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Spellgage

@spellgage

6 months

Know Your Meme credits me with popularizing the “Anti-Italian Discrimination” meme.

rhi

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you guys really should google your usernames and see what random articles you’ve been featured in. i should put on my resume that i’ve been featured on vice and screenrant

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Spellgage

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3 months

This is literally true, btw. When made correctly, burgers are diet food. I know I’m American, but I’m being completely serious.

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"Sex is good, but have you tried turning your country into Mordor?"

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Sex is good but have you tried having your country shutting down its last nuclear power plants in 30 mn?

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May the Lord protect me from ever appearing in a post alongside the King of Spain

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Check out the fit of these two dress shirts. What do you notice? 🧵

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4 months

You’re not going to like the answer

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The true 45 IQ person is the one who actually believes that the average IQ of Liberia is 45.

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Impressive

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@TiberiusMari It’s really that simple.

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🙌🙌🏻🙌🏼 ALL MEN 🤝🤝🏻🤝🏼 🙌🏽🙌🏾🙌🏿 ARE BROTHERS 🤝🏽🤝🏾🤝🏿

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This is what I see in my mind every time I hear a new RFK Jr. story

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NBC News

@NBCNews

7 years

The solar eclipse will cost America almost $700 million in lost productivity

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8 months

Fellas, if a girl does something like this for you, odds are good that she is begging you to propose to her. She has in fact practically proposed to you.

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@lucitelu

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Look at the hoodie my tube map loving son got from his bestie - she hand sewed it for him.

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8 months

Guys will receive a hand-sewed masterwork and not sense the romantic tension

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3 years

@benner From the golden age of the redpill

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@spellgage

4 months

Jesus yelled at people for this kind of stuff.

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“This is not a loophole”—no, this literally is the textbook definition of a loophole. You’re still brewing the coffee, whether you pour the boiling water directly from the pot or from the cup. Like, come on... What are your thoughts on this?

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1 year

Every time I see this photo, I am astonished at how comically bad it is. Ferngully, Captain Planet, Avatar--somehow these over-the-top environmental fables all turned out to be true!

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@spellgage

7 months

Not going to say anything about LaBeouf in particular, but “finding God when faced with the consequences of one’s actions” is pretty fundamental to the Christian faith.

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@spellgage

2 years

By age 30, your friend group should include a tax collector, several fishermen, and a domestic terrorist. Several of them should have an alias or catchy nickname.

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@spellgage

3 months

@Admiral_cmonke Portion control is important too, yes

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@BorderPolitics_ The main thing is using ingredients that keep the macros in your favor: relatively low fat, low-medium carbs, high protein. My strategy is lean beef, fat free cheese, and no sugar added condiments. Split a slice of bread instead of using a bun. All the veggies you want.

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@spellgage

2 years

The current push to "masculinize" Christianity assumes that the Christian virtues of meekness, love, mutual submission, etc. are inherently "feminine," so it has to Christianize decidedly non-Christian virtues like heroism in order to create its vision for a "masculine" Faith.

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@spellgage

1 year

In those days there was no king in Israel: every man did that which was right in his own eyes.

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@bethfelkerjones

1 year

Caption this.

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1 year

Dudes love to marvel at the creations of God

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1 year

dog drinking beer

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@spellgage Ok, yes it’s bad, but imagine a nuclear meltdown within 75 miles of Paris. The country would be destroyed. The geopolitics of nuclear energy are totally different than those of the US due to the sizes of the countries. French people feel much more directly threatened by meltdown.

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3 months

@WindowsPeak It’s an S-tier adherence strategy.

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4 months

Wait until you hear what the gospel says about people in prison

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@CodyFandom_ Good on you!

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1 year

The Episcopalian has been taken off the air, Your Holiness.

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5 months

idk, I think that starting a sentence about sex with “We look Satan right in the eyes” actually goes really hard

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8 months

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8 months

WE LOVE TO SEE IT

Felix James Miller

@FelixJMiller

8 months

A girl did this for me with the DC metro map (for which we both had affection). Reader, I married her.

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5 months

I now understand that Celsius makes intuitive sense to the European mind because they consider 32 to be “really cold” and 86 to be “really hot.” They are too weak for Fahrenheit.

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@ItsAndyRyan

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Who's to say which system is better?

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@spellgage

1 month

Francis @Pontifex has the opportunity to make the funniest phone call of the century.

nikki mccann ramírez

@NikkiMcR

1 month

Biden says that Democratic leaders like Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer have encouraged him to stay in the race. "If the Lord Almighty came down and said 'Joe, get out of the race,' I'd get out of the race. The lord almighty's not coming down."

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@spellgage

4 months

These all died in faith, not having received the browser tabs promised, but having seen them and greeted them from afar, and having acknowledged that they were strangers and exiles on the earth.

𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐓𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐬

@Steampunk_T

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A 300-year-old library tool that enabled a researcher to have seven books open at once, yet conveniently nearby (located at Biblioteca Palafoxiana in Puebla, Mexico)

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4 months

I feel bad that all my Orthodox brothers and sisters have to wait five weeks for their eclipse

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@spellgage

1 year

People “correcting” me, saying I should have said Isengard instead of Mordor: Germany isn’t “turning into Isengard.” By turning into Mordor, it already *is* Isengard.

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8 months

The signs are there for those willing to read them and take a risk.

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In high school, a girl crocheted me a bulbasaur plushie and would get us Starbucks before practice with “Link” and “Zelda” written on them. I honestly thought she was just trying to be nice. We got married in June.

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Adrián Olivas

@adrianolivas__

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Why would Jesus have a church of born again sinners? That makes zero sense. Women are so bad at logic. Especially when it comes to religion. Sheesh.

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TIL the Vatican conspired with King James I of England to keep people from knowing about Bel and the Dragon.

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We will meet this guy in the resurrection.

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@ProGutChecker It’s not complicated!

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1 year

Proverbs, Song of Songs, Ecclesiastes

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@spellgage

2 months

I’m glad that Christian coffeehouse names have grown beyond “Higher Grounds”

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Oh no. What is this?

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@JaymesLackey “You meant to invite me into your life? I thought you were just inviting me to London.”

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@Hermit_Thrush @MrThomasJerome I would love not only that but also having my voice likeness owned by Electronic Arts

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2 years

abolish the nuclear family (private households should not possess nuclear weapons)

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3 years

General Tso. Colonel Sanders. There’s a whole command structure for chicken.

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🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 WHAT MAN OF YOU HAVING A HUNDRED SHEEP IF HE HAS LOST ONE OF THEM DOES NOT LEAVE THE NINETY-NINE IN THE OPEN COUNTRY AND GO AFTER THE ONE THAT IS LOST UNTIL HE FINDS IT? AND WHEN HE HAS FOUND IT HE LAYS IT ON HIS SHOULDERS REJOICING 😭😭😭

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thinking about Pete Oswald, a skier who found an injured 88 lb sheep sliding down the slopes of Hector Mountains and carried it to safety

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Lol

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5 months

“Hello, I would like one wood please.”

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People have criticized the Tesla Cybertruck for “not being a truck”… I beg to differ! Here’s a perfect example of the Cybertruck doing (Cyber)truck things: 📐📐📐

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@DaveSomething4 “If God is so great, how come he hasn’t made God 2?”

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@ALLD4YEVERYD4Y @TiberiusMari It’s a diabetes treatment that also happens to be effective for weight loss. It’s simply another substance that you can do what you will with, take or leave. PEDs for weight loss.

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It’s easy for me to forget how bad church gender studies can get

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“What if it’s platonic? Did you think of that? I embroider tube maps onto clothes for all my friends, and I don’t feel anything. Why does everything have to be about romance? What if the guy and the girl are five years old? Did you think of that? I bet you didn’t. You creep.”

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@spellgage

1 year

Yes, Your Holiness, they’re on our calendar now.

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Ukrainian President Zelensky signed a law that will move the country’s Christmas Day holiday from early January to Dec. 25 — another way to “abandon the Russian heritage” and put distance between the two countries currently embroiled in war.

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4 years

We lost a great one today. Press F to pay respects.

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explaining the Passion to an American:

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Probably when I said that men were making up new “Christian” virtues because they think the real ones are too feminine.

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what was your biggest twitter controversy?

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My brother, you are still visibly on a road.

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Cybertruck off-roading in Southern California. This truck is unreal. My daily driver can go off road whenever I want.

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Christ died for everyone and there’s nothing you can do about it

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If Christ died for everyone in general then He died for no one in particular.

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1 year

It may shock you to learn that this is, in fact, one of the key features of our religion, and we talk about it not infrequently.

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Who would've benefitted from plagiarizing the old testament? Anyone?

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Confirmed

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this slander was written by dogs

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@That_Scotty_Boy Ha! So it is.

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The Muppet Brothers Karamazov

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Since this is gaining a little traction, let me clarify my (uninformed) position on LaBeouf: I hope that his faith is genuine, but it may be a sham; and sincere or not, he should be held accountable for any crimes he has committed. Conversion is not a “get out of jail free” card.

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Soon

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@niurn_writes @BorderPolitics_ Behold and despair

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SoVeryIsraeli🇮🇱

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Israel vs Hamas. Do you understand?

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as a Catholic, Mario takes comfort in knowing that Donkey Kong’s animal soul will be annihilated upon death

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blissful day

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Besides that, I don’t know of a single Christian tradition that requires you to serve prison time before they’ll baptize you.

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Steve Harvey: We asked 100 married men, name something you’d compare… to your wife! Solomon: Two fawns, twins of a gazelle, that graze among the lilies. Steve: … … Two fawns. You’re saying you’d compare… your WIFE… to two baby deer. Solomon: Her breasts, yes. Steve:

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@spellgage

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Calling this a “burger” is deeply offensive in American culture

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Learned today that Aussies call this a "chicken burger" and about had aneurysm

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Christological heresy check. Let your predictive text expose your error. “Jesus of Nazareth is…”

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@The_Geraldoid Based and shrimppilled

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Big day ahead for people who lack object permanence

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Maybe you’ve heard of this guy, Jesus of Nazareth

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me

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Are you vegan for the animals? Please join us!

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2 years

It's incomprehensible to me how Rod could tee this up unwittingly.

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The funniest verse in the Bible is Ecc 9.9: “Enjoy life with your wife, whom you love, all the days of this meaningless life that God has given you under the sun—all your meaningless days. For this is your lot in life and in your toilsome labor under the sun.”

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Every single day, ⁦ @henryjwallis ⁩ logs into this website and goes to war, and I love him for it.

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@spellgage

1 year

reading this card like a permission slip

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We’ve been calling for car and transformation reform for some time now!

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This doesn’t pass the sniff test. Are any of y’all well-versed enough in church history to speak definitively on this?

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You do not have "that dawg" in you. It is an unclean spirit.

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It’s insane how many people are telling on themselves in their tweets about the Crowder video. “This isn’t that bad, it’s just two people arguing.” My brother, you are an abuser. My sister, you are settling for abusers.

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The Way has much to offer young men if they are willing to accept that a "successful" Christian life might result in their being perpetually single, childless, impoverished, unimportant (by worldly standards), and forgettable.

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I’m going to break my Lenten Twitter fast for a moment so that you can share our joy: my daughter just professed her faith in Jesus Christ and was buried with Him in baptism tonight. Praise God for His great grace!

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Minister here! This is not funny or cute. People only make Bible noises like this when they are very distressed.

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@naomirwolf

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Hi all -- so. I skipped ahead to the New Testament, with a Koine Greek - English side-by-side literal translation, and what am I to do -- so much of the NT has been mistranslated, or, shall I say, creatively translated, in addition to the OT having often been mistranslated. Is it

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@LFTH_Alex Yeah, the social context is key.

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Just “Hurt” on loop

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the thing about taylor swift is that she so perfectly encapsulates through her lyrics, the interior lives of women. It's why we all can't stop listening. We're all saying, "wait you felt that way? we were all feeling this way?" do men have someone like that?

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Checking in on the master race edgelords in my replies

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The Way doesn't have anything to "offer" young men if the only acceptable offerings are wives, biological children, social status, "adventures," and the other kinds of mythopoetic gobbledygook that appeal to pagans precisely because they require no turning away from paganism.

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Live action Redwall lookin good

Nature is Amazing ☘️

@AMAZlNGNATURE

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Fox and Badger share a midnight feast

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This is a homily on Ecclesiastes.

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A Christian man might find a wife, father children, etc., but such things are incidental to the Faith, not essential (i.e., the Faith tells us, "This is how you act if you are married or if you have children;" it does not require or guarantee that you have a wife or children).

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I'm beginning to think that Conservatism is a Religion in its own right, with its own gods and dogmas, and temples and high priests,