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@Fodderyfodder

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Creole. Cajun. Public defender. My tweets are not my own. DMilf. ACAB. #lawtwitter

New orleans, Louisiana
Joined August 2023
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@Fodderyfodder
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Do not listen to this guy. Worst advice. Cops exist to illicit criminal intel from you whether that’s about you or someone else, they do not care. But their job is to arrest and that is their goal- always.
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@Fodderyfodder
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@ATMwithJacy Having a license is being a target. People know that you have something to lose and are willing to threaten your license in order to manipulate and abuse professionals into violating themselves. Having a license is living in fear of losing it for standing your ground personally
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@Fodderyfodder
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Dear Microsoft, I never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever want to maintain the source formatting when copying and pasting.
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@Fodderyfodder
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Honestly being back on Twitter after having left reminds me why I was happy to have left in the first place— this place is a dumpster fire of not serious people with serious mental and emotional issues.
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@Fodderyfodder
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My autocorrect just corrected cc’ed to CUCKED in an email. Help.
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@Fodderyfodder
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I am getting king cake today!!! I repeat I am getting king cake!!!!!!!!
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@Fodderyfodder
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Breaking: Alabama Supreme Court ruled frozen fishsticks are also children.
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@Fodderyfodder
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Women notoriously hate well dressed men.
@ConserArmenians
Conservative Armenians
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@dieworkwear It's not men but toxic femininity. Women hate it when their partner is into fashion, appears to put effort into styling himself, and receives compliments/attention. It makes them self-conscious and jealous.
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@Fodderyfodder
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Fairly positive that’s not how your wife had an Asian baby despite you not being Asian ….
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Wendy Patterson
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Took the vaccine, have no Asian relatives in your family tree and you and your husband give birth to an Asian baby? It's because the vaccine they injected into your body contains the DNA from those baby parts they used so whatever nationality that particular baby was, DNA has
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@Fodderyfodder
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It’s been a difficult but beautiful year. I didn’t push my career to the next step, I took many steps backwards. I learned more about grief than happiness. More about letting go and giving in. I lost, and I healed slowly. I cried as much as I laughed. Still, I tried.
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@ATMwithJacy It’s unfortunate that people do this without consideration that this is how someone support themselves and how long and hard someone worked for this. They do this to lawyers too, coming for that license everyone worked so hard for over a minor grievance and minor retaliation.
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@Amtrak
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2024 goal: even more trains
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Help there’s been a murder
@innercitypress
Inner City Press
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Judge Kaplan: You are asking to re-open the direct. Habba: No, I will look it up-- Judge Kaplan: You do that. Habba: I would like to go one by one, there are only six Judge Kaplan: You will not go one by one. Habba: I preserved Judge Kaplan: You think you did
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@Fodderyfodder
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I fought. I won. And I survived. I’m very proud of me. 🥹
@Khanstillday
Khan 🧢 🌟
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EVERYONE INCLUDED; Please brag to me about a thing you did in 2023 that you’re proud of?
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@Fodderyfodder
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I just remembered one of my 2023 accomplishments— I finally popped my Twitter meetup cherry and met the loveliest mutual in November in RL after nearly four years of texting 🥹
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@Fodderyfodder
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When the judge is done with your shit
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@Fodderyfodder
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Some grown man outside of my house just viscerally called me a pussy after I asked him to move out of my driveway so I could park. And my question is … is this supposed to be a real insult to me? Are women ever offended by being called a pussy? So confused
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@Fodderyfodder
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Hi y’all. How’s been in these parts?
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@Fodderyfodder
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So many dudes trying to cope in the comments saying this isn’t attractive while I’ve watched this clip “yes” times. 🤤
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Matt Van Swol
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Some days, I don’t have motivation to go the gym. Then I watched Reacher with my wife, and saw her face during this scene. Motivation problem solved.
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@Fodderyfodder
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It’s no joke y’all. - the woman currently admitted into the hospital
@Fodderyfodder
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I have hyperemesis gravidarum and I feel like such a useless pos. Any tips to feel better? Mentally or emotionally or physically?
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@Fodderyfodder
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Those drag queens at it again
@antifaoperative
𝐁𝐞𝐤𝐬
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Tennessee pastor, Kenneth Lamons, has been arrested for the rape of a child.
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@Fodderyfodder
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Never saw more coke and MDMA than I did in law school amongst law students
@AskDrAnti0nette
AntionetteTheGirlNextDoor
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No because upper middle class people love coke. I didn’t realize that until about 5years ago. Like, I absolutely hate saying what I won’t ever do. But trust me when I say this, I ain’t NEVER doing no coke. Nor any other substance for that matter
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@Fodderyfodder
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Ketchup on rice deserves jail
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@Fodderyfodder
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Lil Wayne firmly presses the last piece of scotch tape on a gift, “best wrapper alive” he whispers to himself, the sips his hot cocoa. Merry Christmas from La-Weezy-ana!
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@Fodderyfodder
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This is sarcasm yall. A well tailored suit can trick anyone into thinking you’re incredibly attractive
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@Fodderyfodder
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This house costs 650k in my city but go off about “kids these days” Susan.
@gggirl924
Jerseygirl #FBR 🟧
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Kids today wonder how our parents were able to survive with one paycheck. This is exactly how it was done. See the size of this house. This was normal when I was growing up. No 5 bedroom homes with 5 baths. Living and buying within your means. Starter homes.
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@Fodderyfodder
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They keep pushing the Jeffrey Epstein list like it’s an album, been supposed to drop every day for the last 3 days
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@Fodderyfodder
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Textbook cop behavior
@digitalspaz
Kasey Freeman
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Ever wondered how to handle cops at your front door? This is a textbook example of how it’s done.
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@Fodderyfodder
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Light a few candles and burn a few bridges. Not everyone deserves to be a part of your journey.
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@Fodderyfodder
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To no one in particular or is it
@ItsMattsLaw
Matt Margolis
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hey we saw you from across the courtroom and we wanted to say that we hate your vibe
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@Fodderyfodder
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Let the gras begin! See you on the route!
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@Fodderyfodder
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Says the woman who had to whitewash her name to run for President
@MarkJacob16
Mark Jacob
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"We've never been a racist country," says Nikki Haley.
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This is honestly the craziest shit I’ve ever seen. This person needs to be medicated quick.
@LauraLoomer
Laura Loomer
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Is the Deep State activating HAARP to disrupt the Iowa Caucus? We all know @NikkiHaley has a lot of friends in the defense industry and Military industrial complex. She’s losing in Iowa, and now Iowa is set to get hit with a ONCE IN A DECADE blizzard as Donald Trump is set to
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Honestly a lot of you have really gross opinions re criminal rights of defendants experience mental health crises and I’m glad none of you practice criminal law (where at least 75% of clients are experiencing a mental health crisis) because wtf
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I’m genuinely questioning if he loves me because he hasn’t gotten me this… feels like grounds for divorce
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I love my city
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My toxic trait is believing I could bite it back
@GatorsDaily
Gators Daily 🐊
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favorite saltwater crocodile features 1) largest bite force on earth 2) jazz hands
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@Fodderyfodder
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Show me a cuter boi than Petey, bet you can’t
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Lol. This just isn’t reality. My first lawyer job offer was for $28,000. My second offer was for $31,000. I held out and remained unemployed for another 4 months, ultimately getting $51,000/yearly.
@flynanced
Cinneah of Flynanced
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if you have any of the degrees below, you should not be working an ENTRY LEVEL JOB making less than $100k
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@Fodderyfodder
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Someone send a prayer up for that public defender
@Phil_Lewis_
philip lewis
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The Las Vegas judge who was attacked in court has ordered the man who lunged over her bench to appear before her on Monday “by any and all means necessary,” court docs said
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@Fodderyfodder
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Thanks I hate you. And you’re stupid. That is all
@robinhanson
Robin Hanson
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If 14 guilty go free for each innocent punished, seems likely that most innocent folks convicted probably are guilty of something. Police are probably that competent. But most poll respondents disagreed:
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Girl fuck off, disrespectfully.
@motherpilled
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I am always going to encourage women to have an unmedicated birth if possible. There is a purpose to the pain and if you spend your life avoiding it, that’s not a life at all
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@Fodderyfodder
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But you can decide who attends YOUR wedding. I didn’t have children at my wedding and it was a great decision. I stand by it 100%
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Honestly this is the most unbelievable thing he’s ever said, even above hurricane gate, there’s no world in which trump didn’t want to be in a movie. NONE.
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Florida, you have 24 hours to respond and admit defeat as gator country.
@TerribleMaps
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Gator population in the United States
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@Fodderyfodder
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He won’t let me put my ice cold feet under his nice warm toasty body and now I’m wondering if this marriage is even worth it. What is your purpose here even?!
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@Fodderyfodder
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Warms my soul, necessary interaction and part of my day. Sometimes I use terms of endearments when speaking to myself because I deserve it
@Mollyploofkins
Molly Ploofkins™
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Calling someone sweetie, darlin’, or honey is often part of the Southern US culture. Do you find it offensive?
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Honestly cops are trustworthy, just talk to them so they can help you.
@NATERERUN
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Quote this tweet with your response
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@Fodderyfodder
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It’s almost carnival time and the houses are dressed and ready. 6 sleeps to go!
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@Fodderyfodder
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Me thinks this may have become a dog whistle while I was off the internet ?
@Universe__Lover
x_X_I Love the Universe_X_x
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yeah and please use the cutest, most whimsical text you can think of
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@Fodderyfodder
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A hard lesson that I’ve been learning: There’s nothing wrong with shedding old relationships as you grow and change.
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Also obligatory- nice try, cop!
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How to do an algorithm cleanse? I want this to be a happy place, not whatever this place is.
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@Fodderyfodder
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Sympathy is easy. You have sympathy for starving children. Sympathy is easy bc it comes from a position of power. Empathy is getting down on your knees, looking someone in the eyes and realizing that you could be them, all that separates you is luck.
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POV of a guy that likely can’t see his own dick
@RxRedpill
Rx Redpill
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Your daily reminder to avoid marriage.
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@Fodderyfodder
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It’s true, I bought my first house for Petey. 😂
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@jaysbookman
Jay Bookman
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I don't think we've fully grasped the implications of that Alabama Supreme Court ruling. If frozen fertilized eggs are human beings, then all abortion for any reason will be banned in Alabama, as will use of an IUD, which prevents implantation of a fertilized egg in the uterus.
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Who is they? Who is scared of blonde hair blue eyed people? I am concerned for this very clearly child bride, that is horrifying
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Jan 6 cannot come soon enough, seriously I am so excited for king cake I can’t think of anything else.
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My mom called me at 8am to let me know to take cover for rain and winds at 3pm. She just called again to make sure I’m ok.
@farris_april
April Farris
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I'm a judge in my late 30s. My mom still texts me when we're under a tornado watch.
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My dream job is to be independently wealthy
@kyry5
Kyle Patrick
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“Dream jobs” don’t exist for most people. Finding a tolerable job and finding purpose in the other aspects of your life can absolutely be something to strive for
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Hey you, you’re worthy without doing anything to “fix” yourself with a NYE resolution.
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I hate it here
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Reflecting on last NYE, I was miserable— in pain & pure anxiety feeling stagnant and unsure. I haven’t come that far in a year but a few small life alterations— and this NYE, I’m completely at peace with where I am and excited for the what 2024 brings. Growth. Cheers y’all!🥂
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@Fodderyfodder
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This lil guy is at the vet with a cough. Mom is worried.
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@Fodderyfodder
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It’s a little early for this yet but that’s ok I’ll circle back later to pat myself on the back again — but I’ve very proud of my 2023. I did good things y’all.
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This seems fine
@celinatruckstop
Celina 52 Truck Stop
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This week at a random time, we will be hosting an Active Shooter Drill to test our preparedness. Officer Rodney Bartow will shoot rubber bullets at customers. Being struck gets you a $25 gift card. Do NOT engage Rodney. Weapons prohibited without exception except by our staff.
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Been watching this guy cut meat for at least an hour and y’all… I’m ready to propose or whatever I gotta do to get all this meat. Talk meat to me, daddy 🤤
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@Fodderyfodder
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True love is wiping away your dog’s eye boogers
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@Fodderyfodder
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Hi, it me
@JennMGreenberg
Jennifer Greenberg 🕊️
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Um … *all* of my cookie sheets look like this 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@Fodderyfodder
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interfering in people’s FREEDOMS?! As in the … freedom to … OWN HUMAN BEINGS and CHATTEL SLAVERY? Someone please tell me I have this wrong
@MerylKornfield
Meryl Kornfield
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Stunning moment: At a town hall in Berlin, N.H., Nikki Haley was asked by a voter what was the cause of the Civil War. She said the war was about government interfering in people’s freedoms. The voter then called her out for not mentioning slavery.
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And here I am forgetting to lock my front door most days …
@kriissaa_krae
🅺🆁🅸🆂🆂🅰 🅺🆁🅰🆈
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Is this real life? I don’t feel like this is normal…
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@Fodderyfodder
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Started off 2024 with breakfast in bed and my first (really great)orgasm of 2024. Cheers to beginning 2024 spoiled and relaxed!
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Um aren’t these like prehistoric murder machines??? Why is she so calm
@Motabhai012
Amit Shah (Parody)
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Close encounter with a Cassowary
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@Fodderyfodder
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Made my year already 😂
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@Fodderyfodder
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Mommy Twitter (especially birth Twitter) is truly the most vile place. I hate most of you for what you do to other women. We deserve better in this world.
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@Fodderyfodder
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My city 💜
@marcorasi1960
Marco
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From Royal street to the bridge, New Orleans (somebody good must be playing in front of Rouse's)
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Forgive my loans.
@POTUS
President Biden
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When I came to office, the pandemic was raging, the economy was reeling. But because of the American people, we've achieved record job creation, historic economic growth, and among the lowest inflation rates of any major economy.
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While I go through SO MUCH WORK to look good, the rose finch just wakes up like this. Tf?
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I am so tired of this narrative for why evangelicals are voting en masse for trump when the reality is evangelicals want to impose their will (theocracy) on the country and will vote for whoever, even Satan himself, to do so.
@AliceCaterpill1
readingmylifeaway
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@ggreenwald There will be no self-reflection. Which is exactly why Trump is winning. The people want to be heard and acknowledged. They have been maligned, made fun of, chastised, told they were stupid, called every name in the book, and ignored. They have been treated like trash in their
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This chode thinks pregnant women dying is a win for humanity and God.
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@Fodderyfodder
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Would like to formally request a cease and desist on the fireworks for the sake of Petey, Lola and Archie’s nerves (and mom’s).
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@Fodderyfodder
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Always give someone two chances but never give a third.
@ThatEricAlper
Eric Alper 🎧
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What's the most meaningful piece of advice you've ever received?
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@Fodderyfodder
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I tried to rise, I tried to stand up when my legs were weak beneath me. Still, I tried. I tried. And tried again. And that is an achievement, I’m celebration that I survived… this difficult but beautiful year. Here’s to 2024 bringing less need for strength and resilience.
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I’m crying
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I’m in my 30s and married. Moms gonna mom until you’re dead
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@Fodderyfodder
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IVF and birth control I knew were already on the list of things the GOP was coming for… but divorce shocked me tbh. Shouldn’t have but it did
@BenZeisloft
Ben Zeisloft
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Happy new year! In 2024 we will make great strides toward banning: — Pornography — No-fault divorce — Same-sex mirage — Child sacrifice and IVF — Abortifacient birth control — Genital mutilation procedures
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@Fodderyfodder
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Can’t make this up, behold the dumbest person on Twitter
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@Fodderyfodder
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I’m so glad men are deciding my healthcare.
@ask_aubry
AskAubry 🦝
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A twelve month fetus? What?!?
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@Fodderyfodder
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His defense lawyer is working overtime making his image squeaky clean in the midst of trial 💪
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@Fodderyfodder
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McDonald’s has no chill
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Scrolling is to seeing the worst, most extreme biased actually absurd versions of everything— misogyny, feminism, conservatism, liberalism, etc. it’s all here…
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@Fodderyfodder
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I’m more interested in him using state money to fix our pot holes
@FixNOLA
Fix New Orleans
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"We cannot address economic opportunity in New Orleans unless we address crime... Just think if the violence wasn't there how many people would come." 👏 Gov.-elect @JeffLandry spoke with WDSU about unacceptable crime rates here and increased state involvement. #lagov #lalege
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@Fodderyfodder
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In 2024, I’ll be around people who are generous and consistent communicators who prioritize resolving and healing relationships after conflict. I’m a little late to the resolution game but this is it.
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@Fodderyfodder
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To my other strange ladies out there, you go girl 😙
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@Fodderyfodder
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I can’t tell if this is just an idiot or a troll or both… I have had more transvaginal ultrasounds than I have fingers and toes in my life thus far…this is a common procedure for women. Now please get fucked.
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@Fodderyfodder
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I’m on my last slice of king cake. This is not the life I wanted for myself 😩
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@Fodderyfodder
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You were accused of body shaming because you were indeed body shaming, now I’m wearing a size smaller and putting my nipples on ice before I go to church just to help you learn how to control yourself and your thoughts better in the house of God. Here for you too.
@haymes_joshua
Joshua Haymes
7 months
I was once put into the position of having to address a woman for regularly not wearing a bra to church on Sunday. I was accused of body shaming. The truth is, it is incredibly unloving to allow a fellow sister in Christ to continue causing brothers to stumble without
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@Fodderyfodder
Public Defendering
7 months
There’s a dog that has been barking nonstop (all day and all night) since the day after Christmas. How rude is it if I knock on their door to see if I can throw a ball for it or take it for a walk? I’m thinking maybe some exercise or company may help and I don’t mind.
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@Fodderyfodder
Public Defendering
8 months
Fame Cock Threesome Well. This is weird.
@DCHomos
@DCHomos
8 months
The first 3 words you see is what 2024 will bring you! #HappyNewYear
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