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@Crabby_Patty_

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Gather ye pearls while the hog walks. 🍀Celtic🍀

Flat 5, Apollo House
Joined April 2015
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Milly Billigan
4 years
Inject this into me daily. Goosebumps. 🍀💚🍀💚
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4 years
When the Celtic fans drowned out the Champions League anthem...
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7 months
@InnovationMatt “What was that? Are you talking to me?! No mum - I’m on work call…..”
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2 years
A Celtic “fan” pal of mine telling me he wants that lot to win and that I’m not Scottish because I don’t. That’s him off the Christmas card list.
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2 years
Kyle Lafferty is a wank, pass it on.
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12 days
@alelliott88 Jez is hot! Even if he does have cute old symptomless chlamydia.
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11 months
Reppin’ the hoops in Dam Square 🇳🇱🍀
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1 year
In love with this absolute classic 🍀💚
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2 years
SACKED BY CHRISTMAS. Champions of Scotland. AGAIN.
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2 years
Yer auld ma is away out raving in a field tonight. Pray for me.
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3 months
@DonStacks That can’t be a real beard on the middle guy surely 😂
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4 years
@KatyBerwick ‘Age & town?’ Is this how boys flirt these days?
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9 months
@runwayinchicago This is very cute
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3 years
Today is a GOOD FUCKING DAY. I got a new car and a new job. Time for a bevvy lads. ✌🏼💚
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3 years
Yes, sir. I CAN FUCKING BOOGIE 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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25 days
Pub time! Mon the fuckin Scotland ⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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3 years
My view for the night, feel free to come and buy me birthday pints, Glesga.
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1 month
@Beska @bethbourdon Didn’t realise fish twitter was a thing until yesterday and now I know that I *hate* fish twitter.
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3 years
I’m in Glasgow today if anyone wants battered or winched.
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10 days
We all Slovakia today, aye? 🇸🇰
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4 months
@Joey7Barton I don’t like the guy but it’s hard to slate Walker on talent - pretty sure his earring isn’t impacting his ability to kick a ball.
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3 years
Pished for ma mum’s birthday 🎉
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10 months
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1 year
Out out for the first time in so long, I’m not sure I remember what to do. Happy Saturday troops 💚🍀
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4 years
Forget Celtic. I’ve just moved into my snazzy new house. Much more fun.
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2 years
@CardiffCarl2310 @QueenFreja You literally retweeted it ya banger
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7 months
@hepimp This is what it feels like eating Toblerone
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4 years
Just discovered my new neighbour is a Celtic fan. She’s going to be my new best friend (she just doesn’t know it yet 😂).
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3 years
Patiently awaiting my Michelin star.
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3 years
@alandunlop86 @scotgov @jasonleitch He’s literally the one person that has spoke sense through this entire shit show. Back under your rock.
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3 years
DRANKS.🍹 Have a fantastic day you lot and remember to wear sun screen!
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27 days
@tonaliana @jessyjph Hating landlords isn’t a personality trait, love.
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1 year
Big Ange being a human trafficker was not on my 2023 bingo card.
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4 years
Finally time to pop the tags on these absolute beauts - thanks @man_savings for the heads up! #adifam #ThreeStripes #adidas #threestripelife
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5 years
First trip out for these beauts today ✌🏼😎 @man_savings @RetroSolesUK #shareyourstripes #3StripeLife
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3 years
@1872Rck How’s this working out for you?
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3 months
@R12891903 @fkabiriyani He very clearly is
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3 years
Absolutely delighted with the pettiness and solidarity of every Scottish person with an Italian Twitter name. Amo ognuno di voi 💚
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4 years
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4 years
@not_moby @kjbelfon This is every rugby fan ever
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3 years
Buzzing for this guy’s debut tomorrow.
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8 months
I’ve been a Labour voter since I turned 18. My whole family are Labour, going back generations. I used to be proud of what they stood for. Unfortunately, recent events prove that Labour no longer stand for ordinary people, and do not speak for me. #StarmerOut #CeasefireNOW
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4 years
@haslam_ellie Legit always feel like there is something majorly wrong with me, I just don’t know it.
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3 years
Obligatory pub pic.
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4 years
@Nicolafaddy Same. My sister is in an awful position business wise and some fuckers only care about the gym or going for a pint.
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2 years
Off to celebrate the end of dry January. I may not make it through the day. 🍻
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4 years
@Celtic1967_com “Sometimes you get what you deserve” 😂😂😂
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4 years
@Deckyy67 You getting led out for calling it Parkers
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4 years
What day is it please, and is it too early for wine?
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3 years
@PaulBrown_UK All those police men looks happy and not in the least bit concerned about it ‘kicking off’. Come back to us when you have a proper story.
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2 years
That’s me summer ready 🍻
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2 years
@michealmcburnie @RoyalFamily @RangersFC She won us both world wars? Remarkable considering she wasn’t born until 8 years after the end of WW1 and acceded to the throne 7 years after WW2 ended….
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4 years
@Liam2TLR And also throwing ‘mongo’ in there. She sounds like a sweetheart.
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4 years
If you are stockpiling essentials and clearing the supermarket shelves, then congrats on being a first class wanker.
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3 years
I’ll be in Glasgow again today folks but will be too busy dodging the lightning to winch anyone. Soz for the disappointment.
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5 years
Oops, this is what happens if I drink a bottle of gin while perusing a #3stripe sale. Thanks Mr Postman! 😂 #ShareYourStripes #3stripelife @man_savings @RetroSolesUK
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4 years
This will do nicely ☃️
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3 years
My wee Italian neighbour is out, handing beers over the fence and chatting about how he hopes England get ruined tonight. Granted he thinks they’re playing Norway, but I won’t be the one to correct him 😂
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3 months
@R12891903 @fkabiriyani What does a British person look like? Are you making this comment because of the colour of his skin? Fucking hell 😂 I suggest you give your ears a clean also as that’s definitely an English accent he’s got.
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3 months
@nicolephathole2 So many men exposing themselves as potential rapists in these comments.
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3 years
In my happy place 🌲🌿🌧
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2 years
Doing the big shop, on a Saturday night, by myself. RIP my social life.
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2 years
We lost my wee Grandpa this morning💔
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3 years
Say your wife has chucked you out without saying your wife has chucked you out.
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4 years
Perthshire is absolutely stunning in Autumn.
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4 years
Autumn at Tenandry in Perthshire. (2010) Pic: Blue Sky Scotland.
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2 years
@ChrisDavid1872 @AndrewMaclean_ What’s embarrassing about being anti hunger? Or are you just picking which part to comment on?
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3 years
Big Ange is going to singlehandedly destroy Scottish football media and I am absolutely here for it.
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3 years
All dressed up to sit in the kitchen and tan cocktails for my pal’s 40th birthday zoom 🍹😂 Happiest of weekends to you all 😘
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2 years
@_DC67_ Why would anyone take an Ireland flag to a Harry Styles concert anyway?😂
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3 years
Getting my kitchen tiled and the guy has given me a discount cause he spotted my Celtic shirt. That’ll do! 🍀
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6 months
That was the worst first week back at work I’ve ever had. Dry January can go fuck itself. Happy weekend troops.
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2 years
@Keir_Starmer Nah, Keir mate. This isn’t it.
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3 years
My nephew lost a tooth during the night and my sister found this under his pillow.....😭😭😭😭😭
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4 years
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4 years
Just going to put this out there - Elf is a shite film. Been nice knowing you all.
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2 years
This is a Starfelt appreciation tweet cause apparently some moon howlers in our support think he should be nowhere near the team 🙄
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Milly Billigan
3 months
@anon_opin 15 years of this guy and the novelty is still going strong.
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Milly Billigan
3 years
I legit only add a splash of wine to my bolognese so I have an excuse to tan the rest of the bottle. Here’s to a good week ahead, troops 🍷 (No, YOU’VE no brushed yer hair today!😂)
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3 years
3 weeks off the drink. Do I feel great? No. Have I got more energy? No. Am I bored shitless? 100%.
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1 year
@this_is_mallory @jonathanstea The fact that he thinks the Industrial Revolution and WW2 happened at the same time….
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4 months
@Joey7Barton I don’t know any athlete who uses their ears to train, so I’m fairly sure intensity isn’t an issue. It’s another nonsense claim from you.
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2 years
Sevco’s draw means nothing to us so why are we getting our knickers in a twist. Braga managed to beat Porto over two legs so are more than capable of beating that lot.
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1 year
@NnatMmac Maybe they should throw in sports day medals too
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7 months
@hellotefi It’s all about them, always.
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4 years
@freeg131 @NHSMillion I would happily pay more tax to make sure this continues to be the case.
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14 days
Time to put all my effort and emotions into supporting the Dutchies 🧡
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3 years
Is there a better smell than wood smoke?
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2 years
Shameless pre pub selfie. Enjoy the weather troops and remember to wear sunscreen ✌🏼🥵
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3 years
It’s a #threestripe sweatshirt kinda day
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3 years
You are all now legally obliged to call me Four Eyes 🤓
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3 years
Security is tough tonight. Name’s not down, yer no gettin in.
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@Geordiebloke42 @lfcryxn @MerseyPolice Don’t bring the birds into it
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3 years
I’ve stuck to every rule so far, wear my mask, am double jagged and awaiting my booster. But I honestly can’t deal with a whole raft of new restrictions and potential lockdowns when there have been no Omicron hospitalisations or deaths. This is nuts and needs to stop somewhere.
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2 years
New nail day just hits different when you’re off to Vegas on Saturday! 🎰🎲 💰🍻
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3 years
Built a deck. Time to get pished.
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2 years
@chu_alang @Ava_wfc Human rights is a global issue. It’s the Qataris who are being arrogant.
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@PortuGoal1 Not me sitting having a wee proud cry on the tram 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😂😭
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3 years
Not a chance we’d have won that with Eddie Howe in charge.
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