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2 months

Chieni Supermarket in Nyeri haina kitu. The public looted it and asked the MP atumie hiyo two million walipewa kurestock.

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It's insane that Linturi is still a CS. It's insane nothing was done to Mandago and his Finland scam. It's insane Aisha Jumwa, Didmus Barasa, and Kiborek are still members of parliament. Everything is insane!!

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@don_d17 @Mokipz @mamoyo93 @MphoMoalamedi 😂😂😂😂 did she tell you all this? Because she just said what she wants and you say nah fam, dont pray for this type. Lmao. Psychosis.

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LOL Before nijue how to handle boxes of wine with those taps kuna siku niliwrestle nayo nikamess na tap ikatokana So ikabidi wine iwekwe kwa sufuria ifunikiwe kama stew. Tulikuwa tunaiscoop na kikombe ya thermos.

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I now know about 6 people who've left the big four audit firms coz corporate life almost finished them. There's this weird balance btwn needing a job badly and choosing ur overall wellbeing. It's tough for those without jobs, and those with jobs too. Just different kinds of tough

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A woman in my home estate has died. Kwa whatsapp group chairman ameandika hivi...."Unfortunately Nancy was not active in estate funeral support welfare and therefore the rules as per the Constitution does not allow for contribution exercise to proceed." Wah, wako strict.

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2 years

How do you have 18 friends.

Uńo 

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2 years

“You shoulda paid fa all our food” 😂

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1 year

The smart watch I bought online on Jumia inahesabu my steps nikiwa nimeketi. So far Niko at 11,115 steps and I've been seated doing my hair the last 3 hours. Lmfao.

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5 months

Donny's dad is insane 😂😂😂😂😂 #BabyReindeer

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5 months

Oh honey.

esssyyy

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5 months

I’m thick but ofcourse sina flat tummy ok my tummy is not that big but I don’t have that defined flat tummy 😕😕😕someone cancelled a date with me just coz of that

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4 years

Ouagadougugio.

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4 years

😂 this makes me happy all the time.

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4 years

Niliishi kuficha left hand mathe asicheki tattoo. She just came one day and stretched out my hand and said "dùkagaade guoko tùhù doonire micoro tene". And we never discussed it.

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3 years

@KeenPeachyx @_GordonGartrell He told you that?

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4 years

"Jonathani mìgucie fiù, Ngai aroraga ngoro ti mahùri"

Munjiru wa mbari ya Karanja

@wakariowa

4 years

Hujuma

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4 years

Day one of sales and we've sold 9 of these birds. Tunauza kuku, hit me up.

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4 years

Would bachelor's be willing to allow someone to come in twice a week and prepare them weekly meals so they just come home from work and warm them?

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2 months

Talking stage ilianza jana na leo nishapata ick hatari. Nothing lasts under this regime.

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11 months

@Yvonnessy__ Lmao. You were the problem dia

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2 years

Why are people 23 on this show and giving their partners ultimatums to marry them or move on? Like isnt their brain still growing why the rush 😕😕😕 #UltimatumNetflix

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1 year

@SteeNyamu Woah!!! What a write-up. Super interested in knowing about these Nairobi gangs.

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1 year

Just come from a market run. Bro, I didn't know there's royco leaves, taste and smell like royco powder. Royco is a plant??????????????? garlic leaves too!!!!!!!!! Wauz. Can't wait to try them.

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3 years

@gitweeta How about "nipee hii" while pointing?

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5 years

@karigoh Numi noodles. Takataka tu

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4 years

Heartbreaks are expensive. I ubered everywhere last November to avoid matatu in case icheze trigger songs. 😂

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1 year

@thecindynoir Here's a thread on the diff types of necrophiles.

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2 years

Pullop! I was doing some research on Paraphilias so that I do a write up just now, and decided to focus on necrophilia, which is a disorder in which a person has intercourse with dead bodies. There are 10 subtypes of necrophilia... a thread (Ariyarathne,2015)....

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@Nyokaffiii Lmaooooooo Nyox tukawahi kosana niite mtaani tuongee quietly kwa garden.🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Calypso🌊

@CO_Chiamaka

1 year

Does 3 days without communication mean ghosting?

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5 months

When Slee mentioned to Nonku at Maria's dinner that they'd be flying out of Drakensberg knowing full well she was under Sorisha's tab...but it's not your money honey #RHODurban

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2 years

@lockichar @MisterAlbie Lmao. The wives told you this?

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3 years

😅 I've seen this and laughed out so so loud ah

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@MuchiriiMike Mígúnda yanyu ya icaginé ígútuuo ta goboro cia migúnda kuoguo no nginya úríhíre igoti kana maríhi ta ma nyúmba wa kobora. Waaga kúríha thikarí no yooe múngúnda ta úría mwene nyúmba agíkúigata waaga kúríha múico wa mweeri.

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You can only hope the person you sire kids with is just a kind hearted person. You can only hope. Juu watu huanzana vizuri then later ni heart aches tupu. Some u can avoid by heeding to the red flags, others hukuja from left.

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If I reminded you that I went to Alliance and a top uni in the U.S then your rebuttal is I've been cervically hugged by a gakoromone student id gorge out your eyes with a tea spoon. Wdym???

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4 years

A friend's watchman was ran over by a car and &died. Her home had 4 fierce GSDs. After his death, they cried every night. One night they cried till early morning hours, and in the morning all 4 of them were dead. Outside his SQ, a week after he died. Dogs die of sadness?

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10 months

@shobanes You must be stopped.

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1 year

@katlego_tefu Day 1 it's pasty and a joke . Day 2 and 3 is all the hemoglobin in the world. Do not sneeze. Day 4 is mild, annoying, has cock blocking vibes, and is generally unwanted.

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1 year

@kiruti There's something Kenya has that many countries can't beat. Localised service delivery. Powered by nduthis. Undefeated.

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2 years

Pullop! I was doing some research on Paraphilias so that I do a write up just now, and decided to focus on necrophilia, which is a disorder in which a person has intercourse with dead bodies. There are 10 subtypes of necrophilia... a thread (Ariyarathne,2015)....

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@MarigaThoithi I'd have to say my worst decision was taking a loan with KCB MPESA once they randomly increased my limit to 42,500/-. Without a reason. Just because I could access such a loan. I bought nothing of substance.spent it on credit mingi na anasa. Kulipa ilikuwa matanga 😭

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@Keeplah 10/10 even in death

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9 months

Alafu watu wanadharau Pepsodent.

Universal Curiosity

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9 months

Time Square in 1932, New York, USA

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1 year

@ms_matei A time like this last year I was busy putting away money for my Kilifi trip and I used to cook with ghee, life was amazing.. Today in the morning, I chomad jani to cope with life's shafting. Balance. ⚖️

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@KeenPeachyx @_GordonGartrell The problem with your opinion is that it's based on assumptions. Biased assumptions at that. You don't know if they've agreed to have an open rship, or any discussion they've had on marriage. But hey... 😅

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1 year

How do you tell someone that yes I work from home and niko home, but staki wageni every two days?

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4 years

*Looks away for a millisecond* The milk's boiling point:

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3 years

@dankwh0re @___inCANdescent @euphorixa

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5 months

@SimsMagubane @ThembaGwejela 😭😭😭 We are sorry Minister of Vineyards and Vino.

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4 years

Not my butcher telling a male customer the benefits of the hump, "ìno ìthondekaga mìcie mìharaganu na ìgagùcokeria gìtìo ta mùthuri"

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1 year

Aunty stepping out into the lovely Friday.

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@carolinespencer Lmfao There's one I saw kwa background naskia wasichana wakipika like nyanya ndio zimewekwa chwaaaa! Nikaanza hii kazi natambulikana very fast juu ya tattoo ya mkono 😂

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3 years

Hair has haired today

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4 months

Wayment. So Isaac has never introduced Ruth to his family and friends but will introduce Khanya to them in a heartbeat? Isaac should just date his type, he needs a trophy wife. This is diabolical nonsense. Wueh #UltimatumSA

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3 years

@kiruti I tried tweeting this a while back and i was schooled by pseudo-seremalas up in here.

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1 year

@pizeuxes @Keeplah Heh lol unashoot shot kwa tweet ya matanga

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4 years

Sauti Sol does a live concert packed with amazing jams. Then you realize they still haven't sang other amazing jams like Blue Uniform, Rewind, Gentleman, Lazizi etc. They have the range tbh

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3 years

@Mwells9900 @kaikenzoe 😅😅😅😅 why the pix tho

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3 years

I'll never understand how, i had experience and know-how of a job since I'd been a volunteer for years and even went on exchange program, i applied for it, wasn't considered, they hired sb who kept consulting me on how to do stuff, and this org still asks me to volunteer. Drugs

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@indimulii_ Same. Naskianga tu "excuse me modam" and I say no. Staki kuskia anything.

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@gidikariuki "Igúrú ría maúndú moothe, we, wí Ngai" Hii hunimaliza.

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3 years

@babyface_mase @sunflowerboi14 @opticaldelucion 😂😂😂 Stop.

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4 years

Garlic and lemon herb chicken. If I ever make an effort to cook anything for you in my house I genuinely like you as a person :)

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2 years

@Kamau266 @NjeriMuchina2 All women in the world told you this,?

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2 years

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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2 years

"Afande nili amka nikajipata na stethoscope pekee yake"

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3 years

@guylikericky Lol

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4 years

A door closed in early June and I was stressed AF the whole of June. Now more doors are opening this July and I just want to cry all day because universe has come through.

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@Wajiru_

2 years

Satan on my dicot every night.

Jçķý

@jckyTheBon

2 years

Usiruhusu mtu yeyote kulamba sehemu yako ya siri. Ni kishetani zaidi kuliko kufanya mapenzi

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4 years

This is so ratchet but so on brand 😂😂😂

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1 year

Lol that Moriah tweet is funny PTSD for me because I was once reminded I am fat afterall, after leaving someone years back. Like bro🤣🤣🤣Fat people can leave too, slowly tho 😄

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@Wajiru_

3 years

Makena ndio princi huku

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5 years

Would I totally pick a cheaper air freshener such as Glade, which comes attached with Kiwi polish at 265/- instead of Tropical which is retailing at 295/-? Yes. This is how I survive in this Nairobi.

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😂😂😂😂😂 Just rem in 2012 i was interning somewhere kiundutho. Boss mama comes with a male pastor kiatu imegongwa na stair ikatokana nikashoneshe. At home time? Took the shoe and went home 💀

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When I interned, they tried to make me an errand girl whilst simultaneously calling me a slay queen. Mimi wakinituma fries masala naleta bhajia na natupa salt and ketchup. Wakinituma kahawa naleta strungi. They never sent me after a few days 💀

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@Mollage_ lol. im glad my guts woke me up at night and i took the pill. ningekuwa nilizaa November nimejaa maziwa sahii smh

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@SheilahBirgen 😅😅😅 I thought id been through heartbreak till i found myself nimeketi kwa kokoto ya Mama Ashanti before they cemented the place, nikiinuliwa na mzungu nikiulizwa if im okay. Blurry vision and weak knees and palpitations.

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@B3laze Upige Ginger bure

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2 years

@Son_of_Laikipia "Iceera riake ndikwenda gukana rìugua ringi"

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@Nyokaffiii A neighbor dismantled a child's bike coz of ringing his bell and running away in a block they dont even live in. Neighbors understood.

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This "freedom" I badly wanted when I moved out, I don't even do much with it. Leaving the house is dreadful, and I only leave when extremely necessary. But I guess the freedom is in other things. Frying the whole pack of bacon, not having to hide my booze,silly things tu.

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Lmao. Jasmine's mom!!!!!! #LoveIsBlindUK

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2 months

@_awesomekenyan Same man 😭😭😭😭

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1 year

@slyrie "natamani nikuone, sijui, nitakuona vipiiiiiiiiiiii, natamani nikufuate sijui, nitakufuata vipiiiiiiiii"

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4 years

More than 60% of women have gone through some assault of some kind. Physical or sexual. Some don't even process it as assault.

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10 months

Balloons day for me. To chapter 33. 🥂 🎂

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9 months

@droid254 The one in Kilimani is a bit aiit but those seats are atrocious omg fluffy queens wanaumia.

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4 years

Kuna kacui kalikanya kengine hadi kakableed, tukatoa kale kamekanywo tukakaweka place ingine. So kacui aggressive kakaanza kuattackiwa na tucui twingine for justice for their fellow ave. Tukakatoa kasikufe, kaka kanyana tena. Hako kacui ni kanugu sana

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LIANA❤️CK

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2 months

Forgive Osama Otero or post yourself?

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3 years

Saying men should be taught consent is infantilizing them and this is so sickening and stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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3 months

I also can't believe that Aisha Jumwa and Didmus Barasa are walking about this nation holding public offices despite them being murderers but Ian Njoroge was acted upon within hours. God.

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4 years

Lmao

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1 year

@Limorio_ I can hear this picture.

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1 year

@kabugiken Same.the constitution was reshared kwa group.

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4 years

I thought it's thigoji hehe

mmh, yep.

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+ this couch >>>

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3 years

Lmao

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1 year

Nimebakisha tu CX-5 sasa.

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3 months

I feel for Minne's children esp the one in her womb. It's a tragedy having a ghetto mum. Worse when she's dumb wueh. #RHONairobi

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@gitweeta Idk, inakaa poa aki🥲🥲

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3 years

@babyface_mase @sunflowerboi14 @opticaldelucion Lmao. Ok 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@Wajiru_

3 years

Not just addiction.. But also errant family members. Most people have that one family member, be it a sibling or a cousin who has taken the family to hell and back. Let's not talk about it.

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3 years

We hardly talk about the resentment you feel for an addict in your family for the hell they constantly put loved ones through when they make shitty choices ,coz they affect you sometimes in the worst ways could literally alter the course of a whole family

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@jwaweruh Wait fr? How? Wanakutwa in their homes ama

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