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@sonyasupposedly

3 years

I've never met a purity test I couldn't fail

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@sonyasupposedly

2 years

I think this is sort of a misunderstanding of OnlyFans. You can already find unlimited free images of hot girls. OF is about parasocial interaction

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7 months

this makes me so uncomfortable

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1 year

looking up baby Halloween costumes... ahahahhhaah

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3 months

when people are like "I asked ChatGPT" and then they paste the response: don't do that shit

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10 months

girls rock

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@sonyasupposedly

2 years

as a child I fully thought "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus" was about the mother cheating on her husband with Santa. it did not click until much, much later

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7 months

it still blows my mind — in a bad way — that Midjourney uses Discord as its user interface

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@sonyasupposedly

1 year

homie is about to ruin his life

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@sonyasupposedly

1 month

I don't understand naturally thin people, like how are you just... not hungry? 😭

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@sonyasupposedly

6 months

> guy doesn't go to the dentist for 10 years > finally goes, zero problems detected > concludes he will go regularly from now on bruh

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@sonyasupposedly

8 months

wedding planning communities are filled with people realizing with dawning horror that what they had in their head as a "standard" but nice wedding costs $30-50k

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@sonyasupposedly

6 months

I complimented this lady's hoodie that says "YOUR FEAR OF LOOKING STUPID IS HOLDING YOU BACK." and now she's letting her kid watch tiktok WITH VOLUME in the cafe the betrayal I'm feeling rn

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@sonyasupposedly

4 years

five years ago, this level of censorship in the West was unthinkable, the stuff of paranoid fantasy

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@AlexThomp

4 years

Wow. twitter going even further than FB and is no longer letting ppl tweet the NYPost story. This is what pops up if you try.

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@sonyasupposedly

5 months

I don't doubt that the average prisoner is stupid but I often think of @literalbanana 's point that simply answering arbitrary questions from petty authority figures in good faith is not a thing humans like to do

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@pli_cachete

5 months

Spoke with a family member today who works in the prison system and they independently brought up how inmates would nitpick and lose the train of logic if something didn’t match their experience. “Ok, imagine you bought cigarettes for $5 and-“ “But cigarettes don’t cost $5?”

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@sonyasupposedly

1 year

You reach down and flip the baby over on his belly on the playmat. He begins squalling and beating his legs trying to turn himself over. But he can't escape tummy time. Not with out your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?

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@sonyasupposedly

2 years

"oh no but if you homeschool how will your kids learn trigonometry and physics?" I got bad news for you about standard school lmao

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@sonyasupposedly

5 years

Hello friends. I want to tell you something, because I need to declare it to make it part of myself. I'm quitting alcohol. I commit to never touching another drop. I like it too much, and I don't like the person I turn into because of liking alcohol too much.

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7 months

who do you sympathize with here, the guy or his wife? I feel like this could be a scissor post

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@sonyasupposedly

2 years

I don't think adding ChatGPT interaction will obliterate the market for real girls either. Probably reduce it. But e.g. industrialization did not destroy demand for handcrafted goods

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2 months

@nolemonnomelon man this is a great question. As a human animal I'm going with yes

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@sonyasupposedly

7 months

reminded of this iconic post > I realized that saying that your dream job would be to join a fictional eugenics cult was perhaps not the best idea.

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@thecaptain_nemo

7 months

the bene gesserit are the crown jewel of Dune. stroke of genius by frank herbert. fully distilled vision of men’s unconscious psychological model of women and the fears/desires/reverence wrapped up in that

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2 years

I look down on child-free weddings, sorry not sorry. Like obviously it's the hosts' prerogative to invite or exclude whoever they want, but I think there's something dysfunctional about a family that doesn't embrace all of its members at celebrations

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@sonyasupposedly

2 years

look at this weird little creature inside of me

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@sonyasupposedly

4 years

this is a super important realization you, individually, as a person, are not any more "advanced" — let alone enlightened! — than your ancestors you are embedded in a vast civilization embodying cumulative discovery over millennia, and *that* is more advanced than what they had

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@sonyasupposedly

3 years

if you can't handle proximity to wealth without desperate seething, you're never gonna make it

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@sonyasupposedly

5 years

these accounts are basically romance novels for men. fascinating, can't look away

Gyatso

@GyatsoTensing

6 years

"No Anon! Not yet! I told you, we must conceive the child on the slopes of Meru! Don't you want him to become the World-Conqueror, to turn the Wheel??? So hands off... for now. "

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@sonyasupposedly

3 years

I have the least popular abortion opinion: life begins at conception, but it's okay to kill people sometimes

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@sonyasupposedly

1 year

2x2 where both axes are dumb<–>smart, so you can be dumbdumb, smartdumb, dumbsmart, or smartsmart

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@sonyasupposedly

3 years

it amazes me that there are women who refuse to work with men who've ever made a chauvinist comment, as if women don't *constantly* shit-talk men the sexes are inherently pitted against each other as much as we are natural allies. the push and pull is what makes it so exciting!

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@sonyasupposedly

2 years

this is true

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@JeremyBiltz

2 years

@sonyasupposedly But it did make hand crafted items a luxury good

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@sonyasupposedly

4 years

I used to "believe science" and then I started actually reading papers

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@sonyasupposedly

2 years

now that I'm trying to get pregnant it blows my mind that this happens to people accidentally. there's like 2-3 days per month when you're fertile and even if you time everything right, the chance of conception is like ~30% I guess, as my husband commented, "people bang A LOT"

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@sonyasupposedly

4 years

it's amazing how people don't realize the point of the "first they came for" poem isn't "here are groups that everyone likes that were persecuted" but rather "here are highly unpopular, at best controversial, groups that were persecuted"

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@sonyasupposedly

5 years

i have never met someone who called themselves an empath and exhibited even normal levels of sensitivity to others, let alone extraordinary

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@sonyasupposedly

7 months

hilarious HN comment: > In Japan, crime is both illegal and frowned upon.

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@sonyasupposedly

5 years

this chick is playing stupid games and then congratulating herself for winning stupid prizes

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@sonyasupposedly

10 months

[Clippy] I notice that following socially conservative interpersonal norms would have obviated this problem!

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@sonyasupposedly

4 years

man fuck the drug war I should be able to buy shrooms at CVS

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4 months

Mr. Beast has the vibe that if he could legally do Hunger Games he totally would

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@sonyasupposedly

1 year

He's here! Last night, April 28, at 8:42pm my husband and I welcomed our 7lb 10oz son (pictured). I am so grateful and so in love.

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@sonyasupposedly

3 years

I will never again work at an organization that doesn't have something close to this philosophy (and in general I find the Basecamp guys to be pretty annoying!)

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@sonyasupposedly

6 months

on the anti-cavity mouth bacteria thing I approve of other people carrying out this kind of experiment

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@sonyasupposedly

3 years

what are we gonna do when appending "reddit" to google searches doesn't work either?

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@sonyasupposedly

2 years

@binarybits it is funny to me, the insatiable drive for massive bazoombas

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@sonyasupposedly

4 years

the reason Taylor Lorenz is flipping out about @balajis criticizing her is that she can't actually do anything to him. that's why she's now casting around for a target that she can hit:

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@sonyasupposedly

4 years

GPT-3 is going to destroy call centers omg

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@sonyasupposedly

3 years

I don't know who needs to hear this, but in my personal experience, ZERO productivity apps have outperformed a simple text doc with Now, Soon, Later, and Done sections

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@sonyasupposedly

1 year

how can it possibly be true that Ozempic et al are widespread enough to be affecting food purchases at Walmart?

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@sonyasupposedly

3 years

imagine if the baggage claim system debuted today. you legit walk up and take a bag completely on the honor system

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@sonyasupposedly

3 years

a great deal of advice flows from people with charmed lives to people without them

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@sonyasupposedly

2 months

people bullying Aella makes me really mad because, ultimately, Aella is ingroup she and I have different object-level visions of the good life, but our shared meta values are more important

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@sonyasupposedly

3 years

step 1. be the kind of person who can manufacture luck

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@sonyasupposedly

2 years

@SeloSlav I actually doubt it's most. By volume of subscribers, probably yes. But there's a long tail of girls hustling independently. Which is neither here nor there for the main debate, jussayin

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@sonyasupposedly

1 year

me: have you considered sleeping at night, for the whole night? baby: no, and I refuse to countenance such a notion. obscene

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@sonyasupposedly

2 years

imagine being obsessed with ultra-ethical phrasing at all times and then calling women "womb-bearers." so dehumanizing and a real horseshoe theory moment

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@sonyasupposedly

3 years

fashion sends unforgeable* signals about the type of person you are. think of it as a cultural bearer asset (lol) *you can't fake understanding of the protocol; a Chinese room speaks Chinese whether it's aware of its own knowledge or not

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@sonyasupposedly

3 years

I don't think I've ever had impostor syndrome. I'm like hi it's my first day lemme interrupt this VP in a meeting real quick

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@sonyasupposedly

3 years

hey kids, have you heard about this radical anxiety-reduction technique called Putting Your Faith in the Lord?

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3 years

sorry if this is a naive question but what does Zizek actually believe?

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@sonyasupposedly

4 years

"we saw that while there are highly competent people in government and media and academia, the systems they work in are pretty much garbage and only occasionally will a little bit of sanity or some minimal image of competence shine through"

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@sonyasupposedly

1 year

I must admit, I'm astounded by how well "crowdsourced Twitter fact-checking" has turned out

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@sonyasupposedly

4 years

to a truly astonishing extent, people will simply believe you if you're good at saying stuff

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@sonyasupposedly

3 years

idk why people think you can "teach critical thinking," have you ever met another human?

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@sonyasupposedly

3 years

getting sick of relentless doomerism. if you're so bought into the utter futility of it all why don't you shut the fuck up for a minute

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@sonyasupposedly

5 years

tech twitter is, like, VCs tweeting "it's a good wind that blows no ill" and their reply guys jumping to respond "epic insight sir, I included this in my weekly SlideShare roundup of best tweets." scroll a bit; Women Who Code More Intersectionally Than You is having a happy hour

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@sonyasupposedly

4 years

the NYT hitpiece on SSC will accomplish something useful: further embiggen the nascent but growing tribe of people who DGAF that the chattering classes besmirched something they like

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1 year

imagine being baby Hitler's mom and fending off all those time-travelers

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@sonyasupposedly

4 years

explaining to horrified aliens that the War on Drugs is fought *against* drugs, not fought over who gets to have the most

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@sonyasupposedly

2 years

ahhhhhh just got the news!! we're having a son 🥹 a wee little man. a boyby

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@sonyasupposedly

3 years

first you sell your effort then you sell your skills then you sell your judgment

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@sonyasupposedly

4 years

it's truly astounding to me how many people think you can simply stumble into extraordinary success. it does not work like that. please, I'm begging you, try to sell something even once before opening your fool mouth

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@sonyasupposedly

2 years

@villecallio what's bad about it? looks like many entirely mundane and pleasant neighborhoods where families live

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@sonyasupposedly

5 years

every ideology that doesn't account for disaster and catastrophe being normal inextricable parts of human life is going to have confused practitioners

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@sonyasupposedly

5 years

"it's okay that the government lied about mask efficacy because there's a shortage!" imagine being so statecucked that you're a danger to yourself and others

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@sonyasupposedly

7 months

personally I think "it's not on purpose, I just genuinely suck!" is a pretty bad defense

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@sonyasupposedly

5 years

I just bought a new Windows laptop and holy fuck setting it up is like "we gave root access to our advertising partners, u cool with that?"

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4 months

keurig review by @simonsarris

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@sonyasupposedly

4 years

remember, sometimes the people you interact with online are straight-up mentally ill. often in the sense that they're hurting deeply, which you should bear in mind. but also often in the sense that they're fucking crazy

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@sonyasupposedly

2 months

this is so disappointing to hear :( Jesus would invite Aella to the function

Aella

@Aella_Girl

2 months

@nicochristie i mean you realize i am a whore, and historically christians have not treated me or people like me well? i've also had christians in tech - ones you probably know - make sure i wasn't allowed into events, specifically because i'm a sex worker

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4 years

you guys ever watch actual TV, like on a television? it's bizarre

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@sonyasupposedly

3 years

pro tip for women, ask guys out, do not rely on dudes you wanna date noticing that you're attracted to them

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@extradeadjcb

3 years

I was 17, hourly data entry job She asked me if I wanted to go to a work meeting "with her" I was baffled by this but I went, sat silently next to her the entire time, then returned to my desk *This year* am old acquaintance asked me if I ever sealed that deal "what deal?"

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@sonyasupposedly

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it actually is very funny, albeit eyeroll-worthy, to watch the thinkfluencers launder NRx ideas into the intellectual mainstream like "I made this!" so illuminating when I discovered a couple of years ago that all the smart think-tank people read the naughty bloggers you love

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@ExiledInfoHaz

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I've just had an amazing original insight. Has anyone considered the possibility that modern Wokeness might be a memetic descendant of Puritanism? Think about it, there are so many similarities! White Privilege <--> Original Sin Lived experience <--> Self Revelation

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my child is literally one day old and I already have feelings about how he won't be a newborn forever 🥺

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5 years

it is crazy to me that alcoholism is incredibly widespread but the knowledge that cold-turkey withdrawal can literally kill you is not

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4 years

Twitter is a useful service if you'd like exceptions to your joke pointed out to you

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3 years

"I will never forget the amount of gaslighting I and many others like me suffered at the hands of institutions and news organizations that are supposed to protect us."

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idk, I don't have a dog in this fight, predicting the future is hard and I'll be interested to see how it all turns out

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