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I MAKE MUSIC GO LISTEN TO MY MUSIC | EP coming December 19!

Denver, CO

https://t.co/0CYIJ9LWg7

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hi this is me singing a song i wrote called Black Lab 3 years ago i was bedbound by social anxiety & a chronic illness; today i am happier and healthier than ever, i owe it all to music i have my first EP coming out on December 19! under my own label, Alslyn :)

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hey it was nice to meet you but i don't want a second date. you didn't bring out the glowing ball of golden light in my chest like i'd hoped. wish you the best though

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trying to branch out and explore new cultures! really excited to start off this journey with Indian cuisine. i didn't know what most of the menu meant so the waiter recommended this to me.

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2 months

ex and i have been consistently viewing each other's linkedin profiles since the breakup a few months ago with no other contact. is this modern coping

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3 months

I love telling men I've never done something before. "I've never had a piña colada!" he bought me 4 that night. "I've never seen the matrix!" we watched and analyzed it together that night. The pure bliss in a man's eyes when they get to show you something new is truly adorable

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4 months

invited this man to go stargazing with me and he said he'll bring a SPEAKER???

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8 months

maybe the groupchat with a dozen single girls in their late 20s might not be giving you the best relationship advice

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8 months

@pwiscila Imagine working your whole life to be a model and you're objectively one of the prettiest people alive and then the photographer hands you this

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8 months

"being molested is fine, i think more kids should experience it"

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6 months

@202accepted This chicken is so buttery

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i've been hanging out with one of these guys consistently and he mentioned he's told multiple people about me because of how impressed he was by my confidence to make friends with strangers. it's ridiculous that this has become rare!!! go make friends!!!!!

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just went up to some people at a coffee shop and asked to be friends. Literally the hardest thing i've ever done. that was a live-action horror movie

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@BUNNlCULA i like the "please mask" sign because everybody is going to be eating garlic bread

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6 months

@SeanEcom AMEN!!!!!

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11 months

fuck

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1 year

family groupchat has really been going hard recently

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1 month

dude called me his girlfriend before we even met...we aren't even in a situationship yet buddy this is your imaginationship

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4 months

it is supposed to be a silent activity a silent cute time . what do you mean speaker. like someone to narrate? to make it feel like a movie? i'm ok with that

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@raccoon_boi @cottoncandaddy

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6 months

@tax_endowments I would never shit on a poast

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7 months

@___frye I have so much love in my heart for frog and toad

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1 year

@SeanBurkeShow how does he look 14 and 40 at the same time

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1 year

family groupchat has really been going hard recently

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6 months

@ptrschmdtnlsn Well yeah I didn't offer anybody else a bite

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9 months

Met someone from twitter at a party last night and they asked me to follow them and I had them muted

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8 months

this is the absolute worst

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8 months

(at peak ovulation, half a bottle of red wine down) so babe why can't america just print more money to solve debt?

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13 days

how to handle an "i miss u" text from a boy that you know does not in fact miss u

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3 months

aren't all flights required to land anyways? why is this news

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THE US AVIATION AUTHORITY REQUIRES ALL FLIGHTS TO LAND DUE TO A TECHNICAL COMPUTER GLITCH

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8 months

i just don't understand how this person is still allowed within 100 feet of a child

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1 year

@s4m31p4n she's so real

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1 year

@skyferrori i think this is adorable

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30 days

just went up to some people at a coffee shop and asked to be friends. Literally the hardest thing i've ever done. that was a live-action horror movie

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2 months

WHY IS THIS TWEET BLOWING UP HE KNOWS MY TWITTER!!!!!! FUCK YOU ALL!!!!! GO STREAM MY SONG SYNESTHESIA BY ALSLYN, OR TOUCH GRASS OR SOMETHING!!!

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9 months

It's insane when you realize how many people on tpot are just low key racist

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1 year

@youngwerther123 why were you at the gym at 10:30am? why were you driving around at 1pm? do you even work anymore?

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8 months

Update: we are going out lol

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6 months

@Ryan_Gasoline Ok coward

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2 months

9/9 of the people who were going to an event I am hosting are either 15+ minutes late or canceled last minute and I am standing here in a strange place tearing up..... I am too dramatic for this god-forsaken city

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4 months

@tenobrus ....depending on what he chooses to play

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4 months

@lawofcons I would love this so much I hope that's what he meant

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8 months

@skooookum This is stupid

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8 months

it's crazy when you're no longer suicidal and it's like damn okay guess i actually do have to file taxes this year

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2 months

@halogen1048576 this is a bad idea for both of us

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6 months

The restaurant was playing Synesthesia by Alslyn which was so cool and really matched the vibe. Honestly it would match any vibe bc it is such a great song. Stream

alslyn.com - Listen

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7 months

Why is it so hard to get a hot straight guy to call you a whore

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8 months

@TheDimitriT idk how else this can be interpreted, especially with the given "proper context"

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8 months

@Aella_Girl a cash "prize" for being molested does not justify the ethical quandry

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4 months

yet another unrealistic standard for women

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11 months

@ajeebakwaas The Kafka test

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@fronseneca i think this is worse than a dating app subscription

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8 months

are the eboys beefing

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1 year

@PopBase BOYGENIUS BASED

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1 year

fell in love and suddenly life is kinda worth living? this shit is kinda wild bro haha

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2 months

it's so easy to tell what a person's deepest insecurity is by their posting physiognomy alone

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2 months

@doodlethoughts_ i worry i just ignited something in people who were nearly over their ex

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3 months

going on a date with a short king tonight. should i wear my brand new 4-inch heels to assert dominance

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3 months

@growing_daniel Physical attractiveness is 90% hygiene

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11 months

reality:

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A lesson many have to learn painfully

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1 year

god the most beautiful women you’ve ever created are getting 7 likes on twitter

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2 months

@solana_samuri @blknoiz06 I ask myself this every morning

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8 months

im sorry to call out the girls chat that i literally made. this isnt about you dont worry

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2 months

@rebeccaverse i miss him. idk why he's viewing mine, that's puzzling me

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1 year

@youngwerther123 maybe everybody you saw today decided to take a vacation this week

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18 days

happy national bf day to the guy who wouldn't date me because he saw it as a red flag that i've been sa'd, and said "dang that was less than a year ago, no way you've healed from that so quickly"

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8 months

just ghost me at this point like

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1 year

i just know the nights before this happened, elon was too excited to sleep. he stayed awake giggling to himself about how loved he would become after this joke. i bet he spent hours choosing the best sink. i bet he practiced walking with the sink in front of his mirror.

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first post-facedoxx fit pic! pre-DateWithGuyWhoFoundMyTwitterSoICantSubtweetHim, wish me luck!

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9 months

Crazy week for me. Went to NYC, broke up with my boyfriend, had a dream about a lesbian foursome, quit my job

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@elysianenchant it's codependence and it's a big fat red flag

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@dotnetschizo This is the sweetest thing. You and her deserve all kinds of happiness des

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@OrphicCapital I was lonely and saw some friends hanging out and I was like wow I want friends like that and then I realized wait I can have friends like that

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9 months

skooks by Alslyn new song out now

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4 months

@soderstrom there's a poop map! how lovely!

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1 year

another day of the girls chat failing the Bechdel test

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1 year

@northstardoll don't tell me this now don't tell me this now don't tell me this now

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@_gonads Both

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3 months

men will complain about the gender ratio at twitter functions but then refuse to initiate conversation when more women show up

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1 year

BREAKING 🚨 Elon Musk has announced the birth of his fourth child with Grimes, allegedly named "Beff Jezos"

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2 months

Why do most people in SF seem to lowkey hate each other

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3 months

I love telling men I've never done something before. "I've never had a piña colada!" he bought me 4 that night. "I've never seen the matrix!" we watched and analyzed it together that night. The pure bliss in a man's eyes when they get to show you something new is truly adorable

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1 year

holy fuck GRIMES is helping me advertise

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2 months

less than 2 weeks in sf and i am already starting an internship for my dream job with a stranger i have never met at a place i have never stepped foot inside. i like this city

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invited 2 people to a concert i only have 1 extra ticket for but they both said yes so i am buying a 3rd ticket and not telling them. chivalry is not dead

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2 months

If we have 50+ mutuals yet I still don't follow you back there's probably something deliberately wrong with you and I am actively trying to avoid you, so please don't comment

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@simonsarris "deactivate account"

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3 months

@ninjanordbo I'm not referring to those occasions as if I was lying though, that was the first time I had a pina colada and the first time I'd seen the matrix lol

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7 months

(at peak ovulation, half a bottle of red wine down) so babe what's a GPU again?

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2 months

friend just sent this photo to me, i wanna try food like this. where can i get some in sf????

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@bbniika especially chai i know it's not what you mean but I just waited too long to drink it and it's lukewarm and i am sad

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8 months

@Frantastic_7 except for what you told me the other day!!! "think less kiss more" genius.

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5 months

My mom is so worried I'm finally getting laid

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2 months

Why do most people in SF seem to lowkey hate SF

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Why do most people in SF seem to lowkey hate each other

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girl get 1 concert ticket and think it gives them the right to do slutty eye makeup

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@f33dthedrummer this post comes from a thread where she said she would let jeffrey epstein fuck her if she was 14 years old

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9 months

accepting commissions i will make you a song & video that captures the intricacy of your vibes you can have as much or as little input on the final product as you'd like $100

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9 months

skooks by Alslyn new song out now

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4 months

Never tell me dating is hard because I made my tinder account a little over a week ago and have received over 2,000 likes so far

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7 months

Everytime I talk to a Canadian person I'm like alright. When is this going to end

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