call me old fashioned, but I hate when ppl monetize their hobbies before perfecting their craft. like babe that lumpy mug’s not even food safe. you shouldn’t be selling it for $60, you should be hunched over a lump of clay for 100 hrs trying to master the beauty of a single curve
I’m watching a 30 minute youtube video of two old polish people showing how to sculpt a traditional butter lamb, and tearing up for some reason as she gently places the cloves in and says “and now we give him eyes to see”
I think this video is a great misogyny test because clearly he intended to make them look stupid, but literally all I can think when I watch it is how they’re all so charming funny beautiful and kind to this annoying guy asking them stupid questions…I’m like wow I love you girls
when someone goes “oh so-and-so had nice things to say about you” it’s like omg great can you describe their precise phrasing & tone in excruciating detail, and can you tell me what was said before and after, characterize the general mood of the conversation, and also-
not to be a cunt but how is anyone bad at gift giving…what do you mean you haven’t taken quiet note of the things I like and long for ? you’ve never seen something that made you think of me ? all this time together and you have no sense of who I am ?
I love the moon, and my husband just got home & burst through the door breathless saying “the moon ! it’s huge ! you have to come outside she’s been trying to say hi to you” but when I ran outside it was hidden behind the trees, so he picked me up in the car & drove me to find it
my husband was at a bar last night and ran into this guy he likes who works at our favorite coffee shop, and when he came home he told me about how they “goofed out” which is “kind of like queening out, but for boys who are goofy”
selena gomez saying a post won’t do anything when she has the 3rd largest following in the world on one of the biggest and most influential social platforms to ever exist like girl…dumb as rocks, can’t keep a man, and the veneers look crazy like babe pick a struggle omfg
it doesn’t matter that it’s my first meal of the day. they would’ve had to grab the back of my neck like a dog to keep me from getting the vanilla ice cream in the croissant cone.
the rumors are true, I’m eating cake for breakfast.
pumpkin spice cake layered with maple chocolate ganache and frosted in coffee swiss meringue buttercream.
I’ve had this pic saved on my phone for over 2 years. that is not moo deng. moo deng is a baby currently. I just wanted to get this truth off my chest.
when I ask him how his day is he always says, “better now.” when I ask him if I can have a steak or 2 strips of bacon or whatever he says, “you can have whatever you want.” many of you could learn from this…
looooveee my butcher who looks at me like this to say “give me your order even though your 6 people back in line” and then says “you’re adorable” when I order a single chicken breast
my take on mexican pink cake. the simple little sheet cake cut into squares topped with a thin layer of pink icing you find toward the bottom shelf at most panaderias.
this cortadillo has a lemon vanilla bean sponge and a subtle guava swiss meringue buttercream.
just watched mustang (2015)…what a stunning gauzy peek into the private life of adolescent girls. girl intimacy, girl rage, girl freedom. a sort of turkish virgin suicides.
christmas wishlist: a beautiful bottle of olive oil, steak tartare (side of fries), a plane ticket to switzerland, baby blue cashmere gloves, a firm yet gentle massage, the benefit of the doubt
so many women in my mentions talking down to me for feeling too vulnerable wearing an entirely sheer outfit as though it doesn’t feel like this just to be a woman out in public everyday…very ugly
more details on the donuts ! 2-day cold proved brioche rolled in sugar scented with meyer lemon, toasted anise & fennel seed and cardamom. these were almost too pillowy to hold. really happy with them !
curry buttermilk fried chicken and a bright acidic slaw made with cucumber, red onion & cilantro dressed in lime juice, mustard seed, fish sauce and brown sugar + a side of jalapeño cilantro lime ranch
a marbled loaf cake I made for my best friend over the weekend. something I developed based off a few of her favorite flavors — citrus cake marbled with ube and served with a strawberry, lavender and ube compote.
the easiest meal I ever make goes like this: white rice + tinned fish + seared cabbage + condiments. I like the rice with mirin. I like smoked mackerel with japanese bbq sauce. I like the cabbage with black vinegar & sesame oil. even with nice fish, it’s about $20 for 4 servings.
call for submissions !
I���m doing a series of ceramic sculptures profiling women through the contents of their purses. I’m looking for honest photos as potential references. If I recreate your belongings, I’ll name the sculpture after you ! please qt or reply with pics & share <3
dinner tonight: caesar salad with bacon breadcrumbs, parmesan-sesame crust whole wheat focaccia, clams casino with calabrian chili, and pork & lamb meatballs in red sauce with really good ricotta
link to my caesar dressing in replies !
za’atar focaccia, creamy marinated feta, thinly sliced filet mignon, sweet jammy onions with sumac, lemony arugula, peppery fresh oregano, horseradish mayo.
this is the gluttony they were talking about in the bible..
oh I also did this sardine cake commission for a friend this weekend. 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
chocolate sponge, mascarpone & homemade strawberry jam filling, chamomile swiss meringue buttercream