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2 months

Michael Bay studying Skibidi Toilet rn:

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Please have Joker sing Creep

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6 months

‘JOKER 2’ will include 15 covers of “very well-known” songs. One of the covers will be of “That’s Entertainment!” (Source: )

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Why do people just assume every biopic is an endorsement

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Here you go, fixed it for you

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3 years

Coolest thing ever put on film

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Why are you subbed lmao

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Possibly the funniest movie ever

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1 year

Funniest letterboxd review because this is how 90% of film twitter watches movies, no one can really accept differing opinions.

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6 months

I find it funny that ever since Guy Ritchie made Aladdin he’s just been working non-stop. This is gonna be his 6th movie since 2019.

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6 months

Guy Ritchie’s next film is titled ‘IN THE GREY’ and follows a group who operate in the middle of criminality & the law. Starring Henry Cavill, Jake Gyllenhaal, Eiza Gonzalez and Rosamund Pike.

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1 year

Spielberg’s use of Shadows is always so powerful

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3 years

Matt Damon today:

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Malick the goat (hes not in the movie)

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3 years

Jon Voight’s drip in Heat is relentless

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I miss Philip Seymour Hoffman

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1 year

It’s honestly insane how much juice Cameron has bruh, the man was just made for this medium.

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Just the coolest shit

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Some more Open Matte shots

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Prometheus Open Matte looks so good

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I think about this scene a lot

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3 years

You know a movie boutta go incredibly hard when they do this shot

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3 years

Excited for more of this

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3 years

If greenlit, ‘RED NOTICE’ 2 & 3 would be filmed back-to-back. (Source: )

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2 years

I’m so obsessed with this movie man

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FilmTok scares me

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Alien Covenant Open Matte

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3 months

Can’t even comprehend how a movie like this exists

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1 year

I feel like 12 Angry Men vs. Spider-Verse debate is like my 88 year old grandpa arguing with my 7 year old cousin.

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3 months

it is kind of amazing that Ambulance is the first Bay film entirely shot on digital, it took him this long and it looks incredibly special.

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“And this is where I’ll eat out Catwoman”

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God I love this movie

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3 years

Admit it, you don’t hate these characters, you hate men.

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3 years

International Men’s Day so remember to only watch movies from this list.

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9 months

It is insane how if you cut the entirety of the Dorne Plot in Game of Thrones post S4 it wouldn’t affect the show at all

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8 months

The people have spoken

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What a time to be at the multiplex

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3 years

Bruh this shit is almost night and day

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3 years

Star Wars fans haven’t been the same since The Rise of Skywalker

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7 months

This is probably the best thing any director can say and everyone is just like “but I like this line from my favorite movie🤓”

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7 months

Denis Villeneuve says “if I could've made movies without any dialogue, it would have been paradise.” “I'm not someone who remembers movies because of their lines. I remember movies because of their images.” (Source: )

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2 years

Keanu the goat for this

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3 years

I can already see this at the bottom of the DVD bin at Walmart

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3 years

The first poster for ‘UNCHARTED’ has been released. (Source: @Fandango )

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3 months

only two movies that matter

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Prometheus Open Matte looks so good

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broskiis... f*ck Onlyfans... Mikey Madison just gave us fap material for a whole week! Is she the baddest in the game rn ? And if u say no ... name who is

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Most indecisive trilogy I’ve ever seen, so proud of itself of not including Uncle Ben other than a stupid luggage Easter egg in the second movie, but decides to make Aunt May the new Uncle Ben because sure! That was the plan all along!

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1 year

Jon Watts confirms that his 3 #SpiderMan films collectively serve as Spidey's MCU origin story 🕸️

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4 years

Today is the last day you can rt this

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3 years

Mfs be like: “blockbusters need to stop doing Dutch angles” Me an intellectual: “actually they should be doing it more”

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2 years

The idea that to enjoy a comedy is just “turning your brain off” is just completely downplaying the art form as a whole.

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2 years

I wanna mute these images my god, why tf does Twitter care so much about box office

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2 years

Bay’s sense of humor is fucked up

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2 years

Michael Bay is fucking insane for putting this in a FUCKING TRANSFORMERS MOVIE of all things mad man he is 😭😭

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Cinephiles during a date: “Yeah I’m a cinephile” “Really? What’s your favorite movie?” “Um... let me check my phone.” *Opens letterboxd and it’s down* “Yeah sorry I can’t tell you rn, ask me again in like an hour”

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1 year

Americans always think they live in actual movie like why do you need all that when the glove compartment exists

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This is definitely a car modification I can get behind!

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3 years

@EPM106 and it’s not even the worst blockbuster this year starring Ryan Reynolds 😭

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4 years

I learned more about Jazz in this scene from Collateral than the entirety of La La Land.

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@ScreeningNotes I still can’t believe this movie is Netflix’s most expensive film, like where did the money go???

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3 years

“My life finna be a movie” My Movie:

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This dude lives in the Imax theater

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round 8 imax

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Jake Gyllenhaal in Ambulance is 11/10

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3 years

Wachowskis went all out with Speed Racer

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Catch Me If You Can (2002) Dir. Steven Spielberg

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt got so mad at film Twitter saying get a job, he stole their jobs.

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Humor is subjective until you don’t laugh at one of my jokes

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This is my favorite reply of all time

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@BKWelles What makes this tweet so fascinating to me is how all of these movies essentially have like a much better version of what their doing and yet he actively prefers the Walmart version John Lee Hancock does

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Honestly so funny getting all this news today about Clint finishing another movie, Scorsese on his way to make TWO movies back to back and Spielberg making yet another UFO film, meanwhile Tarantino cancelled his idea because he doesn’t want it to be his last movie.

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My 4 favorite characters from the Alien Franchise that aren’t Ripley

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My 4 favorite characters from the Alien franchise that aren’t Ripley…

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M. Night Shyamalan discourse is worse than Snyder’s discourse tbh cuz it really feels like an excuse for people to be racist.

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“Don’t fuck with my Little Women.”

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Man o’ man Bautista already having a better Career than the rest of the cast of GOTG Vol. 3

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1 year

This dude on the 4kbluray subreddit is having the worst luck of his life

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This picture is when the seniors that graduated high school 2 years ago come back to visit.

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True Cinema

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Nothing is Rise of the Beasts is half as good as this scene

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Man of Steel is a Christmas movie

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Not a big fan of Seinfeld but this is my favorite episode

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He’s so real for this

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The Hollywood Reporter

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3 years

Taika Waititi Says ‘Thor: Love and Thunder’ Is So Wild “It’s Almost Like It Shouldn’t Be Made”

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Ryan Gosling in The Nice Guys is more of a “He’s literally me” character than Driver dude ngl

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3 years

Unbelievable looks cry I’m gonna eternals

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*New Zack Snyder movies drops* Filmtubers: “this is an Ayn Randian, Homophobic, and frankly misogynist film”

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I love his entire DC Run so much

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I wanna be Norm from Fargo

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This dude got the worst movie opinions

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3 years

Bay is in Machu Picchu alone 😭

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1 year

Every positive Transformers Rise of the Beasts review is like: “you known it’s not perfect but it’s better than the Michael Bay movies!” Meanwhile every Bayformers positive reviews: “a communist visual feast extravaganza that makes us face the military industrial complex.”

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3 years

Alright guys time to get a girlfriend

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3 years

At one point do y’all figure it’s not a Zack Snyder problem, it’s a you problem??

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Zack Snyder's entire career and mindset can be summarized by him deciding he needed a song for Army of the Dead with the word "Zombie" in it, and thus picked "Zombie" by The Cranberries, a song that five seconds of googling would have told him is not, in fact, about zombies

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The Sopranos is probably one of the best looking shows ever

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