
2 years
@cousinwayne The person monitoring the FBI Twitter account being included in all these replies
1
0
134
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
4 years
@kendraaaleighh @BeSound Yea and age of consent laws are actively being brought up in those cases. He’s not mocking victims he’s mocking the age of consent people.
1
0
131
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
2 years
@sundayism @hunteryharris Oh man now I feel bad for thanking god for all those patriots championships. It was really Giselle the whole time!
2
1
135
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
1 year
Gotta post memes and shit while we’re waiting #DiabloIV
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
4
24
135
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
4 years
@kendraaaleighh @BeSound How can you say it’s not satire. Look at his face when he gets to 16, and at the end he says fuck someone your own age. He’s def throwing shade at creeps.
0
0
127
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
3 years
@Keydoroki Clouts a disease 😂 PS5 in a Home Depot box. Like yea ok.
0
0
128
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
1 year
@RayRedacted I feel like if an Amazon delivery driver can work out the code on your shed you should be thanking them for exposing how easy it was steal from you and buy a better lock
1
1
122
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
4 years
@AbrahamJerome95 @neiltyson @x1yeons Money. Back in the Cold War days they tossed money at NASA to beat communist countries to the moon. NASAs sole goal for that time period was the moon. Nowadays NASA still gets money but there’s a lot more projects for it to go around to.
4
0
114
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
5 months
@daisandconfused When you can’t get uppies cause your height starts with a 6
5
0
117
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
2 years
@SaintsNato Lied to the whole the internet and they went to check now they’re back here like
Tweet media one
1
1
104
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
5 months
@justky1018 Ain’t nothing wrong with being ran thru We don’t slut shame here.
1
0
109
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
5 years
@halle_scary @PlayGirlAsi This ain’t a white people thing. Buzz feed just tryin to kill people at this point. We do barely seasoned chicken not putting every course of a meal together in one damn casserole 😂
3
0
99
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
3 years
@Eden_Eats This is the Pilates content I signed up for
0
0
106
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
3 years
@0ncearunner @MMAchaps @c0linM @jasoneg33 Fighting at a gym where people go to fight where you agreed to fight would be considered normal circumstances. If they didn’t give out head gear you might have a case as under normal circumstances head gear would be worn.
0
0
98
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
2 years
@fodderyfodder Starting to think maybe the conservatorship was a good idea 🤷‍♂️
21
0
97
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
3 years
@SheRatesDogs Mans really said I was gonna say. Yea right you were watching porn Lololololol j/k Unless…..
0
0
98
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
3 years
@axmcknz I just like how she’s like my husband is becoming very frustrated with me, like yea cause he’s tired of trying to explain to you that rhinoplasty doesn’t change your DNA.
1
0
98
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
2 years
@RebeccaTucker85 @Notorious_S_L_B @barstoolsports Well if you did you obviously didn’t grow up watching Jackass. You’re supposed to laugh at them while still filming til the ambulance arrives
1
0
90
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
8 months
@KyleNeubeck @kattenbarge Bro cmon you don’t believe that a dude from the FTC would be telling you about murders and that the CIA would call you from the main number on the FTC home page. Have some faith the hundreds of govt agencies are totally completely interconnected enough for all that to happen 😂😂
1
0
91
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
4 years
Tweet media one
2
0
90
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
10 months
@SwiftyNetwork @tayvischarm @pinkylemonadee I think he wanted to make it look like it was one show but Jason came in with a totally different fit, confessed to walking out and fucked it all up.
0
0
85
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
11 months
@_BirdieMachine @studmeetsworld @SmOoChEs_Mwah @MrsKhandiCoated @anyaithesaiyan it was negligent death lawsuits not cause she was worth millions. He was also in the vehicle when she was killed and suffered broken bones and a traumatic brain injury. Mom doesn’t deserve shit.
1
2
83
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
2 years
@jasminericegirl Guys giving dating advice: never be free, girls dont want someone who’s always free. If she says let’s go out, you can’t you’re working next week is better Girls: for the love of Christ before you approach me please at least be free enough where we can go on a date.
6
0
85
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
1 month
@TheAfrocentricI @bigplay24slay @iamSauceGardner Ok and how old is the dumb bitch holding that sign
0
0
81
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
5 years
@DrTitty43 @theejamieson Texas for sure. They about to open up again and I’m tired of them bragging about their low taxes and the mansions they can buy for 200k Mexico can have em 😂😂
6
5
77
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
4 months
@philliesenj0yer When did you realize Welcome to San Juan
0
0
78
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
2 months
@pooldemo Like sorry we don’t give the best possible price, we do the best job possible, quality ain’t cheap.
1
1
76
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
4 years
@1080Johnson @Tim_McManus Did you watch the game? Cause Nate didn’t look like a guy who got first team reps and knew he was gonna play. If it was about protecting Hurts you could have let Nate play the whole game. Benching players in the 4th quarter when you’re down 3 is such a low thing to do.
1
0
70
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
2 years
@Wuan_Doe @IordCinco I was waiting for a bet you won’t swing 😂
0
0
64
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
6 years
@amandaasette @awkgirlfd Look at their faces. All kinds of regret right there 😂😂
1
1
67
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
5 years
1
1
63
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
3 years
@KenneyHo @__CHIEFCHRIS @such_A_frknlady @emrazz Def the guy that yells bet ya won’t swing right before a massive brawl breaks out.
0
0
56
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
1 month
@megsxzum I ain’t built for this one megs can we get a redo on the position of the day.
2
0
63
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
4 years
@judyfan3 @beccastareyes @Cumzilla420 @garyhe Not to mention two categories being a 5 and only one being a 3 for an overall of 3
0
0
59
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
3 years
Tweet media one
0
0
61
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
2 years
@stillnotadvice @TheJoeySwoll @realgreggd Exactly. It’s also the new year so you have a ton of new people at the gym trying to start the year off right meanwhile we got this toxic behavior going on.
0
0
58
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
2 years
@FSUmollz The fact you can do this and still be hungry and sober at the end is proof the games are too long
1
0
58
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
2 years
@theMereWolf @the_transit_guy You missed the point so clearly and somehow got 600+ likes.
1
0
55
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
3 years
@mikeisojo @EyelashGecko @crawlspacing @Sandernista412 105 hours in a week sounds like it. How is that even fucking possible!? Not to mention like that’s def. a violation of most labor laws.
1
0
56
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
7 years
0
2
51
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
5 years
0
0
50
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
2 months
@lurchpurch @1ShotBlizzy @414cashout @kenswift @PhoenixMercury @chicagosky AR stans have a collective IQ that matches her shooting percentage.
1
1
53
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
4 years
@robertwolf32 @TomBrady Guy who’s a Fox News contributor wants Brady to do more regarding COVID.
1
3
43
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
2 years
@_mull__ Dr Doofenshmirtz realizing he’s the peak of sex appeal.
0
2
51
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
2 years
Japan gets it done. That was a solid tournament I don’t care what anyone else says the WBC is must watch television. #WBC2023
0
3
49
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
3 years
@azoookah @LilTravi2 How is I’m going to Greece in May an obvious invite!? 😂😂
2
2
47
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
9 months
@JibJorb @okimstillhungry 280 pounds and mains Rell like bro pick a struggle.
0
0
47
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
5 months
@Dschf @joebensonx @tfons No it wasn’t. You’re confusing availability with quality, like yes sure the ACA helped more people get insurance but it also lowered the quality of the product due to the mandates they put in place.
5
1
48
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
3 years
@SheRatesDogs Should have left him on read after he claimed marines couldn’t be stationed in Mexico. Like what dumb fuck logic is that, marines are stationed basically everywhere
0
0
48
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
3 years
@holy_schnitt Well if you shake it 3 times you’re playing with yourself again
1
0
46
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
2 years
@barstoolsports Threw a pick and went for that tackle. I respect that outta my QB
5
0
46
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
2 years
1
0
45
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
1 year
0
0
46
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
1 year
@JoeyKnish22 100 milly on an NBA draft prop 😂😂
0
0
46
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
1 year
@Taytaybank @KanielaIng This dude asks a specific question about how long tourism can be paused before it negatively effects the economy and the comment section is full of people saying we don’t need to worry about your next vacation 😂
Tweet media one
1
0
45
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
3 years
@kittynouveau Of all the things wrong with this ad the one that irks me the most is these mother fuckers really taking a deposit to live in that shit hole that they themselves rent from a landlord: what exactly is the security deposit for if I damage the wall that’s a piece of fabric 😂
0
0
41
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
3 years
@barstoolsports Jealous of a shot girl just trying to make money. are women ok?
2
0
38
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
8 months
@BustedStops It’s crazy cause we all know 7k ain’t shit but it’s a whole lot more than a bunch of people have when 70% of people are living paycheck to paycheck. So I mean dudes doing alright, just gotta keep grinding and it’ll be 5 figures then 6. Hopefully not in checking tho
1
0
40
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
3 years
@B1GStark @NotPHndrxxx @iamkhalilxo @keoniboyy @iambfendii Just to let y’all know most of these wallets test pretty bad against the readers. Best advice I can give is don’t carry your debit card around as the rules for your shit being stolen is much different for debit cards than it is for credit.
2
3
42
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
4 years
@DarthLux @okaishawty Feel like a lot of guys who are 24,25 would have the range set at like 18 or 19 to like 30. As I believe that’s the default range. I doubt many guys pay attention to it. Late 20s, early 30s and having a range of 18-20 is suspect AF as that was specifically set.
0
0
39
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
6 months
@ExpiryYT @TheTollyCensor @Dexerto Jake’s problem is he looks slow. He’s gonna get destroyed if he’s trying to match power, Tyson still quick as hell for his age and size.
6
0
40
@eliminat0r85
Eliminat0r85
3 years
@cal_gif USPS applications after this tweet
0
0
37