Sultan of the Sell Side | pronouns: double/chicken | Former D1 athlete (at the club level) | retired ski instructor | George Santos voter 2020 | “Would”™️
I feel like a VC investor finding insta baddies at sub 10k followers and watching them blow up to full fledged only fans thots with a million followers
Last night:
- bottomless wine dinner
- danced on the table
- called the bartender a whore
- threw up in the bathroom
- kissed my girlfriends roommate
- posted my dick on my snap story
- woke up drunk
- Uber eats the bagel place that is downstairs for $30
Successful birthday