And this is why. This is an itemized and timelined ChatGPT summary of that Weekly Citizen article that is going round. No wonder the author didn’t even want to pit in their name.
Someone transcribed the whole thing here.
#RutoMustGo
First African president to make an American state visit in whatever years only to have protests against your reign in the following weeks then you see your endorser stepping down from running because his mental ability is questionable 🤣
That dude who sneaked a picture of a girl in a matatu has been doxxed and his school emailed. He is doubling down but also seems genuinely hurt that things got personal. It’s fascinating to watch his shortsightedness unfold.
“Sijui faceless… formless” those are condescending & demeaning words. Getting it wrong on purpose to belittle us. He is also attempting to triangulate. Turning mashinani youth against urban center youth.
Sita choka kuwaambia this is an abusive relationship
#RutoMustGo
Mkijua vile Ciru has been vulnerable about her life and struggles and then had this big joy in her life then this happens, you wouldn’t be clout chasing on her grief like this.
You’re uncreative vultures if this is how you gain visibility.
Day 2 or 3 or so, of wearing the flag during my errands. I was self-conscious at first but it’s a bit easier. The point is to get people to steal glances and whisper to themselves anyway.
#RutoMustGo
They say the most dangerous time in an abusive relationship is when you’re trying to leave. But we’ll leave. We will leave and they will not believe.
Keep smiling.
#RejectFinanceBill2024
I really despise how our ruling class is anti-leisure for the common people. Sio mfunge parks au mujenge kwa national park. You build malls that people can’t afford to shop in and call them lazy for having fun. Even our joy you must steal.
The Police are being sent to guard all projects launched by Presdent Luto 😂😂 just to avoid Morara Kebaso from coming there and record the progress
😂😂😂
Wow just wow
Upate sponsor, ngori. Uanze biz yako ya fries, ngori. Ukae msupuu ukido biz, ngori. Ukae less than presentable, ngori. Mkonda, ngori. Mnono, ngori.
Men are so weird
Mmezoea kutusiwa na wanawake TL hadi mnadhani kila mtu ni kama nyinyi.
I will not allow any form of disrespect from a woman here, however trivial. I will issue a warning: a boundary.
For men, ni kukutafuta na ku-resolve issue the way men know best.
Usikuwe mjinga for RTs.
Jomo came and went, wealthy and safe. Moi, same. Kibaki, same. Biwott even had his body encased in concrete. Almost like a final fuck-you.
Take it from an unbeliever, curses are mostly for us to blow off some steam. The next life has no promises. Become vengeance now
I am now John “KJ” Kiarie’s nemesis. I’m registering to vote in Dagoretti South. I will participate in the recall process. I will draw in his style. Head on Korrishon is now mine. Any mischief and misery I can inflict, I will try at least once.
Mwabili is on assignment with Zakayo and the clergy
Ombachi and Ababu are now accountability buddies
There’s this babes who’s badgering Alice Ng’ang’a
Personally, my eyes are on Shawry of Billboards
Je, wewe una nani?
One way or another, we will hold them accountable!
Good morning Zimbabweans
This is what our Kenyan cousins are doing with their country.
If you register to vote & actually vote, YOU could also help Zimbabwe get there in a very short period of time.
Remember that Kenya was our poorer cousin, today it is 5 times bigger than us.
My carpenter did the thing! I wanted to convert my metal box from high school into a functional coffee table and she’s here!
It can still act as storage for my small space and I can put things on top.
I’m calling it. Ndii is here to distract the young intellectuals with pessimistic talking points. Tell your smart and academic circle pals to ignore him.
They are better off using their gifts to formulate frameworks for our resistance
#RutoMustGo
Kenya Regiment Rifle Club for the thrill seekers 🤩
Entry - 1000
Gun charge - 1000
Target paper - 100
.22mm - 50 per bullet with min. 50
9mm - 80 per bullet with min. 50
You get an instructor too and they guide you through a pistol and rifle exercise.
Imagine the self-esteem we will get as a nation if we pull this off? That The People can refuse the status quo and win. That victory won’t be to whoever gets it but it’ll be ours? That’s an exciting thought
Rwanda states it won't repay the $307M received from the UK migrant deal, as the agreement didn't include a refund clause
"Let this be clear, paying back the money was never part of the agreement," Rwanda affirms.
Kiendacho kwa mganga...
We protest, we’re beaten. We vote, they rig. How are some of you not losing your spirit? Who has plans for the long-game? Is it civic education? How would class solidarity work?
I’m asking sincerely.
I’m thinking of Cullen Maina’s family. To have to bite their tongue in order to at least grieve in safety. This is what broken systems make us go through.
All we can promise is to stay angry on their behalf. We shouldn’t forget.
#RutoMustGo
Ever tell a nigga he's handsome? Watch their face light up and eyes look down and he starts to do that boyish blushing chuckle. That shit makes me happy haha!
And instead of a massive recall that prevents cross-contamination with other foodstuff, like a country where things make sense, they are giving ✨helpful suggestions✨
Finally! A decent thumbnail 🤣
Anyhoo, props if you stuck with this madness till the end 😁
I'm having fun with this and you can see more on
@nash__ohmy
on TikTok
New Daily Initiative: Never forget that we saw a human being’s brains sprayed out in the road, in front of Parliament.
#RutoMustGo
I will be posting the above statement everyday at 11AM thereabouts plus the picture below. Feel free to join in.
26. A little thicker, a little sillier, a lot quicker and still hopeful I'll be a squishy and sweet Disney Princess superhero ninja because why not lololol ?
Hey
@Lupita_Nyongo
I'm a Kenyan Illustrator who really enjoys children's content and understands our culture as well and I've seen you haven't declared an illustrator for Sewe yet. Just throwing my hat into the ring 😊
Wear the flag in restaurants. Start civic education speeches like preachers in the street. If we aren’t allowed to do mass movements then we decentralize and move spontaneously
#NaneNaneMarch
#NaneNane