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Joined September 2011
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@FSUmollz
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2 years
“I remember the morning the Titanic departed from England, I was supposed to be on that ship. They called it unsinkable but I had a bad feeling”
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I respect his unwavering commitment to dressing like a lesbian
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. @JoeyB is ready for MNF. Fresh Fit | @kroger
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Two fundamentally different candidates
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5 months
Harrison Butker watching women graduate
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3 years
Dudes be like “nobody cares about your spotify wrapped” then post their golf swing
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4 months
They will never be Him
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8 months
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Juan Toribio
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#Dodgers Shohei Ohtani said his wife is a “normal Japanese woman” and has known her for 3-4 years.
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After giving her the worst 5 seconds of her life:
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5 months
Work tomorrow
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1 year
Outside the bar at 3am looking at the guy holding a pack of Marlboro Lights
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1 month
DJ Ugottabefuckingkiddingme
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2 years
Russell Wilson in the aisle of the plane for four (4) hours
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Jalen Milroe being arrested for fraud
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17 days
UGA players immediately upon consuming alcohol:
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wow that was crazy
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3 months
Work tomorrow
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1 month
I’ve seen enough
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@FSUmollz
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2 years
RIP Queen Elizabeth you would have loved to see Jameis Winston and Kirk Cousins play in your kingdom
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9 months
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Funniest shit during nfl games is when they cut to fans in crowd and it’s fully grown men dressed in the dumbest outfits imaginable
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2 years
Watching LIV Golf
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6 months
CBS interrupting with Iran/Israel conflict news then back to Masters coverage
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3 months
My favorite Olympics memory is watching Bob Costas’ pink eye get progressively worse each day
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20 days
“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research thanks
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2 years
Do I have to see Paddington 1 and 2 to understand Cocaine Bear?
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10 months
Going Ohtani mode at the bar tonight (drinking 700 million drinks and not speaking English)
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5 months
I don’t like artificial turf. It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and gets everyone injured everywhere
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2 years
“Chinese energy executives paid millions to Hunter Biden… who was on CRACK”
@BarrettSallee
Barrett Sallee 🇺🇸
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Stephen A. Smith just told Paul @finebaum that he'd consider running for President of the United States.
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1 year
Seven hours ofcommercialfreefootballstartsrightnow
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These three little words are a big turn-on
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4 months
The capitol once they fully ban zyns
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1 year
Joe Burrow since getting paid
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6 months
Good morning Atlanta Falcons fans ☀️
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1 year
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Funniest shit during nfl games is when they cut to fans in crowd and it’s fully grown men dressed in the dumbest outfits imaginable
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4 years
Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can make out with two girls and put your head between a cocktail waitress’ breasts or grind with multiple fat women
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1 year
I’ve been guilty of laughing at these submarine jokes but tbh it’s unfortunate that most of us are disconnected from the reality of the situation and there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a home run. And so that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame
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I’ve heard enough of Tom Brady, justice for Greg Olsen
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1 year
The PGA Tour said
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5 months
How it felt showing up to school late with McDonald’s after a doctor’s appt
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5 months
Scottie Scheffler inside the Valhalla clubhouse
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1 year
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@tamsully12
Sarah Bellum
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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
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7 months
Jack Gohlke in three months: Hi my name is Jack and today is my first day on the Risk Consulting team at PwC. A fun fact about me is I hit the most three-pointers in an NCAA tournament game against Kentucky. Excited to join the team!
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3 months
This Copa America stadium debacle is a security and safety risk but did they take into consideration the mental health of those listening to an additional 30 min of Alexi Lalas
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1 year
They should make an Urban Meyer at Florida documentary that actually documents what happened during Urban Meyer’s time at Florida
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4 months
Gregg Berhalter
@BoxingKingdom14
Boxing Kingdom
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Who would you like to see Anthony Joshua fight next?
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19 days
It’s Zepp Charles’ Day
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4 months
it’s always two dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyyy”
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6 months
If I can give a recommendation to any avid golfer: be rich
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Rick Golfs
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If I can give a recommendation to any avid golfer: Join a good country club. It’s life changing. Having people to play with, fast pace of play, and better conditions increase enjoyment so much. If you have a family, it can become a central part of life. Golf sure, but also
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2 years
Working after 3pm on a summer Friday
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2 years
I love being a baseball fan Bally Sports: not carried on YouTubeTV MLB Network: no longer carried on YouTubeTV MLBtv: constant blackouts MLB: why is baseball dying?
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10 months
My friend thinks you’re cute. He’s right over there being very normal
@RealSkipBayless
Skip Bayless
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I can’t lose in these shoes. MJ FOREVER. #DripBayless
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1 month
Tom Brady just said it’s hard to make 10, but really hard to make 20 yards. That’s what $375 million worth of analysis gets you folks
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1 year
I don’t care about Trump’s mugshot. I care about the confirmation that he’s the same height and weight as Derrick Henry
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11 months
Dudes be like “nobody cares about your spotify wrapped” then post their bet slip that didn’t hit
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1 year
This is that one tall guy in Star Wars Episode 2 that was building the clones
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Wemby is here 😎 (via @NBA )
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2 years
Pat McAfee: *yells for no reason* Guy who peaked in high school: omg this is just what college gameday needed
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2 months
Using Nick Castellanos like he’s Punxsutawney Phil tonight. No homer means stocks back on track and WWIII postponed for six more weeks
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How I’m explaining PFT Commenter on College Gameday to my mom
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@hugetulip
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Who are 2 people that actually did match each others freak?
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Urban Meyer if his PR team didn’t get final approval for what was shared in Swamp Kings
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ESPN letting go of 20+ personalities just to force Pat McAfee down our throats bc he’s loud and says things like cuzzo
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My favorite Kentucky Derby memory
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4 months
I blame Alexi Lalas exclusively for the game not growing in America
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4 months
USMNT losing but a step closer to Berhalter being fired before he continues to waste the best generation of players we’ve ever had
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4 months
Working after noon on July 3rd
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10 months
Middle-aged men in 17 year old CFB recruits’ DMs
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7 months
Going Ohtani mode at the bar tonight (drinking 700 million drinks, gambling on teams I’ve never watched before, and not speaking English)
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10 months
Going Ohtani mode at the bar tonight (drinking 700 million drinks and not speaking English)
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I bet Tony Romo has called his wife Jim in bed. It’s just natural
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3 years
We used to be a country. A proper country.
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1 year
So Big Cat live-streamed himself playing NCAA Football 14 during Covid and created a coaching character named Gus Duggerton. Then this guy out of no where tweeted that he looked just like the character in real life. Barstool hired him but they just let him go after three years
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You like that white boy?
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2 years
We, as a society, have moved past the need for Alexi Lalas to be on television
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2 years
Wow! Congrats to Aaron Judge for the incredible achievement of being 12 homeruns away from tying the record set by Barry Bonds in 2001
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nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - that you pride yourself & think of yourself as a man of faith - the drive into deep left field by Castellanos - the headset not put on again
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2 years
No one is talking about how shorter baseball games are bad for the 9 innings 9 hotdogs 9 beers fans
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2 years
Little Caesars can pay millions of dollars on a partnership with the NFL and it’ll never be as impactful as this organic Facebook post by Zepp Charles
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There’s something about seeing a group of 21 y/o boys with one of them carrying a singular pack of white claws. You just know fellas are getting after it tonight
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Kate Middleton has been seen in Mobile, Alabama
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That guy who peaked in high school, still posts on Facebook, and uses flags as decor thinks this is absolutely epic
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Joe Pompliano
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Pat McAfee opened up his first show on ESPN with a disclaimer 🤣
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Me when I work past 5pm
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When a pro athlete does it they’re an “unrestricted free agent” but when I do it I’m called “unemployed”
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Society if Miller Lite still had vortex bottles with specially designed grooves
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3 months
Livvy Dunne isn’t even that hot bro
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We interrupt this fourth quarter potential game winning drive to remind you that Kirk Herbstreit parades his exhausted old dog around the country
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10 months
I’ll send @Jerrythekid21 my entire album of feet pictures once he gets a hole in one
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@StooliesClub
Stoolies Clubhouse 🏴‍☠️
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I’m not being dramatic when I say DJ Uiagalelei is the worst quarterback I’ve ever watched play American Football
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I thought it was a joke when people said there’s a pic of Urban Meyer and his wife on the wall at his bar/restaurant that he got filmed at 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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6 months
Taylor Swift
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2 years
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2 years
As per usual the government is warning Floridians to not shoot our guns at the hurricane but how can we trust them? I’ll do my own research thanks
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Society if we could pick the games on YouTubeTV’s multiview
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2 years
Men used to go to war and now they post weekend photo dumps on Instagram
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Life update, today was my first day as production assistant on First Take! The staff is so supportive and taking time out of their day to onboard me, even on-air talent like Shannon Sharpe. Wish me luck during this busy football season!
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2 years
-Marty Mush
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2 years
Guys I know I could beat up: -Landon Donovan -Steph Curry -Rory McIlroy -Max Verstappen
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9 months
Every house in Philly will have one of these by the end of the night
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8 months
Unfortunately my soulmate is likely in some cheap Phoenix hotel rn setting his alarm for 3am to rush the gates at Waste Management tomorrow
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4 months
Gregg Berhalter would put together a losing formation with this squad
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If Rickie shows up in head to toe orange tomorrow it’ll be over for these hoes
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2 years
When I text you “🐎🎢” it means Broncos country, let’s RIDE, Broncos country? lets ride, Broncos country let’s ride, broncos country let’s ride
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Russell Wilson
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When I text you “☎️” it means I’m dialed in.
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If there’s one thing we’ve learned from Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots, World Series Champion Astros, and CFB National Champion Michigan Wolverines it’s this: always cheat ✨
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