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Tom Little, Oasis's Biggest Fan!

4 years

THREAD! I make a lot of silly videos for Twitter, so please follow me and retweet if you like them. Here's some of my best, starting with my version of the Grandstand theme tune. Thanks.

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Tom Little, Oasis's Biggest Fan!

@ThisIsTomLittle

5 years

You think just because I'm a white male I have 'privilege'? You don't know me or what I've been through. Let me tell you something about my life: I have mild eczema. Also my broadband connection is often weak. What do you think about that? Hmm? Not so privileged now am I?

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You're laughing? Currently the M11 and you're laughing?

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The stand-up clips on Seinfeld were Jerry Seinfeld sincerely doing his best stuff (he'd do the same material on Letterman etc) and they've aged so badly modern audiences think he's bad on purpose and the joke is that he's a bad comedian.

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Why did Friends become cringe but Seinfeld did not

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Keira Knightley was genuinely only 17 when they made Love Actually, which makes this scene even odder, but don't worry, I've fixed it.

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EVERY PERSON TELLING YOU HOW TO WRITE A SCRIPT: You have to have the audience hooked within the first five minutes or they're not going to read any more. EVERY PERSON RECOMMENDING A TV SHOW: You have to watch the first three seasons before it starts to get good.

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I first met James Corden 18 yrs ago when we both worked on the original production of Alan Bennett's 'The History Boys.' We bonded over our love of comedy and shared dream of being sitcom writers. One day I told him about a script I'd written. It was called 'Kevin and Tracey.' 🧵

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Plagiarism? I don’t know what people are talking about, these two jokes by @JKCorden and @rickygervais are barely similar

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He looks like a minor character in Peep Show. Someone Mark meets then accidentally insults.

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Matty Healy in newly shared photo.

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🥳🎆🇬🇧STREET PARTY🇬🇧🎆🥳 🤪🍾🇬🇧TO HONOUR🇬🇧🍾🤪 🥰🎉🇬🇧THOSE WHO DIED🇬🇧🎉🥰 🤡🎂🇬🇧OF PREVIOUS🇬🇧🎂🤡 😂🥂🇬🇧STREET PARTY🇬🇧🥂😂

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By popular demand, I have added words to the theme tune to Grandstand. It's only 45 seconds. Watch. Retweet. Tell your friends. #grandstand

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The BBC is so woke now that if they tried to make Red Dwarf today half the main cast would be black and Holly would keep changing gender!😂

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Umm... 😬 @afneil .

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Just made a healthy, nutritious meal to feed my wives and nine children for under £00.12pence. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 @Conservatives

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How Nadine sees Boris.

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I'm Laurence Fox's closest friend and can confirm I was at his house yesterday. It was just me, him and my flatmate who Lozza only knows through me. We had some cans and watched Zoolander. I gave him a hug cos he started crying about his divorce and I didn't know what else to do.

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PINGU but it's THE SOPRANOS. 🐧🔫

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4 years

Meet the young Conservative abused for his political opinions. @Telegraph

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Yeah, they're definitely running out of things to say.

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Feel like they're running out of things to say.

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OMG!😲

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A comedian's job is to be incredulous about garlic bread. Nothing more, nothing less.

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Apropos of nothing, last night I made a German version of the classic J. R. Hartley 'Yellow Pages' advert. I don't know why. Enjoy. 😀👍

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Imagine it. You spend your life thinking you're reasonably intelligent. No one ever tells you otherwise. So you go on Question Time. You speak. You go viral. Everyone is laughing. And that's when it finally hits you: You're a fucking moron. Always were. What a way to find out.

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People like Friends more cos it has more well rounded characters, better acting, story development and better individual jokes. People like Seinfeld more cos it presents a cold, unfeeling view of the world that resonates with the sort of psychopaths who don't like Friends.

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Your favourite 'working class comedian' goes on about being working class all year round then at Christmas tweets a picture from their parents house and it's this.

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I still like Seinfeld by the way. But nothing in it ever made me laugh harder than the first time I saw Joey drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds. A guy saying 'no soup for you' or whatever isn't funnier than that. I'm sorry.

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Some of these Paul O'Grady tributes read a bit like "Paul O'Grady was so funny and nice that even I, an obvious bigot, could tolerate him. 💕"

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For real, I don't know how or why but a photo from my Instagram is now apparently a meme in Russia.

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a terrible memory my brain for no reason

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I wouldn't even invite James Corden to a Gavin and Stacey Reunion.

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@Andr6wMale @Gary_Bainbridge The album cover for Sgt. Pepper's remains a genuinely iconic piece of art in it's own right. And then seven months later:

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Thank you for all your concern about my eczema and broadband. I'm a comedian btw. This is a video of me singing words to the Bargain Hunt theme. So follow me for more of that sort of thing? Thanks.

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THE SOPRANOS but they all talk like PINGU.🐧

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@SoozUK I know I'm supposed to think Seinfeld is better. But I don't. I *know* Friends is better.

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James Bond fans can expect a relatively unknown male in his 30s to take over the 007 role.

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I like how at the start of LOTR, Frodo is this helpless little guy, completely reliant on other people, and the last person you'd expect to be a hero, and then he just carries on being totally useless and dependent on others for the entire book.

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Good graphics though.

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The Mash Report was so dangerously left wing it's probably the main reason Labour won the last general election.

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Always cry at that bit in Love Actually where Emma Thompson finds the necklace, meaning that poor Alan Rickman can't have his affair with the nice lady who works in his office and has to stay married to horrible Emma Thompson. 😥

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Blue Ticks defending Russell Brand: Know this. You pay $8 a month for Twitter. That means you're an idiot. Every time you find yourself thinking 'Why don't people agree with me?' it's because you're thinking something stupid again. Like you always do. Because you're an idiot.

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I'm the actor who played the Kim Kardashian's Dead Dad hologram. Here's an early outtake before I got the voice right. Enjoy. 😀👍

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We watched Zoolander cos he can no longer afford any streaming services after he spent all his money on that political party thing, so he just watches the same four DVDs over and over. The other three are American Pie 2, Paddy McGuinness Live and The Matrix: Reloaded.

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We ate Pot Noodles, the only thing I've ever seen him eat. Laurence had a Bombay Bad Boy and, as usual, made a big deal about how he doesn't even find them that spicy. But you can tell this is bollocks cos when he eats them he gets all red and sweaty and drinks loads of water.

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Old farts love to say 'comedy's crap now cos it's all politically correct and woke and safe while good comedy should be dark and offensive and subversive and risky' and then you ask them what the funniest thing they ever saw was and they say 'Tommy Cooper doing a magic trick.'

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Laurence Fox's horrendous views have ruined my enjoyment of his beautiful music. 😢

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My fellow Fringe acts, don't be disheartened if you didn't get an award or a good review. That's not what the Fringe is about. Ultimately the Fringe is only about one thing: enriching landlords. As long as you helped enrich a landlord you did your job. Be proud of that. 😀

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"Four Ken dolls?"

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More posters for #Barbie featuring Kingsley Ben-Adir, Scott Evans, Ncuti Gatwa and Simu Liu have been released.

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ANGELA LANSBURY FACT: A lot of people think she was in the film 'Gaslight' (1944) but she wasn't.

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Imagine we lived in a world where every time you bought milk you had to order it online a week in advance, because to buy milk from the shop on the day you wanted it would cost £20. That's be crazy, right? OK, so, train tickets-

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It's absolutely possible to live on a budget. Just be sensible with your money and don't waste it on silly things like rent and petrol. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

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4 years

I've fixed this old perfume advert and made it better. Watch and enjoy. 😀👍

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I've added words to the Coronation Street theme. Take 27 seconds to appreciate my art. @itvcorrie #coronationstreet #corrie

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Lee works for us. We pay him £84,144 plus expenses. He can employ Katy cos that's covered by expenses. He can live in London (also covered by expenses.) He spends £0 travelling to work (also covered by expenses.) Does not need to use a food bank as MPs meals are subsidised.

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Katy works for me. She is single & earns less than 30k, rents a room for £775pcm in Central London, has student debt, £120 a month on travelling to work saves money every month, goes on foreign holidays & does not need to use a foodbank. Katy makes my point really well.

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The Roald Dahl books are being rewritten to remove all references to Lilt.

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I added my voice to that 'Metaverse' video. Only took a few minutes. Not a big deal. #metaverse

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The whole Jimmy Savile thing is awful but thank God lessons have been learned and people in the entertainment business no longer book people who are widely rumoured in the industry to be predators. 😀👍

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Opposition MP. (RT me @Keir_Starmer mate!)

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I've added words to the Emmerdale theme tune as it's about time someone did. Spend 29 seconds watching this masterpiece. @emmerdale #emmerdale

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Tommy Robinson has been arrested again, which is already neat. I've dubbed the footage for even more fun. 😀👍 #tommyrobinson

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This is so dangerous. The shock of something actually happening during snooker could have killed someone.

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Here’s when Just Stop Oil protestors disrupted the snooker

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With the BBC cancelling The Mash Report, Mock The Week and now New World Order I think it might be a good time to pitch my own topical comedy show. It's called 'Leave The Government Alone! They're Trying Their Best!'

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GREAT NEWS EVERYONE. They've remastered Star Wars again! Proud to announce I'm the new voice of Greedo! Here's the final, definitive version of the scene, the way George Lucas always intended it. #starwars #greedo @starwars @Starwarsuk @starwarsradar @sw_holocron @starwars_facts

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No offence but you'd think they'd have made a new M&Ms advert by now. Feel like they've been showing that 'Scott's home early' one for as long as I've been alive.

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@HabasFritas @marcusbrig No. It's awful. Why aren't more people talking about THAT?

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Rodney Trotter is gonna be in Frasier???? What next?? The guy who played George from Blackadder starring in some US medical drama???? Is Sophie from Peep Show gonna win an Oscar?????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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You won, Camilla. Enjoy the money, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Camilla.

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Made another affordable, nutritious meal for my families. Frozen veg = 6p 7 crisps = 9p Junk mail (excellent source of fibre) = Free Shower gel (for dipping! 😋) = 4p Grand total = 11p. Cost of living crisis? What cost of living crisis? 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

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Do people who think Nazis were socialists because they called themselves National Socialists also think Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire Puddings are actually made by their Aunt Bessie?

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My recently divorced uncle told me that when my jokes turn out to be just puns it's a bit of an anti-climax so I said 'What would you know about making an auntie climax?' and he started crying. 😕

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REAL TALK: The main reason 'The Office' wouldn't get made now is that BBC 2 wouldn't commission 6 episodes of sometime written by and starring a relatively unknown 40 year old. But I suppose that's a less fashionable complaint that 'It's too edgy.'

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HANGOVER AT 18: Why did I have that 12th pint? I almost feel too rough to go to the gym this morning.😉 HANGOVER AT 25: Why did I have that 4th pint? I'm going to vomit until I die.🤮 HANGOVER AT 30: Why did I have that lemonade? The sugar is still hurting my sensitive teeth.😭

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Darren Grimes is a ridiculous prick and I can't understand why @elonmusk married him.

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Right, that's it. I've unfriended Ghislaine Maxwell on Facebook.

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Royal expert on Harry and Meghan.

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Remember @realDonaldTrump @JoeBiden it's not about the winning; it's the taking part that counts. You've both done amazingly well to get this far. Whatever happens, forget about the result and just have a great night. You've earned it. 😀👍

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Home Alone might sound far fetched but it genuinely happened to me once. (I was trying to burgle a house and a child beat me up.)

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Laurence's house doesn't have any furniture, apart from a novelty inflatable armchair, which my flatmate bagsied. I brought my own foldable camping chair as I've been in Laurence's house before and I know what it's like. Laurence sat on the floor.

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It's a shame it's going but it's kind of funny they've announced the end of Mock The Week just as the Fringe starts. Acts right now thinking 'OK, this is costing me £10k but it'll all be worth it if that producer sees me and I get on Mock The- OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!'

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@hassledvania Ok, yes this bit is deliberately unfunny and that makes it actually funny - it's a good clip.

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Laurence told me in confidence that he's much more upset about that whole Pogues thing than he lets on.

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Yeah, they're really struggling for things to say now.

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What's a good male performance where he's father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife and he will have his vengeance, in this life or the next?

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@BritishComedy @GeoffNorcott

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This looks like a character from Peep Show.

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Here you are. 'The Bad Touch' by Bloodhound Gang but it's Beethoven's 'Ode To Joy.' You're welcome. @bloodhoundgang #bloodhoundgang

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@Glinner For a guy who's so keen to defend women you sure do spend a lot of time bothering women.

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@Thecomedycarter You think 90% of good things are shite though.

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Before the Edinburgh Fringe chatter finally dies down here's something I consider a SCANDAL and suspect not enough people know about. SHORT, SERIOUS THREAD.

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What's everyone's favourite Mock The Week moment? Mine's 'Don't tell him your name Hugh Dennis' or the bit where Andy Parsons fell through the bar.

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'School of Rock' is an inspirational feelgood film about some wealthy, privileged children being given even more encouragement and opportunity.

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Anyone looking to replace Andrew Lawrence should know that I am also a mediocre white guy with an irritating voice who isn't as successful as he thinks he should be.

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ROSS GELLER, 2004: I haven't had sex in four months! TEENAGE ME: Haha! That line suggests that four months is an unusually long time for an adult to have not had sex. When I'm an adult I'll presumably have sex more often than that. What a loser Ross is.

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Earlier today I prank-called Laurence, pretending to be Timmy Mallet and it went better than I could have imagined.

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Merry Christmas from me. Here's a singalong of 'Welcome to the Jungle' to the tune of 'Away in a Manger.' 🎅🎄

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