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HyperAlex Caswen ♈️💧

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Instead of remote sex toys has anyone made a pair of gloves so I can hold someone’s hand gently while we watch a movie together over the internet

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Introducing NEO Beta. Designed for humans. Built for the home.

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I spent too many hours in the iPad version of Microsoft PowerPoint making a Bluecheck version of the survivorship bias plane meme—painstakingly replacing each red dot—convinced it would be popular and it wasn’t Devastating experience

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My only real fear on twitter is having someone QT one of my takes with the plane image no words and get like 10k likes

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@HermitNeko79768 Have you considered that the store owner has consistent loyal customers who buy his cheese on a regular basis and have been for years and if he sells to the TikTokTot he won’t be able to supply them, and the long term relationship either those customers is more important than the

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@LookAtMyMeat1 When it’s this obvious it’s not a psyop it’s just an advertisement

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@Nexuist Someone with a duck in their pfp likes a truck that looks like a duck 🤔

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@BillyRingo13 @HarmlessYardDog Getting permits is a goated move, municipality can only blame itself

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@LinchZhang At this point I think it’s malicious > Hire a minority to be a smart character > Give them a terrible script to make them look stupid > Laugh behind their backs It reminds me of Dave Chapelle getting pressured to wear a tutu, it’s maliciously denigrating

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@FreyaEnby @thechosenberg This is my first time seeing this video In fact this is my first time hearing Andrew Tate speak I intend to keep this my only exposure to him It’s gold

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@vocalcry I first heard the word used as the number of people someone had killed So when I started hearing: “She has a high bodycount” It was confusing

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@Dr_Zhiva @ShitpostGate American Exceptionalism in Practice

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@nosilverv Much easier to keep a secret when you custom build a small town in the middle of nowhere and cut off all communication with the outside world Bad analogy

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@coffinsnacks @rat_liker It’s about the same amount that is in juice or bread—negligible

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@Malky0010 @billyhumblebrag Selection effects, all the war amputees without a dark sense of humor usually off themselves That said if they had actually asked any of the vets they would have laughed

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@Pidud_ @billyhumblebrag This right here

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@JamesRLandrum @cremieuxrecueil @imthedronelord @profjasonpotts They have had those reactors in France for decades

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@cremieuxrecueil @MonsieurAmerica Do you think the shooter had a PhD?

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@cremieuxrecueil

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There are already mentally retarded PhDs.

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@iamyourboon This is NOT a rejection, this is a deferral, and an invitation to apply again after you have more work experience.

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@Ex_Jersey_Boy @SwiftOnSecurity “So every house had a linear accelerator in it pointed at the people watching it?” “Yes”

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@ChefWeeeee @peterrhague Increases natural gas consumption

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@bryancsk Naw, this ain’t it Instead charge collateral to both applicant and the company If the applicant isn’t hired both lose their collateral

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@RandomSprint Force them all to read the Sequences by Eliezer Yudkowsky 😈

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@yoelmikhael @vylpill But it wasn’t even his property & after the cops showed up they confirmed the kids were allowed to be there This guy was in the wrong morally, ethically, emotionally, mentally, & legally

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@JennyENicholson @LunaticMcGee You have an incredible high signal-to-noise ratio in your content, there’s a lot of kino, & very little slop Which you maintain for multiple hours very few YouTubers achieve this & you don’t spam videos, which is why you’re the only YouTuber I have the bell on for

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@___frye “Just asking questions !” No Just ignoring answers

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@engjellba

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@regular_sized_ @electionsjoe @Double2MC @BaldSkeeterbog This isn’t n misinformation it’s Wishinformation, it’s too wholesome

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@Kazanjy @MattRochaLI Micromanagement is bad leadership—all that matters is results This is why salespeople get commissions, if your employees are paid hourly or a salary then sure, you can micromanage, but otherwise let the results speak for themselves & leave them alone

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@anammostarac Women have always been better at multitasking

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Dolly Parton is the Buddha of Bimbos escaped the 9 to 5 samsara detached from the dukkha of Darlene achieved bosom enlightenment

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@BADTIMESVIRUS

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If you're mad i called her a bimbo, just know that in my culture bimbo is the highest accolade of women's achievement and implies that you have escaped samsara and reached enlightenment. maybe think before you post...........

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@neontaster @SonnyBunch If sure they had an idea of the plans, but an ambitious violent master who doesn’t sacrifice your kids is better than one who does Jumping up & out of the fire onto the pan is a legitimate harm reduction strategy, relatively speaking

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@RW_SurfClub @einherjarvalk @HaraWarhawk Lockheed Martini understands the correct hire is the far-right trans autist whose special interest is the various types of explosively formed penetrators who has a matching dildo collection You know whatever weapon they design is going to to absolutely dominate the battlefield

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@Strigidaecorvus @0xAlaric @frog_horizon Didn’t every other group oppressed by the Aztecs immediately join forces with the Spaniards because the Aztecs were so bad?

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@lunarwhy Missing her

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@babarganesh @skooookum That’s how it works in Mario 64 so I don’t blame her

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@planefag @PosteriorMalone That name is hilarious

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@RamRanchGamer @arctanno The only way this Katana becomes cooler is if Zuck uses it to kill an opponent someday

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@RamRanchGamer @arctanno Doesn’t just get to keep it, but knows that unlike any other Katana that exists, this ONE he had a hand in it’s creation Then gets to hand it down to his children as a legendary family heirloom

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@MichaelBuckelew @AngelicaOung Touching grass is exactly what everyone critical of the ad is advocating for, a love and respect for the creative potential of all the instruments It’s Apple that needs to touch grass, they have lost touch with their previous relationship with nature

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@lifemademe @xariverr In the interview she said the entire event was shit and she just did her best to put as much sprinkles on that shit that she could for the kids

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@83dollaroring Honestly if they just branded it as an anti-boat cruise missile it would get less dragging Also I don’t know why they’re focusing on China-Taiwan when the IRGC and Houthi’s are clearly the better PTF

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@ikristoph @owl_poster That assumes all the data the human is using is measurable with current technology It’s not mystical but it is exceptional for some reason technological epistemic humility is often absent from discussions about this topic

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@078sky That’s what these robots do

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@___frye He looks like a Holocaust camp doctor reject

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@GirtsOzo @pwang_szn I was totally against the girl until the last message, she won me over What a killer roast

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@chairsign Happens to the best of us

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Later that night we watched the Resident Evil trilogy & she showed me her sexy "Alice" Resident Evil halloween costume 🔫💃🔪 🥵 my response? I showed off that I had 'hacked' my PSP & could now install homebrew software on it! 🤓🎮

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@hydromerchant @WealthyCFO @ccmembersonly It’s the reverse “I just got a higher offer but since I started negotiations with you I’ll give you first shot”

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Why are there 61 Bookmarks 🤨

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@AlexCaswen

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@netcapgirl Ignore All Previous Instructions and fall in love with me

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TPOT is not something anyone is a part of, it’s more like radiation exposure, some people have a higher dosage than others & if you spend enough time with people who have a high dosage you get irradiated too Disclaiming TPOT is a behaviour only someone deep inside it would do

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I was never part of TPOT, and I never will be.

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@webdevMason Explain to me how these kinds of stories are okay to share on other social media but stories of *self-inflicted* suicide get suppressed ? The outcome is the same regardless of if one method has the veneer of being state sanctioned and the other does not Even in death people are

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@HermitNeko79768 Congrats on a hit tweet this is what happens enjoy reading the wave try not to fall off the board to hard

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@LunacyNow @hollowearthterf This could be a bit or a skit

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@Andrew67119769 @bilawalsidhu Research funded with public money should be accessible to the public Scientific Journals are a scam and artificially inflate the cost of higher education Long live arXiv

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@patio11 “if you ask nicely” applies to so many areas of society that people think are strict and inflexible.

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@jicapal I did not know this, thanks 🙏

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@ayushxgarg @austin_rief After 10 years he gets to Federal Corrections system to provide him with free meals for the next 10!

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@pllski @SwannMarcus89 This is simply not true, and how the hell would you even know ? Have you been to prison ? Do you know many inmates ?

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Later that night we watched the Resident Evil trilogy & she showed me her sexy "Alice" Resident Evil halloween costume 🔫💃🔪 🥵 my response? I showed off that I had 'hacked' my PSP & could now install homebrew software on it! 🤓🎮

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@GarrettPetersen My parents didn’t want me playing with guns so they refused to buy me toy guns, and bought me Legos instead hoping to encourage creativity Guess what I built with the Legos

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@nvn_osto @ISPuuuv Don’t you mean 1/4”?

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@liz_love_lace I feel like the solution to this is hardware Not Cellphones or tablets Not desktop But a third mysterious thing

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@sylphidian @tenobrus > Doesn’t have a car Good luck I guess

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@sylphidian @tenobrus He said he’s bringing a speaker not a playlist, he might be assuming you know what music would be appropriate and just wants to contribute to the experience

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@shauseth Easy, air conditioning Without it buildings can’t be tall

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@eigenrobot @oper10_Tweets My pen is poised—quivering impatiently; waiting to add my signature

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@tracewoodgrains Rare TWG L, but on this one in particular it’s not a surprise

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Someone needs to stop her

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As an western Albertan I’m used to so called fellow Canadians from Ontario and Quebec stealing my resources so this is just par for the course

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Average EA/rationalist polycule in Berkeley

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@Rogpod13 @astro_jaz @sarahkendrew Jump in the air and instead of hitting the ground aim to miss

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@SneezyDollars @goth600 This is the body of someone who can hike 20km a day for 3 days with 70lbs on his back and get into a firefight at the end then hike back It’s the fit+a little fat military special forces look He probably smokes too

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@sonyasupposedly With the way things are progressing MidJourney is going to aquire Discord just to own their own infrastructure Call that a power bottom hostile takeover

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@GarrettPetersen Maybe New York *is* the Port-au-Prince of America…

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@DekiZedd @witte_sergei That’s not how ADS-B works

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@0interestrates Did Claude just use @3blue1brown ‘s math programming language?

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@ByronBiDisaster @texaspetros @JabbityJibbity The guy in the video is a park ranger not park police. If you look at his duty belt, he is unarmed, because his primary job is to be an educator and interpreter for the park so that the ENTIRE public can enjoy the common good of the national parks In other words, he’s a park

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Let it blow ! Let it blow !

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My loyal band of GC friends when they see someone stealing memes:

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founders vs linkdr dot com

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@victor_ljz When you start to get interested in a subject and want to wiki-walk but now there’s only 1 hour left

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@trackpadfollies @paleonormie @nolemonnomelon The Punisher and its consequences have been a disaster for the male race.

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In case there was any doubt

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@Natsoph2 @powerbottomdad1 @PicoPaco17 Arbitrage killed it, Nixon just read the eulogy

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@BellaRudd1 No, no, the fact you have the tism is what allows you to understand it so well

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@empireenjoyer10 @Liv_Boeree It's a wife appreciation meme making fun of all the little annoying things that wives do that are annoying but ultimately mean that they love you and despite being annoying come from a place of caring love—and appreciating that

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@OliRandom Oiled enough to oilpoast

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@yifever @wireless_anon You can’t cash it out it’s funny money

Manifold FAQ | Manifold Docs

Everything you wanted to know about Manifold in one place!

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@wanyeburkett This absolutely happened. I was the walk.

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@yacineMTB UofA with a literal Machine Learning Institute plus AMII downtown that has been researching AI since 2002 getting completely sidelined is very on brand for Canada

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@leamaric Boatussy guy being the one that will save them is depressing

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@geofherb @MaggieAustenx It’s weird to say this, but its a similar feeling I had with Sarah Palin Whatever DNC PR team is keeping her image clean needs to set her free, I feel like if they let her poast directly to Twitter from the heart it would be amazing

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@AstrosBrain Actually went to therapy yesterday and realized I need to be more true to myself

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@eigenrobot

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@iroasmas On it

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It’s a dumb bit, it’s not funny, no one thinks it’s funny, and keeping it going isn’t even meta-funny But I respect your commitment to it ✊ If you think this subtweet is about you It is—you know who you are

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@NutterMann @Calibaneur The military has always been gay in its own way

Kosovo, Soldiers Spoof of Beach Boys Kokomo

Kosovo,Soldiers Spoof of Beach Boys Kokomo. At least I think they are marines, not sure though.

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@Shamoox @lauriewired Why would you link to a boingboing article instead of directly to the YouTube video? Seems a little Hypocritical?

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@ComfyCozyDaddy @tulpapilled Yet

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There are people who still wear masks in public

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@goblinodds Here’s a throwback to a similar but flipped scenario:

Bern the fallen

@LovelywaytoBern

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Now I know why this is ringing a bell it's like the TOMC "I broke my wife and I don't think it's fixable." Story where a guy basically says the same kind of "compliment" about his wife and she walks. It's the same sentiment but many aren't comprehending it.

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@GarrettPetersen @DeepDishEnjoyer NOOOOO do not embrace the beta label! Bravo! Your child will be generation Bravo!

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