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@DuckHonkin

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@DuckHonkin
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what’s the deal with trads
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What’s your favorite animated movie that isn’t by Disney, Pixar, or Studio Ghibli?
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who writes like this. my god
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this might sound elitist but I 100% think that you should have to pass an exam before you’re allowed to try and review any cultural product
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Frank Zappa spent his whole career treating his band members like factory workers and when technology allowed him to get rid of them once and for all so he could focus on pure composition this is what it sounded like. His whole career led up to this. This is his magnum opus
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American men are terrified of twenty something Australian corpo babes. One “as per my last email,” from any of these women is enough to give the average American male an instant fatal cardiac arrest.
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Is this the longhouse?
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The film Parasite allows us to inhabit the lives and dreams of not just the working class, but the middle class too. It’s about bringing folks from different social backgrounds together, in the same house. It’s a pathway to belonging, not division. That matters. #Oscars
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I’ve been a steadfast fan of Raygun ever since I got up this morning and this bullying MUST STOP
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I’m starting a cafe. Coffees will cost $6 and there will be a small assortment of goods to purchase (dried pasta that costs $13.50, bread from the bakery next door that costs $9. Biltong for some reason). It will be called Goodfellow Merchants. Scrambled eggs: $24. Add bacon: $8
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(Bjork at Bunnings) yesh helo i woujd like a litl saussitch pleass
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@LucyXIV Hey Lucy, hope you’re well. Quick q: would you like me to explain your joke back to you
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No one can write women characters like Stephen King
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a movie called Men in Blackface and it’s set in Australia and it’s a bunch of guys called Brent sitting around saying “how is that racist??” to each other
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logging on to Miccy Ts (Microsoft Teams) for a meeto (meeting)
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i married my best friend?? 😳 #bruhmoments
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working on a theory about Christian Porter
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An Australian accent in a normal movie - you just don’t want to hear it
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if my toddler came up with this kind of insight i’d be worried about their brain development
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good vibes for Burgo everyone please
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@prawn_meat cobblers are seriously so stubborn and blockheaded
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can’t believe i missed this
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Y'all don't know what it was like before memes. One joke from Billy Madison had to last you like 5 years
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Introducing: MyGov Stories
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Blokes and their Mi Goreng
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shoutout to this guy. no one knows his name and at this point we may never know. but he always does a fantastic job and i hope he knows how appreciated he is
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i mean i’m not the smartest guy around. but to so confidently say something so profoundly obvious as if it’s a startling insight is so funny. what is your life like. how is your brain like this
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(i’m a cockney in the future and my internet connected robot dick goes soft during sex) bloody hell! some bleedin plonkers only gone and acked me cock! fuckin muppet. strike a fuckin light
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what the fuck did I do??
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rewatching Flight of the Conchords and the way they write Australians is so good lmao
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Guys. We need to talk about “Casablanca”. This movie is NOT about the history and politics of the Moroccan city. It’s actually about some of the characters. So um, yeah.
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They should make an Australian men’s soccer team
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@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN OK calm down chief
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to the first guy: brother, get a hold of yourself. if you ever find yourself saying the phrase “i’m an old boy” while crying, brother it’s over
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One of Sydney's oldest boys' schools is going co-ed, leaving some parents furious about what they call the "woke agenda" behind the move. #9News READ:
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this was a fun 11 minutes
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me when i get caught by coles security scanning eschallots as onions
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Happy Friday blokes. Reng on 🤙🏻
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I never knew this!! Women must apologise!!!!
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holy shit, that is a crazy thing to do at a sporting event
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hell yeah dude
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just saw a guy kneel completely down on the ground to sneeze
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Worst Smiths songs: - Frankly I'm A Dismal Little Piglet - Black Man On The Tube Again - Women Are Dreary - Oh! Billy, My Willy - Everything Is Hopeless And I'm Fat Now - I Don't Owe You Anything, Paki - I Simply Couldn't Care Less About Your Miscarriages Mrs Parkinson
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@pwafork looks bad man
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i want what they have
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2020 Fatboy Slim looking like a Tasmanian Greens candidate
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🚨URGENT— Days after receiving his 2nd COVID-19 vaccine from Pfizer in August 2021, Dave experienced unrelenting seizures, functional neurological disorder, tremors, chest pain, and could no longer read, write, or walk normally.
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@fart i agree. the man should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
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Vogue Editor-in-Chief Anna Wintour has revealed her 'go-to' lunch order. It's a $77 caprese salad with no tomatoes and steak. Would you try this?
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@cryptcrier hey do you want to manage my porn and podcast house. yeah my mother lives there but check this out: what if she didn’t
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Even if you like Frank Zappa (and I do) you have to admit it’s pretty funny
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OK people, let’s sort this out once and for all. The correct name is “spud puckies”. End of discussion
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ok. here is my bedside table
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enough is enough. time to start eating healthy 🙏
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been lmaoing at this Balinese guy doing impressions of tourists all day
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can you all just calm down
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whatever happened to pikelets? anyone remember pikelets???
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Uh Wendy this is a Sir
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arghh 17 new cases in Sydney
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Americans will be like here’s my favourite chicken sandwich. and it’s a picture of a fried chicken burger
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You're arrive your local restaurant, and you notice this young woman dancing alone. How do you open?
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BREAKING: The child who was allegedly assaulted by Scott Morrison has succumbed to his injuries
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party pies are a type of dumpling
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had a couple of sips of Beer. might have a couple more in a while.
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anyone know if the allegations against guy sebastian have been confirmed?
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@jrhennessy hmm. i’m not up to that side quest in Assassin’s Creed yet. looking forward to it though!
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it’s bed time fr. bout to get on my honk shoo shit. that mimimimimi shit
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Me: brutally murdered and found dumped on the side of the highway Two 35yr old women with a podcast: ok murder muffins we got a real oopy goopy spoopy story for you today! Squarespace ad: ARE YOU LOOKING TO EXPAND Y
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How to cook the perfect steak: - buy a steak - cook the steak perfectly (important)
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they could be called the Brotildas
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also i would watch the shit out of a Zappa biopic with John Tuturro in the lead
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Making deals
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Damn baby, is there a Mr Hands?
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WORST banh mi of my life. Taylor Rd IGA… your fired
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justice for @parsfarce
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RAT tests should be more expensive and there should be fewer of them
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have you guys heard the news about Perth
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Thank you Banky 🙏
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being naughty! 🙈 i love chocolate!
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something that sounds like outrage bait but i lowkey actually believe a little bit: people who “don’t like” spicy food are racist. at least 90%
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Damn. No matter what you think of her politics, or the way she conducts herself on twitter, this is very sad. RIP
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Gollum would never have got away with so much if i’d been around. I would have beat him to within an inch of his life
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In Australia, Ian Miles Cheong is known as Ian Kilometres Cheongo
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stop doing this
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I just heard that GTA VI is going to be set in Perth... sick....
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what. and also. what
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