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@KerryGoldBoy

1 year

ITS JACK AND CRACK WITCH WEEK

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@KerryGoldBoy

2 years

@barstoolsports @spittinchiclets I love drunken hockey fights. The guy with high ground simply can’t lose

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2 years

@Pubity @DudespostingWs Fake phone fake whale fake ocean

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@KerryGoldBoy

5 months

@itstaylorbaes I would throw myself in front of a train

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@KerryGoldBoy

2 years

@DangeRussWilson I hate you so much it hurts

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@KerryGoldBoy

4 months

@vikingzfanpage Our first wide receiver is a horndog and our second wide receiver is a drunk we’re toast

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@KerryGoldBoy

5 months

I’m so fucking sorry liberals i know you can’t enjoy this

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@KerryGoldBoy

5 months

Sorry liberals 😞

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@KerryGoldBoy

9 months

Decided to have a fiesta all by myself

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@KerryGoldBoy

4 months

Why are you drinking a Dr Pepper at 9:30am you fat fuck god you’re disgusting

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@KerryGoldBoy

2 years

@BarackObama The racists are gonna have a field day with this one

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@KerryGoldBoy

3 months

@DidNothinWrong0 No one said she was hot. Also, i would definitely still bang her.

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@KerryGoldBoy

1 year

@sydneyfiles I can’t even see her face

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@KerryGoldBoy

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@KerryGoldBoy

5 months

Liberals don’t catch their food, they simply just go and buy it. This guy was a fucking hog. White boy summer is in full effect.

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@KerryGoldBoy

1 month

Alcohol infused😂😂😂😂 I believe you meant alcohol induced you fucking retard

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1 month

Kerry gold boy has blocked me 😂😂😂alcohol infused most likely. Hope he gets help he needs

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@KerryGoldBoy

8 years

i'm probably too old to go look for the plastic eggs filled with money in my yard, but i'm also too broke to leave them there so here we go

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@KerryGoldBoy

3 months

Put one in after lunch, stared blankly at my screen for 20 minutes, now having explosive diarrhea in the handicap stall. Excellent product.

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@KerryGoldBoy

3 months

Getting addicted to zyns today

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@KerryGoldBoy

2 years

@fuckedupfoods Zero reason for this to be on this page that looks scrumptious and you should apologize to the corn dog community

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@KerryGoldBoy

2 years

@fasc1nate Some day I will be a nail guy

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@KerryGoldBoy

8 months

The liberals sometimes forget about when I murdered this date party

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@KerryGoldBoy

1 year

ORLANDOOOOOOOOO THE BUTTER BOY IS IN YOU

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@KerryGoldBoy

7 months

Don’t know what it is but whenever it gets warm every year I get the urge to smoke pot. Unfortunately now all pot is way too god damn strong that i just choke on my tongue and think about everything wrong I’ve ever done. #BringBackMids

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@KerryGoldBoy

9 days

Lunch beer in an empty cafe in Walker, Minnesota.

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@KerryGoldBoy

1 month

@Vikeologist Not only are you wrong but you’re a horrible Vikings fan because you’re wrong.

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@KerryGoldBoy

3 years

#NewProfilePic

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@KerryGoldBoy

2 years

RIP to the undisputed goat in music, Gordon Lightfoot, singer and song-writer of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, the best song ever made. Today, let’s pour one out for Gordon, the brave men that died on the ship, and the big lake they called Gitche Gumee.

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@KerryGoldBoy

8 months

My moms favorite activity is watching unfunny liberal comedy shows and laughing obnoxiously loud to prove how liberal she is, but what she is really doing is seeing how quickly i will put her in an abusive retirement home.

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@KerryGoldBoy

1 month

Newest addition to the family

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@KerryGoldBoy

2 years

Christmas Eve stats: Coors lights: 4 Glasses of wine: 8 Times my mom told my extended family I’m an atheist: 2

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@KerryGoldBoy

5 months

Sorry liberals 😞

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@KerryGoldBoy

6 months

Dear Mr Uber at 7am, for gods sake do not say a fucking word to me. I understand you are trying to be nice but i hate you more than you could ever imagine. Mind you, you did nothing wrong. This is 100% my fault and it will be a horrible 25 minutes for both of us.

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@KerryGoldBoy

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@KerryGoldBoy

2 years

@TheHateCentral This is the most confusing post I’ve ever seen

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@KerryGoldBoy

2 months

@AEMuse5 @Timberwolves @theantedwards_ And now watch as I run through a wall for a 23 year old man

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@KerryGoldBoy

1 month

How can you not be romantic about Minnesota Vikings Football.

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@KerryGoldBoy

23 days

No I’m not joking i would kill my entire family and probably more

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tate mcrae and addison rae

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@KerryGoldBoy

7 months

MIAMI. THE BUTTER BOY IS IN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

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@KerryGoldBoy

2 years

Butter boy got a little loose on the dance floor tonight

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@KerryGoldBoy

5 months

Can not wait to buy a bag of giants kettle roast seeds get a red solo cup and drive up north. Might even find a couple joints and get faded too who knows. White boy summer is back people

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@KerryGoldBoy

2 years

@fasc1nate This is how fascinate gets ya… this looks so real but little did you know these are 4 different places. They can’t keep getting away with this.

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@KerryGoldBoy

29 days

THE GINKER THAT GINKER I WANT THAT GINKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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@KerryGoldBoy

3 months

I was drinkin

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@KerryGoldBoy

3 months

Not drinkin

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@KerryGoldBoy

27 days

How can you not get romantic about 5-0 Minnesota Vikings Football. Welcome back, Hock.

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@KerryGoldBoy

6 months

I’m convinced Somalians have no idea what credit is

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@KerryGoldBoy

2 years

Wild playoff Reuben rating! From Maxwell’s American Pub in Minneapolis. This corned beef fucked me anally while the marble took me orally. Unfortunately the kraut was bland and the Swiss wasn’t doin shit for me. God this could have been so fucking good. Rating: 7.7

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@KerryGoldBoy

5 months

If goldens still looked like this i would drink them every day

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@KerryGoldBoy

24 days

Coworker next to me just got Arby’s and brought it back to the office to eat at his desk. I fucking respect it but cmon man.

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@KerryGoldBoy

2 years

@Top_dog_mindset @Pubity @DudespostingWs Imagine being this fucking guy 😂😂

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@KerryGoldBoy

3 months

The plan? Wear Vikings jerseys and get drunk at the barbecue fair

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@KerryGoldBoy

4 months

10am meeting are the fucking worst because they are right in my poop slot. If I go before 10am then I won’t get full elimination, but if i don’t go then I’ll have to deal with turtling come 10:20am.

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@KerryGoldBoy

8 months

I’ll put this lineup against fucking anyone else’s

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@KerryGoldBoy

11 days

Brings a god damn tear to my eye

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@KerryGoldBoy

6 months

I don’t mind a t wolves game and a few drinks with my absolute boys

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@KerryGoldBoy

5 months

The butter boy continues to butter. Wolves game tomorrow then chicago this weekend to get weird. White boy summer is in full effect and if you don’t hop on you might miss it.

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@KerryGoldBoy

3 months

Apparently guys can’t enjoy themselves anymore.

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@HoopMixOnly

3 months

NEW: Marcus Jordan, son of NBA legend Michael Jordan, was seen snorting a white powder during a poolside lunch in the South of France Smiling having a great time.

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@KerryGoldBoy

2 years

@fuckedupfoods Intellectuals will notice that the pizza is sitting on the box because red baron pies don’t include the cardboard tray

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@KerryGoldBoy

1 year

The battle is lost but the war has just begun

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@KerryGoldBoy

1 year

Tapping in Kirkland style

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@KerryGoldBoy

1 month

THE MINNESOTA FOOTBALL VIKINGS PLAY FOOTBALL TODAY.

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@KerryGoldBoy

2 years

@johnsummit The armory in Minneapolis thank you very much

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@KerryGoldBoy

2 years

And we’re back, Wild Playoff Reuben Rating! Prestwick Pub & Grill, Woodbury, MN. Cum directly in my nose this Reuben was up there with the best. Perfectly toasted Marble rye, house made corn beef, bacon kraut. Sam I may be drunk but, rating: 9.4

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@KerryGoldBoy

3 years

I’m gonna get a Reuben from a different place every day the Wild play and rate it. Donions on the side of course. This one comes from Mavericks in Roseville. Corned beef was moist as your sister. Bread was fresh but needed more toasting. Coulda used more dressing. Rating: 8.4

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@KerryGoldBoy

4 months

The problem with Europeans and the left is that they don’t allow this

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@KerryGoldBoy

1 year

One of my coworkers just asked me who owned a company i was reviewing and his name was Mohammed something whatever and when I said the name, another one of my coworkers very loudly just says “Yuck”. In an office. Where people work. No one said anything and we all just carried on.

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@KerryGoldBoy

7 months

Just forgot i go to Denver for Dom Dolla at Red Rocks next week. What the fuck were ya thinking Kerry? You just got off the biggest drug binge of your young life! Jk fuck it we ballin this year

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@KerryGoldBoy

2 years

The largest ass crack you’ll ever see followed by the smallest ass crack you’ll ever see

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@KerryGoldBoy

3 months

So hungover that i started checking my work email on my phone while i was sitting at my desk with my work email on my monitor

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@KerryGoldBoy

7 months

Gayest thing I’ve ever read

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7 months

reasons why i’m single

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@KerryGoldBoy

6 months

The left just called in a code red

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@KerryGoldBoy

5 months

If our quarterback is slamming that piece every night i think we have a pretty good shot

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NEWS: #Vikings rookie QB JJ McCarthy reviews the playbook & play names with his fiancé Katya Kuropas every night. It has helped JJ pick up the offense very quickly

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@KerryGoldBoy

1 month

@Vikings God damn it what the fuck we need dirrionsaw

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@KerryGoldBoy

4 months

@ColonelBirrion While this may sound daunting to many, a professional as myself feels calm cool and collected in this situation (the 35w bridge looks tempting)

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@KerryGoldBoy

5 months

This milf in sales always touches me on the arm and grabs me and laughs at my jokes. I’m gonna fuckin give her one

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@KerryGoldBoy

2 years

@ExTwinsNews Gotta be closer to the river so all my homies can get our canoes and snatch homerun balls

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@KerryGoldBoy

1 year

Me after a half a kombucha and a ketamine bump

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1 year

me after 1 double rum and diet

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@KerryGoldBoy

2 years

When i start making billions of dollars I’m going to start macrodosing ketamine and you all will feel my wrath

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@KerryGoldBoy

5 years

my mother trying to convince me and my bro that vaping is bad for u:

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@KerryGoldBoy

2 years

Wild playoff Reuben rating! Gin and tonic from KK. Doesn’t have bread meat cheese or kraut. Not good. Rating: 0.1

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@KerryGoldBoy

9 months

Senior scheduled hour and a half meeting with me and then took the day off, but i still got the big red dot. Shall i beat das meat?

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@KerryGoldBoy

3 years

Wild playoff Reuben rating! This one is from Sarna’s Classic Grill in Columbia Heights. Despite my half chub upon seeing marble rye, this Reuben lost some points on low quality corned beef. Dressing was good, kraut made me horny, but ya gotta up your meat game. Rating: 7.2

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@KerryGoldBoy

20 days

One of those hungover work from home crank your horn a thousand times kind of days

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@KerryGoldBoy

11 months

Oh, you want me to come over right now and have dirty intercourse? Sorry I’m super busy tonight

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@KerryGoldBoy

7 months

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@KerryGoldBoy

2 months

Got this queer at work where everytime he makes a joke in teams he writes … lol. Has never once made me a laugh and oh yeah you’re a f4g

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@KerryGoldBoy

2 years

I start work next week

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@KerryGoldBoy

7 months

Off the drugs for the foreseeable future. No questions at this time. (A cheeky bump on the golf course given to me by my absolute boy does not count as a drug)

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@KerryGoldBoy

21 days

God damn Taco Bell muscle relaxant liquor party last night

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@KerryGoldBoy

6 months

We’re not talking enough about the Frenchman Rudy G

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@KerryGoldBoy

1 month

Well this just showed up at my door. Fuck boys maybe I do gotta stop drinkin😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@KerryGoldBoy

2 years

Im almost 23 years old and i wake up on a bean bag at least once a week go fuck yourself

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@KerryGoldBoy

1 year

Drunk driving at 7:30 am central time to get taco bell breakfast with plans to diarrhea it all before lunch

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@KerryGoldBoy

3 years

Pardon my inactivity these past couple days. I really thought i was private, so you can understand how waking up to this message from my mother in my families group chat was a real shot to the heart. I mean fuck sakes look at my god damn eyes i look like i was on the moon