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3 months

Wake up lads, new "fancy treat boy" just dropped

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@Swilua Wait until they hear about authors killing characters without their consent

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@clhubes Why are they acting like the 4 yo nearly od'd I'm sorry they aren't serious

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@HannahPosted I'm just grateful that my friends are ok with hearing a white person complain or I would have no friends

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@seaweedanxiety "Ur fat" - the response of enlightenment

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@caitiedelaney They didn't want that one anymore

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2 months

@TheNeoMosala What, do they think the baby is gonna get poked?

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2 years

@JUNlPER Parent: You've been going to school up til now without argument, may as well continue! 5 year old: sunk cost

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1 year

@clhubes Sometimes when my husband and I get heated, my 3 year old is like "hey guys, let's just calm down" and MA'AM

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8 months

@JWillyStaats "They ain't give money to none of those people? Dang"

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2 months

@focusfronting 😐

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19 days

@oneunderscore__ I feel so much for those parents. The boy's father even takes pains to say this was a terrible accident, not some intentional murder. That poor family.

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25 days

@generalslug It is cruel and reprehensible that we have decided, as a society, that we would rather fight over kids being able to bring phones into a school to send goodbye texts to their parents rather than meaningfully regulating firearms

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@kimquindlen Daycare more like slaycare

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3 months

@surlygopher We did it, ladies

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9 months

@HannahPosted My kid has repeatedly asked me what ham is made of, but she's also 4 and not posting on Twitter

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10 months

@ChasidyYasmine This is actually a very bad policy on your company's part. Some people don't care one way or another, sure, but some people rightfully find it deeply offensive to be forced to celebrate a holiday they don't observe!

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@HousePlant___ Or just remind them to reapply sunscreen when kids go outside

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@adamtotscomix Coding love and kindness and empathetic caring friendships as strictly feminine things is the worst trick the patriarchy played on men.

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2 years

@SimpleSCOTUS They are and they're doing it on purpose

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1 year

@lanadelslayee After SEEING a whippet (in a lil sweater)

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7 months

@oldenoughtosay "your bf loves you enough to bring you to our shitty restaurant 🫶"

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3 months

@danlehnermusic My take is that weddings are parties you host to celebrate two specific people so you should try to make sure your guests are comfortable and having fun. But even as someone who does drink, why does that HAVE to include alcohol?

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1 year

@ask_aubry The Park Sheriff Has Arrived

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3 months

@Jamberee13 If I dropped my lunch I would also eat ice cream. She knows how to live, frankly

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2 years

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4 months

@HannahPosted I have no issues with movies the last week of school it's pretty much a tradition but if my son's teachers show him one more episode of Blippi I will burn everything down

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@clhubes If you want a palate cleanser, my father once saw a male calico cat and was SO STRUCK by this that he would -and still does - bring it up randomly in unrelated conversations. His opening salvo is that saw the calico cat and thought it was a girl, then he saw its testicles.

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@ULTRAGLOSS The drip on him. Lizzie wasn't kidding when she said she started to love him after seeing the grounds of Pemberly

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2 years

@Swilua Men will father two whole ass babies just to demonstrate the inertia twin paradox.

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1 year

@IAmSophiaNelson The way we treated Islamic and Muslim folks after 9/11 was awful and we see echos of that today. We also used 9/11 as a pretext to invade a sovereign nation so IDK IDK

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@petermarietoto Eh the drag queens have been nice to my kids at story time. Not beating the nice allegations sorry.

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1 year

@thechildoftime It is kind of sad that with such vast resources she chooses to make one of her major causes the suppression of autonomy rather than... just building hospitals.

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6 months

@AngryBlackLady when Danny looks at you like this you know you goofed

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6 months

@Very__Regular It's because BLT stands for Bacon Lesbian Trans. No one is is brave enough.

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1 year

@JUNlPER well, hopefully she also backs off of positions like "surely some slaves LIKED being slaves" as she continues this journey.

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2 months

@Vanessa_ABee They tried it with Melania and I hate to tell them but naw

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4 months

@a_h_reaume People policing who belongs at Pride are engaging in the same behavior and mind set as homophobes 🤷 I get that some of it is born of trauma, but they don't need to be concerned about other folks' intimate lives and loves

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@clhubes Lord. We got a stuffed animal at Goodwill with no tag and the checkout lady said oh, anything without a price I just charge 99 cents. Valid.

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10 months

@mattxiv Being with the baddest bitch alive and making a baby with her is definitely so gay coded, yep.

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5 months

@CartoonsHateHer "you underestimated the laziness of the baka gaijin"

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2 years

@kukukadoo Has he tried diving into a lake and coming out with his shirt soaking wet in front of the object of his affections? Because let me tell you.

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7 months

@wavykino_x Wearing my bustier and pantaloons to the American football

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3 months

@EmmaSpecter Hey girl

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7 months

@clhubes I actually think one of the biggest upsides of daycares is that they teach little kids that they can't be little shits to everyone. They live in a society

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8 months

@CartoonsHateHer "wish I hadn't seen my family so much. did NOT enjoy their vibes"

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5 months

@ItsMrsPlugg She said

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2 years

@bethbourdon Keep my wife's tweets off of your timeline

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2 years

@MNateShyamalan This card was written by a five year old. Prove me wrong.

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1 year

@adamtotscomix Ma'am, this is a Wendy (that you just ate)

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11 months

@clhubes "beat your children into professing love for you" is one of the more unhinged parenting takes I've ever seen. I don't like to performatively overact online, but the way she describes her kid reacting after she spanked her is honestly kind of chilling to me.

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8 months

@CuriousBunnie12 This made me more feminist, gotta tell you

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10 months

@EmmaTolkin ah yes, the complex themes that sometimes teenaged students engage in Machiavellian schemes to target and destroy the lives of their older male teachers for the lulz?

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@machomaas @caitiedelaney Maybe he just had bad vibes

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@missmulrooney This is like a Sphinx's riddle

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11 months

@CEOofX @sam_d_1995 What was their best move, being in a crosswalk or continuing on their way after he splatted a human child?

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9 months

@kwhitaker_ Please sir...my wife...the TSA took our caramel

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3 months

@newestpassenger @danlehnermusic It's not weird and problematic that adults like to drink at a party, it's weird and problematic that they can't go to one party that doesn't have alcohol without complaining. You gotta feed people and give them things they CAN drink for basic comfort. Alcohol isn't necessary

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@JacobWebsite trans folks are such a minority of the population and hurt no one by simply existing: to care about what someone else does with their body you need to be a frothing asshole who buys into conspiracy theories about grooming children by showing them different kinds of people

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11 months

@MegHunterKilmer Me in the Pumpkin Shell:

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@ThatJakePC Gonna start telling my waiters "thank you for your service"

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7 months

@peepsaregood Yeah man it's like...ok? But you know this isn't the same reality a lot of us live in, right? (spoiler alert, they do not know or care about that)

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@HannahPosted Trans people also love taking pictures wearing the same clothes, in the same pose, in front of the same flags, with the same lighting. All to hide their true gender

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1 year

@RaveenTheDream This really seems like sore loser behavior from that coach, just saying.

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8 months

@Douggernaut_2 I love the lady exclaiming "Oh JARNATHAN" like she's so disappointed in him

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10 months

@full_legal_name She's so right that food connects us and eating is a social event. Disordered eating patterns cut people off from that joy. Congratulations!

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3 months

@focusfronting It's pretty rough in some aspects. Not to be "that commenter" but have you considered mentoring? I did Big Brothers Big Sisters for a while and loved it. You gotta click with the kid for it to really be meaningful but I worked with some awesome folks

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@CartoonsHateHer I love it here

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@CraigDMauger You all may not like it but this is what peak graphic design looks like

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4 months

@stacybmitchell And the platforming of Nazis and ethnonationalism is pretty bad! They're right that kids don't need to have jam packed schedules; but not even heating the house while allowing unlimited ipad time so they can ignore the kids they have to make more kids is wild.

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@Very__Regular Cook for your kids (crowd cheers) but if you make nuggets for them you're abusive (crowd boos) unless they're ND (crowd cheers) because then you've raised a picky eater who orders off of the kids menu as an adult (crowd boos) and will be a they/them park ranger (crowd cheers)

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@OftenTopical @HousePlant___ I hope the kid will be ok, but sunburn can be pretty nasty. I think a lot of people just don't understand that you can get sunburn on a cloudy day.

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1 year

@depthsofwiki so he was technically correct, the best kind of correct for a lawyer

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@StefanBastian24 @ZachWLambert God counting up the prayers for the elementary school children and finding that there just weren't enough

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@cnalive Imagine if the church treated allegations of child sexual abuse so seriously

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@Komaniecki_R They truly do not understand self deprecating humor because their whole deal is deprecating other people

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@Very__Regular Black jeans fit the times (somber catastrophic yet totally unserious)

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@seaglummm One of our jobs as parents is teaching our children that the whole world isn't going to embrace them automatically without making them think they are unlovable. Like I'm smitten with my kids and find a lot of their goofiness enjoyable; other folks probably don't. It's ok!

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@CartoonsHateHer I will say that even doctors don't understand that much about how to sleep better, and pediatricians can't really tell you how to solve onfant sleep issues. Neither can huckster "mama sleep gurus" though.

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@JustMarveWrites This was a horror movie

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2 years

@fasc1nate No matter how big they get

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@realgirl_fieri Even then, being pregnant and giving birth changes your body. After my first, my hips simply widened. Even after I lost the weight my frame was literally different. Nothing to be done about it. And nothing to care about

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@anxiousdeluxe "what, no stoopwafel for Klaus?"

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2 years

@JUNlPER "possibly a man" what does he know

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6 months

@clhubes "I'm not feeling this 5 year old kid's vibes and he kinda sucks" is a HELLUVA thing to write down and send out into the public eye!

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@Shizznaty @CantEverDie From a parent: no. Your kids will do things you disagree with. When your live is conditioned on them living the life You Want, you've failed as a parent.

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@Thrashachusetts seen things no human sized anthropomorphic peanut should have to see

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@CartoonsHateHer Men always be falling dick first into the nannies 😭😰

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9 months

@offbeatorbit Compare and contrast (I know I prefer tot mom, no hate to cinnamon roll mom but she's clearly trying very very hard and selling a brand that I don't much cotton to)

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3 months

@d_h_sanders I just dipped onto Twitter tonight and laughed at that, then laughed harder at this

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5 months

@CartoonsHateHer Ah so she wasn't supposed to be subletting, I take it?

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2 months

@HannahPosted You shouldn't learn about sex from books! You should learn about it from a weird fry cook named Glenn who's been divorced twice, has greasy hair and doesn't pay child support

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@CartoonsHateHer I think someone COULD look like they're 500% better, but that would disappear once you had to spend a huge amount of time with them, or deal with quotidian humdrum banality of existence on the daily

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@notcapnamerica The way she is dressed and her glasses takes this up a notch for sure

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