Jared (JD) Cohen @boywndrjdcohen Twitter profile

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Jared (JD) Cohen

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18 days

Fat girls should NOT be allowed to wear lulu tennis skirts. Fuck that!

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@kwamecampaigner I need to get back in my kennel. I’m barking and running around my apartment

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16 days

Just did blow with this guy in bathroom😂😂😂

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The craziest thing about the BV, is I talk to some of these people on here more then my extended family, and I don’t even know there names or who they are, just there profile picture and alias. Insane

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@retardedNwhite Wonder what interest rate she got from her pimp for those bad boys

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If you’re over 21 with a private story on Snapchat that needs to go. You’re a grown ass man! Post on your burner twitter.

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1 month

@Al_Brown313 Add attention to detail as a LinkedIn skill right now, Alfred. Thanks

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2 months

@richdaddycarter All a man needs.. plus a wife who works out and is hot

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2 months

If Kamala wins I’m moving to the Bahamas to be a tiki bar bartender and strictly wear Tommy bahama while listening to Jimmy buffet 365 days a year

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15 days

Went private to let this tweet die down. Couldn’t let this guy get fucked over by some asshole kid on his burner account. Great dude

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16 days

Just did blow with this guy in bathroom😂😂😂

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1 month

My old coke dealer posted on Instagram notes “kill the boy, let the man be born” and I think I’m ready to run through a brick wall

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17 days

@martys_penguin Good point Marty. Never thought about it this way.

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Jared (JD) Cohen

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3 months

What I’m missing in life is a fat, Italian, middle aged butcher, who gets me deals every week on cuts of meat, and says “only the best for you” and his nephews and wife also work at the butcher shop. And his nephews are nasty at soccer. But he says to them“Meat first then soccer”

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13 days

Just saw a guy driving alone with a fricken medical mask on

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Jared (JD) Cohen

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14 days

Just love tapped a guys truck while backing out of parking lot. He told me it was no biggie and didn’t care to exchange insurance. We shook hands and went on with our days. Need more guys like that

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1 month

@MallettesBurner 😂😂😂 nothing worse than the acha guys thinking they’re d1

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1 month

In another life I was a bartender and now I own a boat, due to my career as a mortgage broker, writing NINJA loans pre 2008 financial crisis

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1 month

Snapchat stories with songs added should be banned. Was tapping through snap stories while driving and listening to the chili peppers, and all of the sudden some blowhard I have added is posting his souped up car with a Travis Scott song in the background. Blocked and reported

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Jared (JD) Cohen

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6 months

There’s this complete lard ass chick I work with. Talking some big numbers here on the scale. She left office early so I’ve been tossing all my candy wrappers into her trash can under her desk 😂😂😂 she’s humongous!!! Everyone will think it’s her 😂😂😂

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5 months

@tomizzogoat6969 Tony- I don’t know you, but I relate and understand you. Let’s have a drink at Maynard’s this summer. -JD

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1 month

The globalist radicals are trying to force feed me horrible, no good stories on Snapchat. Do people actually enjoy this content?

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5 months

Fat black lady at grocery store deli called me “baby”. Stop it Destiny I will literally eat your pussy

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3 months

The southern bros may have made Peter Milar what it is today but god dammit I will die on the hill that us MN guys were in on lulu way before the rest of the country was

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26 days

Yeah bro your thigh tats looks so bad ass 🤙🤙

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1 month

@GordonGekko420 Rockstar move

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1 month

New head cover from last weeks trip. Thinking about starting a little collection for each new cool course I go to. Questions? Thoughts? Concerns? -JD

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2 months

Guys in entry level positions who give career advice on tik tok might even be worse than the self proclaimed entrepreneurs trying to sell you a course

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1 month

Can’t wait for football to come back. I don’t mind betting on MLB but I just can’t wait to throw up 5 team CFB parlays every given Saturday

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14 days

Free tickets to Zach Bryan. Plan on attending despite saying he sucked a week ago. Will probably praise him for years on end after I see this show. Thx

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Jared (JD) Cohen

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25 days

Too many nerds like football these days. I blame fantasy, and the borderline GameStop workers running the fantasy shows over there at espn. Nerds

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7 months

@MrsAllieRae Horny

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2 months

@DickWouldman Jett is what this country desperately needs.

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17 days

@Pingusbeer It’s really a horrible sight to see. Biker shorts are absolutely awful on fat women as well. Nobody wants to see that shit

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2 months

Feel like Batman Begins is very underrated

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Jared (JD) Cohen

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5 months

There’s nothing funnier than a fat person eating junk food 😂 like ohhhh this is why you look the way you do 😂😂😂😂

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4 months

Where it all started

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24 days

Lost a few bucks at the blackjack table

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2 months

@brunettebmbs Thanks for sharing, I enjoyed, thoroughly. -JD

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1 month

The Burnerverse is just the right wing capitalist version of discord at this point

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Jared (JD) Cohen

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2 months

Can’t imagine being morbidly obese in the summer. That would suck, so bad. Gross, sticky, and not enjoyable. Now I can see why most fat slobs are cranky and are rarely found soaking up the summer sun. Oh well, more for me and you! Lard asses!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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2 months

@WilsonWade8008 Worst take yet.

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Jared (JD) Cohen

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6 months

Id still eat chipper even if it came out they directly funded multiple sex trafficking rings and rigged the 2020 election.

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28 days

Gay guy that works at my company walked in with the most horrendous outfit I’ve ever seen. Looked like a chick dressed up to go to the bar. If you’re going to be gay at least know how to dress for an office setting

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5 months

@Shady_2311 I’ll take things that never happened for $500

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3 months

@KerryGoldBoy “Are you seriously golfing and on your boat drinking while there is a genocide going on in Gaza????!????” -Kat she/they 🇵🇸

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11 days

Updating resume rn. Is tweeting bs all summer from my office chair considered relevant experience?

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Jared (JD) Cohen

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6 months

Boss- “you’re late” Me- “Highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive”

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4 months

Somalians have never and will never get to have a beer on lake Minnetonka and listen to Jimmy Buffett all day. Sad! More for me!

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1 month

Very excited for this election to be over. Cannot stand my timeline just being far left and far right retards talking about Trump and Kamala. This fucking sucks

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Jared (JD) Cohen

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6 months

Can’t stop thinking about my high school crush who ate takis and drank Fanta in the back of the classroom. I loved her even though she was super obnoxious, had 3 baby daddy’s, and worked at gas station. I miss her, I can fix her.

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Jared (JD) Cohen

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5 months

Just watched a 50+ year old woman in corporate attire hop out of a brand new Escalade and rip her green mint loon. I actually laughed, and she smiled back as if I partake in the same activities. Deplorable 😂😂 We are so fucked, vape devices have infiltrated high society

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Jared (JD) Cohen

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2 months

Who wants to go to famous Dave’s off of highway 7 and talk macroeconomics

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Jared (JD) Cohen

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2 months

Just watched limitless last night. Popping an addy and gonna be an office weapon today

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Jared (JD) Cohen

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10 days

Birthday freebies are gay. Nobody cares it’s your birthday, and nobody cares about your free ice cream cone for surviving another year, you typical consumer!

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Jared (JD) Cohen

@boywndrjdcohen

7 months

Yeah I’m a white guy in my early 20’s who feels ostracized by society. So I collect my thoughts and publish them on this Twitter account under an alias because I’d never be able to say these things with my legal name. And when I get like 4 or 5 likes it makes my day

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Jared (JD) Cohen

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3 months

At lunch, alone, scrolling through burner Twitter, and enjoying some peace and quiet. Enjoying this

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Jared (JD) Cohen

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10 days

Sorry for the negativity, just heard some chick on the way back from class talking about all the places she needs to stop for her birthday freebies. Maybe find some friends to have a a cocktail with instead of sprinting to the nearest crumbl cookies. Just a thought

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7 months

Why are you mad it me for getting handsy in the Uber? Don’t blame it on me sweetheart, blame it on boys culture.

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1 month

@Tuckercarlzynnn Hahaha Tucker, you are retarted!!! Fuckin yankee!

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Jared (JD) Cohen

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3 months

Old guy just told me he hopes I have 10 virgins waiting for me in heaven after I bought him a drink. I hope so too Alfred. I hope so too

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3 months

Pk subban is annoying as fuck

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3 months

@JacobTrouba @usnews @PGATOUR @spittinchiclets @peshghi @ryanwhitney6 Troubs just pulled out pocket aces and said fuck you. I’ve played this hand on many college professors after a blown deadline. Yeah it’s dirty, but it works like a charm

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3 months

Riding your bike to work in corporate attire is kinda nails “Yeah sorry I was 4 mins late to that 9 am meeting I was hauling ass to the office on my mountain bike. You take your car again Julie? Figured, no wonder you’re morbidly obese”

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1 month

Talking to the moon is blaring at the casino bar and I just might shed a tear. Fuckin masterpiece by Bruno Mars

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Jared (JD) Cohen

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7 months

Definition of local nailgun 😂 wonder how much nose nachos kris “residential real estate savant” lindahl does on a daily basis. Definitely porking his secretary and his wife’s got no idea.

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Jared (JD) Cohen

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6 months

All these spring break videos are making me very upset I will be working 9-6 all week. Gonna go ride my bike around north Minneapolis and do wheelies until I get shot in the face

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Jared (JD) Cohen

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8 months

Beast mode Friday. Blacked out, spent 300$, bought a bag, lost it before I could take a bump, threw up in the shower shirtless in a frat bathroom, slipped on ice and shattered my phone, got in major fight with significant other.

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1 month

@stillgray This is just sad.

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Jared (JD) Cohen

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7 months

If you’re a male and have a vsco in your Instagram bio you need to make some serious lifestyle changes

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1 month

Had a blast this weekend. Looking forward to next trip. Thanks -JD

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2 months

@AesPolitics1 This was filmed before July 13 👍

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5 months

@pintmonster69 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 so gay

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Jared (JD) Cohen

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6 months

Spent my morning watching “stolen valor called out” compilations. Shit is so ass clown. It’s always some juiced up veteran calling out a borderline retarded kid 😂😂😂😂

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Jared (JD) Cohen

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10 months

@_ChrisCurtis Lucic looks like he’s straight out of the jersey shore in this mugshot holy fuck 😂

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2 months

Scrolling through rack of the days on Twitter during a qtr 2 recap meeting. A lot of this information is useless and I’d rather occupy my mind this way! Thx -JD

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2 months

Waggle hats are gay

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Lifted trucks are super gay

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5 months

Brown sugar oat milk shaken espresso from starbs and shit your pants on the way to a meeting while listening to it’s a killa by fisher type of Friday

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2 months

Bet the pro Palestine protesters have never been on a late night cruise with sounds by Jimmy buffet after 18 holes and a few cocktails

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7 months

No thanks, not tuning into the leftist/scripted nfl anymore. I’ll stick to the chel and porn

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Jared (JD) Cohen

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30 days

Where the fuck can a good ol boy like myself find some fuckin PACKET around here? Thx

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2 months

@WilsonWade8008 Worst take yet dude. Carry on

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Jared (JD) Cohen

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4 months

Always makes me laugh when I see a middle aged person with a cast or some shit on. Like why are you 45 years old and have a sling on😂😂😂 what could have possibly happened to you where you got injured and now need a sling????😂😂😂

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1 month

Golf trip is in a day, and I have reason to believe I tore my rotator cuff. Anyone know where I can find some OxyContin? Willing to try anything, have looked into fent. Lmk, thx. -JD

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5 months

If I hear “sup brother” with that stupid finger up one more time tonight I’m gonna invade Taiwan

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Jared (JD) Cohen

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11 days

Rest in peace Johnny Hockey 💔

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Johnny Gaudreau: 1993-2024 -Father -Son -Husband -Brother -Hockey star RIP to an American hockey legend.

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Jared (JD) Cohen

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9 months

Dude I’m so erect fuck

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9 months

PATRICK KANE GETS HIS FIRST AS A RED WING!!! #LGRW

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2 months

@candice_fit It’s because they buy a dog when they aren’t ready for one, then keep it cooped up in a 1 bedroom, 700 sqf apartment for 18 hours a day while there doing shit

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30 days

@JohnnyTickle_

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3 months

Private stories are gay, just tweet on your burner and be a man

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Jared (JD) Cohen

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6 months

I’ve yet to see an obese person that doesn’t have a crippling soda addiction. I mean Jesus fuck maybe the reason your a lard ass is because you drink a fucking 32oz polar pop every day. Not to mention your can of coke with every meal. Figure it the fuck out

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Jared (JD) Cohen

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1 month

Morning sun.. can’t beat it. Wish I could be on the course right now but I’m confined to my office chair, a slave to the corporate oligarchs. Sad

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Jared (JD) Cohen

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3 months

Caitlin Clark is an American hero and she is experiencing racism in the wnba. In 2024, sad!

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2 months

Best porta potty I’ve ever done coke In. Superb stuff!

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3 months

@samwitwicky008 Tried to wake up at 6:30 today to hit gym before work. Ended up sleeping in until 8:30 and rolled into the office about 25 minutes behind schedule. I’m weak, and need to train my feeble, loser mind

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5 months

I think I’d rather work the KFC drive thru in north Minneapolis than work at northwestern mutual

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5 months

If you’re a man and like cats you should kill yourself

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