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adult human broad • definitely NOT affiliated with the washington post ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

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@colinskarks @SaltiestSweet @prayforcrawfish @KyleHooten2 @MrAndyNgo if he didn't want to get robbed he shouldn't have had stuff that someone with a gun wanted
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Conservatives built a whole movement to change the word "groomer" to just mean "someone who isn't cis and heterosexual" and when they see actual textbook grooming they will absolutely write up treatises on why it's actually fine
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Public service announcement: if this ever happens to you (a) you are blessed and (b) you still absolutely do need to get post exposure rabies vaccines
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Bat latched onto me
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last night i was drinking a non-alcoholic beer and the baby wanted to try it so i let her and she loved it and kept going back for more which would normally be fine but we were at a brewery so the optics were kinda like, not great
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my favorite thing about men is that they're so logical
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I KNEW IT I FUCKIN KNEW IT
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Mindfulness and meditation can worsen depression and anxiety
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today i learned that violent j's daughter is a furry and he got a fursuit made for himself so he could go to furry conventions with her 🥺
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lmaooooooo this dumbfuck rode his horse into a traffic light and the bootlickers are calling it anti-police violence
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the department of justice estimates that american police kill 25-30 pet dogs per day
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ONE LAST PAT: Law enforcement officers bid a Missouri State Highway Patrol K-9 officer an emotional farewell after he was diagnosed with terminal cancer.
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This got even better when I hit 'translate tweet'
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Фотография заряжена на покорение бесчисленных миров и строительство межгалактической империи.
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holy shit terfs are so dumb lmaoooooooo
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just for the record in case anyone from the brewery last night is reading this: we do not let our one year old get lit
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TERFs and Christian conservative "trad" men talk about young women in the EXACT same way, right down to the way they hyperfixate on certain details of their appearance (eg septum piercings)
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oh also since this has for some reason escaped my circle and is getting out to the kinds of people who wish to voice their concerns because na beer still has a little bit of alcohol: please rest assured that shut the fuck up
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When you think about it it really makes perfect sense that these guys would want to shift the definition away from straight men trying to get young girls to sleep with them
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oh no the fuck you don't
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@djinndiesel This dude has definitely fantasized about being a cult leader
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Bat bites aren't always detectable and landing on a person is not normal bat behavior. There is no "wait and see" with rabies - if you wait until you get symptoms it's already too late. It's a terrible way to go. Just get the shots.
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@n0i0b You know a guy is totally on the level and can definitely be trusted around middle schools when he starts breaking out the atlas of age-of-consent laws
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WELP
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there just isn't a bar low enough that a terf won't wriggle under it
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the girls are fightingggggg
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@ChloeMcDs @BenBonnema as a white woman i am naturally great at complaining to managers
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this cartoon is like 16 years old im so fucking tired
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@Chinchillazllla why are the people talking about jizzing in soup trying to tell folks to be normal
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note to all the men pointing out that no men have killed me either: 1. congrats, nothing gets past you guys, but 2. I was responding directly to a post saying that if you see a bear that bear will 100% definitely kill you. so. y'know.
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i just want to remember this exchange forever
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it's so sad to consider all the natural Posters who lived and died before twitter
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@tylergilfoster @briggityboppity bears are harmless and they have really cool looking teeth. come check em out!
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@MothraMissWorld the wi-fi here is surprisingly good
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@Chinchillazllla i would gladly pay $1 to see a capybara but id be pretty annoyed if i went in expecting to see a big rat. that is disrespectful to both rats and capys
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@resuitener @MimosaFawaz Yep, it's discriminatory
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I'm getting quote-tweeted by right wingers who are absolutely apoplectic at the suggestion that a grown ass man dating a 14 year old might be bad
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@patdubois this is closer tbh
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@qveeraskvlt @ComradeEevee well at least now I don't need to do the dishes
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i just made this in case anyone needs it
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I keep seeing liberals saying shit like "nobody's pro-abortion". Bullshit. I'm pro-abortion. Abortion is healthcare and anyone who needs one should be able to get one quickly, safely, and with no cost at the point of service.
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@SamanthaTaghoy That's right, you don't need any of those things to be a woman 💜
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@ndrew_lawrence is this guy's shirt talking about dog molestation
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@Secti0n31 @rhinosoros @SvenAntifaCat nah all the criminals are busy showing off their cool light up cars
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@StarFolkDeluxe @PJAxemurderer He's defining a pedo as someone who is *not* attracted to adults rather than someone who *is* attracted to kids, which probably has something to do with the fact that he admits to having had a 14yo gf as an 18yo later in the thread
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ALSO people are talking about the shots being expensive - please note that this varies WIDELY based on where you live and if you've had contact and have insurance your shots should (usually) be covered. PLEASE at least check into it, don't just assume it's too expensive!!!
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Personally I think that if you think it's repulsive to object to a 20 year old dating a 14 year old then your hard drive should automatically be uploaded to the FBI's servers for investigation but that's just a little difference of opinion between us
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Yes, this is a groomer too. Congratulations because you object to it you can now understand how repulsive you are.
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@TyphinaRex that was my original plan but it didn't work out
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@Blanks_o2 @_Bacchanalian The problem is that bats have TINY little teeth and it's easy to get bitten without realizing it. Rabies is such a high stakes thing, it's always best to get the shots if you have ANY contact with a bat at all.
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@NotJosephGarcia Hi, ecologist here. Periodic fires are actually essential to maintaining wind turbine habitat. Come next spring, this area will be covered in new turbine saplings.
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@_celia_bedelia_ um excuse me but i noticed you made a tweet that doesn't explicitly mention my exact circumstances and as the center of the universe i find that extremely rude
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@jessicajazline @alyssaaceleste 1. many people enjoy crack 2. crack has killed far fewer people 3. crack doesn't have a picture of donald trump in every single one of its offices 4. im not currently sleeping with any crack dealers' wives which is more than i can say for the troops
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Even in worst case scenarios medical bills can often be negotiated, but there's no negotiating with rabies.
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@samara_hagan @MimosaFawaz Wow you mean to say the people promoting anti-trans measures don't actually care about women's rights? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
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I recently learned there's a type of sheep specifically bred to have super thicc booties
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@proyearner it's called falling in love with a straight girl and it's basically a high school rite of passage
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@DreamLeaf5 Photoshopping toddlers into kink scenes to show how anti-pedo you are
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@GregJKrieg Read that last line as "became a lil shorty afterwards" and did a double take
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@floofadootz Because you get to see a bat up close obviously. Now go get your dang shots.
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@rainyavian @FreelanceScien1 nah she's been going for a while, she's just dumb as h*ck
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@sirpheebs wow that sure is unsurprising but also unpleasant!
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@BlondeHistorian HI DON'T GET MAD AT ME BUT I'M GOING TO HEAVILY IMPLY THAT YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CHILDREN! BUT DON'T GET MAD AT ME! YOU'LL HURT MY FEELINGS IF YOU GET MAD!
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Speaking of talking like predatory men... "This underage girl I was staring at gave me the strongest possible 'stay away, I am uncomfortable around you' vibes but not to worry, I'll simply find her again and make her listen to me until she understands that I'm GOOD" 😬
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@kenklippenstein Y'all if the first 4 rounds of narcan aren't solving the problem then it's not fucking opiates
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@AnAngryOpossum This is either the coolest thing I've ever seen or an absolute death trap
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@DR_ILL super depressing but yeah people get angrier at animal abuse than black human beings being murdered
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ICE agents complain about Nazi comparisons, say they're only enforcing the laws
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@platypusbanker every time i learn anything about icp it makes me like them more
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just in case u were wondering
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check out this dogs rack
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@BEARDX ruh roh
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@jasonintrator hahaha you did the meme
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CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE
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@Completeman1 Hmm, wonder why this dog is hollering?
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@gracecamille_ @barrybongss2 ok but that story was cute as hell
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Oh incidentally, since apparently there are dudes who have so little going on with their lives that they just spend all day word searching "terf" to post hate to: I'm just gonna report, hide, and block. I'd appreciate it if no one else responded to hate bait here either
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how do lawyers argue without crying
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@yoalexrapz FINALLY A CURE FOR HETEROSEXUALITY
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@blameaspartame @detachment_red i can't believe that sonuvabitch just goes into a different room of the house without permission
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i remember seeing this thing in the onion once where some guy was saying "a woman can't be president, what if she menstruates all over some important documents" and it was funny because nobody would ever actually think that way, not even a real troglodyte
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@hailsealser @_celia_bedelia_ When he sprays semen all over the stall would that suffice? He’s all ready to go, so exited that he’s violating women’s spaces he won’t be in that stall very long.
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@janexrj my bad this dumbfuck rode HER horse into a traffic light
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@pluffbebop @LolOverruled the issue is that the people in charge of firing them are also cops
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I know I'm always saying this but we must strike now while England is weak
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I chased antifa off a cliff without realizing it. After several steps past the cliff's edge, antifa pointed down, indicating to me that I was no longer standing on solid ground, causing me to fall thousands of feet into a canyon while antifa remained standing on air.
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@beta_co_ As if pedos don't get married
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@DrewLawDesign Buy amazon stock
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there just isn't a bar low enough that a terf won't wriggle under it
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@c0wgirlonline she's trying to flirt with you don't be mean
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@lolnochillwavve well i mean to be fair bears are pretty scary
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@AITA_reddit gonna total this guys car and then give him 600 bucks to buy a bike
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