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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

4 years

roses are rose violets are violet your body's a temple now let me defile it

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

3 months

for an architecture school project i pretended we needed to mandate that all floors have a 4% slope (the unevenness would stimulate bloodflow, cognitive function, awareness of surroundings to facilitate the beneficence of architecture, other bs) the profs f-cking loved it

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@KUT

3 months

“Windows should be a human right,” said Juan Miró, an architecture professor at UT Austin who has advocated against windowless bedrooms. Read more:

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

3 months

(this is ofc a roundabout way of saying that discovering sokal as a freshman is an infohazard)

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

3 months

@FreqzBAN the only real pushback iirc was a question on ada compliance

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

1 year

i'm a barbie jet a barbie wartime threat get a dose of bombs, explosive u can try to hide but soon u'll find u've died annihilation brought by aviation (c'mon barbie hit their arty) make me turn afterburn strike whatever u please air-to-ground air-to-air even boats on the seas

sophie

@netcapgirl

1 year

people: “the US has no original culture” the US:

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

15 days

nominative determinism remains undefeated

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

6 months

trying to find the right moment during the dinner party to casually mention that the pasta is hand made

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

11 months

so co-worker's wife is pregnant and it's been fascinating to watch the yimby-ness slowly drain from their body

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

3 years

nice policy you got there, be a real shame if someone tried to implement it at the average bureaucrat's level of competence

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

3 years

marrying tall, smart, attractive people without hereditary ailments is eugenics

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 years

guy who 'pays it forward' by having older partners in his 20s so people don't give him shit about age gaps in a few decades

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

1 year

so, recently got dumped (yay, whatever). reasons given were that i was 'intimidatingly intelligent' & my higher sex drive made them feel insecure now wondering what the real reason was if they had to sugarcoat it w that much hokum!

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

6 months

@tracewoodgrains yeesh. limerick? so bryan is claiming that trace forgot there's two sides to his case, but documentation of fraught arbitration is really quite hard to erase!

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

4 years

'so tell me, have you ever been f-cked by someone with almost 500 twitter followers before?' -the guy currently hitting on me

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

3 months

@Neoman71002468 well, i was initially merely suggesting thru an anecdote that arch profs can endorse suboptimal building regs. you've convinced me tho. i'll say it: mandating bedroom windows is comparable to mandating sloped floors. indeed. for sure.

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

5 months

not my best work but do rly appreciate the bots keeping me sharp!

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 years

lmao caught a guy at this party lying that he never went to university (he has a masters)

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 years

@WhoresofYore hmm. a limerick? there once was a woman from leeds who wanted to fondle the reeds, and if she were pressed on why she's undressed, she'd likely respond 'i have needs!'

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

3 years

so i recently got dumped in f-cking semaphore like they literally sent a video of them using the flags to spell out that it's over. still too gobsmacked to figure out how i feel about this

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

7 months

@Devon_Eriksen_ fine, fine: there's re-distributionist schmalz, but implementation appalls! as public choice theory might seem rather dreary whenever utopia calls! also:

Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

7 months

recent discourse reminds me of when i hosted dinner parties & guests would occasionally pontificate about some grand new law/tax/project the government should do laconic military ex would casually ask 'so who exactly do you want me to shoot this time?' was a good bit!

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 years

scenario: someone is robbing you. you have a loaded pistol. what $ amount of stolen property (to include for example your e-bike, your computers, your other guns, your car, etc) exceeds the value of their life as far as you're concerned? h/t @PstafarianPrice

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

3 years

my deepest apologies for doing this to your tl but behold my 3d printed aheg ao mini menendez magazine!

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

1 year

annals of unsuccessful tinder dates: me: 'so how would you feel if i didn't ask you how you'd feel if you'd skipped breakfast?' them: 'ha! i know this one! i'd feel hungry!'

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 years

my dating take is that folks should continue to emphasize height, weight, salary, & age before all else in order to continue creating wonderful arbitrage opportunities for me!

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

7 months

saw this wealthy communist's $6k la marzocco and i find myself bewildered

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 years

once after a company get together, my boss took me aside to thank me for not bringing my 'whole self' to work

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 years

so leftie friend married a foreigner & it has been rather fascinating watching them become increasingly libertarian due to their travails with customs & immigration!

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

3 years

'no, the real question is why *you* don't have docking cleats installed on your bedframe.'

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

3 months

@ryanbdrm indeed. it must be made mandatory. ich stimme zu

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

4 years

@interpretantion '...there's a solution that's simple, neat, and wrong.' -h l mencken

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 years

@eatpraydiehard @eigenrobot limerick? there once was a guy who's a switch at times, he's his girlboss's bitch; at times, he's a chad (while she acts all trad) but tough choosing which days are which!

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 years

@girlziplocked in limerick form? 'so men are the reason you've spent so much of your paycheck on rent! demand and supply just do not apply! i'd rather be mad at a gent!' can we just get rid of a little zoning (as a treat) before we get into all the culture war gender shit?

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

4 months

reminds me of back in 4th grade religion class when i asked why we did inefficient mass-based eucharist when we could install a priest at the wonderbread factory to consecrate every departing truckload

Marginal Revolution

@MargRev

4 months

In Defense of Plagiarism

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

3 months

@ccsrevenge lmao. architecture studio f-cked with my circadian rhythm far far more than renting a closet ever did! i'd happily save money on rent & blackout curtains! hell, even without the money considerations, the opportunity to say 'gfy' to overburdensome regulators is quite valuable!

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

3 years

saw someone get physically slapped in a professional work meeting and it was awesome!

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 years

@MadiHilly @AngelicaOung limerick? folks ask where spent fuel should be placed; it seems it is safely encased! perhaps our immunity to nuke opportunity might actu'lly be the real waste!

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 years

is there an offensive EA movement? whats the most high-impact cost-effective way to murderface the AMA? how do i efficiently lower the quality of life of turbotax lobbyists? how do i make 1 fda bureaucrat regret their life for <$3k? (ie how do i productively channel my sadism?)

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

3 years

tinder date who says they 'love classical music' when they actually mean they 'love contemporary orchestral movie sound tracks'

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

6 months

there once was a lawyer, delgado. who tweeted with haughty bravado: 'i'm sorry you feel your 'harvard' was real; you bought it with petty bourgeois dough!'

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 years

so people that have just had kids, like how do you do it? like how do you go from pantslessly belting out dj assault songs while tipsy on wild turkey at 10 in the morning to being like a dignified parental authority figure?

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

3 months

@FreqzBAN i think i replied something about how we already mandat steeper slopes at access points. shoulda tried something like 'the induced turning can lead to sudden, spontaneous Encounters with the Space and Form amplifying the Impact of built environment'

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

1 year

@ded_ruckus it's possible but ya gotta have multiple lines of effort

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

4 months

amazing.

Nic Rowan

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4 months

Here I consider the novels of Saddam Hussein and why he became a man of letters.

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

3 years

@CadeMetz a limerick: 'scott wrote about murray i hear this makes him a racist it's clear! and not just him, heck, all people in tech! our narrative isn't a smear!'

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 years

person allegedly expressing sympathy & understanding telling me that i should feel super traumatized by some past events and now i'm kinda doubting they have my best interests at heart

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

4 months

seeing the yimbyism leave an acquaintance after she became a mom has been fascinating to watch!

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

11 months

all due respect to scott of course, but i maintain that my solution is superior

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

6 months

@Devon_Eriksen_ hmm. limerick? 'upon observation, the gist is mark simply doesn't exist! it's all obfuscation to form a negation of thought so that folks don't get pissed!'

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

4 years

my partner was a communist loved marxist dialectic thought my job and savings both oppressive and pathetic i told them once that lube was the opiate of the asses and in bed we reenacted the war between the classes

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

3 years

i knew a guy that secretly bribed a jewelry store to pretend to charge him $15k when he & his gf went ring shopping he ended up spending just a few hundred on a big cubic zirconia ring & she still has no idea as far as i know

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

3 years

@default_friend 'if you like piña coladas and want a monarch to reign if you think the cathedral should inspire more disdain if you like readin' endless blog posts making points few discern then i'm the love that you've looked for write to me and retvrn!'

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

7 months

recent discourse reminds me of when i hosted dinner parties & guests would occasionally pontificate about some grand new law/tax/project the government should do laconic military ex would casually ask 'so who exactly do you want me to shoot this time?' was a good bit!

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

3 years

so i did a bob on a menendez and i did ahegao on a menendez so all that was left to do was a bobegao on a menendez. sorry!

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

1 year

@ruthhook_ oo! limerick form! some men want romantic relations with partners without medications; they also refuse the chicks with tattoos: save time through explicit filtrations!

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 years

there's much speculation as to what happened in 1970s to decouple earnings & productivity. some blame energy policy & others point to lingering bad vibes from the carter admin. but more discerning readers might note how 1971 was our last peak % smoker before a steady decline 1/n

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

3 years

but what if i don't want to be empowered? i just wanna get railed

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

3 years

guy who engages in increasingly feminine-coded behavior to signal how secure he is in his masculinity

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

1 year

male partner: 'so i was doing this girl & she suddenly goes 'colonize me, daddy'. i kinda rolled my eyes and laughed internally but weirdly i think i actually kinda liked it, so, uh, could you, um...'

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

3 years

i kinda hate the whole 'shoot your shot thing' like i want a scintillating back-and-forth seduction not another f-cking elevator pitch

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

3 years

@0x49fa98 in limerick form? instead of blind faith in the Science, ol' zero hp showed defiance. 'the Science,' he said 'keeps egregores fed through more bureaucratic compliance!'

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 years

partner with a salaried government job: 'you do realize that the citizens of this country are paying me to fondle your tits right now?'

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

3 years

i'm like a sapiosexual but for hotness

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 years

@eigenrobot @foster_type can't believe i haven't seen a variation yet! i am the very model of a russian major general engaging in some hostile acts that maybe are [war] criminal and though i shoot artillery trajectories ballistical i'm struggle-ing to solve a bunch of challenges logistical...

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 years

@eigenrobot in double dactyl form? higgeldy piggeldy ron sanctimonious wants to be president might as well try donald might find that a pentasyllabical moniker probably ngmi

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

4 years

another more classic sort of dirty limerick: a girl whom i knew named marie asked her mother to buy her plan b and thus now because embarrassed she was she'll only do anal you see

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

11 months

it bears repeating that the housing unaffordability vs decent/safe/quiet community tradeoff is a solved problem:

Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 years

childhood friend kvetching that the picturesque small town has become unaffordable & taken over by rich california escapees since building more housing is an obvious political non-starter, we clearly need to lobby for a toxic waste dump on main street so rents stay reasonable

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

11 months

so while working as a barista it wasn't uncommon for dudes to leave a note with their number on the receipt very flattering of course, but did they really think i'd go for a low-t endocrinologically discombobulated receipt-toucher?

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when I lived in NYC a man once dropped a handwritten “you’re beautiful” note with his number on my bread plate while I was having lunch… reader, I called him

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 years

kinda wish people put their student loan debt figures in their tinder profiles it's a much more accurate (& legible! & quantifiable!) signal of their wealth, tractibility, & submissiveness than 'loves to travel!', 'omg doggos!', and all the usual shit

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 months

it seems that the communists hate promotion of drugs to lose weight since as per tradition they ban competition to weight loss induced by the state!

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@cremieuxrecueil

2 months

Communist party-controlled social media app TikTok has instituted a crackdown on content celebrating weight loss achieved with miracle drugs like Ozempic.

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 years

@Aella_Girl in limerick form? a primary partner or bride and plenty of sex on the side! despite this she's still like perfectly chill with trysts that he won't need to hide!

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

3 years

so a guy just made use of a transparently flimsy excuse in order to initiate chatting me up unfortunately i am obligated to honor it as i used the very same flimsy bullshit to chat up a girl just last week

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

7 months

hmm. not bad!

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 years

a paramour: 'how did i end up with such a sexy partner?' me: 'has anyone ever explained the hot-crazy scale to you before?'

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 years

the 'freedom of speech doesn't cover speech that offends people' crowd is really blaspheming against the sacred beliefs of my people

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

3 years

when all this covid stuff is done i'm going to miss getting railed during remote work conference calls

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

3 months

which word best describes what the person in the picture is thinking and feeling?

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 years

@Aella_Girl limerick form? 'to act on romantic intent, it's best to ensure there's consent! but eating & killing? they need not be willing! (tho vegans can offer dissent!)'

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 years

@MsMelChen @IonaItalia a limerick? perhaps it's the fans celebration? perhaps 'twas that bad conflagration? perhaps folks just got fed up with their lot? but all can oppose subjugation!

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 years

manager during the meeting: 'i want everyone to have fun & enjoy themselves here in this office!' *turns & looks at me* 'except for you, bella. when you're having fun it gets really weird for the rest of us'

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 years

before considering a person's ideas, i compulsively have to figure out whether or not i would have sex with them

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

3 months

@eigenrobot hiq-geld-y piq-geld-y baqa al-gharbiyye amnesty's sad that in prison, he's stuck mean ol' israelis were incarcerational? *reads what he did for it* shit...holy f-ck...

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 years

guy who very politely asks if i'm ok with him fantasizing about me sexually later on

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 years

guy who encourages his gf to bike more not bc of gas prices or even the environment but rather bc it's doing great things for her ass

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 months

@Devon_Eriksen_ some people just don't understand the laws of supply and demand; an excess erection means market correction which candace prefers to see banned!

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

3 years

'cozy' just sounds so f-cking wholesome. anyone want to be decadent instead?

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

4 years

@donmexlar @goblinodds i mean, i used to put junk mail into the envelopes that came with other junk mail and sending it off when i was little. i like the idea of expanding the concept to service industries.

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 years

@Aella_Girl in limerick form? apparently aella now thinks they banned her for survey-type links! bureaucratization & risk mitigation will now be policing your kinks!

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

7 months

considering my own set-up: >beans from 3 continents >grinder from australia >machine from italy >glassware from korea with every sip the power of capitalism & global logistics flows through me. i suckle at the teats of prosperity & growth and nothing is more scrumptious.

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

7 months

are poems that i poast here by me? or written by chat gpt? regarding receipts, exhume my old tweets before its release & you'll see!

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@Print_John_kenn

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@Devon_Eriksen_ @BellaRudd1 What are the odds that was actually just AI generated? thats my bet

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

3 years

@ablueaeshna @ursulabrs i always write poems that are rhyming! it isn't espec'ally hard. i also like scansion and timing, regardless if not avant garde! some people might say it's too formal some people might say it's low-class, but free verse is now the new normal: such killjoys can just kiss my

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 years

women don't want you to know this, but you can get laid like 200% more if you're cool with f-cking men!

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

2 months

@eigenrobot hmm. won't comment due to recent vow of silence w/r/t dating discourse, but synthesized into limerick form? so women's embitterment could be downstream of reified FUD. some men are defining themselves thru their whining; they oughta touch grass & git gud

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

10 months

boss got the team together: 'look our section can't afford to look bad in this bullshit metric. i need you to ensure that we don't come in last, alright?' and apparently i'm the only one that understands that he wants us to sabotage other sections smdh

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

1 year

@Aella_Girl limerick? 'the people here oughta beware of using a novice-built chair. a shiny credential is clearly essential to prop up a large derriere!'

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

1 year

a point?!? jfc! a poet of base promiscuity? i doubt there is much incongruity! when all's said & done i'm just having fun! (i hope there is no ambiguity!)

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

6 months

some say that the men just don't care perhaps they've just learned not to share? as people will use your legible views to try and exploit you; beware!

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Young men are much less likely to care about stuff.

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

3 years

girl on a date tried to apologize for her 'my parents are still together and weren't abusive' privilege

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Bella Rudd

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2 years

@NathanJRobinson @PEWilliams_ @katewillett oo! a limerick! there once was a fellow named nate who thought single fam'ly was great! 'i don't understand supply and demand i just know it's builders i hate!'

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

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so i rly hate doxxing (i also prob have a more expansive definition than most) whenever i happen to see it on the tl i usually take a min to search the irl name in question & block the top 20 or so folks who've tweeted it the internet's great. twitter's great. don't f-ck it up.

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Bella Rudd

@BellaRudd1

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so couple in my building is about to have a kid & i bought some books for the little guy expectant mom tearfully confessing that she now spends more time reading david macaulay than emily oster

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