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bailey meyers

7 months

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if i annoy you please consider this extremely reasonable solution

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it doesn’t matter how much you earned when what you lost was far more valuable: the cow’s trust

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someone posted this on threads and almost every answer is wrong i'm going to lose my mind

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hey kids who learned their vocab from reading, what word that you mispronounced still haunts you

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i know oppenheimer is old news now but i finally saw it and i just want to say i really loved when they were like “a young senator trying to make a name for himself…… kennedy………. john f kennedy………” like an MCU reveal

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the only conspiracy theory i believe in—now that i’ve seen once upon a time in hollywood, the suicide squad, and barbie (2023)—is that margot robbie is the one who has a foot thing. her thing is SHE wants US to see her feet.

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2 years

“possibly” doing a lot of work here

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@ConFacFarm horse divorce

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8 months

this reminds me of when i watched casablanca with a friend and he complained that it “had a lot of cliches in it”….. my guy where do you think the cliches came from

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Portal 2 has a lot of “2012 le epic that just happened” humor that really didn’t age well IMO It’s a good game, but it really leaned into the gaming/internet culture of the time

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Question: what do you guys think is the WORST line spoken in a Star Wars movie

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4 years

1) I couldn’t move back in with my parents if I wanted to 2) my parents have never hit me, but if I asked them for $100k, I wouldn’t blame them for thinking about starting

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even if The Author had never joined Twitter and we were still unaware of her hateful views, the plot of the game is on its own UNBELIEVABLY antisemitic, like this thing is so offensive to so many marginalized groups how do some of y’all keep refusing to see that

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2 years

lmao

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8 months

everyone asking for an alcohol-free queer space like they’re suddenly too fucking good for the manga section at barnes & noble

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10 months

why does john cena, the largest actor, not simply eat david zaslav

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4 years

getting mixed messages from my mom here

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5 years

genuinely baffling to me that twitter discourse is somehow now debating if it’s ethical to leave a disabled woman and her service dog in the freezing cold because you don’t want her chair to scuff the leather seats of the car you professionally drive

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3 years

doesn't really change my opinion of him tbh

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2 years

innovative

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2 years

I hope that Deadpool 3 is everything Hugh jackman has clearly wanted all along: a Wolverine musical

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3 years

i genuinely think about this at least once a week

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2 years

@JennyENicholson on the one hand, modern entertainment’s encouragement of parasocial relationships means that if someone does something shitty but not traditionally “cancellable” they could still wind up losing their job thanks to audience outrage, on the other hand lol it’s always the wife guys

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2 years

seems like this is going well!

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9 months

the funniest part of the new hunger games movie was when they were like “omg that guy has rabies, which means he has hydrophobia” and they throw water at him which makes him scream in fear. suzanne collins i love you but girl that is not what hydrophobia is

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1 year

@GreatCheshire (youth pastor voice) you know who else—

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10 months

hey it’s pretty fucked up out there huh

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4 years

Please read this!! I’m really tired of people justifying buying the HP game by saying it would “support the devs.” That’s flat-out not how the games industry works, so stop using it as an excuse.

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2 years

@SarahDaniels that would be a beautiful name for a girl

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7 months

so interesting that volkswagen started their “history of our cool company” ad in 1949. i wonder why that is. i wonder why that could be

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1 year

@FaygoEnthusiast chaz have you considered that this misguided candor you feel obligated to have with strangers is one of the reasons why you struggle to make meaningful connections in real life

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2 years

@FarfaYGO oh god i had this one too

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1 year

there’s a part in haunted mansion where danny devito says that the house appeared “by magic” in 1788 and that “the land had never been worked” but also, all the ghosts are unrelated, that’s a different thing, they just wanted to clarify some stuff about their plantation house

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3 years

“cinnamon toast shrimp guy is topanga’s husband” is the “bean dad did the mbmbam theme song” of march

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3 years

double whiskey rocks and a plain side salad is a deeply cursed combination that i have no choice but to respect

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4 months

a somewhat weird experience for the entire timeline to be talking about a person i’m currently on a nice little vacation with (i haven’t watched the video yet because i’m a bad friend)

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2 years

great news, i only have 8 more seasons to go

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4 years

everyone taking a moment to dunk on joanne right now

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‘It’s Just Nice To Have A Break From The News,’ Says Woman Whose Hand Is Trapped In The Garbage Disposal:

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2 years

@JennyENicholson Jenny I can’t believe you would callously fail to predict when the discourse would find it unacceptable to go on a trip

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5 years

the massive amount people aggressively jumping to the uber driver’s defense should be really eye-opening for those who assume ableism is just a fun buzzword and not something that genuinely impacts people’s lives

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3 years

catcher in the rye discourse is exhausting!! it’s a good book!! im sorry you didn’t understand it because you were forced to read it when you were 15 and hadn’t developed empathy yet!!

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@JadedCreative I love the part where you neglected to bring headphones on a 6-hour flight, but somehow it’s the women with the audacity to make sounds near you that are at fault here. You’re in first class. Grow up and ask for some ear plugs.

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1 year

good for you girl you really did it

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2 years

[gordon ramsay being lured into the cellar on the promise of a vintage amontillado] fuck me, is that brick and mortar. jesus christ, it’s dark. fucking hell. how’s anyone supposed to see the fucking amontillado when it’s so bloody dark in here

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2 years

[youth pastor voice] do you know who else would be great in knives out 3?

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3 years

p…pantaboots……

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1 year

gollum spoiler .. .. .. .. .. .. .. it ends with him getting friendzoned and i’m being 100% serious

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3 years

the denny’s hobbit menu was better than The Hobbit and it’s not even close

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2 years

my simpsons rewatch has become actively depressing

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4 years

my absolute favorite genre of buzzfeed article is “breathlessly listing a decades-old movie’s plot points”

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4 years

@tentwentysixpm “Italianx” i—

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kanga is the only winnie the pooh character who canonically isn’t a virgin

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2 years

people always call their grandparents by the most bonkers names. what do you mean you’re visiting beeboo and knickknack this weekend

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5 years

oh cool cool cool, antisemites are now apparently trying to dox this woman for having the audacity to be both jewish and disabled, life is a waking nightmare and this site is truly the worst of it sometimes

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2 years

would love a source on this one, jonathan! personally, my source is that the greedy goblin bankers steal children (reminiscent of the antisemitic blood libel trope, which im sure you’re familiar with, since you’re such an expert) and also this picture

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also am just now learning a lot of people think devs get paid AFTER a game is published?? obviously that’s nowhere close to The Main Thing but im literally so perplexed, how does anyone think anything works like that lol

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me, watching masterchef while shoveling undercooked buttered noodles into my gaping maw: mark I can’t believe you didn’t use a double boiler for your bearnaise you utter fucking fool

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4 years

she was right tbh

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the spotify bully robot has fear in its heart

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5 years

my mom is disabled and if anyone ever treated her this badly i would bare minimum complain to the company they work for. because that’s what you fucking do.

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the movies he namechecked in this interview, btw, were “turning red” and “luca” - two movies that, while they definitely had Something To Say, were also very good, just marketed badly and released directly to disney plus. so my guess is he’s just fully cutting animation.

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Bob Iger says creators at Disney have lost sight of what their jobs should be, entertain first, not messages. He adds that stories infused with “positive messages for the world” can be great but that it shouldn’t be the primary job. (Source: @sherman4949 )

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@ellle_em 1) she is definitely in love with him 2) im not surprised he married the sister, because OP seems like she sucks??

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3 years

hot take but just because a show is good doesn’t mean it needs a season 2

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3 years

all beaches make you Old. it’s called sun damage

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i can make as many jokes as i want but nothing i do or say will ever be funnier than the two years I spent with my ringtone set as the spoken word bit from oops i did it again

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Can we please....... fucking........ Pardon the predominantly black people still in prison for marijuana.

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Yes, there's a poster made entirely from cannabis to celebrate opening weekend for #TheGentlemen (credit: Jesushands). Don't miss the film in theaters now. Get tickets:

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vampires would not go to high school. i cannot stress this enough. vampires would never go to high school.

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at my grandpa’s funeral, everyone was lightly poking fun at the gravestone nearby, which had cat ears on the front and a tail on the back, and was a nice moment of levity on a grim day, until the rabbi said “that’s actually my mom’s”

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3 years

no more thoughts. no more hot takes. just ein

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2 years

all my problems solved either way

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Wyd?

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(beastie boys voice) glass onion. that funion munion

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todd baby they’re over

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Game director Todd Howard from @BethesdaStudios arrives at this year’s #TheGameAwards

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2 years

repeat after me: real people CAN’T QUEERBAIT YOU. real people do not exist for your consumption! you are NEVER owed insight into someone’s sexuality, and anyone who participated in stealing kit’s agency wrt his coming out should be ashamed of themselves.

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2 years

ok i did buy this shirt

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so basically what i’m saying is that casablanca is as good as portal 2

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5 years

. @JennyENicholson has given me a lot of gifts in my life, but none more viscerally upsetting than this miniature body pillow from Bronycon

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it’s really interesting how, in disneyland today, the wait time for guardians was 60min, but we got on in 25. and how the wait time for indy was 55, but we got on in 15. just spitballing here, but seems like they might be trying to trick people into buying lightning lane??

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2 years

an evil fire nation……. in avatar……….

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James Cameron reveals Avatar 3 will center on the "Ash people." A tribe of Na'vi whose culture revolves around fire. "I want to reveal the Nav'is from another angle because, for the moment, I have only shown their good sides."

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i did not know. that spiderverse. was a two-parter. i was sitting there with five minutes to go like “how the hell are they gonna wrap this thing up”

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i love a diss track. i’m so mad at you i’m gonna sing a little song about it

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ok so i need y’all to know that jenny can do a PERFECT cartman impression

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We did a licensed South Park escape room because we haven't seen South Park and thought it would be funny. Two strangers booked our time slot and when they arrived it turned out they had also not seen South Park

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The Suicide Squad makeup team sat with Jared Leto for three hours every day. They don't deserve an Oscar, they deserve a Nobel Peace Prize.

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the line outside of the funko pop museum in hollywood is around the block and, just, i can’t think of a more embarrassing way to contract covid

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i love the band but i just don't think i can support them after this

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each of these by itself is not a red flag. however,,,,,,,

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ah cool the new york times wrote an article about me

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(youth pastor voice) you know who else got fucked in the senate

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2 years

feels like a lot of folks being willfully obtuse

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@JennyENicholson especially love this part 🙃🙃🙃

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hey do you want to explain to me what that bottom right square means. what do you mean by that. just wondering.

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what happened?

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Hi my name is Jon Snow and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) that reaches my shoulders and icy blue eyes like limpid tears. I'm not related to Ned Stark but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie.

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@baileymeyers what do you mean he's only the long-lost son of the prince and the rightful heir to the kingdom, and the elected king in the north, and has a magic dog he can body swap with, and has a giant magic sword that can kill white walkers, and wooed dany and has his own dragon to ride,

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the best moment of shang-chi, other than the entire movie, was that they played a dear evan hanson trailer beforehand and the friend i was seeing it with isn’t super online and had to experience it for the first time right there in public

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3 years

wait why are people criticizing this

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the worst thing about sonic is that jim carrey is really really hot in it, the second worst thing is the rest of the movie

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one time my grandma asked my great grandma to write down some of her recipes, and great grandma got all defensive like “WHAT do you think I’m gonna DIE???” and folks,

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can y’all drop your family dramas

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they say it so matter-of-factly too. “he’s afraid of water, it’s one of the symptoms” maybe he is, but it certainly isn’t!!!

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