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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ

@darthlux

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Aussie in Texas. Cat lady, gym rat, good cook, really into horror movies & F1 πŸ¦– Also @lauraluxirl

Austin, TX
Joined January 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
5 years
the media just isn’t gonna let this rest until they get the joker inspired shooting spree they want lmao
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"Joker," the film about a marginalized clown who goes on a killing rampage, is facing a wave of criticism that it glorifies a killer and could encourage copycat attacks
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
6 months
one time i saw ants eating jizz out of a used condom on the ground in a parking lot
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Even ants know what you should be eating.
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
4 years
this is the worst fucking workout i’ve ever seen??????
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Marjorie Taylor Greene πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
4 years
This is my Covid protection πŸ’ͺ #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain It’s time to #FireFauci
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
2 months
every single time i see a photo of this guy i just have a moment like β€œTHIS is the guy so many men look up to as an alpha stud? really???”
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2 months
BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Andrew Tate reportedly β€œcried like a little bitch” after arrest over child trafficking allegations.
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
1 year
yeah idk what these young couples are complaining about!!
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1 year
Most of us grew up in houses this size. It amazes me that young couples all feel they need a house ten times this size to start out in. No wonder there is a housing crisis in this country. Drive by any new developments and you never see economical houses this size being built.
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
2 years
i wish all people who bought 12 properties to turn into full time short term rentals and ruined the housing market a very bankruptcy πŸ€—
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The Airbnbust is upon us #Airbnb
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
5 years
crying in the uber πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
1 year
no he doesn’t. you guys just get on here and say anything.
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1 year
Male musculature standards have gotten so cray Arnold legit looks small in the opening of terminator II
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
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he will be barbecued
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
2 years
i don’t care about β€˜natural sugars’ nobody will ever convince me that fresh fruit isn’t good for you
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
4 years
everybody please stop what ur doing and look at these wrinkly kittens
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
4 years
what if we kissed in the LA influencer fake private jet 😳
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
2 years
the fact that "onlyfans girls don't pay taxes" discourse is still happening is so funny like cmon man do you SERIOUSLY believe, in your heart of hearts, that the IRS is just allowing people to earn hundreds of thousands of dollars online without taxing them
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
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i joined the nextdoor app for my neighborhood and so many posts are like β€œtrafficking alert!!!! a middle aged woman approached me in the home depot parking lot to β€˜ask me for directions’, i ran to my car and locked the doors” lmao society is so cooked bro
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
2 years
this is my favorite lingerie set πŸ₯ΉπŸ’šπŸ’
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
1 year
insanely weird and gross thing to say; i’m eagerly awaiting the swifties channeling their destructive energy into this one
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1 year
If Taylor Swift is going to be taking over our Sunday’s I’m going to need to see a sex tape. These are my demands @PardonMyTake
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
1 year
i low key hate it whenever a famous man gets accused of rape because every time it is always such a stark reminder of how many people out there just don’t give a single fuck about sexual assault and will never ever believe victims of it
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
1 year
i am getting catfished by myself
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
2 years
anyone who thinks AI generated images of hot naked women is going to ruin the onlyfans economy for real life women has a fundamental misunderstanding of what onlyfans is
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
1 year
lemme explain to some of you why the β€˜mute’ button is very different to the β€˜block’ button for someone in the public eye. there is a completely deranged guy who pops up on here on a new account every couple of months to reply to everyone who replies to my tweets with a copy -
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
1 year
heyoo 😳
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
1 year
gosh i hope aerith doesn’t get impaled πŸ₯Ί
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
2 years
hiii πŸ˜‡
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
4 years
wild thing 🌡
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
1 year
posted about my car in the audi subreddit and men are being extremely Normal and Chill about it lmao
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
1 year
hi
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
1 year
hey πŸƒ
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
2 years
it's honestly so fucking weird to be an atheist watching laws being passed over your body and life based on something you fiercely don't believe is even real lmao
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
1 year
one of the stupidest conversations i’ve had in 10+ years on this website
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
4 years
ben shapiro doing 47 tweets crying about how harry styles wearing a dress in a high fashion editorial shoot is an attack on masculinity lmfao what a fuckin dweeb
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
1 year
thick thighs save lives 😌
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
2 years
what’s for lunch? 🍜
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
4 years
men using the πŸ™ˆπŸ™Š emojis while flirting should be a felony
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
2 years
@JUNlPER while i agree that watching deepfake porn of two of your female friends who do not shoot sexual content is extremely weird and violating and gross, his wife just sitting there crying in the background is also very weird
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
2 years
hello πŸ˜‡
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
2 years
hi πŸ˜‹
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
2 years
shooting content in public places where you may be seen doing sexual acts by people who did not consent to being involved is fucking gross
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
1 year
can i cook for you?
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
1 year
ice cream so good ice cream so good gang gang mmm coconuts ice cream so good
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
2 years
all the replies are mocking this/saying it’s not true but uhh i was bullied relentlessly for my big boobs when i was 12-13ish. the other girls would draw these exaggerated bimbo caricatures of me and i got labeled a β€˜slut’ before i ever even kissed a boy
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Sydney Sweeney: β€˜I had boobs before other girls and I felt ostracized’
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
1 year
heyyy
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
2 years
hello 😳
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
1 year
feeling blue?
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
4 years
hey peter
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
1 year
hi πŸ‘€
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
1 year
anyway hi 😊
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
2 years
two butts 🐢
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
5 years
check out these mountains πŸ”β˜ƒοΈ
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
4 years
🐯
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
2 years
hi πŸ₯ΉπŸ’•
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
2 years
hiiii πŸ₯°
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
2 years
hi πŸ˜ƒ
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
2 years
hello 😁
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
1 year
its $3 for the next 20 subs!!!
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
2 years
this is my favorite lingerie set πŸ₯ΉπŸ’šπŸ’
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
2 years
good night πŸ˜™
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
1 year
heyyy
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
3 years
pull the lever
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
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please pray for jesse pinkman. there’s nothing wrong with him he’s just stupid
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
2 years
waifu expo tomorrow 😁
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
2 years
hiii ✌🏻
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
2 years
hi :3
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
2 years
thick thighs save lives
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
1 year
i love this guy’s implication that bigger houses are being built because young couples are demanding 7 bedrooms and not because developers are building whatever they can sell for the most money lol
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2 years
hi πŸ’™
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1 year
hello πŸ˜‡
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
4 years
my boobs turned three today. everyone say happy bday boobies πŸ₯³
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
5 years
alex.... calm down
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
1 year
heyyy πŸ’™
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
2 years
trying to see uranus πŸ”­
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Laura Lux πŸ¦–πŸͺ
1 year
what are u looking at πŸ‘€
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