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@biggestjoel
Big Joel
2 years
i didn't "watch" the rise of gru i sat my white ass down and LISTENED
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Big Joel
2 years
My moms entered her goth phase and I cannot take it anymore
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2 years
No no no no no no this can’t be happening Blaire please don’t do this. I accept now that adjectives shouldn’t exist I’m sorry
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Big Joel
3 years
The fact that American cashiers can’t sit down for no good reason is absolute psycho shit. Just inexplicable cruelty to me
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Big Joel
2 years
This is pure evil, no joke, it’s raw evil staring u down, just the face of the devil
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Read Abolish Rent
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If anyone wants to talk about entitlement, cops should probably be top of the list.
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Big Joel
3 months
Everything when I was young was effortless and pure and unmotivated by politics. Then I became aware of what politics are and everyone started doing it
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Rothmus 🏴
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Big Joel
3 years
It’s so rare for everyone on the internet to hate one thing and for that thing to be the worst thing ever made
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Film Updates
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James Corden, Camila Cabello, Billy Porter and Idina Menzel stopped traffic in LA for a flash mob with a cover of Jennifer Lopez’s “Let’s Get Loud” to promote #CinderellaMovie
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Big Joel
2 years
Shaun locked for twelve hours for the angriest and truest tweet ever written. Let the man speak let his words echo
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Big Joel
3 years
Do you ever think about how robin williams was diagnosed with lewy body dementia, was going to continue to have severe cognitive and physical decline, and the narrative around him is still almost exclusively “clown man sad on inside”
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Big Joel
2 years
Ok if nobody is gonna say it, I will. I was no fan of the nazi empire.
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4 years
??????????
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Big Joel
2 years
Some guy gave this to me on the subway one time, and if you’re seeing this tweet bro I still carry it in my wallet like it’s a picture of my kid. Soo cute
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Big Joel
2 years
I saw a tweet about this like “why is gen z so anti intellectual” Spare me lol, women truly cannot make a light hearted joke online in this world
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zoë rose bryant
2 years
Okay Film Twitter, what critical darling had you like this
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Big Joel
2 years
there's something so distinctively peterson about needlessly calling some random actual woman ugly under the bullshit guise of intellectual concern for the west and authoritarianism, and then whining about how people online are being mean to him
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Big Joel
2 years
it's weird to stan a streaming service but hbo max is so much better than it's competitors it's absurd. their collection of older movies just makes it feel like it's a platform for like, you know, art
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10 months
One thing I’ll say for James is that he’s honestly reacting to this better than I thought he would. Boy just zooted off. Just said “you know what, that’s it for me. I was slain with that one.”
@ActualCorn
🌽 Daddy Jake 🍉
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James Somerton's YouTube Channel has been shut down 👀
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Big Joel
2 years
This isn’t how the public sphere works and everyone knows it. Nobody actually believes that truth prevailing over lies can be remotely expected on the internet. So why say it? Just admit you want the evil guy to stay, and that you’re fine with him making the world worse imo
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Big Joel
3 years
The fact that teenagers hate school more often than they don’t is actually a really really good argument for fundamentally changing our educational system. A fact which would be obvious if we recognized that teenagers are people and learning can be incredibly cool
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Big Joel
2 months
Dude the idea of eating a gram of protein per pound is blowing my mind. Is this real thing. I’d have to eat 28 eggs a day is this serious
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4 months
Ok, let's try again. If you make content on YouTube, and you spend time talking about other people's tragedies, rapes, murders, pedophiles etc, I think you have a responsibility to not use minimizing language, to not use clumsy, trivializing euphemisms, to talk normal.
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Big Joel
2 months
man flew too close to the sun here. the universe got him for this tweet
@MrBeast
MrBeast
3 months
If I were president I wouldn’t care about party lines, I’d just always truly make the American people my #1 priority. For problems I’m ignorant in I’d have experts from the left and right advise me on them and try to find the middle ground that’s best for America. Wouldn’t be
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Big Joel
3 years
I’m sorry but the video of Hillary Clinton weeping as she delivers the presidential victory speech she didn’t get to read is the funniest thing I have seen in my life. Couldn’t get me to do that with a gun to my head. Can you imagine
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Big Joel
3 years
You know how teachers in elementary school would sometimes reprimand you, and you’d say “okay” and they’d say “no it’s NOT okay.” I have been angry over the injustice of this interaction for the last twenty years
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Big Joel
2 years
A cop being shown using the law to carry out their personal power trip should be one of the biggest crimes a person can commit. And she’s right she is speaking for the majority of ‘em lol
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3 years
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Rosie's Haitian Surprise
3 years
A "7-Eleven" in 1973. We used to be a country. A proper country.
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Big Joel
4 years
a new quality meme
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Big Joel
2 years
man this isn't even cringe like. the man danced his proposal in front of the Eiffel tower and it's literally not embarrassing. unreal W
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Sachin Tandon
2 years
😭😭 I don't know who this gentleman is. I'm sure he means well. But no. JUST NO.
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Big Joel
2 years
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Big Joel
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Guys republicans went from saying that Biden is old as shit to saying whatever this is. I think we really got a shot here
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Big Joel
3 years
I didn’t like the new Batman. However the scene where *spoiler* Batman dawns a ridiculous flying squirrel suit, jumps off a building, eats shit, and never talks about it again is just extremely good
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Big Joel
2 years
People are acting like conservatives calling everyone gay a pedophile is some bold new trick and it’s kinda shocking me. This is like their whole thing, it’s their special little hobby
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Big Joel
3 years
I just feel like the Trojan horse can and will never get old. Like it truly always makes me smile to think of some dudes, absolute pumped to get a big horse. so fucking sad to discover that their big horse was an incredible war prank. Idk man. That’s good writing
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When I was held by police at the border into the UK for five hours a few years ago, they were worried about my YouTube channel, and the cop smugly told me “we don’t have the same kind of free speech laws here as in America. point is, u brits love to suppress
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Big Joel
3 years
People on tiktok not knowing what POV means makes me vomit and cry
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Big Joel
2 years
Dr mengele murdered children in front of their parents you fucking prick
@thebadstats
bad_stats 🕜💵🖨️🕣
2 years
Jordan Peterson googled top surgery and realized it wasn't illegal. So he doubles down and compares adults consenting to get gender affirming surgery to Nazi medical experiments - not technically illegal, just a crime against humanity.
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Big Joel
5 years
I wanna be on queer eye, but only the first day of queer eye. I want five gay men to come into my home and insult my things.
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Big Joel
3 years
I think about Susan Boyle way too often, for an adult in 2021. I still can’t get over the fact that “ugly woman sings good???” was news for MONTHS
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Big Joel
2 years
it's unnerving how steven universe's legacy online has been like "cringe show" or something. rebecca sugar is such an extraordinary and talented lyricist and this fact alone is enough to make steven universe totally worth it
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Big Joel
2 years
this is honestly an extraordinary infographic
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The New York Times
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In earlier years, Carlson regularly interviewed guests who debated him on issues, but he has recently devoted far less airtime to opposing views. Of nearly 7,000 guest appearances since 2016, about 1,000 of them contradicted him.
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3 months
*Sees that trump was grazed by a bullet and that a picture exists where trump looks cool* welp that’s it. Fascisms open for business again I guess. We fought a good fight boys. Every single person should repeat this for the next week
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Big Joel
1 year
Ok I’m gonna stop tweeting again because talking about this is actively absorbing my entire life. But I just wanted to say this here. Okay
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Big Joel
3 years
I legitimately don’t understand why Facebook is putting so much on this metaverse thing that has no clear value add and is currently selling itself mostly on how cringy it is. Like what does mark know that I don’t about the world, what game is he playing
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Big Joel
3 years
The Spider-Man movie wasn’t perfect or great but Jesus Christ Willem Dafoe bringing his lighthouse energy to green goblin just fucking rules. Absolutely ENTERED gerblin mode, this man
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Big Joel
3 years
Do it. Make the sitcom. Write and star in the sitcom. Play Elon Nusk, the really cool ceo. Maybe in one story Nusk breaks up a Union and all the employees are like, cool good I fuckign love you dude. Idk I’m just spitballing here but my point is elon please
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Big Joel
3 years
I’m going to continue to get turned on by the green m&m. She will continue to arouse and excite me. She doesn’t need her iconic sexy boots. Her incredible body is enough for me
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Big Joel
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People are now dunking on this tweet, but I think the point stands fine. Unless you want to firebomb a homophobic evangelical family homeschooling their kid, talking about the “homophobia of Palestine” is incoherent and racist gibberish
@stanzipotenza
Stanzi 🇵🇸
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“Palestine doesn’t support the LGBTQ community!” I’m about to tell you something about the United States that’s gonna blow your mind.
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Big Joel
3 years
Dude I can’t
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Big Joel
2 years
I think the answer he’s looking for might be “no.” I understand it can be tricky though. Hope he sees this!!
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Big Joel
3 years
Hmmm you know it doesn’t score high on important points, but in a way this is truly one of the most unhinged takes I’ve seen in a long time
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Big Joel
3 years
A rat creeping around the sewer just living its life could run tesla, but elon musk could never eat a big cheese
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Big Joel
3 years
I am so fatigued on takes
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2 years
For me, it’s that Stephen King didn’t respond and then, ten minutes later, Musk replied again with an even stupider tweet. That’s what brings it over the top imo. That’s what makes it iconic
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Big Joel
2 years
Hey little guy! I thought your unhinged antisemitic rant was really cool and epic. But if I could just offer one criticism
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2 years
Bill Maher ends his little trans segment with “and if you’re a man who wants to live without a pair of balls, you don’t have to get surgery, just get married.” and idk why but it broke me. He ended the bit by saying “We kid! We joke!” like he was pushing the envelope
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4 months
gonna die soon i think
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It’s very cool imo that the pickle rick episode is absolutely about the culture that emerged around pickle rick, like the whole episode is predicting and baiting that reaction. Just very effective writing
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Big Joel
5 years
I love the idea that Ariel being black will ruin your childhood retroactively, as opposed to the fact that u grew up and became a withered racist weirdo
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Big Joel
12 days
My Twitter feed isn’t even all trumped out by the assassination attempt. Are ppl just bored by the concept of additional people trying to kill Trump
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Big Joel
1 year
Learning that Benjamin Netanyahu actively supported Hamas in order to undermine Palestine is so extraordinarily horrifying, I don't know what to say. From Haaretz
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Big Joel
5 months
Oh how I love reading to the homeless. Oh how their faces light up when they hear me read them a little story :-)
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L G B
5 months
Questions they don’t want to answer.
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Big Joel
2 years
A multibillionaire exploiting conservatives and their existential fear about a “liberal media conspiracy” in order to get ahead of a sexual harassment scandal is truly the lowest, dingiest thing I have seen in a long time
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How can you say Hamas is the only party to blame, that killing civilians is innately bad regardless of circumstance, then turn around and say “Israel’s hands are tied. They have to do what they have to do.”
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Big Joel
3 years
Been laughing about this for 19 hours straight
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3 years
Just the unbridled cringe of it all
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3 months
damn i guess inexplicably making nuclear power a conservative thing finally paid off
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Alexander C. Kaufman
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The Senate just voted 88-2 for the most significant clean energy bill to pass since the IRA, a massive package to speed up licensing and construction of new nuclear reactors at home and overseas. Only Sens. Ed Markey and Bernie Sanders opposed.
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Big Joel
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People are so happy to tell young men they’re victimized by feminism it’s crazy
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4 years
The arc of Tim Pool challenging leftists to debates, but insisting that they must travel to DC during a pandemic to record in his studio, it’s just the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
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Big Joel
3 years
Cool dude, sounds sick
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Big Joel
11 months
…. Fascinating
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@DrLoupis
Dr. Anastasia Maria Loupis
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Interesting.
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3 years
I like how Dave Rubin is absolutely the dumbest fucking guy in the world and it’s not even close. You keep thinking someone is gonna overtake him and then he tweets out a banger like this
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2 years
Y'all when Elizabeth dies: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Y'all when Charles immediately becomes king: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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2 years
Conservatives are an interesting crowd because on one hand I think a lot of them are misled and can be convinced. But on the other, I think that if this bit made you laugh and resonated with you, you’re almost certainly a genuinely bad person who certainly hates women
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Jason S. Campbell
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Steven Crowder: "It's always the blue haired would-be lesbian feminist who claimed they're raped. As far as I know, not one Victoria Secret model has been raped"
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2 years
Does anything look so refreshing as a nice cranberry bog. Great fruit great juice great way of growing it. Click like or press like if you agree
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10 months
The only thing keeping conservatives back in this country is a disgust impulse so profoundly incomprehensible that that people often can’t figure out what the fuck they’re talking about
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9mmSMG
10 months
Average Democracy enjoyer. Btw, every republic ends like this. No matter their start, with enough time, this is how they end.
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3 years
Pretty freaked out by the whole “Putin talking about using nukes” thing. Idk about you but to me that’s a huge red flag
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Big Joel
2 years
Twitter is the funniest platform by far
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Big Joel
3 years
the coolest thing about the internet is that the most badass shit in this world is just like, done as a joke. LOOK at the way the editor captures motion! the positioning! the fluid arcs! i have never seen something like this in my life. how is it even possible
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Big Joel
4 years
im back. anime fucking sucks.
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Big Joel
2 years
The inner integrity and strength of this woman, I can’t imagine. Oh you invited someone I don’t wanna be with? Bye see ya. Absolutely a hero
@sabrinabrier
Sabrina Brier
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Friend who only wants 1 on 1 time
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Big Joel
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wow this guy would be a "good president" and not a "bad one." you absolutely love to see it
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MrBeast
3 months
If I were president I wouldn’t care about party lines, I’d just always truly make the American people my #1 priority. For problems I’m ignorant in I’d have experts from the left and right advise me on them and try to find the middle ground that’s best for America. Wouldn’t be
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It’s so funny that when people move from the right to the left, they’re like “I’ve matured, given it a lot of thought, and come to this conclusion.” And when people from the “left” move to the right, they’re like “people got mad at me and I’m a lil baby”
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2 years
I just saw an anti vape PSA where a teen said “vaping just made me constantly veer toward destruction” and laughed for 30 minutes
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2 years
Borders are dumb af let people vibe wherever they want “uhh you were born here so imo you should probably be forced to spend your life here” -a sicko and a freak
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3 years
kinda crazy that they let hasan back on twitch. like i believe in restorative justice and stuff, but are we really supposed to just forget about his crimes against white people
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could someone explain RFK to me? unironically what does an RFK voter believe in, what's their issue? it can't all be vax stuff right? if you're an RFK lover, no judgement, what's goin on
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1 year
When you’re trying to justify a genocide but the only disabled person you’ve heard of is Forrest Gump
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3 years
i want a million youtube subscribers by the time I'm 30 so I can transition to vlogging content and lose my fucking mind in front of a constantly shrinking group of people who once respected me
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2 years
Idk if I’m gonna be banned for the keemstar tweet but if I am, just know that I went down doing what I loved: annoying nerds on the internet
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3 years
I’m gonna convince and deradicalize every fucking member of my family today and they’re gonna thank me for my incredible politics
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3 years
Like I’m not saying the dude didn’t have depression, and his death is of course still tragic (just as his diagnosis was) but the hunger for a very particular narrative is so strong
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Big Joel
3 years
Of all the cringy things elon does, I think arguably the cringiest is him pretending not to know how his Twitter polls will turn out and acting like the results will change his world
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2 years
it's pretty funny that elon musk is the richest guy in the world right. like not trying to throw down support for Jeff Bezos but the man owns amazon like. he owns a company everyone uses constantly. what even is a tesla has anyone ever seen one
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3 years
So did colleges lower their tuitions at all when they transitioned to online learning? I swear I would have quit for years if I was expected to pay the same rate lol
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3 years
Do u ever stop to think about how strange it is that they took woody guthrie’s song, removed the parts that made it about socialism, and had the gall to make every child exclusively learn and sing that version. This blew my mind as a kid and continues to blow my mind to this day
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2 years
I spent like ten minutes trying to think of a different reaction to this tweet
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3 years
Orange and chocolate taste like ass together, that orange is one of the most popular chocolate pairings proves that this world is rotten
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2 years
I like this stonetoss because it implies he doesn’t know the difference between drugs that people like because they’re fun and drugs that will make you sick. Like he’s got no fucking clue what’s going on. He’s trying his best but he’s extremely confused
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Big Joel
4 years
trying to get my important message to aoc
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2 years
Do ppl understand that the libs of tikok lady is directly responsible for like, tons of queer people being identified, tons of phone calls to get them fired from their jobs?? What is this concern trolling nonsense lol, who cares
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