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Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate

@DickWouldman

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Sultan of the Sell Side | pronouns: double/chicken | Former D1 athlete (at the club level) | retired ski instructor | George Santos voter 2020 | “Would”™️

New York, NY
Joined January 2024
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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Who’s the funniest person that could replace Biden on the ticket?
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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Walked by this dude on the way home from work today can confirm he is 5’3
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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Rebound Bosh, back out to Allen… BANG!
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@DickWouldman
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Mutual meet up
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@DickWouldman
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We’ve come full circle
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@DickWouldman
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2 months
Okay WSJ, I’ll just go kill myself
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@DickWouldman
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Micro-cap burner meetup
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
2 months
Are you a gnome?
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jimmy “two steppin” ribz
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Official weigh in for you Twitter punks that want to fight me
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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Yanked chain way too hard last night
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@GreenwichGooner No pic is crazy
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@DickWouldman
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Intern still wearing a tie to the office after 4 weeks. Don’t know if I respect it or he’s just a weirdo
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@DickWouldman
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The fact that this is considered a deal is outrageous
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@DickWouldman
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9/9/9 montauk edition
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@DickWouldman
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@westvillagecap You’re not built for this industry
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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Went here and nobody knew you
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@DickWouldman
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@westvillagecap It’s more gay to tweet this question than to have VSCO as a dude
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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Channeling my inner @BacardiCapital and refusing to work
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@DickWouldman
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I quit my job.
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
5 months
Your honor my client was in a “racist spot” anything goes
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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My own personal pitcher at brunch? Are you kidding me?
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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My intern asking me if I can take him to Mr. Purple tonight
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
2 months
As promised
@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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Hog reveal at 500 followers
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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Why are you as a straight man putting sugar in your coffee?
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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The plan (Sunday edition): - a metric ton of five guys - annihilate my hog - kill myself
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@DickWouldman
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@PicardiLime had his phone stolen last night. Not only did they max out his credit cards but they sold all his shit coins for a net loss. Devastating
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
5 months
I feel like a VC investor finding insta baddies at sub 10k followers and watching them blow up to full fledged only fans thots with a million followers
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@DickWouldman
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6 foot looking down on 5’11
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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Hear me out: A gym in DC called “Capital Gains”
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@DickWouldman
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Everything reminds me of him
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@DickWouldman
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Looks like new jersey to me
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@DickWouldman
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@DickWouldman
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6 months
Buy them dinner and ozempic
@_billyreid
Billy 🪩
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So it begins
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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Alix “Hard R” Earle
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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They don’t know I’m trying on lined shorts in Lululemon with no underwear on
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Hog reveal at 500 followers
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
5 months
Calling random pitbulls “miss peaches” >>>>>>
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I went here and you were the CEO
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@DickWouldman
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Please see a doctor
@Yogalnstructor
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At what point should there be skin here again. This is day 35
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@DickWouldman
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@BacardiCapital Congrats on coming out of the closet
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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Nobody wants to work these days
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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Someone needs to do something about the stunning lack of chipotle in the East Village
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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Hell yeah
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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Yanked chain way too hard last night
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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The Easter Bunny came!
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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Someone needs to take a fuck ton of addy and make a league tables for lower middle market burners (sub 1k followers)
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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Twitter is frfr the fastest source of news out there. We need to replace Bloomberg terminals with Twitter terminals
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
5 months
Can confirm the second batch of dogs were severely undercooked. Pray for us
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@DickWouldman
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Linen boy summer
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@DickWouldman
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RIP Rich Homie Quan. Voice of an angel
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
1 month
You must be fun at parties
@KerryKennedyRFK
Kerry Kennedy
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I am sharing a personal statement that my family and I have made in response to my brother’s announcement.
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@DickWouldman
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Having no headboard on your bed builds character
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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“Our team has over 100 years of combined experience” So you have 100 employees with each 1 year of experience
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@DickWouldman
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Went here and everyone knew you
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@Rothmus
Rothmus 🏴
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@DickWouldman
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@DickWouldman
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Happy birthday @itsemmycorinne !
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Happy 6/9
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@DickWouldman
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@BacardiCapital Absolute clowns spending $20 on drinks
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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Broken wrist. Can’t crank hog. Send help
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@DickWouldman
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Pregaming my blind date tonight
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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Meetup of Twitter burners, call that the yappening
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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Creating a new beverage dm if you went to invest 5% abv 10 grams of protein 20 mg of caffeine 100 calories
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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@PicardiLime On the third day, he rose again
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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I went here and everyone knew you
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@DickWouldman
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A man in a right handed watch is not to be trusted - the gospel according to Dick Wouldman
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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@BacardiCapital Margaritaville Times Square without a doubt
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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@NYCMayor this is a joke lmao
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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Nothing like getting back to your parents house and annihilating ur hog in ur childhood bedroom
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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@the_P_God didn’t realize you made merch
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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HELL YEAH
@CigsMake
Cigarette Aesthetica
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Good Morning
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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Last night: - bottomless wine dinner - danced on the table - called the bartender a whore - threw up in the bathroom - kissed my girlfriends roommate - posted my dick on my snap story - woke up drunk - Uber eats the bagel place that is downstairs for $30 Successful birthday
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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After noticing the shocking underrepresentation of FiDi on Twitter, I have made the executive decision to change my identity
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
7 months
Just swallowed a 6% zyn. Am I going to be okay?
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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Why are you as a straight man carrying an umbrella?
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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Me after my 8th line:
@RobesCap
Declining Shareholder Value
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I bought a soccer team
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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@BacardiCapital It’s not light mode. It’s called light skin
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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It worked
@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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Dressed like it’s summer because I’m manifesting warm weather
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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Need an e girl to save my life
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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Hell yeah
@MailOnline
Daily Mail Online
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Fury as Blake Lively repeatedly refers to transgender people as trannies in resurfaced interviews
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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Homeless man hotboxed the Brooklyn bound L train with crack and I’m not complaining
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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@itsemmycorinne Thanks babe
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
2 months
This is an insane stat lmao
@unusual_whales
unusual_whales
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BREAKING: Warren Buffett now owns more T-bills than the Federal Reserve, per CNBC
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@smugdoug0988 Just tried to fart and cum at the same time and I shit myself
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
4 months
White boy summer has never been so back
@nypost
New York Post
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‘Chipotle boys’ are rampant in NYC — and even the burrito chain has commented
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Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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This man can’t even buy a new phone because his credit cards got hacked. Pour one out
@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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@PicardiLime had his phone stolen last night. Not only did they max out his credit cards but they sold all his shit coins for a net loss. Devastating
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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@chrisblowrenzo No rolex is crazy
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Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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Mood all day
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@dumbledonk @BacardiCapital Rumor has it (from Bacardi Cap) that east village guy is a beast
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@ArlingtonBro I don’t even know what they look like in person but, would, based on their bitmojis alone
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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@westvillagecap Never beating the allegations
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@TennisQuaid What did miss peaches ever to do you
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@BacardiCapital @NGO_Burner We call it “Retard Saturday”. Only dudes. Personal beer towers (12 beers). First one to finish wins
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@DickWouldman
Dick Wouldman III, CFA Level 1 Candidate
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@westvillagecap Eat wagyu. Be a man
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