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shelbzilla

@_shelbzilla

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cat lamp cult leader

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@EjoWVgirl @MilvertonSaint @jester1436 he forgot to log out of his real account and sign in to his troll account where he pretends to be a gay Black man promoting trump

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@dukeragetroll @mollydeez if people parallel park enough then they get good at it. that's literally all it takes. i wouldn't assume someone is a bad driver if they struggle to parallel park especially without knowing the specific circumstances. they prob just need more practice

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@LouardOnGames @michellecyca @kaylaspag especially if it wasn't updated at any point! everything gets worse lol

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@dukeragetroll @mollydeez it's literally not the same skill at all or no one would struggle with it lol i don't see people struggling to drive down the road, do you? oh no a red light i better line up my mirror with the car next to me in case i need to back in behind them ????

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@lueyberd @siderealmaven @JudithAndronic1 blanket statements used to invalidate others' experiences are harmful. not everyone experiences ADHD in the same way. but since you don't have ADHD and since you also don't know everything about the kids you worked with, idk why you think your opinion here is helpful or needed.

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y'all there's no fucking way hulu is raising prices again lol. last year they raised the no ads price to $17.99/month so i made the switch to the ad plan at $79.99/year. now they are increasing that to $99.99/year like are you fucking kidding me 🫠

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@dukeragetroll @mollydeez also she never said she couldn't do it, she just didn't do it quickly enough for your standards and you weren't even there to see what happened lol if you want to feel superior, just go write about it in your diary instead of gatekeeping

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@haIadriel tom cruise in interview with a vampire!

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@pooky_tweetings @plorny i can't tell how many oz it is but guaranteed most people aren't drinking enough water. i know some people who don't even like water lol

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@lueyberd @siderealmaven @JudithAndronic1 if you check the replies you will see lots of people with ADHD who agree with OP. what more evidence do you need that this is a real experience of ours?

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@fairygodumpster @VictorCarlesi THIS. how many times does she need to speak out on being stalked by photographers? leave her alone wtf

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@TooLateJerk @HJBenjamin i have both deep thoughts and deeper thoughts and just read every page in both and i don't see it in there. it definitely sounds like it should be in there tho. so maybe it was only on snl? anyway here's a random joke as tax for making you read this

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@Bensam123TV @AnnaHollinrake are you the "what are you gonna do, stab me?" guy lol a distraction / realizing other people are around might be helpful in scenarios where someone feels trapped, and you certainly shouldnt feel like less than a man for accepting help. if you do, i recommend therapy

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@TheMacSweaty @TrueGameData @mrbenwexler @Drift0r spoiler alert the gunman bought his two ARs legally on his 18th birthday. so what's your argument now

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@Myrtle4441 @ajplus she didn't say she needs a break from playing. you're putting that on her because you have the opinion that someone can only be an athlete if they also give interviews. lol why. she isn't a politician- she doesn't owe us answers

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@LegitBobbyHill @SpiritedSparr0w it's almost as if they're poor yet need food to survive???? crazy!

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@heymarmar_ @DuckHonkin lol wait til i tell you about asexual or aromantic couples. not every relationship is gonna look like yours... why does that have to be a bad thing. frankly it's none of your business anyway, and it screams jealousy bc you aren't friends with your partner

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@Almost_ironic @DeerArtemis @marysuewriter and this is why in my mind it's basically a prequel to that netflix show lol

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@kieutou_serbia @Turfu_Zert3n the handmaiden is literally a masterpiece lol

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4 years

@KushKota @_jane_dough @1barbieniy could possibly be acid reflux? water is a weak acid and it activates my reflux but for me that's more esophagus pain than stomach

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@teezers08 @stfusheon youngest but....strongest also?

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@alexbloor "anytime anywhere we are committed to keeping our community safe" lol they're literally threatening the community with "safety" nice try but no thx

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@dieworkwear this might be the first time ive disagreed with you bc i think this looks good. am i crazy? i tuck leggings and skinny pants into shoes all the time

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@Cuw @Shibefield @kathbarbadoro did u finish the episode i don't think it ended how u remember lol

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@princess_antifa and the movie is BEYOND GOOD. one of those that i was not expecting to absolutely love

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@GirlNamedMarley i don't even have as many friends as you listed here lol

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@mubbywub @illuminatihotts how did you miss the point this badly lol this isn't penis envy and freud was a hack. hope that helps

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@D_Nice11176 @antikirsten literally everyone lol

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@ThrowawayGaming @hasanthehun dre made him, same as how dre helped launch the careers of everyone who was performing with him. so i'm pretty sure dre chose the line up (esp since he paid for it)

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@runewarrior @NikkiMcR it also doesn't apply to marjorie taylor greene refusing to answer if she's vaccinated lol

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@aklingus nah king was right. the movie failed as an adaptation but only the author of the novel whose main character was based on himself would care about that when analyzing the movie. for the rest of us, we analyze it as a standalone piece of art. kubrick even said:

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@rise804 @anthonygreer @business lmao right?! dope is heroin not weed. these people were never cool enough to be offered drugs and it shows

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@doefaced lol this is literally the plot of the joel mchale dark comedy "happily"

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@MDuBanevich @kathbarbadoro @PetreRaleigh exactly! it isn't pro cop which is what copaganda means. it's literally about how the entire system is fucked

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@ATRightMovies people not understanding that tarantino is dramatic and if he actually made a list he could easily do top 50 shots in war films and this would be high on the list. so there's your translation for non tarantino fans

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@tsukihomie @jxnnyway fill a cooler with ice. leave the lid off. put fan behind the cooler so the air that's blowing on you is cool. making ice daily is a pain but if u can, this would help on those really awful days/weeks/months lol

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all the people who laughed at adma driver's character in the last duel because "he couldn't possibly be considered handsome" are not paying attention. this man is beautiful

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Adam Driver ready to wave the green flag, Indy 500, May 28, 2023, HQ/4K

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he's literally showing more skin than her

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An Iranian MMA fighter kicked a girl in the ring because “he felt offended by her clothing”.

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@Nikole_Corbi @eliseybell also she put wooden items in the dishwasher, and especially on the bottom rack???? yikesss

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@Subatomicfuel @MrAndyNgo @h3h3productions @jordanbpeterson in that he literally is? they have oatmeal which is hot cereal. maybe u didn't know

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tbh i didn't know i could hate maher more. being that obsessed with weed is fucking embarrassing dude like even those of us who smoke all day can take a break to accommodate someone else for a couple of hours jesus fucking christ

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"Jackass" star Steve-O says he asked Bill Maher not to smoke pot during a potential interview and to respect his 16 years of sobriety. Maher allegedly refused. "I found it kind of upsetting when the Bill Maher podcast reached out and he smokes pot the whole time while he

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@BilSillah @AlabasterZedTTV @clearconfused these examples are all being used correctly though so idk what you're complaining about

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@thorfinnur @DannyDrinksWine hi i work in a library. you're wrong about no one reading the book. hope that helps

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@realgirl_fieri @ytsorfx library use is actually increasing not decreasing. also libraries offer services beyond "go inside and browse for books" you can check out movies, video games, ipads, wheelchairs, etc. and all for free.

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@w0rldspawn @Capybbarius @SamtheNightOwl not really. it's not a drinking problem to get buzzed or drunk every so often lol it's only a disorder if you're dependent on alcohol. OP said she drinks that much 5 nights a week which is why it's a drinking problem. me doing it ~ once a month? isn't a drinking problem

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@SeekJustice117 @dieworkwear i personally like the black shirt. menswear guy's point about how people don't like it bc we're essentially taught to not like it (as it's historically lower class) is HUGE. i wish people would acknowledge those biases instead of acting like it's objective truth that it's bad

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@Von_Draugr @IGN why do you think it's a new audience?

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@SkinnyTuna @oddgoblin1312 your initial tweet said veggies aren't good for you. that's absolutely false. you're literally spreading misinformation lol

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joe rogan just did the alt right "did you just assume my gender" joke.... like it's 2024 sir what are you doing have you considered being funny for your stand up special

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@PegThePigs @afivegantenna nah she was serious lol

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i agree that kids shouldn't be content when they're forced to perform (esp for free) but these photos don't give that vibe. this mentality just reminds me of people who want girls and women to dress modestly bc of the male gaze but there's nothing inappropriate about these photos

Stop gentrifying 'jawn'

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There are 150 bookmarks on this. There isn't a recipe to reference. There isn't a hair style tutorial or information on the outfit and accessories. Please reconsider, parents. Stop sharing images of your kids for creeps to gawk at and save.

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@Charles_Bowers3 @Dayhaysoos people who think this is raw need a chef in their life

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@varacalli15 @KylePlantEmoji my dumbass scrolling the replies because i couldn't understand how "wind marshall" was funny

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@jawsfan66 @CurlySols even if you are absent doesn't mean you aren't a parental figure. adoption / no marriage are irrelevant. people call their unmarried mother's boyfriends their stepdads. you misunderstood that the issue being presented here is a question of ethics - not legality

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@p0etictragedies @elextra__ @KristopherKring same i had to block. they're insane (competing for biggest edgelord on twitter)

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lucy liu is objectively one of the most attractive people to ever exist

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@Kai_Wong_CN Westerners think Lucy Liu is pretty, but for us Asians, she is far from it. She has the exaggerated facial features of Asians, which is probably why Hollywood made her to fame as the token Asian girl.

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@GabbiOnTour @kingdomcome223 @dukeragetroll @mollydeez ???? oh was i defending someone who hit a car?? i literally explained it's a different set of skills but ok lmao

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@shouldhaveacats

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@ClesIsEclectic @RealDoctorMike i've never heard anything about genetically modified food having lower nutrient levels and i think that's probably a myth. i absolutely agree that supplements should be regulated though

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@TonyDungy @rabbisandra @MarchandSurgery the bible doesn't say life begins at conception. that's a modern evangelical belief with no biblical basis. so abortion isn't taking a life. hope that helps!

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@JDSkyberg @AKBrews did you have to show id or sign an affidavit to enter a video rental store? do you think children's books are akin to porn?

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@DatBoiTanno @adambonini @__kristinf34 @svershbow LOL this thread was amazing thank you all

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@cupraab @DiscussingFilm lmao i had to go rewatch this

Getting Over It

From the orangutan who made QWOP.undertale piano song by TedescoCreations https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6hRV-Nq1Q0

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@Ty_D16 @GrahamC47 the conans and craig fergusons are rare unfortunately 😭

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@artbyatlas0 @jessika7979 sounds like liz lemon in 30 rock. i get why he might feel guilty but...does he feel guilty about the things he actually did lol

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@ArcherWillows @applekaurr saltburn would be worse but both are hilarious choices to introduce to families. now im imagining my mom reacting to the car scene in hereditary, i honestly think she might cry lmao

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@Waterdragon1288 @THR it's a pretty big insult to say the trilogy would be similar in tone and content as tarantino's violent witty crime thrillers and neo westerns lol

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@ClaireMax dentists say to brush immediately after waking up due to bacteria in your mouth. you're welcome to brush a second time after breakfast but they say to wait at least 30 mins after eating to avoid doing damage to your enamel. teeth/gums are so annoying!!! high maintenance 🙄

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@lgarr99 @ho_bored @ABDxiicl0 @BirdieByeBye2 @WorshipHekate @ManofBiscuits @prdbywokestar @Momincolorado72 @AguitaVu @luckytilldeathx people of hispanic or latin heritage can select whichever race they are in the census, and then select yes for hispanic ethnicity. not everyone in mexico, central america, or south america is white

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how is anyone this good? taemin is masterful

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@LawDraws @Srirachachau @JustinWhang good cookies are soft and chewy! if someone makes fresh cookies and they are crunchy then they fucked up lol

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@Lizpie907 @Jeopardy people replying are making so many assumptions as if we are aware of what someone does 24/7 who appears on tv for 22 minutes each day. do you have specific instances of his behavior? on screen or behind the scenes?

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@jonnyboy4life @AdequateEmily @lularanae yeah it's so funny when people who can't afford to be alive ask for more money and then lose their jobs. you are internet comedy king not a sociopath at all

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@OkahEwahEdede @modesire_ most crimes against men are by.....other men. and children are more likely to be harmed by men than women when we control for gender of primary caretaker. women serial killers account for 10-15% of serial killers and about half of those team up with a man. hope that helps! ☺️

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@reed_lone @Bnrstnkr @rochellehd i live in bloomington, indiana- home to indiana university. public school. it happens here just as it does at most if not all college campuses

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@BilSillah @AlabasterZedTTV @clearconfused if you know the meaning of the word then you understand the usage here so it *does* apply. also literally that's how language evolves so you're gonna have to get used to it. acting like a boomer resistant to change is weird like sorry but get over it lol

A Wildly Obscene Term’s Path to Mainstream Usage

When combined with innocuous acts, “rawdogging” has left its overtly sexual origins behind, just like many other dirty slang words of the past.

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@Clintchimera @wobblymami dermatologists would say if you're outside all day or getting sweaty and gross that u should definitely shower, and immediately. same with workouts. the longer sweat sits on your skin, the more bacteria grows and can cause infections. but people who aren't sweating dont need to

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@HannahG97469316 @chaiconsumer so u were there and knew that she could do those things or u just assuming that shes allowed to hold her baby? also u said praying is productive lmao none of those things help the baby get better but if the tiktok made her money to help w/ the hospital bill then it was productive

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@s_grew78 @unicomehe @frmefrmmyslf @covergirl53 i will not purchase a product with comic sans lol but going to go look for a similar one asap thanks for sharing

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@RiveraOscar_1 @GabbiOnTour @kingdomcome223 @dukeragetroll @mollydeez check the numbers again. you must be confused 🤣

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@Jawesomene @PikieIII @xZaviorOfficial @fightfor15 $13/hr is not a living wage anywhere in the US, nice try tho

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@GwadiLad @_benjvmins_ you can go outside every day and if youre wearing 30 spf sunscreen and reapplying, you won't (shouldn't) burn or tan. it's bad for our skin and leads to cancer. being "natural" doesnt mean shit when the sun is natural yet it can literally do so much damage lol get a dermatologist

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@the_mf_fairy @JonahRyan4Prez @nypost this guy unironically retweets elon musk lol

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@joetrev @PricessAshleyJ @pandafresh @winokungfu @Solidarity_Star you keep missing the point. by your logic it's ok to do anything as long as it's legal. this is a logical fallacy. slavery and the holocaust were legal. apparently so is child grooming in germany. the rest of us understand those are all unethical tho

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@snorlaxesgf @Pinkbirdies12 @clitereIIa i watched some video the other day where a doctor says it takes 30-90 mins for the stomach to empty into the intestines. but also i have acid reflux and anyone struggling with backflow issues should see a gastro doctor if they are able to because it is treatable

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@NickiNeighbor @chrisrunsthisb @UWreThtYestrdy @moneybagjo_ YES! and there are people who think poor people don't deserve to replace worn down items like sheets, pillows, mattress, as if we're supposed to buy 1 mattress and sleep on it forever lmao. it's so expensive! it shouldn't be a "luxury" to get high quality sleep

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@EricEldred @EerjkMcRae @creoqueeracond @Darwinsinghgill @mxsinistehr dude doesn't even know what bragging is but thinks he's well informed enough for a debate lmao

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@RoseyRedd5 @BMeikyala @anjoj5 @_benjvmins_ dermatologists say not to use physical exfoliants so idk why products like this even exist anymore. who is buying them. you're using tiny rocks to scrape your skin pls don't do that

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@bobi54675312 @queend236 yep just spend $100 on a high quality knife you love that will last forever!

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@stevebyrnelive @joerogan this tweet makes no sense. i think you're confusing stand up comedy with podcasts. comedy was fine before him so ???? he isn't even close to being one of the goats. not even in top 50

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@sofiafromkorea i didn't even get an email about mine! absolutely ridiculous. just cut ceo pay

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you guys i hated a movie but it's considered a classic and "one of the greatest movies of all time" and i feel like the entire world is gaslighting me bc it's NOT GOOD and the main actor is BAD but somehow he was nominated for best actor?????? literally how is this possible

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@adorouvle @capricorneum iirc spf 30 is i think 97% uv protection and spf 50 is like 98% and spf 100 is 99%. so spf 30 is perfectly fine but don't forget to reapply throughout the day for maximum protection ☺

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@WideDamnAwake @randall72_wolf @hannahcrileyy i think they meant they would drive out and away from any danger and just live in the car if there were no hotel rooms

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@CodyShepard641 @kvetchkween @bulbasaurss agreed. he literally spent the entire time on stage at every golden globes roasting celebrities and billionaires why is anyone upset by this lol

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@notademonkisser @yrinsanelove @pinkayura remember when england invented the word soccer and also the imperial system and then changed their minds after we adapted and now blame us for saying/doing things "wrong" lmao

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@Isaac67302862 @fuckyouiquit local/small business employers are also terrible bosses lol

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3 years

@Gothnitsa @Srirachachau @JustinWhang biscuits are buttery. and if they aren't, heat them up and put butter on them. or jelly. or some sausage gravy. you're welcome

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