Mwende ✊🏾 @_smwende Twitter profile

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

3 years

Offered my bro ngwaci in the morning Him: Mnataka ninyongwe ndio mnitoe Kwa hesabu ya Christmas? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

1 month

#rejectfinancebill2024

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@_smwende

25 days

If I send you this just know you've become my personal problem.

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

1 year

Not the balcony being accessed through the toilet 😭 you people are doing bad things out here 😭💀💀💀

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

8 months

Being shaded by Uganda is some nasty work 😭😭😭😭😭 that man will pay for his sins 😭

Uganda CAA

@UgandaCAA

8 months

Please ignore the trending video of an unfortunate situation at an airport in a neighboring country, which some WhatsApp users have wrongly attributed to Entebbe International Airport. Note that this is not Entebbe International Airport.

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

8 months

I think we can now agree that there's a wrong way to eat a burger

Rum-and-Coke🧚‍♀️

@iammwaniki

8 months

Tangu mseme there's no right way to eat a burger, I felt so validated because I eat mine layer by layer

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@_smwende

1 year

Date night essential 💀

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

5 months

Najua mkamba wetu alikua anataka kusema Has. 😭

Aleckie Ronald

@SirAlexas

5 months

Jabreen as the best pilau

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

8 months

Instead of doing your job and finding out what is happening so you can inform us you're making memes? MEMES? We're in hell😭

NTV Kenya

@ntvkenya

8 months

Kwenu kuna stima?

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

2 years

"Dere shukisha huyu mtu ananuka" is not how I envisioned my day to start 🤣 The said mnuki is the driver's son apparently. Amesema hawezi shuka gari ya babake 💀

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

1 year

Buy 2 ten pack tissues and 1 Nivea Roll on deo. Use the remaining 100 bob for transport

CHOBOS™

@SangKip4

1 year

Given 20 million right now what will you do with it. Break it down for me

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

3 months

Recklessness ✖️ Drunk driving ✖️ Unroadworthy vehicles ✖️ Corruption ✖️ Bad roads ✖️ Curse from God ✅

TL Elder

@mwabilimwagodi

4 months

I am starting to think that all these road accidents claiming the lives of Kenyans are a curse from God who is tired of our ruling class using his name in vain and now he is out to punish us until they start doing actual work instead of hiding behind endless prayers.

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

5 years

Someone has said the 174 rounds ni za watu hushinda wakiitisha"Kwangwaru" 😂😂😂😂😂

DCI KENYA

@DCI_Kenya

5 years

Following Public outcry of a #DJ displaying a Firearm in public, @DCI_Kenya Detectives from #SCPU last night arrested Mr. Nicholas Mugo MWANGI at #SpaceLounge Club, Ngong Rd. A Steyr Pistol & 174 rounds of Ammunitions confiscated. He’s in our custody helping with investigations.

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

4 years

When that beat drops 🔥🔥🔥

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

4 years

Lol. We're congratulating people for doing what they should be doing?

KenyanTraffic

@KenyanTraffic

4 years

No siren,No chase car,No road harassment. Well done @LaikipiaCountyG GVN Ndiritu Murithi @bonifacemwangi #KenyanTraffic via @AustinKenya

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

9 months

Ukipatana na mpoa wako akiwa na mtrue wake pale BND

NickIDoshooooooo

@Swytchthefish

9 months

This world is so small….like this world is extremely small

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

7 days

Yesu 😭😭😭 Wamenipata! It's been real y'all 😭💀 ✌🏾✌🏾

edwinsifunasversion 🧎🏾‍♀️🫶🏾

@AkothMelanie

7 days

@_smwende Ulikuwa my lecturer first year mwende 😔😔

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

2 years

The pressure is getting WSR! 💀💀💀

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

5 years

@Gichana_ We really don't deserve this place. AT ALL

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

6 months

Ever since Ivy's incident and the vile comments I saw subsequently I knew we walk amongst murderers and supporters of murder and no amount of precaution can save us if femicide continues to be trivialised as it is.The comments from yesterday's case validate this sadly 💔

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

3 years

Cha mkufuu mwanafuu huu haa na mayengs

EDGAR 🇰🇪

@edgarwabwire_

3 years

Sai ni methali gani inaendanisha na maisha yako🤔?

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

7 days

Over thates mkianguka nayo mnapanda ama mnabaki huko chini? 💀

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

1 year

Wearing the extreme right skirt with a slit from your waist>>>>>

Sina Source

@mx__chichi

1 year

What gour skirt length says about your spiritual health 👀

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

3 years

Lord , it's me again, asking that you deliver us from the shackles of 300X300mm ms casement windows. 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 Amen

Peter Ogwang

@OgwangOgwang

5 years

This is not Harvard University. Its Soroti University in Teso sub region. #OurTaxWorks

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@_smwende

1 year

This caption by HiiStyle after being accused of stealing is SENDING ME 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

3 years

Pomegranate grows fwaaaa in ukambani and the way the prices are demonic in this city 😤

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

5 years

Yesterday I commented on my bro's weight akaniuliza if he's ever knocked on my door to ask me to help him carry his weight around 😂 I don't think I have a comeback 🙆🏾‍♀️

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

4 years

Until There's an accident and the airbags break your legs 😏

Tshepo Neumbo

@TNeumbo

4 years

Dear ladies! This is how you must sit in your boyfriend car.

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

1 year

Human beings were not meant to live like this. 😭😭😭😭

Brian Roemmele

@BrianRoemmele

1 year

It holds over 20,000 people. It includes grocery stores, shops and salons. It is a town, in a building.

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@_smwende

1 month

Mmechange tactics 🥹🥹🥹 Tears in my fookin eyes ✊🏾✊🏾 #REJECTFINANCEBILL2024

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

1 year

"We were caned but turned out alright " gang when they become caregivers/ educators 👇🏾

NTV Kenya

@ntvkenya

1 year

Form One student dies in Nandi after being caned by teachers over "exam cheating"

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

6 months

For KK govt to crumble.

Farah C. Fortune

@fcfortune

6 months

Ladies, what do you want for Valentine’s Day?

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

2 months

When you accept that the name is reserved for all women regardless, you'll live in peace.

Fit Fat Belly ‘Nenye

@The_Nenye

2 months

Even 9-5 women are still called ashewo because apparently the only reason they got the job is because they slept their way into it 🤭

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

1 year

People forget too fast . TOO FAST

Cornelius K. Ronoh

@itskipronoh

1 year

One day you will remember Uhuru Kenyatta. In fact some day, you will miss his sober leadership.

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

4 years

How are you going to disrespect someone and expect them to take the high road 🙄🙄 No Ma'am , the high road is closed for maintenance. Let's be petty 🥂

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

3 years

Onion ring moja

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

1 year

Lived long enough to see Cultiva and Hemingways being included in the pocket friendly category 💀💀💀💀

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

1 year

"STRONG BLACK WOMAN" Mark me absent, give me zero 💅🏾

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

5 months

🤣🤣 women have been called prostitutes for all manner of things. Just live your best lives beloved 😅

Esports Mom

@LizzieAdoresRay

5 months

I asked my grandma about the shoe issues because she also didn't wear shoes in the photos she took with grandpa and their kids. Her answer was ''shoes were for prostitutes''

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

1 year

You go for a date unapata it's an Oral Exam. 💀💀💀Mko strict

Ngalula, RN

@NgalulaDonald

1 year

Guys, my last night date was totally chaotic. So, I sneaked in a casual conversation about Saddam Hussein and how his invasion of Kuwait escalated the creation of Osama Bin Laden, crisis with Saudi and USA. This babes was Nill per Oral. Kwani hamna content kabisaa? Anyways..

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

6 months

Construction workers wagani hawa wameacha pesa za siku waende kuprotest? Lmaoooo This government is carrying us foolish 💀

Kenya West

@KinyanBoy

6 months

Construction workers pitch tent at Milimani Courts on day 2 of protest contesting Affordable Housing Levy Suspension. They argue that court’s ruling has adversely affected their livelihoods, dealing a blow to thousands of jobs amid raging debate on the surging unemployment no.s.

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

1 year

millicent bystander

@Nyokaffiii

1 year

Sasa juu mli side na yeye akiwaambia dowry ya elsa majimbo inafaa kuwa ngapi, mnaona yake ikiwa ngapi sasa my dear dowry experts?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hizi vitu hunitengenezea siku🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

1 year

@potentash There's layers to her wicked ways and the more I think about the angrier I get 😣

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

3 years

I think about this tweet a lot

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

1 month

@Mollage_ Itabidi hand to hand combat with mosquitos at this rate.

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

8 months

Eh tangu ule msee aseme yeye na mvua same wozzap jua iliamua kuwaka in 7D 😭😭

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

9 months

The approach to everything in this country is just violent 😞

The Standard Digital

@StandardKenya

9 months

Nairobi City County inspectorates crack down on hawkers in the CBD following Governor Johnson Sakaja's orders. Video by Samson Wire

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

6 years

Ever been so tired of Nairobi hadi ukifika Afya Centre unaona uingie hizo gari za Kisii and go start a new life ???

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

1 year

@Wajiru_ Ah lakini human relationships huwa hivo. Show up for others they show up for you.

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

1 month

The difference between the people in charge of serious dockets in this country and koala bears is that koala bears are covered in fur. Otherwise, same smooth brained thinking 😑

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

2 years

Is Kenya a punishment for our previous life ? Because honestly half the things that go on in this place can only be described as hell

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

4 years

@NdindiK95 Unataka kukunjwa kama reinforcement bars?

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

6 years

Transition from student life to fulltime adulting ..... AKA from being broke to being poor 😭😭😭😭

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@_smwende

1 year

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@_smwende

3 years

She lost a child The government is harassing her

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

3 years

@VinieO But Captain , they do ! They know about consent . See how them straight guys act towards queer men even when their dusty selves haven't been approached 🙄. THEY KNOW

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

1 month

Met my students while protesting today 🤣 Next week tunaangaliana hivi Anyway goal ilikua ni #RejectFinanceBill2024

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

4 years

You destroyed DJ Evolve's future

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

3 years

But Elsa was overreacting when she spoke about colorism.

Σαπαγιανός

@Sapayian

3 years

Dark skinned women don't stand a chance when it comes to such gigs in Kenya. Earth is hard

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@_smwende

1 year

Date Architect men. Premium character developers but they have interesting stories 💀 pick your poison. Roho yako itakuwa well compacted kama hardcore lakini they'll be vibes while at it 😭😭

𝑺𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒐✨

@shero_sheero

1 year

Wababa wamepita 28 years hawananga vibes ile kabisa,calls na chats huwa dry asf💀mimi siezani na kuforce vibe

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

5 years

@CareyBaraka @ivynyayieka Eggs the Minister for Symptoms low-key sounds like something I'd read 😂😂😂😂😂. And Death Pon de Well 😂😂😂 I'll show myself out .

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

5 years

Wameitwa Alliance Boys 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Leo Citizen itachomwa aki . 😂😂😂😂

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

3 years

I learn new things about these murder cows every other day damn!

Tibult the Great

@Macbeth62944945

3 years

Your daily reminder that hippos are hulking muscular tanks and that their layer of subcutaneous body fat is surprisingly thin.

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@_smwende

10 months

I can give you my kidney but my food is where I draw the line

JaiVibez🥶

@daystack

10 months

Wat is sibling math?

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

1 year

@__sammich__ You said don't be a bigger person, be a bigger problem 💀💀💀

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

3 years

Mix with cement and sand at 1: 2:3 ratio .

Kirigwi Naserian

@kirigwi

3 years

I NEED NJAHI RECIPES. Y'LL COME THROUGH.

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

2 years

@wakaguku_ @MisterAlbie I don't think it's clout chasing, that's who she is. That little girl probably got a beating of a lifetime..

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

4 years

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

1 year

Nonslip ceramic tiles 💀💀💀💀

𝙱𝚘𝚜𝚜 𝚈𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚛☚

@Bossyator

1 year

Your cheaper guy has just delivered the tiling project. Tears in my eyes!

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@_smwende

2 years

Abeg God it's time for my own car. 🙏🏿🤣

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

2 years

I have a Maa-maid t-shirt by @nashohmy 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

11 months

@UnchartedKenya @ImbayiK and her babies. They do deserve it ❤️

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

9 months

Lmao the huts your forefathers built were flat ? Can we be serious please in our learning and unlearning.

Rufas Kamau ⚡

@RufasKe

9 months

It amazes me every time a Kenyan uses European architecture in 2023 knowing that the design was developed by persons who experience winter and snow, so the roof had to be sharply inclined. In Kenya, we never experience extreme winter or snow and flat roofs should be the core

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@_smwende

1 month

To #RejectFinanceBill2024

Jemedari

@MrJemedari

1 month

Ok. Why are y'all up so early on a Saturday?

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@_smwende

6 months

Anyone having issues buying units via mpesa?

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@_smwende

3 years

This is how bodies look like . They are not flaws Gosh

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

2 years

@_omalicha__ I'm not condoning the act but Parents of lizards must teach their lizards how to behave in public. This would easily have been avoided.

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

4 years

LMAO people worked hard to get them. Kwanza the way Engineers are treated in this country , by all means use those titles.

KenyanSon 🇰🇪

@Ludah_

4 years

Persons who insist on referring to themselves with a title...."I am Eng....I am advocate....I am Doctor so and so" 🚩🚩🚩🚩 Kwanza Engineer na uligraduate juzi ...sit down! Acha Nairobi ikupange kwanza.

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@_smwende

2 months

It's okay not to understand the adventure/ thrill seekers. It's not okay to talk down those who choose to. May Cheruiyot rest in peace 🕊️ he indeed died doing what he loved. ❤️

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

1 year

It's okay, let them have their nails done that way . Shalom

GOD OF WAR! ☠

@khagyrie

1 year

This is what men love sio hizo kucha za shetani mnaekanga!🤦‍♂️

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@_smwende

2 years

Who gets the tender to do politicians' ceilings and supply furniture? 😭😭😭😭

Kenyans.co.ke

@Kenyans

2 years

Inside Cleophas Malalah's rural palatial home in Kakamega

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@_smwende

3 months

It's not too late for Nairobi to restore green spaces and replace hard surfaces with permeable surfaces as a flood mitigation measure.

Urbanism 101: What is a Sponge City? - The Urbanist

Some experts believe the concept may be the best and cheapest way for cities to adapt to climate change. Numerous cities are dealing with two seemingly unrelated challenges: flooding and drought....

www.theurbanist.org

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@_smwende

17 days

Huko clock app they don't care 😂 Love it!

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

3 years

Imagine adapting to someone's living sitweshen then you find yourself being trolled online by that same person. Lol! Women ,refuse these struggles. There's no winning!

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@_smwende

6 days

A national language being made optional is diabolical. I'm dying on this hill

Maandamano Hottie 🇵🇸

@_omalicha__

6 days

AMKENI CBC INATAKA KUFANYA KISWAHILI AN OPTIONAL SUBJECT PLS WE CANNOT ALLOW IT TO HAPPEN #RUTOMUSTGO

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@_smwende

3 years

I wonder how that Nairobi cabro services outfit usually makes decisions. Oh look , a green space , let's add to the heat island effect. Are they allergic to trees ? Them and the engineers from that bridge painting Authority same wozzap

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@_smwende

1 year

𝙎𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙤 𝙈𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮 

@AmRoggoz

1 year

Post your alma mater and go 🫣

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@_smwende

1 year

@ImbayiK Heh ! Tell me why my skin had a burning sensation using their products 💀💀💀

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

2 months

@Nyokaffiii Sasa moisturiser ni kitu ya kukasirikia mtu?

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

2 years

A toast to this Great Man . RIP Arch Kamaru.

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

4 years

Sending drawings for approval

Doreen Kuria

@DushyKuria

4 years

What’s your definition of submission?

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Mwende ✊🏾

@_smwende

8 months

What sort of dam was this meant to be? Corruption costs lives Argh 😤

KBC Channel1 News

@KBCChannel1

8 months

Rain has completely destroyed banks of Umoja Buyu dam at the border between Laikipia and Nyandarua County. Residents fault the contractor for shoddy work and negligence, and are now appealing to Gov't to rebuild the dam banks immediately. #KBCniYetu ^MM

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@_smwende

1 month

This man speaking from beyond the grave must be haunting that part time president 🤣 INJECT IT ! 💉💉✊🏾✊🏾

jacob juma

@kabetes

9 years

I have a feeling that a revolution will happen soon in Kenya due to corruption. The vice is too entrenched and must be stopped.

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@_smwende

5 months

Eau de jashow

K O K I

@kawkeytrish

5 months

Ladies What scent are you wearing today?

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@_smwende

1 year

Marilyn Monroe's body went missing for close to six hours... Tracks. No dignity even in death . YUCK

Cindy Noir✨

@thecindynoir

1 year

Morgues are even coming out saying some don’t hire men. MORGUES. I- MORGUES.

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@_smwende

3 years

@ImbayiK 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ulikuwa Wells Fargo tu ? Ah the betrayal!

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@_smwende

6 days

Where was Ndii running to ?

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@_smwende

3 years

Sometimes you think you've gotten over a loss then boom ! It's 15+ yrs later and you're crying in the middle of the night. Wueh!💔 Hii kitu haina formula aki. To all those in the same boat, hang in there 💜❤ A happy Sunday y'all ❤

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@_smwende

5 years

I can't remember Wanyama holding any public office. Why the entitlement to a private citizen's money ?

ECD Graduate

@ECDgraduate

5 years

This hospital has been constructed by Didier Drogba right from the purchase of land. Our Own Victor Wanyama earns 28 million every month but has not constructed a single classroom in his backyard which will cost him a mere 700k.

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@_smwende

1 year

My one superpower (or so I think) is making friends easily. Thank you @lets_drift for making hiking accessible to all which also makes it easy to make new friends. Catch y'all on the trails 😊😊😊

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