Raila Odinga - Buy Kenya Build Kenya
William Ruto- Bottom Up Economy
Uhuru Kenyatta- Time for another tribe to rule
Musalia Mudavadi- Borrow Cheap Loans
Kalonzo Musyoka- Railw niwachie
Muhisa Kituyi- I worked at UN
Moses Wetangula- Inji inataka kiongosi mupya
2 hours after CLASSROOM COLLAPSES on pupils at Precious Talent School on Ngong Road in Nairobi, people are still removing Debris using their hands. Police are arriving at scene with guns and radiophones, you even wonder will they remove trapped kids with such? Kenya!
This hospital has been constructed by Didier Drogba right from the purchase of land. Our Own Victor Wanyama earns 28 million every month but has not constructed a single classroom in his backyard which will cost him a mere 700k.
This is the delegation Kenya sent to UK.
Pauline Njoroge can't say anything beyond Ruto this Ruto that.
Raila Junior can't think beyond "my father"
Joho...well, he got D+
Thank you Residents of Kitui for standing for inclusivity. They want to beat up Moses Kuria and Murkomen and eject him from the meeting but residents have stood their ground.
#BbiInKitui
@daddyhope
Don't believe any Negative Comments about Nairobi from Kenyans. Some of the tweeps are just bitter lot. In Kenya, infrastructure has developed really quick. Dear Zibabweans, elect leaders who will work for you!
@BlessedNjugush
Themes:
Land Grabbing-Akiamka Ha! Shamba yangu imefika hapa
Loans: Fundi (IM Fund)
Clueless Leaders- Sa Ka Ja
Term extension: Wataongeza miaka mbili tukulakule chapo
Kumira Kumira Ideology: Mkuu hujiedesha juu ako humble
Lockdown: Kwani babako hakuwa amejipanga
@AfricaFactsZone
Take the same idea to Uganda and you will spend 2 years explaining to patents and guardians that Python is not a snake and Learning Python is not Illuminati
UHURU KENYATTA
Kimwarer and Aror dams, he didn't speak
Locust, he has not spoken
Mwiki demos. he ignored
Kenyans in Wuhan, no word
Chinese landing at JKIA all day every day, now word
#coronaviruskenya
suspected, no word
Kimani Ngunjiri speaks, "Mimi sikulangi kwake
Raila is worth 2 Trillion not billions. ODM alone is worth 10 Billion and it's his personal property. His kisumu house is 1.2 B. His karen home is 1B. His mollasses plant is worth 25B. His JKIA company is worth 100B. His construction company are worth 500B.
Nigerian President Buhari travels to London in the same jet with some Governors but interestingly, these governors line up to receive him when they alight in London
Most of the Jobless Graduates ate from UoN. Why?
Graduates from UoN think they know everything. Asamo is a good case study.
They also think UoN is the only University in Kenya where you can learn.
They think they deserve managerial positions right after graduating.
President Uhuru Kenyatta tells mourners at Rubia's sendoff that he is aware of "Wemgine wanataka kupanda ndege wakuje waendeleze kelele zao, let them do that"
This implies that he is aware Miguna Miguna is coming back and he is not opposed to it. Welcome Home Miguna Miguna
For President Uhuru to become Prime Minister, he must win Against Moses Kuria in Gatundu South. Lets do it here..
Who would you vote as your 2022 MP for Gatundu South
After 5 years in Kenyan Market, SportPesa CEO has acquired, among other things, Gulfstream Jet which goes for $38million (kes3.8 billion).
Kenyan have been killing themselves for depression after losing all they have to these companies
Photos: Courtesy
#Sportpesa
make 100 Billion per year in profits. The sponsorship are as follows:
1.Kenya Rugby Union (Sh607 million),
2.Kenyan Premier League (Sh450 million),
3.Gor Mahia (Sh325 million) and
4.AFC Leopards (Sh225 million)
Total (1.6B) out of 100 Billion
@Goddie_Ke
Sasa hizi ni kicks of a dying horse. His defense was that he never knew Monica, and he was never in her house.
Now, he confirms he was there, then evidence of him buying a kanzu, disguising entry with a stolen ID, burning the kanzu, being found with items from Monica's house.
Wamlambez and Wamnyonyez are immoral and irreligious words. If you are a True follower of Religion you cannot love it when everyone is using pornographic words openly and people are happy about it
I've watched Citizen TV news for the first time this year and out of 5 first stories, 4 were about Azimio and Raila.
The one about Ruto was that he was attacking Azimio Raila and President.
That was followed by another reporting about Jubilee and its resolution to support Raila
You travel all the way from Nyanza, Suba, to Msamweni in Kwale and instead of mourning the departed soul you start Ruto this Ruto that. Shame on you ODM Chairman John Mbadi. But why is it that ODM agenda has to be Ruto this Ruto that??
Museveni vs Uhuru
Uganda
Import Chickens to Kenya
Import more eggs to Kenya
Import Sugar to Kenya
Get land at Naivasha to build a port
Kenya
We have agreed to work together
We have agreed to work together
We have agreed to work together
@misstrudy_
Stop shouting. You will still monetize this video and make money out of it, so, you need to STOP SHOUTING and calm down. Creating content is not a national duty. So, if you are told you can't film there, don't assume we badly needed to see the video. Decorum kidogo.
University of Embu Increasing Fee from 16K to 48K per sem is just laughable.
No medical courses, no engineering... Who can pay 48k to study a BsC Biology or BSC agriculture or criminology?
Afadhali MKU ugonge Medicine ama Nursing na unaeza pewa ikiwa PhD
Nyakundi you have to be quick and release that CCTV footage before Safaricom tells us the cameras were out of battery.
Odeon
Nairobi CBD
Latema Tom Mboya
Avoid all
Kibaki gave out free primary education from nowhere to benchmark. Everything was free. Books, pencils, pens, rubbers, everything was free.
Now, President Uhuru's government promised Free secondary education but even the Free Primary Education has become so expensive.
@LarryMadowo
@MALUDA254
Kenyans have become strangers for calling you out for your obsession to cover chaos and demonstrations for your White man's TV. Ata Adrew Kibe who has Zero morals is selling Kenya positively in the US.
Do we really need Uhuru Park and Central park in Nairobi CBD? I was thinking building business houses and offices in one of them will be more profitable, economical, and also environmentally friendly.
Why Jubilee's McDonald Mariga will win in Kibra against ODM (luo) candidate as per 2107 Kibra demographics
Luhya - 36,000.
Luo - 28,000.
Kikuyu - 25,000.
Kamba - 21,000.
Nubi - 13,000.
Others - 22,000.
Kamba+Kikuyu+Luhya+Others+ Mariga's votes.
It is 4 against 1
He toured West Pokot and donated 1 million in cash. You are there fighting him because he support Ruto non of ODM leaders have donated anything. Rai(l)a is selfish!
Compared with Wanyama "Johanna Omollo" should be the Captain. However, he is very alone in that MID that is why is is committing so many fouls. Wanyama need to show us why is earning 1 Million a day in UK while players earning 200K per month are playing better than Him
@Propesaa
Mambo hamuelewi sio lazima mchangie. Grafted crops are not GMOs per see. GMOs in this context are genetically modified crops with pesticide genes in them to reduce reliance on artificial pest control.
Good job Eliud Kipchoge for planning to win but building libraries is a waste of time. If you want to help children, pay for their fee or build them classrooms.
Libraries for Primary and Secondary school kids? What for!
@omwambaKE
@MichaeleceousB
You can't work in a partnership where only the boss is buying cars, opening hotels, signing all deals, and favoring girls in your group. It's either you are an employee, or your shares in the partnership matter.
MY THOUGHTS
Kama BBI is about Mwananchi, the following should have spoken at
#BBIAtBukhungu
Farmers
ECDE Teachers
Teachers and Dons
Nurses
Jobless People
Graduates without Jobs
Watchmen
Witch doctors and witch nurses
Shopkeepers
Bodaboda riders
#KakamegaHostsBBI
How does President Uhuru feel when the most expensive airline, KQ, make 8 billion loss in 8 months? How about 10 billion loss for 100% operational SGR? How about collapsed Free Health Care with Hospitals running out of medicine.?
Jowie is still in Remand
Naftali Kinuthia who Killed Ivy is still in Remand
But,
#BabuOwino
is free to come and shot us all so long as he takes us to hospital and pays for our bills.
If we die after being shot on the necks, well, so long as he will pay for the Funerals
It will cost you a maximum of 65 shillings to send money from Equity Bank to Mpesa.
But, why are people complaining that much for just 65 bob?
Kenyans Love free things.
@Gaddafess
One question I can ask is ..If caretakers of the apparment knocked on all doors at 3 ama, how comes the body remained UpTo 9AM when facto discovered it. Like in the apparment, people woke up and left for work, leaving a dead body in the compound.
Jackie Maribe Should enter Plea Bargaining with the state because as things are, Jowie will definitely get not less than a life sentence...which might befell Jackie as well.
@Its_Prof_C
HELB only needs you to pay 1500 to activate repayment. They give you clearance not to show you have cleared the loan but to show you have started Repaying.
Sasa ignorance imefanya upoteze job.
Good conduct mtu huchukua unakaa nayo. Its only 1050
Were it not for chipukeezy, Vijana Tuwache Mihadarati could not have gotten the platform. EBRU TV must reconsider what they want with their shows otherwise Hosting Politicians sio Kazi ya Comedians
You all Think William is not wise until "McDonald Mariga" was registered in Starehe instead of Kibra. That was the hidden Card ODM didn't see coming😂😂. Siasa ni kujipanga my fren. Kama akina Sifuna ndio strategists wa Baba i can predict results in kibra
Dear Luos, you cannot take our President and then take our occupation. It is painful to see Wycliff Vincent Oduor taking over Kamau's stealing job. Stop stealing our culture.
CC. Luo Council of Elders
Yours: a concerned Kikuyu Son
@MpashoNews
Why is everyone speaking English? Kwani how stupid am i,l with my circle because the closest we have come to conversing in English is "okay"
@kensonnjeruf
@muigai_willy
Instead of taking all the time to talk about
#AnnexCrimeScene
, President Uhuru Kenyatta should come out and address the Shortage of Tomatoes. We cannot continue eating Mayai boiled na Kachumbari ya carrots
@AfricaFactsZone
Electricity in Kenya is categorized as a critical infrastructure. Even the electricity generation plants such as The 7 Fork Dams are guarded by Special Forces 24/7
@edgarnoowe2026
Sometimes all you have to do is break open crashed Aeroplane and save 20 people. Don't forget you have to be a fisherman...and it has to be Air Precision.
In short, don't do humanity job expecting to be noticed. Do whatever you have to do, fate will take its cause.
Resist Huduma namba, am not registering, bra bra bra, oooo, let me be deported, yada yada yada!! Then the last day they pull this move. They cheated on you!
They even harassed Oburu Odinga, an old man who his only intention was to mourn Mzee Moi. Why are they blocking him? It took Rtd. Hon. Raila's intervention. Matiangi and Kibicho are harassing Wananchi including Sonko
77% of Kenyans are Youths. The BBI is meant to find Jobs for Youths.
The Lineup for BBI speakers and their Years is as follows
Ole Kina-56
Junet-58
Mbandi-59
Otiende-68
Awiti-70
Nyongo-78
Waiguru-46
Oparanya-74
Wanga-65
Kamanda-85
Raila-89
The only youth, Malala has 100 cases
CS Mutahi Kagwe has taken over the control of National Police and he is now closely working with IG of police. The "Super CS" who was using police to harass Tanga Tanga is under Media quarantine, and it is said he is not Happy.
After hitting 1 million Subscribers, Ghanian YouTuber Wode Maya took a break to;
Copyright his content
Start a Real Estate Company
Set-up Creators Studio in Ghana
Hire and train his team.
Wode Maya is now Back on YouTube, with Daily Content until the year ends
Image: Wode Maya
President Uhuru Hires a Maj General in his 60s.
He fires a Youth, Denis Itumbi, in his 30s. That is how this government honors and appreciate the Youths. WE ARE ON OUR OWN!
LIST OF KENYAN POLITICIANS WHO SCORED STRAIGHT A
1. Atiende Amolo
2. Prof. Anyang Nyong (1st class in Political Science frm Makerere)
3. HE. Mwai Kibaki
4. Dr. Alfred Mutua
5. Peter Munya
Luos will start Bashing Mariga while Luhyas in ODM back them in trolling McDonalds Mariga instead of supporting him to take over the good job Ken Okoth was doing
Gideon Moi:
"My last born daughter had written something,,i can't read her handwriting.. How you got to the University sweetheart i do not know"
This man is Humorous
@ntvkenya
We need to redefine joblessness.
So many people do not have "jobs" because they aren't formally employed with a fixed basic salary and a work force number, but they do real work and make real money.
@Osama_otero
@MwangiMustapha
Bottom up economic model is one of the UN's Sustainable Development Goals (SDGs). Its goal number 8. Just like MDGs was changed to SDGs in 2012, SDGs will be pushed forward and given a new name...Not achievable, leave alone sustainable!
#MyTwoCents
CUE has scrapped the PhDs awarded by JKUAT from 2014.
Its madness to just suspend the PhDs of innocent students. Some borrow money to fund their education.. The incompetent school heads who allowed admission of students will be left unpunished. Where CUE since 2014?
@MuchiriH
Hizi nyumba huwa 89% empty.
Bedisster 15k
One bedroom 20k
2 bedroom 25k
Services include
Free wifi
Lift
Internal shop
Event's space (rooftop) fitted with kitchen, toilets, tent, chairs, and a bar for hire.
No dogs allowed
@andrewsuleh
The rebels in DRC do not operate as headless thieves. They don't attack children and women to just steal cows. They operate militarily, with support from external governments. In short, the "rebels" in DRC are politicians. The Bandicts in Baringo and Pokot are thieves.
We now know UHURU is alone in the fight against Corruption! Nasa has Clearly shown where they belong. High Court Judge ChaCha Mwita haults Prosecution of DCJ Philomena Mwilu Intil October 9.
Since President Uhuru took over, Companies have been closing down due to exorbitant taxes. Betin and Sportpesa closed and now KEROCHE will surely close. Does it bother Uhuru Kenyatta that he has so far directly contributed to over 1 million joblosses?
NEWS JUST IN!!
Boniface Mwangi arrested for Obstructing CJ who was being driven on the wrong side. Boniface will be charged this evening for 'Obstruction and attempted Kidnap"
Lucy Gatimu has several hundreds of thousands right now. The question is, was bullying her necessary? Is she happy she was bullied because it has made her rich? Where were the people of Goodwill and corporates when she was genuinely advertising her hustle? Are these rhetorics?