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@kelswizzIe Irish Catholic
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@SupernovaMomma When my son was little, he had zero interest in potty training. Spent one day with his cousin who’s a year older and he couldn’t get on the bowl fast enough. These kids need each other!
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@thenatewolf The guy I’m seeing needs prescription glasses. He’s honestly a little too attractive for me and this has been a secret insecurity of mine. Then you just tweeted it out.
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@simsimmaaz All I saw in that video was EMPOWERMENT. That child’s confidence comes from being free to express herself.
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@lovedoveclarke My friends both grew up in Brooklyn a few blocks away from each other. She went to college across the street from the hospital he interned at. They met on vacation in Mexico!
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@uhshanti And Guyanese!
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@Parkour_Lewis I sent this to my nephew interested in stand up as an example of funny vs pandering contrarianism rampant right now.
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@zplerhop If you think it’s impossible to care about Palestine & melanoma at the same time, Ireland would like a word.
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@empressatlantis Keeps a low profile (TMZ wise), which I’m sure the record company doesn’t love because she’s model pretty & charismatic. If she dated Pete Davidson or Leo or started a public feud, they’d be giving her the Sabrina treatment. MB is still so young. Give her a minute to find herself
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@theashleyray I’m old enough to remember a good % of the adults I knew were disabled from childhood polio. That vaccine saved so many lives and stopped the mass disabling.
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@arod_twit Wait til they meet a butch Italian-American lesbian Trump fan from Sheepshead Bay. Takes ma to church on Sundays, has a black girlfriend, works for public schools, friendly with her undocumented Muslim neighbors, listens to Kendrick, votes against her own interest like clockwork.
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@BeesBytes22 @moirawebb @COYSagenda @buncha_junk I hear he likes to gamble, too. Bro is stuck performing dinner concerts for blue hairs the rest of his life.
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@WomnOfValor If she speaks harshly to you, you might want to ask if you’ve let yourself go. Maybe start skipping dessert, do some sit-ups, a nightly skincare routine. She might start looking at you the way she looks at the young men in her office.
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@frutigerangel @_artsartsarts I was scrolling & scrolling to see if anyone was going to bring that up. Ask yourself why that was snuck in there. It’s intentional. Hold the line.
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@JShahryar @AnneNotation @thebestkiril Why am I only finding out recently that I’m not the only person that series had a huge impact on?
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@MissSassbox His body language and her happiness? She’s his entire world. He don’t play abt her. 😍
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@_Makhanya_ @Melo_Malebo Older women can spot a loser a mile away.
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@AtharvRajJain @ListenMySon_ This is going to trigger people because it’s the truth the redpill gurus need you to ignore.
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@ChronicMidnight @posting_forever Their disdain for the Askenazi in general is gross, but the particular contempt for Holocaust victims & survivors disgusts me. Zionists are sick individuals.
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@northstardoll I vibed with a guy for months and once we both admitted we were attracted to each other, this was all he knew how to text. So boring.
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@Imani_Barbarin Spent 2 days disabusing my coworker’s size 26 jeggings of sequined embellishments. I couldn’t believe how much prettier and chicer they looked on her w/o the bullshit. It sounds like nothing, but it opened my eyes to a few things.
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@Volcanicthought I was 19 and he was 37 when I developed a work crush. I was SO mad when he set me aside, treated me like a little sister and continued to date women his own age. He told me I’d understand one day. In a kind, but firm way that did not leave the door open whatsoever.
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@sauermom_ @NicholasZa73290 Young women exclusively interested in old men are either deeply broken or chasing paper.
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@Bane_____ @ttanayk These girls already have a network & social media reach. Imagine where they’ll be in 10 years. Not caring about some bitter old weirdo.
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@livelaughlmao I’ve noted the same except it’s specifically the mega wealthy. The ones approaching $100M+ New money holy rollers with $10M still like to crow about they’ll refuse service to anyone who shows up at one of their dealerships in a mask.
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@commiecentral2 I saw an article where they cited someone who once emceed a UN event. That was the credential. 🫠
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@Olas_Truth Highly recommend Down for Love on Netflix. They explore the dating & sex lives of a young ppl with Downs in NZ. I loved the cast.
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@nomoneyjared Funny how half the people are picturing an Instagirlie when we all know this is about her
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@ESPNFrankie At my college retail job there was a legend about “Don’t Worry Be Happy” triggering a store manager’s nervous breakdown.
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@pandafresh @robrousseau It’s exactly this and everyone who says it’s not is disingenuous.
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@ne0petsgirl And it doesn’t help that the most prominent & powerful leaders of big tech are a freak show.
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@charizardavis The “I will always cherish our *season of friendship* lady” lives rent free in my head.
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@paulinekaelbot It’s mainstream America’s idea of an art movie.
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@mrczar3000 @ItsAuntieChrist Being wealthy opens up a new tier of welfare.
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@DanteRoss Absolutely! Now they’re trying to divide Black Americans, Carribeans and Africans.
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@mathewsmarz I used to think he was high key corny, but you’ve truly got to let him finish cooking.
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@sauermom_ @NicholasZa73290 Lmao that’s a 100% true statement that’s going to strike some nerves.
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@girlziplocked Everyone in the entry level positions at my company comes from family money. They’re the only ones who can afford to work for shit salaries. Every industry is turning into academia & publishing.
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@_____TCC I’m always confused because I can never grasp how - People are mean for no reason - People lie for no reason
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@lingerie_addict This is what my nana wears to water hydrangeas at 5:45 AM
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@AdamOPrice I rage quit A Little Life very close to the end.
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@Twaxxed @Cidneee You think this is dressing grown?! Sir, these children are wearing school uniforms. Advanced pornbrain.
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@lesboyf The baby femme at my office “helped” me put together 2 desks by smelling pretty & keeping me company. Two weeks in a row! I think you’re onto something.
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@KaylaAncrum I’ll do you one better: the c-suiters absolutely despise that I address the custodial and maintenance staff with the same level of courtesy & professionalism that I show them.
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@girlziplocked And they’re expensive AF.
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@s_hasdemir @PaulSkallas They’re too afraid of collectivism to consider this.
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@numeroun0_ And they will literally never think of you ever again—unless they need something. Bone chilling evil.
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@ULTRAGLOSS She cleared S3 so thoroughly. Nothing left for anyone within a 100 miles. Force of nature. Goddess.
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@kemimarie I have no clue what’s going on. Just can’t get out of bed for the 18th hour in a row.
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@hollowearthterf The best is when 50+ men complain about all the “gold diggers” while only seeking women under 30 who are styled to appeal to older wealthy men.
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@notcapnamerica I love him in everything. 😘💕
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@hollowearthterf Grown men HATE that young girls are attracted to boys their own age and are repulsed by their old man bodies, ear hair and halitosis.
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@designmom Guys like this never protect women anyway.
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@engineering_bae I had a man show up 40 minutes earlier than the scheduled time, told me he would only meet with the CEO, but wanted me to show him where he’d be sitting. Survey says: ❌❌❌ I banished that clown with the quickness.
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@villhag I really thought we were getting Peloise.
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@blondehotcoffee There’s a global cabal of pedophiles, but it’s actually supported by right wing & religious zealots.
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@tyler02020202 @silveret_ I actually love this example because it turns out Nara Smith stole the recipes, cadence and format from a dark skinned African woman.
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@ClockworkTGreat @GeauxGabrielle I was discussing this with my tween. He’s noticing that some of my younger cousins have kids way older than him. I was like, “They had them when they were a couple years older than you!”
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@pool0fblood A guy with close female friends is a green flag. Bonus points if they’re exactly the kind of women you’d be friends with, too.
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@farha_ig123 @ChronicMidnight @posting_forever I couldn’t believe when I heard some old Mizrahi colleagues speak that way. I’m a gentile, but from a very Jewish neighborhood and industry. It broke my heart.
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@talleyberrybaby Yup! Lmao we say “thanks” to offset the anticipated onslaught of abuse.
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@Alsadius @arod_twit Stay in your lane
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@lovedoveclarke Part time babysitter? Is she an 11th grader?
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@Volcanicthought It wasn’t an “if only” or “one day when you’re older.” It was about focusing on myself and my youth. Anyway, he got married a couple years later. What a top tier dude.
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@LamarYoda @arod_twit Oh, they are the ones driving us directly into hell. The ones liberals insist I make nice-nice with.
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@wardenofeven @frutigerangel @_artsartsarts It isn’t. I also happen to believe propaganda is getting more sophisticated. We’ve learned our lesson from the “hipster racism” of the 00s. No quarter will be given. If you’re a fucking bigot, hold it inside until it fucking kills you. Leave us alone.
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@TKWeinstein @mcsquared34 One TikTok does not equal an entire generation.
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@moorehn When she holds up the It’s a Woman’s World sign from the TJMaxx clearance rack.
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I agree with whomever pointed out the push to go back to the office is mostly middle aged dads who want to escape their families and have more access to women co-workers.
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“We’re returning to office because our company culture is so important” The culture:
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@AshTheDonLeon Used it to treat a periodontal abscess when I was dead broke with no insurance. Shit works. I’m stocking up for the end times in lieu of antibiotics. Taste is mad strong tho. One tiny drop is like 🤯
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@ambernoelle I was just saying this morning that I’m as awestruck by their video confessionals as they are by my ability to answer the phone and start chatting with a stranger.
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@mickaronincheez Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome also affects the trans community at a higher rate. Both do vascular damage.
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@Srirachachau She would easily defeat Trump. That’s the only nice thing I can say for Copmala.
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@ecco401k What if I told you people were really weird about him when he was alive?
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@gretchemaben I remember reaching up for something on my fridge the moment an ovarian cyst burst. I remember being on the floor with the dog nudging my head. A while later I came to and the dog is just watching me from the couch. Like, at what point did he give up and call it a day? 😂
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@Str8OuttaCmptin @notcapnamerica He’s pretending she’s an autographed photo of Kristin Chenoweth to get through this.
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@chinaspacelaser @gamergate2077 This is a good one. I’m all for sw and support the performers 100%. However, the major pr0n sites are still trafficking in csam, recorded assaults & exploitation.
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@Volcanicthought His family is so sweet & happy, too. It set an example in boundaries that I keep to this day.
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@michaelianblack Those people were last seen in NYC. The posters weren’t cowing us into endorsing genocide. That came a short while after.
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@earlygirl__ Thank you. After 12 years of Catholic school and parents who only listen to Broadway soundtracks, I was in no way prepared for the Astrids of the world.
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@murderxbryan When they start bombing, they trot out the ol’ “anti woke” material in hopes of applause as they completely lose the room.
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@gayest_tone @SweatieAngle I would give up all my worldly possessions for 10 mins with these women.
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@carolinaware They are unapologetically sexual and outspoken against misogyny since literally day one. They’re hip hop, punk rock, pop princesses who paved the way for everyone after.
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@erinisaway It’s because they’re lifts. He’s so out of shape he can’t stand in his 3” wedges for very long.
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@Papapishu So true. You get more space further out into the boroughs, but that’s it. No more savings in Bay Ridge, Kew Gardens, etc.
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@Cap_Groove That’s how I slept with my BFF when her daddy passed. That’s how I slept with another after she found out her fiancée was cheating since Day 1. That’s how I slept when one didn’t get her dream job. It says I have your back and you’re safe now.
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@SomaKazima These are the worst customers service & retail workers deal with. They get off on being served and become absurdly high maintenance. Sensing the disdain, they’ll take it to the next level to rub the server’s nose in it and complain about the service.
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@itsmegangraves I will never stop following this account. I ❤️ you, girl!
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@MissSassbox Same thought! Even if that baby is always surrounded by church folks, that prayer was improvised by an old soul.
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@sauermom_ @NicholasZa73290 And here come of the evo-psych weirdos.
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@hauntedbottom I almost beat up this girl on the subway. When I was telling a group of friends what happened, by bestie interrupted to let ppl know I didn’t misgender the girl (AMAB) and it mattered because it was on the Trans Day of Visibility.
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@sweetandsnark @ask_aubry It’s giving serial killer vibes
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@xoxotsarlotte These children really need a history lesson on the divadom. I clocked this as an homage to Ms. Abdul in 2 frames.
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@muteualmortuary I knew someone before he transitioned and when he started living as his true male self, everything shifted into focus. My god, he was always just a dude.
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@usethesonic @arod_twit As we’ve already established, her true interest is upholding white supremacy.
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@CeraGibson Three types of co-workers who ruin it for everyone: 1. People who wear empirically impractical getups to the office for attention. 2. Double standards set by men who white knight for the intern in hot pants and not the co-worker wearing leggings for 5 minutes 3. Snitches
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@MustelidMaven @Imani_Barbarin Exactly! Something isn’t adding up. He did not do a single damn thing except golf, sell state secrets and allow his handlers to dismantle our rights.
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