Seb Jones @big_cheddars Twitter profile

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@ohJuliatweets Have witnessed a few moments like this in my life and every time it makes me realise that there’s an artist inside everyone but we just set up society in a way where that spirit gets crushed out way too early.

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@audrawilliams These genuinely read like actively hateful messages holy shit what is the intention here 😂

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@ohJuliatweets Strong “you will not compromise our ability to make money off of your brand and tours by having another child” energy 😬😬 the whole situation really is very fucked up.

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@thetzechun What I love is that it's a really shit apology too. Like, "Hmm, this horrible thing I did to you barely registers in my memory, but I hope you can forgive me!"

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@DreamLeaf5 Conservatives melting down over how hot Hunter Schafer is is never not gonna be funny

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@plume__ We’ve known for years that Betterhelp is a scam, I side-eye any YouTubers I watch these days who still promote them.

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@cowlerey There is a reason those kinds of men always have 5 kids and three ex-wives.

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@Hezbolsonaro I have a friend who keeps sending his tiktoks to our gc and I’m fast losing patience with him. Fortunately he literally just started seeing a girl and she seems to have woken him up a bit and made him realise spouting a bunch of incel shit is actually very off-putting.

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@MaxKennerly “Gamora: she seemed overly strong, confident, and powerful, which is unrealistic to me.” Oh, okay, this guy doesn’t even try to hide it, huh. 😬😬

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@Elmo_Oxygen Yeah but they never actually check the amount in the purse, they just snatch it up and shake it a bit. Buddy, I know you can’t count by just jingling a leather purse, so I shorted you by 10 pieces. That’s your leather purse fee covered right there!

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@DalithaMW This is why I love the public domain. Similarly: Frankenstein (yes, the monster, nerds), Zorro, literally every character from every Shakespeare play, every God or Goddess that has ever had believers, and every myth and tale of basically every human culture ever.

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@neilhimself "Hey guys remember that time Elon Musk fans thought Neil Gaiman was JRR Tolkien" - me in 20 years, laughing very much as I recall this.

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@headfallsoff Watching the guy who created real life squid games “I’m sure he’s in this to help people”

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@youwouldntpost Going to Hooters but shaking your head the entire time so everyone knows you disagree with it.

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@DreamSerpentine @papasombra As soon as you hear a hwhat you know you’re in good hands

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@OilyWhisper68 I love that interview where he was like "Oh I called Karen and asked her if I should be in one of these comic things and she said I should, so I went for it" and the one he did was fucking Morbius lmao.

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@KatyMontgomerie Two gay men arguing in public that they themselves shouldn’t have the right to equal marriage. Genuinely wild to see. I thought we’d settled this ten years ago.

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@ayelet_leah They’ve definitely never been students haha. Off brand coke and cheap vodka is one of the best ways to get ratarsed on a budget.

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@louisafloftus It’s making me a little mad people aren’t realising Emily Blunt’s character is the one based on Plum Sykes like guys come on it’s 1:1

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@richard_normal It’s the most Nintendo move of all time. Wait until an entire cottage industry has sprung up around third party Bluetooth dongles, then realise “oh, whoops, we never enabled that feature” and turn it on in a simple system update. Absolutely unserious.

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@PGreaves02 A statue of an 18 year old Ukrainian girl is… oppressing Ukrainians?

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@Thatoneguy64 Nah bro it’s the theme of the movie innit. Humans and apes aren’t so different after all, they both made identical statues of liberty thousands of light years apart on different planets. It’s, like, a commentary on how deep down, everybody loves big stone mommies.

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@6ftinvisible Hold on so there’s a private company that’s allowed to just hand out fines to anybody they see ‘polluting the environment’ and only 1/5th of the money they take in goes to the actual municipal council that runs the place?? That’s actually fucking dystopic, that’s mental.

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@robrousseau Yeah believe me as a Brit this is the kind of thing we don't like either. I think there's a wikipedia page just dedicated to all the jewels and diamonds and emeralds in the state apparel and it really is a physical history of colonialism made manifest.

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@sagehyden I remember as a kid thinking how the hell are they gonna have a negotiation with Davy Jones on land and then they showed him standing in a bucket full of water with a trail of buckets leading up to it and I thought, that’s genius, that’s incredible.

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@oni_link87 @yacobg42 “Press R2 to de-escalate persuasively”

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@Majin72 Ahh, a good old no true Scotsman! You hate to see it. The simple truth is this bud, those people harassing this priest are members of her faith. The fact they’re bad at being that doesn’t change anything. You can’t just pretend your worst members are magically a different group.

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@zachsilberberg The little squirm and running off, man 😂😂

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@rabbit_isdead Rowling: “wait, he said he was a fascist jokingly! He used irony! How can you betray me like this Matt Walsh, you’re not supposed to say those things about real women, only trans people!”

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@Treeofl1fe Because we don't teach in schools that protagonist and hero are two different things in storytelling enough!

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@kiralio @Jordamus_Prime @ladyaeva For real I'd put up a sign like "If you wish to try out your next prized slayer of your enemies, we have an area in the back with some foam people set up on sticks. Go wild, you nerds."

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@l_kingly Appropriate use of this one

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@land_planarian Literally is it so hard to read a text? Like what is even the point of this feature.

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@Johntheduncan Gosh I wonder if that’s the demographic that came of age during the austerity era and are now trying to survive a cost of living crisis with a completely unaffordable housing market and their healthcare slowly being stripped away. Wonder why they wouldn’t want to date a Tory.

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@bornposting Sometimes you’ll read old-timey stuff from when Italians and Irish were considered non-white and truly, genuinely, you have never read anything more insane than ‘Anglo-Saxons’ trying to convince themselves people from an island 20 miles away are fundamentally different.

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@AFABRocky I think my next relationship is gonna have to be someone who’s Similarly Online because constantly being asked “what are you laughing at” and knowing I’m gonna have to like, explain the concept of bean dad is something I can’t go through again.

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@The_Teo_Yoshi @EPM106 Certified Brian Michael Bendis moment.

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@june_mummery Brexit Party MEP complains that if we leave the EU we lose control over our fishing waters, as we share fishing waters with EU members. 🤡🤡 What were the supposed benefits of Brexit again? I’d genuinely like to know, nobody has ever explained them to me coherently.

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@AbbitJay Kevin Sorbo out here like please, please storm the Capitol ✨respectfully✨

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@rafaelshimunov Every time I remember American Sniper exists I have to just kind of sit and think about it for a few minutes. That movie is so emblematic of everything wrong with the American psyche, and the fact it marinated in awards buzz for months is a travesty.

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@LockedStu This is by far the funniest trait Americans display when they visit Europe. Hitting them with that blank stare when they tell you about their ancestors is such a joy.

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@1followernodad I’m so glad I’m an adult who can read these kinds of things and realise that “fun-loving office with a great vibe” means it’s a startup and the CEO definitely goes around giving women unwanted shoulder massages and talking loudly about his cars.

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@ThatKidCarnage Ahh, so you have no principles. Got it.

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@mattzollerseitz The set they created, that huge indoor to-scale model of the end of the boat that they could turn and float and flood repeatedly, is fucking incredible.

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@drmistercody "I wish we would stop over analysing the fuck out of something" always, and I am 100% serious here, always means: "I don't get it and I'm confused so I'm gonna pretend thinking about art is bad."

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@Q_Review I can’t believe I used to think this guy was incredibly funny. What happened to him man 😭

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@MatthewSitman Oh man wait til she hears about what Canada does when some people who lived there before Canada even existed say “hey you can’t build that oil pipeline right across our land”

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@negaversace Me and my brother's relationship improved exceptionally when we stopped living in the same house. I'm reminded of this fact every time we spend a week or so visiting our parents and after four days I want to never speak to him again.

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@nypost Aren’t they still dead though? Like, kinda feels like the fact they died of a plague when they refused to take measures to protect themselves from the plague is the big deal here.

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@baileymeyers A recent one I learned that blew my mind was Portia. It's not pronounced Por-teea, as I always thought. It's... Porsche. It's just the ancient Greek way of spelling the name Porsche. Absolutely wild.

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@MrComplainerrrr @WholesomeMeme He doesn’t hate him though? It’s extremely obvious that Jameson only gives Peter a hard time because he wants to see him succeed. The fact he doesn’t give him up to the Goblin is the proof of this. Jameson’s an asshole, but he’s not a bad guy.

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@aloadofhupla I have literally seen that movie and didn’t know that. Like, I’m a Star Wars guy and I didn’t know that. It’s incredible how much of a failure that movie was at even communicating its premise.

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@ProfDaveAndress Evacuations during the blitz are quite literally the defining thing from kids of that generation's childhoods. Like, what is he on??

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@Denoobiest I will admit.. Gosling’s jacket in Drive IS cool as hell.

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@zukosmadre If you ever question the idea of delivery on here you get the absolute weirdest people show up positing insane hypotheticals and telling you that you want disabled people to starve. It’s wild.

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@GoodPoliticGuy The Cold War and its effects on Western understanding of socialist policies has to be one of the most disastrous sociopolitical events ever. You could quote Lenin at these people and as long as you used the right corporations as examples they'd cheer you on.

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@poppy_haze @shaun_vids @doggy_dyke The Kyoto thing is one of those historical chains of events that I just have to sit and think about sometimes. Hundreds of thousands of people’s lives snatched from destruction because one dude liked the cherry blossoms in their city. That’s how they made those decisions.

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@Luiseach Yeah the family are awful. They made him do it, then took the money and went on vacation during the pandemic, caught Covid, came back and gave it to him, and he died of it. Real pieces of work.

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@Punished__Dad @plume__ I actually think it’s bad to promote scams, even if lots of other people are doing it.

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@jean_joub Seriously though how do you make a homoerotic masterpiece starring yourself three times over where the characters have great chemistry. Like, how.

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@isaiah_bb How are these things even allowed on the road honestly. Like, the fact Tesla is allowed to release beta software and put it in actual people’s hands, for THEM to beta test, is completely fucked up.

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@jbillinson Oh my god, we’re at the point where the Batman origin has to canonically take place in the 21st century in order for the timeline to make sense? DC, you know you can just pretend Gotham is forever trapped in an Art Deco 1930s? You don’t have to remind us all of our age 😭

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@imbethmccoll It's very early 2010s YouTube creator tbh. That's what I've always associated it with the most at least.

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@biggestjoel At some point I think we as a broader culture need to come to terms with that movie and how it was literally screened to American soldiers to hype them up to kill brown people in the Middle East. It's a movie utterly steeped in hatred. A real artifact of post-9/11 America.

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@thomas_violence @backpackerFLASH Dude, you have mastered sarcasm in a way that breaks Americans brains on here, it’s always very funny to see. That “I’m one of dozens of people worldwide who's not American” tweet goes through my head almost daily.

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@wellzoinkscoob When some of them go to the bathroom, I was like “oooooh, adventurous!”

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@Anna_Snackz @xoxogossipgita The fact that all the headmasters of Hogwarts have a living portrait on the wall in the headmaster’s office, which means that for eternity Snape and Dumbledore’s living portraits get to sit next to each other on a wall and discuss how bad they were as mentors.

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@HelenGradwell Scrolling through their tl yesterday was like walking through a bombed out city, that account truly does not miss, because it literally can’t haha, it’s using publicly available data!

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@Douggernaut_2 The bit in The Dark Knight where he hires out the Russian ballet troupe to join him on his yacht as he goes to Hong Kong, and then immediately abandons them with Alfred so he can go rendition Chau, is hilarious. Bale Bats was not getting any and that was fine by him.

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@DeltaVaran @BobbyBroccole South Korea now, the original family sold the business, and the three customised vats that are the only ones in the world that can make that chalk, to a guy in South Korea after he literally did a pilgrimage to visit the owner and beg him to let him keep making the chalk.

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@MEBoisv @l_kingly Did you miss the ship battle where they used cutlery instead of cannon balls? Or the sword fight where a guy blew another guy up by stuffing a grenade inside his rib cage and making him do a silly cartoon dance before exploding? Or the whole ending scene of the first one?

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@CruzanChoklate Aside from everything else that’s great here, I love the cadence of this. That lady is a confident storyteller and it shows. You could tap your foot to this, it’s excellent.

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@1followernodad Do men like sports? I’m never honestly sure. They seem to spend all their time complaining about how “their” team doesn’t win, and I’m like, well you could just not invest a significant part of your personality into a mid-tier football team, maybe? Just saying.

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@awildmaxdisapp1 Lol yeah the government that gives huge subsidies to farmers every year to produce beef, pork and chicken, has completely and utterly pivoted to only wanting people to eat vegan meats. /r/iamverysmart level idiocy 😂

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@katiedimartin The dude is such a sore loser too. Would be very funny if he didn’t bully her into giving the money back.

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@BrandyLJensen That first paragraph is a crime against media literacy holy shit

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@spellgage Yeah people get mad at Dexter Jettster and his diner but I just always found it sick as hell. Doesn’t mean we need a Dexter Jettster prequel, just let him show up, drop some knowledge bombs and a creepy smile, and exit the movie. Great character.

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@HamBakedHoney @SweatieAngle @halomancer1 Yeah that was it, bionic eyes! I’m amazed that’s allowed to happen tbh. Feels like when you literally put your product in someone’s body you’ve got some kind of obligation to keep it working.

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@olivebrinker The Volo scene in particular is delightful because you're just like, okay, when will this farce end and then he brings out an icepick and you're like oh god, please, I HAVE to see what happens now. Turns out to actually be worth it though, which is dope.

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@eyeswideshuts you always forget how much of this movie's runtime is about 2 men staring deeply into each other's eyes

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@markpopham But didn’t you know, Captain Falcon talked to some well meaning but evil politicians live on television, and he did words so good their hearts grew three sizes that day and they immediately stopped doing the very evil thing the sympathetic villain tried to stop. Incredible 😌😌

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@somebadideas I was like

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@dennisbhooper It's the fact they've all painted soot on their faces to imitate his deathly pallor. It's just so fucking good.

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@FredMartani You lack compassion.

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@_RobertSchultz My parents are coming up on 30 years and you know, they’re pretty happy and all, but man I have never seen two people who are so good at arguing with each other. They have that shit down to a science these days, it’s incredible to watch.

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@JFrankensteiner I love him as this New York sleazeball Penguin so much man.

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@RaceplayShawty Somebody said they should make Sidney Sweeney do the next promo and just have her count down from 10 in it and I can honestly say I've never wanted anything more in my life. They've unlocked levels of marketing we've never seen before.

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@bornposting It does rule though. Loooove the episodic nature of the cases. It’s not practical but I’ve always thought more games should try an episodic storytelling format.

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@9mmballpoint The only lasting impact really is that if you watch TV from that specific couple of years everything suddenly has really weird blocking where they’re doing everything possible to make sure the actors don’t stand close to each other. & then that just stops & it’s never explained.

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@somuchbetter88 @LouisatheLast I’d watch this version of the show just for the dubbing 😂

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@notfaustenough @shaun_vids The Hogwarts game that's coming out this year also has literally the exact same setting, and that's set even further back, in the 1890s. The magical world of HP essentially froze itself in about 1860ish and hasn't budged an inch since.

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@theddshill @TheQuartering Yeah this made me exponentially more likely to watch it. It’s awesome she has a sense of humour about these weirdos 😂

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@DragonNexus @MaxKennerly The notably humble and deferential Tony Stark ☺️

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@jak1oh3 @merrittk This is the guy who went into BBC News for a job interview and somehow ended up on the air, right? I fucking love this story 😂

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@kanyewest Aren’t you the guy who went on SNL and did an 8 minute unauthorised rant at the end of the show about why people should vote for Trump, that the cast and crew walked out of because it was so embarrassing?

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@gromitmugSteev @Arch_Revival_ Looks fire man, like an inferno, almost.

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@pizzaratjesus @jeremysmiles She married her first cousin, so that checkbox is ticked!

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@firagawalkwthme It sucks! You think you're reading replies and it's like why are none of them relev- ohhhh, ffs

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@skullmandible These people have one book and it explicitly tells them what to watch out for and they still are not picking up on the signs!!

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@miri_yam_ I don't think there's any companies more evil than weapons contractors/manufacturers. They sit at the perfect point where they can pretend to be civilised businesses, but they are literally just merchants of death.

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