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@OliRandom

2 months

not horny enough to hornypost not cracked enough to crackedpost not funny enough to funnypost not mean enough to meanpost not smart enough to smartpost where does that leave me?

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to be a highbie on tpot you must be at least five of the the following: - autistic - schizophrenic - really fucking annoying - cracked - an alcoholic - a drug addict - perpetually unemployed - an excellent reply guy - terminally online

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2 months

some advice yacine gave me a few months ago:

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2 months

one thing kache has often repeated in the past, and karpathy emphasized in his latest keynote, is to build projects. the scope or specifics don't matter; the knowledge you gain from building them will help you in the future

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@justalexoki do I have infinite free will or none at all

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29 days

I can tell a man's or woman's level of cracked (out of ten) within a margin of two by their posting physiognomy alone

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power couple fr

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1 month

blocking someone purely because you disagree with them without having any kind of conversation first is a sure sign you’re a certified retard

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4 months

@yacineMTB the fact that women have some mystical collective hivemind of aesthetic taste that can barely be comprehended by the male mind is actually crazy to me

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1 month

leave a like if you would be interested in being a member of my exclusive up-and-coming group chat if this post reaches >29 likes by the time I hit 500 followers I will make the group chat and it will be very cool it will be better than the worst gc you’re currently in, promise

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12 days

@arithmoquine this is a banger but I have the feeling it will go unappreciated because it’s not relatable to enough people on here

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2 months

I heard once that people generally think you’re 20% more attractive than you think you are I think there’s probably a similar effect for tweeting I should just post more and not worry about the quality of my posts the bangers will shine through

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2 months

u guys ever do this thing where ur not sure what food to get so u like imagine the flavor in ur mouth and like switch between options until ur like yea thats the one

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@OliRandom

2 months

i reached 400 followers if u even care almost escaped the lowbie matrix

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2 months

I have the best moots

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2 months

my job of being a reply guy is RUINED when I’m not a mutual with my entire timeline which currently filled with people saying “mutuals reply and ..” this is ridiculous and needs to stop I am not creative enough to come up with original posts myself

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3 months

when I joined this app I hoped my simcluster would be full of smart people only to find it’s instead full of unemployed anime pfps larping as smart people

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1 month

i've had enough. of the reply guys it's twitter dysphoria, it's not real. you're not a poaster. i'm sorry i love you. i love you! if you're a friend, and you're hurt by this, know that i love you! but i really don't think that reply guying is good for you. i don't!

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2 months

@Brycicle77 many are saying

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2 months

@tenobrus when I ran out of category ideas I started to use your tweets for inspiration

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3 months

you ever do such a good job being a reply guy that the person you’re replying to comes on your account and likes all your really mediocre shitposts? this must be what being a wagecuck feels like

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29 days

a story in three photos

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1 month

I’ve established an excellent new formula: your x dot com age equals your actual age plus the cube root of your follower count how old are you now??

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3 months

when I’m a highbie I will repost all my bangers with zero likes from this era and watch as they all get the interactions they deserve

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2 months

more followers than ever before; in more group chats than ever before; lonelier than ever before; how did we get here?

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13 days

i steal posts sometimes because i’m pro open-source

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2 months

one thousand posts what am i doing with my life

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3 months

two hundred followers let’s gooo, big things coming soon hopefully

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2 months

crazy that a month ago I used to think two likes was a lot

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2 months

@arpitingle it’s been my lock screen ever since haha

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1 month

presented without comment

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1 month

i unironically have been searching far and wide for someone to play yugioh with online. ppl like to say they play but dont actually. it's very sad

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@OliRandom

3 months

can someone make a group chat with all the cracked <=19 year olds like I’m pretty sure we could solve world hunger and machine learning simultaneously if we were put in a room together

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15 days

when they said autism would get in the way of everyday life I didn’t know they meant this

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3 months

reminder never to announce a milestone (fwiw 200 is barely a milestone I just ran out of tweet ideas) until you’re at least 10% over that milestone as to not allow bastards to pray on your downfall and unfollow you out of spite

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3 months

two hundred followers let’s gooo, big things coming soon hopefully

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1 month

@PicoPaco17 pico paco support feels no bounds

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21 days

i still don’t know what a hegelian egirl is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

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@OliRandom

2 months

the meta for being famous on tpot: 1. Be outrageously cracked 2. Be hideously addicted to posting and being a reply guy

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2 months

the meta for being famous on more visible social networks (insta, TikTok) is either 1. Be outrageously attractive 2. Be hideously deformed All the wordcels are on here

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25 days

AND YOU DON’T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND 🎶

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1 month

deep down I still feel like I have 300 followers (when I’m nearing on double that) I must adopt a highbie mentality.

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2 months

@AlexCaswen Let’s fucking gooooo

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1 month

tpot: civil war thanks yacine

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1 month

it’s a good day to be oli

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2 months

how it feels to see this fucking photo everywhere

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1 month

@ImLunaHey @rebeccaverse @a_musingcat can confirm rebecca has a life

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1 month

there is something in my walls

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1 month

@nooriefyi @ImLunaHey @rebeccaverse @a_musingcat it’s tough to say. after weeks of harsh analysis I eventually concluded that rebecca does indeed have a life. Feel free to disagree though, discourse is GOOD

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@justalexoki I am just a humble reply guy in a world of poasters

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2 months

sometimes I forget how cool people are on this app we’re so back love you all gn

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3 months

I’ve finally reached the point where there are smaller accounts than me doing way cooler shit than me. Go support your local lowbie!

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2 months

how to start growing an account on tpot without the mandate of heaven, a guide by oli: 1) shitpost a ton, they will all get 0-1 likes but don’t worry, this is intentional 2) follow some small and medium-sized accounts (don’t bother with highbies, most hate lowbies) (1/4)

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@OliRandom how tf did your acc grow 😭

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3 months

@OpenAI this is NOT gpt-5. How dare that random anon twitter account lie to us

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2 months

this was going to be my best tweet ever until it was cursed to never be a banger 😔😔😔

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2 months

u guys ever do this thing where ur not sure what food to get so u like imagine the flavor in ur mouth and like switch between options until ur like yea thats the one

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2 months

@cyrophant FUCK knew I forgot something

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2 months

I’m a S-tier reply guy but only a C-tier poaster 😔😔😔

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@OliRandom

2 months

I have rediscovered the art of asking questions for engagement is this really what I want to do with the rest of my life?

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2 months

not horny enough to hornypost not cracked enough to crackedpost not funny enough to funnypost not mean enough to meanpost not smart enough to smartpost where does that leave me?

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hello welcome to oli’s 5 under 500 to celebrate reaching 500 followers here are some very cool accounts under 500 followers that you should follow: - @0bNARA - @glowscreens - @barbarianbenji - @printfls - @Brycicle77 thanks for 500 followers everyone, love you all ❤️

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@arithmoquine you’re an autist pretending not to be autistic pretending to be autistic i love that for you

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2 months

does anyone want to become the only eritrean domain registrar with me? .er is registered with the eritrean gov, but no active registrars, just think about the domain hack potential and all we have to do is get permission from icann and the eritrean gov, can’t be that hard surely

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1 month

my social life is dead (the twitter group chats haven’t seen a message in 30 seconds)

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3 months

@tenobrus teno are you enjoying these late nights in the middle of june

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2 months

crazy how in one day I can go from having my most liked tweet ever to being repeatedly called a cuck in a gc life really does come at you fast

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1 month

last calls

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1 month

leave a like if you would be interested in being a member of my exclusive up-and-coming group chat if this post reaches >29 likes by the time I hit 500 followers I will make the group chat and it will be very cool it will be better than the worst gc you’re currently in, promise

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just got fired today from my job at CrowdStrike. for the record i was the one who pushed updates for windows. If anyone has any windows-based cybersecurity jobs available, im open for work

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3 months

@helscom 10/10 tweet much better than Teo’s.

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1 month

truer words have never been spoken

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@mimi10v3 Reply guys

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2 months

no banger post ideas it’s so over

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the UK is a better place to live than the US

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1 month

I finally know what quality over quantity really means

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Joined one conversation and twitter might already be my favorite platform

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3 months

my mother asked what tpot was so I described it as “autistic people that think they have a sense of humour tell each other jokes that no one else finds funny” and honestly that seems like a pretty apt description

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2 months

thinking of making a gmchat only word allowed is “gm” once a day like/comment if u would be interested the goal is to make the worlds longest gm streak

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3 months

@knowclarified @RandomSprint you can just subtract the bottom equation away from the top equation

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3 months

@tenobrus Noooo Teno put the voice memos of her pissing down this isn’t you

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1 month

let it be known ive never stolen a tweet except for all the times i stole a tweet

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2 months

@justalexoki this came after a streak of like three posts with literally zero likes we have never been so back

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2 months

thanks everyone for helping me pass the 33.333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333% milestone to 1000 followers!

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which way western man

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1 month

some people think it’s okay to make judgements based on out of context screenshots………

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3 months

today I learned shitposting on ml twitter doesn’t compensate for actually doing ml

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23 days

@arithmoquine related; this is arguably the greatest maths video ever uploaded to youtube

HACKENBUSH: a window to a new world of math

A playful venture into the vast and mysterious forests of combinatorial game theory.This one simple game will change the way you look at numbers forever! Hac...

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2 months

hey I found this cool lowbie (48 followers) on the side of the street idk if you guys want to go follow or something

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3 months

the only reason uni appeals to me at all nowadays is because it’s great for meeting cracked people, but I’ve probably met more cracked people on tpot than uni could ever provide me

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holechat is dead long live g:3c

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3 months

it’s clear that my tweeting ability will not take me far in life so I might code something and post it here purely for the interactions

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2 months

chat do you brush your teeth in the shower

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2 months

@rebeccaverse rebecca you should really consider getting some friends of your own. you could start by not showing every person you meet a photo of a puking horse

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YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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@halogen1048576 i can see through the shitposting, halogen.

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@rebeccaverse @1thousandfaces_ dimitri may be a misogynist but at least he’s not a pedophile like you rebecca

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fffffddddddfddddffdddfdfdddfffddfdd you wouldn’t get it

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1 month

currently at 699 following. who should I follow next? leave your suggestions in the comment section below, it could be you!!

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I’m just going to start posting interesting messages written by other people in gcs for impressions entering my tweet thief era

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@NavinFS shit

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2 months

is this what being a highbie feels like if so i want it

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2 months

not horny enough to hornypost not cracked enough to crackedpost not funny enough to funnypost not mean enough to meanpost not smart enough to smartpost where does that leave me?

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it’s just occurred to me that if highbies genuinely knew how to get 100k likes on a tweet they would be doing it every tweet no one knows what they’re doing we’re all lost together

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@tenobrus teno aren’t you unemployed

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