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Sage Hyden

2 years

Since twitter might disappear into the void, here's where else you can follow me and my work: ❤️Youtube: 🙏 Patreon: 📸 Instagram: ⭐️ Nebula:

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2 years

every week the finnish prime minister has to apologize for being cool as fuck

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#BREAKING : BACK AGAIN - Finland's PM Sanna Marin back in the limelight this time after two of her female friends were pictured TOPLESS and kissing in her official residence

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it must be studied how tiktok made "POV" mean the opposite of what it means

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joker 2 as a musical is literally the most chaotic decision any movie studio has ever made. every one that was excited for a sequel is mad. every one that thought a sequel was unnecessary is excited. pure chaos. you love to see it

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Captain America saying "you don't have jurisdiction here" while standing in a place that is not america is the perfect metaphor for american foreign policy

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it's insane how Disney+ singlehandedly destroyed three of the most universally trusted brand names with Marvel, Star War and Pixar in like less than two years

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jurassic park sequels will never be better than this shot.

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netflix making so many bad decisions over the years but then getting obscenely lucky that hbomax self-immolates is like a succession plotline

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star wars has an entire planet of goth girl, amazonian, dominatrix witches who can raise the dead yet keeps taking us back to tatooine

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not a single mcu movie is better than any random minute of the pirates trilogy

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truly despise the trend of treating all art as just some kind of test run for the mcu

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Dear @Kevfeige ,

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she-hulk cgi lookin like

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in the first creative meeting for SHOGUN someone wrote on a whiteboard "what if a TV show had good lighting?"

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No video editor has ever been happier than the dude who edited the Easy A trailer when he realized he could do this

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if both dune 2 and mad max are hits this year it’s going to convince some algorithm that what the people really want are sand movies

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the best actor in dune 2 is whoever the camera is currently on

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Rewatching Breaking Bad and it's amazing how clear it is from the very beginning that it's all about pride for Walt and how all of his problems would be solved if he let go of the toxic need to be seen as the Top Dog Alpha Man

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it'll never not be funny that George Lucas hired legendary actor Christopher Lee to be in his movie and then essentially named his character Mr. Poop

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if there's a "how leia got her buns" beat in the kenobi show I am unplugging from pop culture forever

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every year movies look more and more like the prequels

Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc

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This doesn’t look like anything to me but two people standing in front of a green screen

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if you ask me hbomax and discovery+ should merge into one streaming service called hbomax

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hmm wonder what the difference is hmmmmmmm

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#Batgirl , the DC film scrapped because of low test screening scores, had the same test score as the upcoming #BlackAdam , which is still getting released.

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its cool watching dune and realizing every other major franchise is just dune in disguise

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Aang's childish desires to surf on penguins and go on field trips is the most charming part of his character. I am turning the worried-meter to 11

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OH RIP TO AANG’S CHARACTER

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dune really appeals to a basic gen-z desire which is to meet a hot lady to do eco-terrorism with

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if I made an entire movie that then got shelves so some corporation could get a tax credit I think I would literally become the joker

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The general public is not prepared for dune messiah

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"I'd like to apologize to everyone I offended by crowd surfing at a pink floyd concert. I will endeavor to be less interesting in the future"

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Madame Web is hilarious because it treats the birth of Peter Parker like its the birth of Jesus but the rest of the story is about Jesus' uncle's coworker's very bad day. A Life of Brian without the jokes

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Zazlav never saw the movie at all. Zazlav never saw the movie at all. Zazlav never saw the movie at all. Zazlav. Never saw the movie. At all.

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This is my big “Coyote vs. Acme” story. It turns out the situation is way worse than we imagined. #ReleaseCoyoteVsAcme

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POV: you just followed me on Twitter

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I want you all to know I intend to be completely biased about the joker musical. it's already my favourite movie. will never admit it has a single fault. 15/10

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"I regret to say that the recent reports I made out with Beyonce while high in Singapore are true. I hope the nation can come to forgive me."

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Insane that the breakout role of dune 2 is also the role that once destroyed Sting’s acting career

AB ✨⚡️

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Austin Butler clocks around 23 minutes of screen time in Dune: Part Two, which is impressive considering the impact his character had on viewers.

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warner bros thought batgirl would flop without even releasing a single image of BRENDAN FRASER in the firefly costume. babe the quote tweets alone would power the sun

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I think all of the Disney+ Star Wars shows should just be one show called Star Wars

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Rosemary Harris' Aunt May didn't clock Doc Ock in the face to be disrespected like this

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Andrew this, Tobey that,, at least we can all agree on the best aunt May

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it's okay but only thanks to communist australia

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‘FURIOSA: A MAD MAX SAGA’ has been removed from -880 theaters already after only 2 weeks of release in the US. The film earned only $4.2M domestically this weekend, leaving the Top 5.

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my favourite scene was when joker sung "send in the clowns" at the opera while his goons shot up the city in a godfather-esque montage

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the thing about Feige that none of these other studios can ever replicate is that he actually loves those characters. Zazlov can never lead a successful DC universe because he's a corporate ghoul who only ever gets a hard on when looking at the profit margins of reality tv shows

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can't get over how star wars really spent half of some other dudes show backpedaling one of its most effective scenes

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@aciergorge the movies made people mad, but they were still engaged. Disney+ made them bored

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Westworld's absolutely abysmal cratering in the ratings wasn't completely surprising but it's still pretty shocking how steep it is

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"never more than 12" is the most instantly iconic star wars line since "i am your father"

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and this isn't even the best shot in Jurassic Park. It's just the one that best screams THIS MOVIE HAS A GODDAMN THEME YOU GUYS

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incels when they heard the joker 2 musical news

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marvel should let all of their directors have self-insert characters like Taika does with Korg. then they can all crossover in a movie called The Indulgents

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Logan Roy isn't the boss because he's better than everyone else. He's the boss because Kendall got stuck in traffic that one time

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okay the one defense of nepo babies is that they can talk with the honesty of late career Harrison Ford

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Dakota Johnson playfully calls guest starring on "The Office" series finale "the worst time of my life." "I was there for two weeks. And I’m barely in the f*cking show. There were weird dynamics that had been going on for the last 10 years. Some people didn’t speak to each

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@TimBarnes451 Jordan Peele: Get Out! Us: Nope!

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there should be a law that they have to keep making Mad Max movies even though they lose money. please let george miller burn money. the fire is pretty

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3 years

no other franchise needs to clarify this

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Season 3 of #TheMandalorian will feature new characters according to Pedro Pascal: "Okay, there will be some familiar faces and there will be a lot of new faces."

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is there some sort of law that says female characters have to have a different haircut every time they appear in an mcu movie?

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flub of the century tbh

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imagine if The Batman comes out and it's a screwball comedy

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also gotta love it because it makes zero sense that the letters are projected like that but Spielberg would never let a silly thing like logic get in the way of an awesome image

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I really can't stress enough how every decision Warner Brothers is making is fundamentally anti-art

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a lot of "so you hate waffles?" ass comments today

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make the Amazing Spider-Man 3 but send Andrew Garfield to the reality where Emma Stone is Spider-Gwen

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How do you nominate Dune for every technical award but not for directing??

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im like 10 mins in

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going to like every Furiosa tweet until the movie un-flops like it's my civic duty

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first thing Skylar says in the intervention is "it's okay to lean on others for help." he never ever listens

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there's an entire generation of people who have nostalgia for the color gray

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An official PS1 color variation of the Dualsense would sell like crazy.

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"I'm sorry I followed @sagehyden on Twitter. His account was just too good to not."

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if the giant squid from watchmen dropped two years ago we'd still have people being like "there was no squid"

M.I.A.Ⓜ️

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If Alex jones pays for lying shouldn’t every celebrity pushing vaccines pay too ?

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@evemmore He was thinking about Jacob elordi

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David Zazlav is elmer fudd learning that bugs bunny is actually unkillable

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I wonder if the LotR fandom is the only fandom where the majority opinion is that people should stop making LotR stuff

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that whole variety article is top tier but especially the art

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Musk has lost at twitter harder than anyone because he has made himself the permanent main character of twitter

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like his brother-in-law is high up in the DEA and is clearly making six-figures. Why do *you* need to be the guy that makes the money?

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if you don't like she-hulk but are still watching every episode, it's kinda on you at this point. it's told you exactly what it is multiple times

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Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna go into work like it's any other day. Bring a thumb drive. 4gb, no more, no less. Download the unfinished cut of The Batgirl. When you get home, open up a browser and type in www.thepirat...

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Warner Brothers exec: why don't we put all of the properties we own into one movie? Lego Batman, Ready Player One, Space Jam: HOW ORIGINAL. VERY UNIQUE

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3 years

Lana won

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After Abysmal Opening Weekend Box Office, The Matrix Resurrections Producer Says No Plans For Matrix Movies

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since this is doing numbers and I don't want it to be nasty: • there's still time to fix this before the release. • show looks fun otherwise. • overworked VFX artists are not to blame.

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nothing screams late stage capitalism more than an ad for a show with themes of revolution on anti-homeless hostile architecture

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3 years

7 cuts. editing is my passion

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Life may be hard after you had to put your CIA robot goth girlfriend down, but at least you can always count on me to drop some bangers in your feed

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don't forget to follow me for more dumb viral star wars tweets and no other reason

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you guys know what show I'm talking about right? It's on that streaming service that has the most competitive library in the field. what's it called again...

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Vin Diesel, the Rock and Justin Lin are all mad at each other, but if the Fast franchise has taught me anything it's that reconciliation is only ever an armageddon and a barbecue away

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season 2 of clone wars is like "who would win in a fight? thousands of sorcerers? or one level 20 rogue?"

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some don't even wear a disguise

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A sequel to GODZILLA MINUS ONE has just been announced! It's called GODZILLA PLUS ONE and follows Godzilla and Kong as they go to Mothra's surprise wedding.

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guys you don't understand the oscars only getting 1 award wrong is literally the best it's ever been or ever will be

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Let's crown the best tweet ever before this website goes kaput (images and polls in the replies)

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yoda show on dagobah where all the characters are puppets

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here me out

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“Marvel is truly f---ed with the whole Kang angle,” says one top dealmaker who has seen the final “Loki” episode. “I don’t see a path to how they move forward with him.”

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got an idea for a story about a virtuous leader called away to a distant land where he is killed by his rivals for power early on. the rest of the story is about his kids trying to survive

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@anchirotleep being dead never stopped anyone else in star wars from appearing in later media

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they're friends

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not the first to say it, but chess youtube thumbnails are immaculate and hilarious

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@Emmmyalluu Fuck off

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They should make a hundred more Star Wars movies and each one should give a different answer for who Rey's parents are.

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Unreal that the Breaking Bad/Saul franchise has never had a bad episode, not even a bad scene, or a single actor out of place. Just a stellar, steady, quality production for 14 years

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"my strength has doubled since last we met, Mr. Poop"

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got an idea for a story about a planet that is the only source of a crucial resource. the bad guys are colonizers trying to mine this resource, while the good guy teams up with the native population to resist them

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Before Iron Man, Feige was a producer on basically every Marvel movie from 2000-2008. How did he get his first job (X-Men, 2000)? By being extremely knowledgable about the Marvel universe. He was a fan first

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