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Dupree Ray Brown Jr

@Shady_2311

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Ex Army Infantry. Himbo. Big Naturals Enthusiast. Farmer. Avid Beer Enjoyer. Habitual Line Stepper.

Lincoln, NE
Joined September 2015
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3 months
“Are you just going to get wasted all day in the backyard?” Would you judge a flower for basking in the sun? Or a frog sitting atop a lily pad?
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10 months
I’m like if a guy was retarded and also liked ice cold beer
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21 days
My bitch wife finding me blackout drunk on the front lawn
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8 months
Not killing myself is a personal achievement but you can’t really brag about that during any kind of social interaction
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6 months
Hot blonde girl sitting next to me on my flight from Omaha to Chicago. As we’re flying over Lake Michigan. She leans over and asks “are we over the ocean?” I’m 4 mini shot bottles deep at this point and answer back with “yes actually, that is the ocean”. God bless dumb blondes.
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2 years
She think I came over for sex but I’m about to start crying
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2 years
My girl must be a beer the way I pound her
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5 months
In the John Deere 7810 having myself a day.
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1 year
Alcoholism be damned that boy can drive
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Dupree Ray Brown Jr
2 months
Paid $80 couple years ago to have a pic of my girl printed on a 30 round M4 mag. When we broke up I gave it to a 101st guy on the tarmac and told him to pass it off when he leaves. I like to think it’s floating around Afghanistan in some Talibans M4 paid for by US taxpayers.
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1 month
Had a friend in the Army who was severely depressed. Always had a drink in his hand, smoke on his lip and had a new whore in his barracks room. Wasn’t the most impressive guy but definitely wasn’t a total scummer. Always talking about killing himself. I asked him one day “you
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11 months
Yeah babe. I’m gonna ruin my family’s thanksgiving dinner with 19 beers. Get real you fucking retard.
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Dupree Ray Brown Jr
11 months
I like to drink beer, fumble bad bitches and be retarded
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29 days
I need a fertile retarded church bitch wife
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1 month
Should I abuse substances to or should I behave
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21 days
I have one big natural. My peepnis. Siri send tweet.
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Dupree Ray Brown Jr
5 months
Just pulled 40k out my farm account to buy a house. But everything in me is telling me to put it on the Minnesota Timberwolves -2.5 spread. I could buy two houses if I win.
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Dupree Ray Brown Jr
1 month
Do you fucking retards mind if I listen to this while I go to sleep drunk
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Dupree Ray Brown Jr
2 years
After thoroughly thinking and carefully reviewing the situation I’ve decided to abuse substances about it
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Dupree Ray Brown Jr
10 months
Men Will love one woman at 19 then never love again
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30 days
When I was in the Army I was in Hawaii for about 6 months to train with the Philippine Army. I met a local Hawaiian gal named Leilani at the bars by base. We hit it off. We spent a lot of time together and she showed me all around O’ahu. She was a musician. Not famous by any
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8 months
Please STOP making Valentines Day posts with your ugly ass boyfriend I am about to dial animal control
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1 month
Done with afternoon chores. The Farm Dog can sense pain behind my eyes. He says he thinks it’s time for a beer. I think he is right.
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1 month
BREAKING NEWS: Dupree Ray Brown Jr’s balls have just been drained by a very lovely Air Force woman. He is now headed to the bars in downtown Omaha.
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Dupree Ray Brown Jr
3 months
“She’s not gonna fuck you bro” She will. She will if I drink 19 light beers, blackout, and urinate all over myself in front of her.
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1 month
We exclusively immerse ourselves in melodies that evoke deep emotional turmoil, resonating with our innermost struggles and vulnerabilities in this tractor.
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2 months
They should invent a sexuality for guys who like ice cold beer
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My dick has gone places I wouldn’t dare go with a gun
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2 years
@beer_drinker777 I start shaking when I do so that’s a no go brother
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22 days
Would u guys marry a girl
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Dupree Ray Brown Jr
6 years
Happy Mother’s Day Ma...hold it down up in heaven girl...💕
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Dupree Ray Brown Jr
8 months
Need a woman with huge milkers to drop them on my head like a bowling ball multiple times until I am irreversibly concussed
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Dupree Ray Brown Jr
9 months
My Mom passing, losing my fiancé of 6 years, shit I done/seen on deployment I never thought I’d be here today. I farm for my family and all these other fellers round here. I got the most beautiful woman I’ve ever been with. I’m Gods favorite. God bless you all. Shit gets better.
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Dupree Ray Brown Jr
6 months
Had this bull calf last week the day OJ died. So we named him OJ.
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2 months
“I think you should cut out drinking” Would you ask an angel to remove their wings?
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Dupree Ray Brown Jr
10 months
Just found out the only woman I’ve ever loved got married. Debating on wrapping my truck around a tree tonight, becoming a worse human than I already am right now or actually bettering myself. Decisions decisions.
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Dupree Ray Brown Jr
9 months
Another swift block. Stay off my TL whores.
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5 months
Odell the farm dog got a coon pinned across the river. We getting wet fellers.
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Dupree Ray Brown Jr
5 months
Coming back from deployment I found out my fiancé had left me and was with another guy the whole time. My Squad Leader could tell I was dumbfounded. On the ride to his crib he gave me the best advice I’ve ever received. He said “she was never your woman. It was just your turn”
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Dupree Ray Brown Jr
9 months
It’s a Christmas Miracle. Snow on the Farm. Merry Christmas to you all. God Bless.
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4 months
Got bored, had eleventeen beers in the combine and drew a cock and balls in my cornfield last year
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4 months
Having ourselves a day.
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1 month
Every time I see her I get the urge to kill myself
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1 month
My playlist that my Ex Fiancé made for me when we moved in together randomly started playing in my truck headed home from work. I wasn’t going to drink tonight but God must have other plans. Here we go fellers.
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Dupree Ray Brown Jr
4 months
Can’t wait for beer time. That’s when I drink beer.
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3 months
Farmer stopped me in the field to give me a beer, a cig and to shoot the shit. Dude is 80 years old still farming with his old lady. I love working this guys ground. Never fails to bring refreshments+darts and a light hearted convo. God willing, I’ll be where he is in 60 years.
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@CaptainSardis99 Absolutely gorgeous
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6 months
@jvssixa489 I genuinely think she didn’t know. She is from Nebraska, attended public school, was in a sorority and mentioned she had never left the state. All those lead me to believe she was just a regular bimbo. Nice gal though.
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Dupree Ray Brown Jr
11 months
Downloading Grindr so I can find cool guys to drink ice cold beer with
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5 months
Rap dissing is gay. Shoot each other with guns.
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1 month
I’m one girl away from joining a paramilitary contracting company and parading my white ass around in 3rd world countries with a fully automatic weapon talking shit to toothless locals
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Dupree Ray Brown Jr
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I was looking for vise grip pouches for my belt on eBay and I came across this dude who just makes his wife hold whatever item he’s selling up to her tits. Every man needs a woman like this. Solid marketing strategy.
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11 months
I must live a certain way
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Dupree Ray Brown Jr
5 months
Ole Miss, UGA or South Carolina idek where I should go I have so many burner mutuals from each of those places. The aura from each of them are irreprehensible.
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Dupree Ray Brown Jr
1 month
I once had a hippie girl I was banging in Colorado who told me “dating you is like being a lamb at slaughter” I havnt fully deconstructed it yet but I feel like she was trying to tell me I’m a piece of shit in a nice way
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Dupree Ray Brown Jr
2 months
Next Wednesday, I will journey into the Rockies for a sacred silence retreat, embracing the wisdom of psilocybin until Monday. In this tranquil communion with nature, I shall explore the depths of my consciousness and reflect upon my being, connecting to the universe from within.
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Dupree Ray Brown Jr
11 months
This fucking guy and I are slaying beers tonight
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Dupree Ray Brown Jr
4 months
Never thought I’d be using my CIB to crack open up a road beer, but here we are. Cheers fellas.
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Dupree Ray Brown Jr
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Made this in my room B4 a barracks party with all the little barracks bunnies kickin round down stairs just for me to be autistic as hell in front of em but as an Infantryman it’s my duty to bring the violent retardation everywhere so I was really getting into the zone u feel
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2 months
Who wants to do a burner fantasy football league
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Dupree Ray Brown Jr
2 months
@TheTesticalElf Trust me brother, you do NOT need a girlfriend. Embracing your alone time is an invaluable opportunity for personal growth. Solitude fosters a deeper understanding of who you are, helping you build self-confidence and independence, which is essential for any healthy relationship.
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Dupree Ray Brown Jr
4 months
Went on a walk down by the river and Odell tree’d a coon. Sent a couple rounds through em and now we bask in the sun and think about the lives we’ve taken.
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That one time a couple months after deployment me and some fellers from my platoon got invited to a sorority party in Boulder, CO and ended up getting into an everything goes WWE smackdown match with half of the Sigma Pi Frat.
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Really resonating with this as of late
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Dupree Ray Brown Jr
9 months
Tried to help her make my meal preps for the week because I felt bad but when I tried to help her with em she said “get the fuck away from me, go sit down and watch your packers game. Here’s your beer” God has truly blessed me with a perfect woman
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Once on deployment after a firefight near Sangin/Arghandab, I was tasked with pulling security on a rooftop with my Mk48 on a possible avenue of approach while my fellow infantrymen set up a CCP (Casualty Collection Point) in a grape hut next to me. Doc Morten tended to my buddy
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@Shady_2311 need a crazy army story Dupree 🙏
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2 months
Could I pay one of you guys to assassinate me? I need the suffering to stop
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9 months
Was fucking a girl like this in the Army for a while. Short, skinny and blonde. Unbeatable trio, but you had to be on either side of her if you wanted to talk to her. Like a horse. If you wanted to hide from her all you had to do was stand directly in front of her.
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Wide set eyes, our brain doesn’t really know what to do when we encounter them
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Dude, you guys are fucking retarded.
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At what age is a man supposed to be married
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Dupree bought a house today
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7 months
Farm Dog and I crushed some booze last night
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Dude can sure shoot but he’s so fucking immobile he’d be useless in any legitimate engagement
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WOW. Mingus Reynolds of Texas Tech wins the NCAA National Championship in Wild West Mobility Shooting. This is Texas Tech’s 11th National Championship in the sport. Is TTU a dynasty? Here are the highlights:
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Made this playlist 4 u guys
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11 months
1 time in the Army I got arrested for drunk driving next the barracks of the Infantry company I was attached to and all the joes were hanging out their windows telling me to fuck up the MP’s but I ran instead and got tazed +pepper sprayed + jailed Happy Veterans Day
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1 month
Jacking off
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9 months
I know drinking 17 beers a night is good for me because when I stop doing it for a couple days I feel horrible
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When the farmers I work with encounter difficulties, they often use the term "RapeJob" to express their frustration. I find it to be an unique choice of words to convey their discontent. However, I will be adding this word to my vocabulary. Thanks.
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Dupree Ray Brown Jr
17 days
Snapchat Memories appear to possess a personal agenda against me, relentlessly amplifying the pain and horror that lives within me.
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9 months
Fuck this going to the gym after work shit too many high schoolers and botched synthetic BBL looking ass fools here imma start coming in @ 4am fuck y’all
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Dupree Ray Brown Jr
7 months
Crazy how undocumented immigrants might possibly be getting interest free home loans but a guy who served his country gets a VA loan at 7% interest what the fuck is going on in this country
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Dupree Ray Brown Jr
8 months
Tapped in fellas
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5 months
Going through a book I had with me on deployment/frequently wrote in post deployment and found this interaction our platoon had with a local.
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4 months
Peaceful night out here at the farm with the farm dog. Great way to end a day. Beers, porch time and dog. God Bless you all.
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Dupree Ray Brown Jr
10 months
If I ever stop tweeting on here it’s because I finally found the tradwife of my dreams and I’m living a quiet life on a farm or it’s because I painted my brain matter on the ceiling with a Remington 870
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Dupree Ray Brown Jr
9 months
A Bradley is an infantry transport. AN INFANTRY TRANSPORT AND ITS SMOKING THOSE FOOLS IN A TANK WITH A FUCKING 25MM BUSHMASTER. Gotta love whatever schizo invented this thing.
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