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5 months

I worked at a private airport on Long Island when J. Lo was still w/ Marc Anthony. I can confirm she is a nightmare person. I have so many stories about her being a rude and nasty person. It’s gross to say but each time she “fails” at anything, it delights me.

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As I’m speeding back, I look up and see her flight taking off, even tho they said she wouldn’t leave w/out it. They just sent me to do that as a punishment, I guess?

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4th story: She will only use linens and dishes once and will demand they are thrown away. We, of course, pretend to do so, but in reality we would take the Egyptian cotton sheets and dishes home. To this day, I still have the BEST soup bowls ever, from a flight she took.

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I drove like a bat out of hell and had to beg them to open early and make one for her. They were excited it was J.Lo and made one for me but they didn’t give me anywhere near enough cash, so they had to give me a Seniors Citizen Discount to cover it. 🧵

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1st story; She had a standing catering order, even if she was only going 20mins away that included a KFC bucket. She was flying out in the AM before they open and her team freaked out that we didn’t have it. I was demanded to go get some and was given some cash by her team. 🧵

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2nd story: She landed at night and was the only person in our waiting room. She bugged out that she felt exposed. (It was only me) When she used the PUBLIC restroom she made her security guard block it off. He then threatened the janitor who was vacuuming near the door.

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This guy is covered in literal jet fuel with his walkie going off about flights landing and stuff while he’s scrambling to grab random fruit etc. He rushes back after buying a platter to present it to this diva and sees her taking off as he pulls in. Again, just as punishment.

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3rd story: She had a rider, as I’ve mentioned. The catering company had an accident and her fruit platter didn’t arrive on time. She screamed about it and a line tech (the guys who direct and fuel planes) had to scramble to a local grocery store and buy fruit… 🧵

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4 years

@britneysbabyy @onlinewinetime "She never told us to stop"

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5 months

@buncha_junk She’s literally insane. WHO THE FUCK demands that?!!

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5 months

@SFDamnPodcast I’ve met so many, but you realize they’re human. Not her, IMO.

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3 years

You took a million dollars from your mother’s retirement but you still have glam? #RHOSLC

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5 months

You ever post something on twitter and not consider the consequences? 😬

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“What’s wrong w/ eating at Taco Bell?” - The most relatable question in House Wives history. #RHOSLC

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I would lose my fudging mind if someone threw my shoes overboard. Even if they were from TJMaxx. #RHOSLC

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“Are we going straight to the vet?” - he asks the woman who flew back to see her dog before it dies. #PumpRules #VanderpumpRules #scandoval

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2 years

Why is Mauricio even there? #RHOBH

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5 months

@Hayley_Larue I’m dying.

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@Love88471041 I’ve met so many stars working there and have had lovely exchanges as it’s a small space in the waiting room. Ashley Judd and Mary Steenburgen being the ABSOLUTE best! She was on another level of entitled. Like unacceptable.

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7 months

This is me during any tough conversations. You betta hold that puppy hand! #PumpRules

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5 months

@matthewshroud That feels mean but I would’ve laughed, especially knowing she steals tips.

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5 months

@JC99WHIT I gave it to the Line Technicians! 🤣

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@oceanviewamy771 I’m never surprised to learn that these people are monsters. That bubble is strong. They don’t all look at is as humans.

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8 months

Name fictional Characters that would make great Real Housewives. Phyliis Nefler (Troop Beverly Hills for the youths) #RHOBH

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Name fictional Characters that would make great Real Housewives Barbie

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@discokat56 Why?!?!?!?

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3 years

@JacksonSorelle @LilNasX I totally missed it but this is the cutest image. ❤️

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5 months

@bgblueeyes Like…. The crew is/are your best friends in that moment! Be grateful and thankful for them!

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5 months

LVP and this whole “she’s in the same house” BS line drives me nuts. I’ve had multiple shitty roommates that I learned to live w/ and found ways to avoid them until our leases ran out. Wasting money is stupid. #PumpRules #WWHL

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@SFDamnPodcast Her family, I’d hope.

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@igkouros NOPE!

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@reyessmolinaa @mikeysusername @sab_revelation @P1NK0PAL @ZENITHDAYA It could absolutely last weeks to go from that green/dark to one tone blond. Because you need to give your scalp time to recover after each stripping/bleaching. I was bleached blonde after black and red.

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@oceaneyesz27 I’ve only met a majority of lovely people in the business. She is a literal monster.

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@Superstepher Are you serious?!?!?!

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@VintageWingnut1 That is correct BUT as the person who was there, it’s her directing them. I genuinely believe the people working for her were just doing their best. They weren’t the unkind ones, if that makes sense.

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@JACS1924 It’s a power play. Like the specific color M&Ms story. You may not know about the culture of power in Hollywood but it’s all about flexing and service individuals tend to get caught in the fray.

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This feels really icky. Knowing you plan to end an engagement and putting this family conversation on TV feels so calculated. He knew he wanted out. #SummerHouse

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@manformindy Because I worked there and it was on her rider, not his. They didn’t always travel together.

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@jaxcokenose That tracks!

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3 years

Erika’s acting is all in her teeth. #RHOBH

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@Superstepher As if she can’t afford it?

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@ericjunior @manformindy It’s a power play. Having a rider w/ ridiculous stuff on it just shows what people will do for you. She had Doritos on the list too FYI.

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@Stingrayomega That was me reading about her newest divorce.

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@littleloca66 DIVA!!!

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@CindyRiachi She has talents. Human compassion seems IMO to be lacking.

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@Bronxadelphia Everyone’s experiences are different. Glad you had a nice one.

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3 years

"I don't know how I didn't see it." - Lala #PumpRules #WWHL

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2 years

@JaysRealityBlog Robyn jumping in while literally everyone else is silent is so annoying.

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3 years

Me following Des and Hannah around the house: #SummerHouse

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2 years

@adamgreattweet My cat "L Train" would like a word.

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@Superstepher Wait… what? Who took a tip?

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@COYSagenda @buncha_junk Dude, you’re not curing cancer… get a grip!

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I have a wedding out of state right after rent is due. I have to spend money on a flight, hotel, rental car or bus transport for 4hrs plus travel expenses. Would it be terribly tacky to regift them a Le Creuset Oven I've never used and is still in the box? #poor

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3 years

@RadziwillLee Still one of the best TikTok series:

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@YGkristos @AllieRock4 No-one is ever OK. Human existence is exhausting for all. Give yourself a high five for making it through today.

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3 years

I love a sober Carl. #SummerHouse #WWHL

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💀💀💀 #Scandoval #TheOffice #PumpRules

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3 years

That collage of Mzi and Courtney saying the same thing was the sweetest! 😍 #BelowDeckMed

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@Quizaid @Lyricoldrap @louisvuittonfly @JordanPeele “You don’t even work here.” Had me dying!

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@anylaurie16 @sunandavashisht Aren't those usually loaner outfits that the magazine sets the people up with?

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3 years

My judgmental a$$ blaming Noella not having eaten for her passing out in the sweat lodge. #RHOC

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3 years

This is so accurate. 🤣

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Lisa Barlow at her son’s prom #RHOSLC

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@funder @realDonaldTrump

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Everyone keeps approaching Heather and Tamra is convinced she’s wrangling them to take her down, It’s not a great look. #RHOC

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3 years

WTF is my life?! A small kitten just ran up to me from the woods after I looked for what was screaming. What do I do?! (There was no sign of others by the train track)

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@steph4nie20 @reyessmolinaa @mikeysusername @sab_revelation @P1NK0PAL @ZENITHDAYA I’m sure she has stock in this:

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3 years

Des dropping sex details to people he just met feels gross. He’s a man in is 40’s showing off to people in their 20s+. #SummerHouse

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@discokat56 What a monster!!!

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@SueEllenCrandal Honestly, I barely remember him, so he must’ve been fine.

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3 years

Why do the Jeevan episodes just hit so much harder? #StationEleven

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4 years

@RexChapman He bowed his little head when the first guy did. 💗

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3 years

Got some real Jen Shah energy from the 3yr old I babysit. I told her we needed to wipe her tush and she says to my face “I didn’t poop just peed!” as I’m looking at her poo in the toilet. #RHOSLC #liar

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@matthewmckibben @MikeSington As an old Applebee's employee: this seemed liked a pretty thoughtful preparation compared to some of the stuff I've seen in the kitchen.

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@icicle00000 I need to write them all out. It’s so much easier to just tell the stories at parties to add the physical reenactments while I describe stuff.

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3 years

You guys… YOU GUYS!!! #fosterdog My newest 🐶❤️

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1 year

I just saw Rachel (Raquel) say “Oh God” dismissively to Terri (Katie’s mom) and I almost threw a chair through the window. Then that MFer Sandoval comes in to yell at her! #PumpRules #VanderpumpRules

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@socal_bryan @kumailn This reminds me when I worked at a private airport; Trump was filming an opening of The Celebrity Apprentice S1 next to a rented private jet which was on an active tarmac. He was speaking but none of the contestants could hear him and kept looking around confused as he rambled.

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@moonkinn1960 The way the whole staff was jazzed about the morning chicken! 😂

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2 years

I kind of remember thinking I needed to have my life figured out by 30 and now at 41 I can confidently say no-one has it figured out and never will. #PumpRules #vanderpumprules

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My friend broke her leg and put her dog in a kennel for two weeks. Today after only two days, I broke him out. No dog jail for you, buddy! #dogsoftwitter

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@EmilyWells1997 I AM! Welcome to my world!

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@nofallohz People can be nice and not nice depending on the situation. I happened to only meet her being a butthead.

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@Ssmova Doesn't she have 4 kids? That's actually not that much.

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@MyCrownIsHeavy As if that bitch ever eats it. It’s just a power move to have a rider.

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4 years

Brandon's mom needs to get laid, so she can back the f @ck off of her son's sex life. #90DayFiance

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Jo creeps me out. I love seeing her next to Ally who feels very chill. The difference in thirst levels is obvious. #PumpRules

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3 years

I need this show.

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why has Netflix not made a show about this???

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@Banne7Banner @Love88471041 I am not sure I’ve met a sweeter human.

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3 years

I just snorted. #90DayFiance #90DayTheOtherWay

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Ellie on her way to Providencia. #90DayFiance #90dayfiancetheotherway

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4 years

Can we just swap Kary for her daughter? #RHOD

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3 years

@TyjaeSpeaks @itskeyon I bought this shirt when @WhatCrappens podcast did GOT as a special, before the finale. It paid off in the end and for years to come.

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2 years

Does production just keep passing around this dang bear costume when trips start to get stale? #rhoc

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@BradleyWhitford @CNN My old ass eyes going down the tweet slowly reading it out loud to myself.

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I’m genuinely excited to never see Elizabeth again. #BelowDeck Current mood:

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@marysolx3 @discokat56

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@libra10584 I am loving seeing all these updates. I always felt crazy genuinely hating her from the beginning (never missed an episode) but now I feel validated knowing everyone else can see her for the spoiled rotten brat she always was!

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@missnancee21 In reality, lots of people suck. She’s my personal worst encounter but life happens. So many nicer celebrities exist!

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